#shit shit shitty fuck fuck i gave them a TV and now they're pacing around it in some kind of ritual as they plan world domination!!
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proofsiege · 2 months ago
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Marius giving a TV to two very powerful and ancient vampires who have no need for it is like those neglectful parents giving their children ipads; then being suprised after it sends the both of them into a hissy fit where they try to slaughter litteraly everything with a pulse
I wouldn't trust him to remember to feed a dog
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