#ship: dan and the girl she pulled by being autistic

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I'm hyperfixating againnn and it's time for a s/i intro! This is gonna be a three in one because I figure that's just fine.

1: Danielle "Dan" Henderson (Ship Name: Dan And The Girl She Pulled By Being Autistic)

Dustin's older sister. Dating Robin Buckley after S4's hijinks. Been involved since S1, technically. Goofy, unpredictable, surly, Supreme Overlord od Middle-School-Fucked-Me-Up-Land

2: Theodora "Teddy" Bauman (Ship Name: Turn My World Upside Down)

Murray Bauman's kid. Dating Steve Harrington since S3 to everyone's surprise. Been involved since S2. Snarky, argumentative, abrasive, but funny and kind. "Fuck the man" is her motto

3: Ruth Sawyer (Ship Name: The Kids Aren't All Right: 1980s Remaster)

Goes by Saw because Eddie called her that and it stuck. Dating Eddie Munson since his first senior year. Got dragged into all this when Dustin showed up looking for Eddie because they decided he was at her place.

Their stories run parallel in the same clump of stories because I like the thought of them as a chaos trio and friend group.

General facts:

All three of them minus Ruth are in Hellfire. Ruth isn't in it but she might as well be because Eddie has her present for every meeting and Ruth helps him plan campaigns sometimes. She doesn't give the others spoilers and they wouldn't ask even if they thought she would.

Dan has been there since early middle school (she's in Robin & Nancy's year but Eddie doesn't care he makes friends across grade divides). She's Dustin's big sister and that won Dustin some major brownie points with Eddie. Teddy showed up in eighth grade/late middle school and both Eddie and Dan immediately thought "yeah ok she's in for sure." Ruth showed up on the radar in sophomore year and Teddy was such a shithead carbon copy of her father that she didn't rest until Ruth and Eddie were dating.

The whole group (I call them the Fucked Up Four w/ Eddie or the Terrible Trio w/o him) steal each other's clothes and do pot at each other's houses and just generally wreak havoc. They have a reputation throughout all of their peer group in Hawkins because they've been such menaces.

More details to come but also random blurbs and hcs of them interacting with the world I dropped them into.

(Yay I posted a selfship thing way to go me)

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Fo the ship ask meme - Charladay + 2, 4, 23, 27, 36, 38, 39

thank you!! :D

How’s their team work? Do they share well?

oh excellent teamwork, very good, dan takes instructions very well [snort]

and yeah sure why not

First impression of each other? Was it love at first sight?

well, no, not ~love~ at first sight but they defo both looked at each other for a prolonged amount of time. both finding themselves curious, strangely fascinated. one of charlotte’s thoughts was that he looks... sad and little lost

and dan’s thoughts were, less words, more !!!, oh and some “is,,, is she looking at me?” [looks around to check] “???”

How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort?

hug: tight, sometimes they hug in manner like they think they won’t get another hug. also dan is more Hands than man, really

kiss: soft soft pet pet WHOA PASSION HELLO CHARLOTTE. dan holds char’s face with his hands when he kisses and it’s soft sweet kisses and char will often be the one to make ‘em deeper. pull dan real close to her, maybe pin him to something. depends on the mood~ like, not always, char isn’t always ravenous jhajhsa she does do gentle and romantic too,, im just. talking o///o

tease: char’s teasing is more the cheeky playful “yeah i have the power to suddenly turn you on and im gonna use it” variety. hand on the thigh. whispers in the ear. footsie. asking him to join her in the shower in a sultry voice. hm, maybe im not so great at teasing because this is outright seduction ahudsajh

as for dan, mayhaps he takes his time savouring char’s body. maybe a frustrated whine from char inspires him to draw out the touches and caresses even longer until she’s panting and Strongly Insisting he stop teasing her :)))

don’t underestimate dan, he’ll surprise ya

flirt: i imagine char is quite flirtatious given the right context and motivation. having a boyfriend who blushes so easily and prettily is pretty good motivation. she’s makes it clear what she wants, she’s a pretty proactive person. meanwhile dan is less likely to flirt, he’s more of a “i worship at the temple of you” kinda guy. full of adoring looks and of course he’s tendency towards petting

comfort: oh hey you brought this up in a recent thing u reblogged; dan is a “hey hey whoa” kinda person. gentle words, hand on the shoulder. saying things are gonna be okay. and char, she leans towards words of affirmation. support and encouragement, like hey, you can do this, i believe in you. dan and char have repeatedly comforted each other in canon so that helps

Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up?

yes, yes, fuck no

4 kids to be exact. penny, ada, marie and isaac. bunch of creative and intellectual geniuses, the lot of ‘em (”will you two keep your hands off each other already? you keep making nerds” miles says after marie shows him her book of haikus at the age of fucking five)

grow old, well they COULD move on at any time but it’s MY indulgent OTP fantasy and i’m driving the bus, damn it. and on that note, they’d never split up, they were already torn apart by death, they are never letting go of each other. heck, when dan and char first hugged after they remember, dan held her for a reaaally long time and started crying. no, they’d never split up

What’s their greatest strength as a couple? Their weakness?

i think they compliment each other very well. they’re very different in temperament but not so different that it’s annoying. they also have so much respect for each other. and they can listen to each other talk for hoooours

weakness... well maybe if you two were open about ur feelings sooner, you could have gotten a little kissy, eh? sigh their weakness is bad timing. like on their own they have their own issues, but together their relationship would be strong... feels good, feels organic

What are they like in the bedroom? Any kinks/fetishes/turn-ons? Anything they won’t do?

in a word? fantastic. in two words? noise complaints. char is LOUD

but yeah what they’re like, well im gonna have to use that word i love so much, passionate. they’re real passionate. love making, fucking, what have you. char,,, well, char isn’t what you’d call subtle, and dan is overwhelmed and reverent, touching her and looking at her with a downright sense of awe. oh and naturally char is way more prone to using her words than dan, even if once things get really going it’s less structured sentences and more horny babbling

[nature docu narrator voice] the daniel faraday is a submissive creature and spends 90% of his sexual experiences underneath his lover

needless to say, char is the more dominant lover. girl’s gotta have strong thighs because she is gonna be on top a loooot. this is Ideal for both of ‘em

i could go on but basically These Nerds Fuck Each Other Like Champions

now kinks, etc:

char = she’s dominant in bed overall but she’s into it more than just that; being a dom is nice hobby she has. she’s got a chest at the end of the bed for her toys and other sexy tools. she loves control, and well, dan will do Anything she says (to the point where she had to stop and have a serious talk with him letting him know, hey i don’t wanna actually make you do anything you don’t wanna do, if you don’t like something, you have to tell me). and yeah basically a lot of kinks assoicated with that sort of behaviour. causing pain, being worshipped, edging, overstim, pegging, tying her lover up, etc and so forth. also dirty talk, lots and lots of dirty talk

dan = i started off having dan really like char’s hair and thats evolved into a fetish over time. he’s not Weird about it, but he Really likes it. being told what to do, specifically charlotte telling him what to do. and if i haven’t make it clear already that he’s worshipful of her, well,,,, can a person be a fetish? cuz at this point dan has a Charlotte Fetish dajkdsakjds. he’s not really a kinky person but char makes him feel lotsa confusing new things. oh and i’ve given him this thing i call pressure kink, basically sexual enjoyment of having physical pressure on you. like somebody laying their full weight on you. or a hug that would be way too tight by socially acceptable standards. or the classic, being tied up

besides their own turn ons, they’re also willing to experiment. char is kinky and dan is relatively vanilla but will try new things. he’s learnt so much from her (and miles), like most of the stuff they’re into, he hadn’t even heard of before

what won’t they do:

okay out of the way, eliminate that Really Gross Thing. you know. if you don’t, well i’m not writing it while dan and char are in my head, so moving on

as much as char is into it, dan draws a hard line at being in pain. when he saw how much char and miles like to do that sort of stuff with each other, he started to feel worried because he really doesn’t wanna be hurt. but char is like, ya know, a good person so she respects that and won’t hurt her sweet boy

also for the love of fuck, don’t pull on daniel’s hair. i know that can filed under Don’t Hurt Him but i’m putting special emphasis on it because he’s autistic and he will cry and in a bad way. it’s a guaranteed way to make his dick peace out

as for char, besides what i mentioned up top, there isn’t much char won’t do or at least isn’t willing to try out at least once. oh and while she will hurt, she’s not gonna like... mutilate. ugh

also one time char was on her period and they got intimate, and dan, being inclined to use his mouth down there, Licked A Drop. not out of his own desire to do so, he just thought it was the right thing to do. and char was equals ways stunned, horrified and disgusted. (and miles straight up had a freak out, calling dan a sick fuck, etc. dan was like ???) so yeah, thats a no go for her. period sex? yes. but keep your damn mouth away from there, thats icky

Who initiated the relationship? Who kissed who first?  When did they realize they were in love?

i think char’s the one who’s gonna ask dan out first. and kiss him first (limbo char is making up for lost fucking time, my dude)

oh sometime on the boat, for sure. i think dan was in love with char after knowing her a week. char i’d give her 1 or 2 more weeks on top of that. they both decided to keep it to themselves out of a mix of insecurity and guilt

thank you for your time!

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Making A Murderer

Okay the title is another instance of me thinking I'm clever and probably being wrong but the story is a comedic bit about the canon gang plus my s/is deciding where to go from here in my 'Eddie Lives' au. Canon-typical shit ensues. Enjoy!

The silence that settled over the van after the endless minutes of panic was deafening. Not even Robin had words. Teddy stared out the windshield, gripping the steering wheel with white knuckles and wide eyes. Steve sat in the passenger seat, tense and clearly thinking nothing but this is fucking crazy.

"What's gonna happen to Eddie and Max?" Lucas asked. He was still holding Max as though the minute he let go she'd start floating again.

"I dunno," Dan said. She had moved to let Ruth hold Eddie and was now crammed between Ruth and Robin.

"They still think he's a murderer," Dustin said. "This town still fucking hates him."

"At least Jason can't do anything to him," Ruth said. "We've got a chance at clearing his name now that psycho's out of our way."

"Yeah," she said. "So... what if we use him to clear Eddie's name? He was there when Max died, the cops questioned him about Chrissy's death first... the only victim we can't connect him to is Fred and they can't connect him to Eddie either."

Jason was out of the way... Teddy felt an idea forming. What was it she'd joked about with Steve? It was always the "normal" ones who turned out fucked up enough to kill people.

"That wouldn't work," Lucas said. "Patrick-"

"It was just the three of them out there," Ruth said. "The other one stayed behind for some reason. We could say it was Jason, it's our word against his."

"And he's dead so it's really just our word," Dan said.

"Hang on hang on, why would Jason-" Nancy started. Why would Eddie? Bernie thought

"Let's say Eddie and Chrissy were hanging out. Let's say Jason heard they were at Eddie's place and-"

"Snapped," Lucas said.

"And Eddie ran to get help but Jason got to him first," Ruth added. "Maybe he realized he had to get himself an alibi so he went back to the party and locked Eddie at the boathouse."

"Exactly," Teddy said.

"Okay, why-"

"He's crazy, Nancy, he just killed someone," Dan said. "He's freaked out and he doesn't want to get caught."

"And in the morning he realizes he has to blame this on someone so he blames Eddie."

"But Fred-"

"Was in the wrong place at the wrong time, right?" Teddy asked. "He found something, or saw something, I dunno, none of us were there but of course Jason would kill again to cover up the first one."

"I'm- I'm sorry, are we mad-libbing a cover story to frame a guy for murder?" Steve asked.

"Yes," Teddy answered quickly. "Now back to the point."

"He went back to the boathouse to finish what he started and get rid of Eddie," Lucas said. "But Patrick showed up."

"Another wrong place, wrong time killing, but this time his own teammate," Teddy said. "Ya gotta admit from a narrative perspective it kinda works, Nance." Nancy looked stunned and sick.

"Okay, but-"

"And by now who knows, maybe he does think this is all Munson's fault," Teddy said. "And he's hunting Eddie because now Eddie's out and he could ruin everything. And he finds Max and Lucas' group- and Lucas could also ruin everything because Lucas isn't buying it anymore." Lucas nodded.

"Max and I were trying to find Eddie because we were starting to think he was innocent," Lucas said. "And we tried to make Jason tell us the truth... and he snapped again."

"Okay so where were the rest of us?" Dustin asked.

"You were looking for Eddie too," Dan said. "With me, at Eddie's trailer."

"And we were trying to find you guys," Teddy said. "And you drag an injured Eddie onto the side of the road, you found him hiding in the woods when the earthquake hit and injured you both."

"Can I keep the killing-Jason-in-self-defense thing or does he have to die in the earthquake?" Ruth asked.

"Yeah you guys keep the same story but it was you interrogating him instead of the other way around," Teddy said. "So we get Eddie and you guys in here. He tells us this whole thing before falling unconscious, and we realize Max's group is in danger and go to her, by which time she's almost dead but Jason is real-dead. Sound good?"

"Sounds messy," Nancy said.

"Okay, so remember the bit that relates to you and if the cops ask about the others just say 'that sounds like a question for them doesn't it?' and we're in the clear," Teddy said.

"What about them?" Dustin asked. "How do we give two unconscious people this plan?"

"I'm not leaving Eddie's bedside until he's up so I can fill him in while I'm at it," Ruth said. "Lucas can do the same for Max." Lucas nodded.

"Really is your year, isn't it Eds?" Teddy asked. There was a weak laugh around the van.

"Y’know, before I knew you guys I didn't lie nearly as much," Erica said. "My whole house is on fire."

"We tried to stop you from coming along," Lucas said.

"Wait your house is on fire?" Steve asked.

"It's that 'liar liar pants on fire' thing," Teddy said. Steve nodded.

"Oh..."

"Seriously, do you need to be told everything?" Dustin asked.

So glad that we're all talking again but like... how do I make them shut up?

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Hope you enjoyed!

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Dan And The Girl She Pulled By Being Autistic HCs:

- Dan fell first, Robin fell harder.

- Dustin gave up on forcing Steve and Robin together after Steve kissed Teddy at the mall but he needed to try and force SOMEONE to have a relationship so he moved on to nagging Dan about Robin. He didn't know Robin was gay but he knew Dan was and he somehow forgot all about homophobia and thought the worst that could happen was Robin would say no.

- Dan spent a while crushing on Robin and trying to test the waters to see if Robin liked her back or was even capable of liking her back. Robin was so oblivious that she basically outright rejected Dan like twice, per Dan's point of view.

- Meanwhile once Robin realized she was into Dan, she was crushing so hard that she thought she was giving herself away and that Dan was bound to find out and make her a town pariah.

- Steve literally just thought they were already dating. They were always so cuddly with each other and Robin seemed flustered when Dan showed any public affection and Dan looked at Robin like Robin was the axis on which the world turned so he was like "ah yes a couple." (He literally should have been right)

- This notion was dispelled only when he asked how things were going between them and Robin immediately launched into a weird nervous rant about giving herself away and ruining a really great friendship or make herself a town pariah. Steve then became Wimgman #1 trying to get Robin and Dan together. He was very sure that Dan was into Robin.

- Dan also kinda thought they were dating at some point. She just thought that since Robin was always borrowing her jackets, they ate together after Robin's work got out a lot, Dan held Robin's hand in public a bunch, they were always clinging and leaning on each other etc, that meant they were kind of in a relationship. She had a really horrible "oh my god I made it all up" moment and ranted about it with Teddy, who from that moment onward sought to set Dan and Robin up. She and Dustin found common ground here.

- At some point in Season 4, Robin came out to Dan. Dan tried not to celebrate too obviously but Steve saw the way she lit the fuck up. (Dan was already out to this particular group but somehow Robin was being Very Oblivious, like SHSL Oblivious).

- At the end of Season 4, Dan decided life was short and it was time. She started talking to Robin, asked what it took for Robin to know a girl liked her, Robin said "I... I don't know, I honestly think she'd just have to go right ahead and kiss me or I'd probably explain it away, I m-" and Dan took that advice. Luckily they were in a pantry getting sandwich supplies for their volunteer work or that would've gone poorly. Robin stammered out what amounted to "what? Are we dating? That was great and I'd love to live in the moment but I need to know if this makes us dating."

- Steve clocked the newly-minted gay couple when they came out all smiley and relaxed. He also asked them on the drive home if they'd really been classless enough to make out at the relief center, to which they both shouted "NO shut up we kissed like once for half a second what is wrong with you" or something like that.

- They get less touchy in public now that they're dating but Steve lets them lock themselves in the back of Family Video so they can kiss or cuddle without any threat of interference or discovery. Ultimate Ally 100000/10.

- It is a LITTLE transactional, in that Robin now must allow Steve to take Bernie back there when she comes by, but like... totally fine trade-off.

- Dan has an intense fondness for playing with Robin's hair, doing Robin's makeup, doing up the last two buttons on Robin's shirt, etc. Robin gets so clumsily flustered about it and Dan's just like "^_^ what? (:"

- Robin plays with Dan's hair and does Dan's makeup too. She also likes to paint Dan's nails. (Dan only wears clear lacquer on them but Robin paints them anyway.)

- Robin doesn't even have to sneak into Dan's house to hang out (ie watch movies and try on e/os clothes), Dustin will let her in and make weird little snickers while Robin embarrassedly walks into Dan's room.

- If Steve and Dustin are the only two people around, Dan and Robin allow themselves to do cute couple-in-public shit like hold hands or sit with their legs on e/o's laps.

- Dan calls Robin "girlfriend" because it's weirdly enough it can pass as platonic just fine. Robin calls her "Dani" (is the only one allowed to do so, btw) and in public they let people think they're just besties.

- Dan has sat behind Robin and guided Robin's hands, technically teaching her how to play the cello or violin but really just being cute and gay. Robin has let Dan press the notes on her trumpet while Robin blows into it too. Dustin is extremely annoyed by this, as it frequently happens in his and Dan's house and is "so UNBELIEVABLY distracting, I literally cannot focus, do you KNOW how impossible-"

- Dan wears a shit ton of jewelry, mostly rows and rows of bracelets. Robin plays with them a lot, it's like a stim.

- Dan has like eighty cute pictures of Robin taped up in her closet.

- Robin has several pictures of Dan, which she keeps in a shoebox under her bed.

- Dan hitches a ride with Steve now bc Robin is also in that car at that time.

- Overall dynamic is "idiots to lovers" and also "Blaine and Kurt from Glee but if they were girls and also in the 80s.

- Steve yelled at Robin for holding up the video store phone line talking to Dan. Granted, HE only got mad because he wanted to hold up the phone line talking to Bernie, but still, uncool, Robin.

- Both of them have an unspoken agreement that now that they're officially girlfriend-girlfriend, they'll stick together in all further Vecna business. They're an essential unit. Inseparable.

- They're also inseparable in many other, non-Vecna-related stuff. Much to the deep annoyance of everyone around them.

- Dan pays for stuff on dates. She doesn't have to but she insists.

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How about Charladay for the ship ask?

Thank you, I wanted to be send this pairing! I got really verbose for this!

Daniel/Charlotte

How did they they meet?

Dan and Char happened to be at the dock at the same time. Dan with Eloise and Caroline saying their goodbyes, doing their hugs. Char, carrying her bags onto the boat, sees this from a distance and feels curiosity about this sad and confused looking man. Formal introductions are done on the boat. Naomi introduced the other four members of the science team to each other.

Dan and Charlotte had an instant connection. Dan held the handshake just a bit too long before he realised what he was doing and pulled away bashfully. They both laughed it off nervously. This was a preview for the next 3 months of their relationship. Cute awkward moments, held gazes, and accidental flirting.

(miles, to naomi: [flatly] they’re so cute, i’m gonna throw up)

Who developed romantic feelings first?

Oh, Dan got a crush really quick. Char got feelings for Dan pretty fast too, it just took her a bit to let her admit it to herself. 

I think they both felt guilty about crushing on each other, for different reasons. Dan, because his Mom gave him a weird guilt complex about having romantic relationships/feelings (THIS ISN’T EVEN A HEADCANON, THIS IS LITERALLY CANON FROM THE SHOW!!!) and felt like, if likes a girl then she’ll get hurt. Theresa got hurt, after all. And Char, because at this point, pre-island, Dan was really sick. Dan had severe brain damage and Char felt like she if did anything, she’d be taking advantage of somebody who’s mentally impaired.

So their relationship was that of cute friendship, Char taking it upon herself to help and support Dan… and achey pining.

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

I joke but it’s actually Miles. Like, take what I’ve described already and remember… Miles was there. As well as Miles actually thinking they’re cute, it’s genuinely frustrating when two people who are CLEARLY into each other… are just dancing around the subject. Sometimes Miles just wanted to groan “UGH JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND KISS ALREADY” and I imagine he sometimes did make some implicating quips around them, which just embarrassed them.

Miles has a way of playing off his actual emotions as jokes. He actually did want Dan and Char to be together, but he said his remarks in sarcastic way.

The way I see Miles of view of Dan/Char is thus: 

30% annoyed, 10% jealous and 60% totally for it (and also he wants in)

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

[sobbing] muh hu huu… they didn’t kiss in canon. and they sure as fuck didn’t kiss off screen. sure, it’s clear they’re close but not that close yet

So as I see it, their first kiss happened in limbo land, after they both remember. Char, overcome with giddy emotion, kisses Dan. Repeatedly.

Who confessed their feelings first?

Dan, canonically! That scene with Richard (damn Faraday, Richard loves love!)

Char looks genuinely surprised and later on, she even gives Dan a chance to take it back. Which he doesn’t. This fascinates the hell outta me. She didn’t know?!She didn’t know that Dan loved her!! She couldn’t tell?? That’s amazing. It says something about Charlotte that she was disbelieving that Dan loved her.

Oh my gosh, they both thought the feelings were one-sided…

What was their first official date?

Friendship thing that is sort of date-like: As a part of their budding friendship on the boat, they started eating lunch and playing chess together in Dan’s room

Actual date: They started dating in limbo. After running into each other a few times, Char decided they should meet again on purpose and gave Dan her number. They went to a cafe for their first date.

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

AND MILES MAKES THREE

[ahem] uh, well, i think once they all remember, that they would all want to spend time together and this leads to things… polyamorous things…

What do they do in their down time?

watch tv & movies, mostly star trek

talk and talk and taaaalk

KISS AND CUDDLE (and also bang)

i’ve pictured them playing piano together. or at least, char sits next to him and happily sings badly

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

i think it goes without saying that this takes place in limbo right?

in this life, eloise hasn’t got her reasons to be possessive of dan so she’d be less of a total bitch to char as she was to theresa. but char is quick to remind ellie that hey, you killed you son and i don’t like you. dan is conflicted (as in the two lives they’ve lived are conflicting and he legit isn’t sure how to feel)

jeanette is just like, oh haha of course an american

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

going back to boat times now. dan has a bad day (like all mentally ill people he has good days and bad days) where he isn’t holding it together and is letting out some bitterness, and he voices some frustrations against his mother & upbringing. then he quickly backtracks and downplays what he said

char impulsively responds to this by telling him not to defend his mother (because from what char had heard, ellie’s terrible. and she is)

this causes dan and char to have an… upsetting back and forth

how they got past it? well, the tone was only angry for a bit and quickly went to sadness and then comforting, which leads to a tearful hug (and thats good)

also dan didn’t remember this the next day

Which one is more easily made jealous?

jealous is a strong word. i can see dan feeling glum, not jealous

and char wouldn’t feel any threat towards their relationship to feel jealous

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

dan: noodle & pasta products

char: CHOCOLATE

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

i was about to say both but altho char is plenty cuddly, we all know that dan would be on a whole new level. i take great joy in how tactile this character is and this i must revel in it. cuddles and petting and nuzzles and kisses!!!!

oh boy all of the positions have their merits, like:

char spooning dan. being held tight whilst curled up a bit

dan spooning char. hands on her body, face in her hair

dan laying on char’s chest… hand on tit!

char on dan’s chest (careful there), hands on back, waist or arse and also the hair because dan has two hands

all of these sound like dreams come true (both dan’s dreams and mine)

Are they hand holders?

YESSS!!!! [SMASHES THAT MOTHERFUCKING LIKE BUTTON!!!]

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

Liiiimbo land again. 

So I already decided, they go on a few dates without remembering their living lifes. Then when they do remember, after they’re over the shock, Char is very on board with making up for lost time and takes Dan to her place. [winks loudly]

So however long it takes to have like three dates, I guess. A month??

Who tops?

ah bless, this questionnaire was not made for m/f ships

but technically speaking… both

char has a strap on, because i said so. and dan wants to know what it feels like, having been curious about the activity for quite some time

What’s the worst first they’ve ever gotten into?

Hmm… thinking about it… I imagine most of their firsts go well

Altho I do imagine their first time having sex is wonderful but Dan gets a sensory overload afterwards (as an autistic person, this is cathartic for me to imagine)

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

either, both… [shrugs]

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

i decided long ago that none of the science team are neat… but dan is the most neat, which isn’t saying much. because i imagine he has pens and paper and leftovers every where. and char’s got like, her papers everywhere too. and tea mugs in places. tho char does get annoyed at left out plates & cups

so basically, they’re both messy but with standards

Who proposes?

AWWW! I don’t know! I have pictured them getting married…

but I dunno how they got there… it feels like a Dan thing to bring up. But none of that knee and box stuff. He holds both her hands in his and asks her.

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

Hahahaha, oh nooo, there’s no way this would happen. No matter how much Miles wants Dan to have one. (Miles just ends up going to a strip club alone)

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Miles has gotta be best man. And we didn’t see Naomi in limbo but we should have, and she’s gonna be there. Quite a lot of the other characters have already moved on, so it limits Dan and Char’s already limited options, ya see.

Frank and Richard

Big Ceremony or Small?

no feelings generated about this except… outside

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?

I hadn’t imagined anything specific for… holy shit, it occurs to me that Char is an Indiana Jones type anthropologist. She could take Dan anywheres in the world and he’d never have been there (for altho he is rich, he is just a boy with a heart full of music) and she’d be jazzed as fucked to show him the WORLD

fuck the honeymoon, i’ve created a spin off idea

Do they have children? How many?

I like to think that if they did have a kid, it’d be a son named Desmond. Because that’s what I give them in Sims.

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Uhm. Update on the Stranger Things S/Is because there's another one now because my bisexual ass fell in love again. (And by again I mean rewatched ST and remembered having a crush on Nancy earlier and fuck here we are)

Geraldene "Ger" Gergich (Ship name: Girls With Guns)

Lives in the trailer park. Annoys the shit out of Nancy. Acts as though she's Teddy's twin. Not even involved in all of this she's just a nuisance who stalks her crush a lil bit.

I'm hyperfixating againnn and it's time for a s/i intro! This is gonna be a three in one because I figure that's just fine.

1: Danielle "Dan" Henderson (Ship Name: Dan And The Girl She Pulled By Being Autistic)

Dustin's older sister. Dating Robin Buckley after S4's hijinks. Been involved since S1, technically. Goofy, unpredictable, surly, Supreme Overlord od Middle-School-Fucked-Me-Up-Land

2: Theodora "Teddy" Bauman (Ship Name: Turn My World Upside Down)

Murray Bauman's kid. Dating Steve Harrington since S3 to everyone's surprise. Been involved since S2. Snarky, argumentative, abrasive, but funny and kind. "Fuck the man" is her motto

3: Ruth Sawyer (Ship Name: The Kids Aren't All Right: 1980s Remaster)

Goes by Saw because Eddie called her that and it stuck. Dating Eddie Munson since his first senior year. Got dragged into all this when Dustin showed up looking for Eddie because they decided he was at her place.

Their stories run parallel in the same clump of stories because I like the thought of them as a chaos trio and friend group.

General facts:

All three of them minus Ruth are in Hellfire. Ruth isn't in it but she might as well be because Eddie has her present for every meeting and Ruth helps him plan campaigns sometimes. She doesn't give the others spoilers and they wouldn't ask even if they thought she would.

Dan has been there since early middle school (she's in Robin & Nancy's year but Eddie doesn't care he makes friends across grade divides). She's Dustin's big sister and that won Dustin some major brownie points with Eddie. Teddy showed up in eighth grade/late middle school and both Eddie and Dan immediately thought "yeah ok she's in for sure." Ruth showed up on the radar in sophomore year and Teddy was such a shithead carbon copy of her father that she didn't rest until Ruth and Eddie were dating.

The whole group (I call them the Fucked Up Four w/ Eddie or the Terrible Trio w/o him) steal each other's clothes and do pot at each other's houses and just generally wreak havoc. They have a reputation throughout all of their peer group in Hawkins because they've been such menaces.

More details to come but also random blurbs and hcs of them interacting with the world I dropped them into.

(Yay I posted a selfship thing way to go me)

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*Sigh* yeah you know the drill there's another one

Henrietta "Henri" Duncan (ship name: K-I-S-S-I-N-G under the purple palm tree)

Argyle's girlfriend. Weird to everyone. 100% "Idk why I'm here either man" about the whole thing. Doesn't know the others but they'd LOVE e/o.

I'm hyperfixating againnn and it's time for a s/i intro! This is gonna be a three in one because I figure that's just fine.

1: Danielle "Dan" Henderson (Ship Name: Dan And The Girl She Pulled By Being Autistic)

Dustin's older sister. Dating Robin Buckley after S4's hijinks. Been involved since S1, technically. Goofy, unpredictable, surly, Supreme Overlord od Middle-School-Fucked-Me-Up-Land

2: Theodora "Teddy" Bauman (Ship Name: Turn My World Upside Down)

Murray Bauman's kid. Dating Steve Harrington since S3 to everyone's surprise. Been involved since S2. Snarky, argumentative, abrasive, but funny and kind. "Fuck the man" is her motto

3: Ruth Sawyer (Ship Name: The Kids Aren't All Right: 1980s Remaster)

Goes by Saw because Eddie called her that and it stuck. Dating Eddie Munson since his first senior year. Got dragged into all this when Dustin showed up looking for Eddie because they decided he was at her place.

Their stories run parallel in the same clump of stories because I like the thought of them as a chaos trio and friend group.

General facts:

All three of them minus Ruth are in Hellfire. Ruth isn't in it but she might as well be because Eddie has her present for every meeting and Ruth helps him plan campaigns sometimes. She doesn't give the others spoilers and they wouldn't ask even if they thought she would.

Dan has been there since early middle school (she's in Robin & Nancy's year but Eddie doesn't care he makes friends across grade divides). She's Dustin's big sister and that won Dustin some major brownie points with Eddie. Teddy showed up in eighth grade/late middle school and both Eddie and Dan immediately thought "yeah ok she's in for sure." Ruth showed up on the radar in sophomore year and Teddy was such a shithead carbon copy of her father that she didn't rest until Ruth and Eddie were dating.

The whole group (I call them the Fucked Up Four w/ Eddie or the Terrible Trio w/o him) steal each other's clothes and do pot at each other's houses and just generally wreak havoc. They have a reputation throughout all of their peer group in Hawkins because they've been such menaces.

More details to come but also random blurbs and hcs of them interacting with the world I dropped them into.

(Yay I posted a selfship thing way to go me)