#shithumour

[mrssancho]

No like fuck the stupid WAG-lifestyle, I wanna outsmart everyone. ESPECIALLY that stupid thing of a boyfriend/husband that just kicks a stupid ball around all day and thinks he’s all that. Like just because half of the male population is insecure and find some lame sort of validation in this lame sport (football) out of every fkn sport. Such a shame because I’ve liked Bellingham since I was such a loser pre-teenager and yeah, it wasn’t serious and concerning before HE was the one acting fuckn stupid and taking EMBARRASSING decisions. Like I’m the biggest man-hater and I’ve hated my father for acting like a useless fkn armpit but somehow he managed to understand that the Americans are just under-educated and underemployed/undertreated. I rlly wonder if theses fotball players (esp one of the ones that I’ve met and listened to when they were actually down to earth (Jude in these interwiews on YouTube/BVBchallenges). Like he was is genuine and real. But like at the dime time, I would never get through a stage like this. I’ve got certain issues that I really feel like make me aptly inside, even if I’ve yelled at my grandpa . JDYT FUCK FOOTBALL GUYS IVE ONLY BEEN HEARTBROKEN ONCE AND THAT WAS LUNJS AND EMMA. #omgwhyamIdrunK #shithumour

Ma’am are you good? 😕

[observingzombie]

Alakazoo

alakazam

Now you get no bitches and can only use your hand.

[lyyllaachicken-tenders-blog-blog]

I can't keep a secret either :( I did a BM on Sunday... It was like that magic trick with the scarves. How'd all that fit in there??!! #poo #pooisfunny #bobsburgers #lindabelcher #life #bm #shit #shithumour #toilethumour #funny #humor #humour #verbaldiarrhea #icantlie