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[gey-beans]

Dadward Elric with a squishy tummy. His hair tied up in a messy bun as he tries to get his kid to eat instead of throwing food everywhere. He's got eyebags and looks like shit, but hasn't been happier in his life. He's running on 4 hours of sleep each day yet has all the energy in the world to crawl around on the floor with his kid.

He could be fast asleep one moment, then racing towards the crib to help his baby within a second. He stays up for the next hour rocking them to sleep again.