#ship:tharya

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oh man oh man feel free to completely disagree with any of these xD

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Prooobably Theo but immediately regrets itWho threatens to leave but never actually does? AryaWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Also Arya (Theo wouldn’t threaten to leave at all, and I feel like she would be 50/50 on the matter depending on how pissed she was xD)Who trashes the house? NeitherDo either of them get physical? No, I feel like any argument they have is going to be solely verbalHow often do they argue/disagree? Not often, but it happensWho is the first to apologise? Definitely Theo

Sex:

Who is on top? Mostly TheoWho is on the bottom? Mostly AryaWho has the strangest desires? Maybe Arya? Theo is too pure™ Any kinks? You know they’re all about the handcuffs ;)Who’s dominant in bed? Theo, but he does enjoy when Arya takes controlIs head ever in the equation? Of course. Always.If so, who is better at performing it? Theo. Sorry Arya, but you KNOW he’s the bestEver had sex in public? NoWho moans the most? AryaWho leaves the most marks? TheoWho screams the loudest? AryaWho is the more experienced of the two? Uh.........Probably Arya?Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Booooth, but Theo loves to make love ;)Rough or soft? Also both, but he likes being softHow long do they usually last? Normal amount of time? Depending on the foreplay situation??Is protection used? HMMMMM IDK LET’S ASK ARYA >_> (yes & no)Does it ever get boring? Pft. NeverWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? The kitchen?

Family: 

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Not at the momentIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? Theo would like 2; 1 boy 1 girlWho is the favorite parent? Probably Arya - I def feel like she would be the loosy goosy parent who is super fun and wants the kids to just live their life and Theo is just like STAY IN SCHOOL, FOLLOW THE RULES, AAAGH.Who is the authoritative parent? TheoWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? AryaWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? I feel like Arya brings them candy & lets them have sweets at home but Theo takes them for ice creamWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both of them!Who goes to parent teacher interviews? BothWho changes the diapers? BothWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Both. I feel like Arya gets woken up more but Theo offers to do it more so she can sleepWho spends the most time with the children? Both, but most likely Arya because of Theo’s jobWho packs their lunch boxes? TheoWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Oh dear god... ??? Probably one for each kidWho cleans up after the kids? BothWho worries the most? Theo. Is that even a question? lolWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Hmmm I think inadvertently Theo because he would fall asleep watching TV with them and something ‘adult’ would come on...

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? BothWho is the little spoon? AryaWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? AryaWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? BothHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? ForeverWho gives the most kisses? Theo (secretly kissing her while she’s asleep)What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Theo really likes to sleep because he can never get enough of it xD which includes cuddling...but probably just spending time together in generalWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? Bed? xDWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? Either one? Unless one is feeling naughtier than the other on that momentHow often do they get time to themselves? Most of the time they’re not at work

Sleeping:

Who snores? TheoIf both do, who snores the loudest? TheoDo they share a bed or sleep separately? Both, sharing mostly these days ;)If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Snuggling all night long~Who talks in their sleep? AryaWhat do they wear to bed? Theo usually just wears boxers & maybe a shirt, Arya wears nothing or one of his shirts because she’s terrible and steals his clothesAre either of your muses insomniacs? NoCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? NoDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Entangled AFWho wakes up with bed hair? Arya cause short hair doesn’t get too wild & Theo sleeps like a damn rock in like one position all nightWho wakes up first? Depends, but probably TheoWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? TheoWhat is their favourite sleeping position? bink or bink always cuddlingWho hogs the sheets? AryaDo they set an alarm each night? Not if they have the next day offCan a television be found in their bedroom? Not in Theo’s (idk about Arya’s?)Who has nightmares? Def Theo, probs bothWho has ridiculous dreams? Probably AryaWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? AryaWho makes the bed? No one, ain’t nobody got time for thatWhat time is bed time? Pft. Late af.Any routines/rituals before bed? Shower/etc.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Arya

Work:

Who is the busiest? Hmm...probably Theo?Who rakes in the highest income? Probably Arya xDAre any of your muses unemployed? NopeWho takes the most sick days? Neither, maybe AryaWho is more likely to turn up late to work? Arya if Theo isn’t driving herWho sucks up to their boss? AryaWhat are their jobs? Theo is a detective & Arya is a dancer/bar tender/sexy mofoWho stresses the most? Theo. OBVIOUSLY.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They like it even though both can be really shitty sometimesAre your muses financially stable? Yep.

Home:

Who does the washing? Both, though Arya has to do her delicates separately cause Theo has no idea about that shit & will probably destroy it allWho takes out the trash? Both, mainly TheoWho does the ironing? Neither? Who irons things anymore? Probs Theo cause he’s a weird lil guyWho does the cooking? Mostly TheoWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? AryaWho is messier? Depends on what it is, Theo’s apartment is a mess of files & coffee cups but he’s pretty neat otherwise, I feel like Arya will just leave her UNDERWEAR WHEREVER SHE WANTSWho leaves the toilet roll empty? NeitherWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? >_> ARYAWho forgets to flush the toilet? No oneWho is the prankster around the house? Arya if I had to pickWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? NeitherWho mows the lawn? There is no lawn, but Theo if there wasWho answers the telephone? No? One? Has? Landlines? Anymore?Who does the vacuuming? Theo’s place is hardwood, so neither? Arya if her place has carpet?Who does the groceries? Both, togetherWho takes the longest to shower? AryaWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Arya, unless Theo is shaving

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not reallyHow many cars do they own? OneDo they own their home or do they rent? RentDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Neither? Coast? Idk?Do they live in the city or in the country?  CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? Yes (even though Theo hates EVERYWHERE because crime)What’s their song? *sweats* Your Song maybe?What do they do when they’re away from each other? Arya texts Theo & bothers him at work with trivial things like puppies >_> Theo just watches TV, sleeps, and probably thinks about her Where did they first meet? In the hallway lolHow did they first meet? They were both in the hallway...xD rando neighbor conversation - initiated by Arya, obviWho spends the most money when out shopping? ...Arya...Who’s more likely to flash their assets? If this is talking about body parts most def AryaWho finds it amusing when the other trips over stuff? Probably Arya, Theo just worries that she hurt herselfAny mental issues? ???Who’s terrified of bugs? Probably Arya, if anyoneWho kills the spiders around the house? TheoTheir favourite place? Home. Bed. lolWho pays the bills? BothDo they have any fears for their future? Pff. Dear god. I don’t really know about Arya, but Theo thinks about death on the dailyWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? TheoWho uses up all of the hot water? AryaWho’s the tallest? Theo by 2 inchesWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Either oneWho wanders around in their underwear? BothWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? AryaWhat do they tease each other about? Literally everythingWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither, they’re both hot babes who can dress wellDo they have mutual friends? Not in the sense of before they got together?Who crushed first? ARYAAAAAAAAAAny alcohol or substance related problems? NoWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Both of them :DWho swears the most? Both? Depends on the situation I guess

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xoxo, Arya x