#shinri josuiji x male reader

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An idea so I ran with with.

Josuiji Shinri x Coffee Obsessed Male Reader

If Shinri could force you to put down the pit of coffee in your hand he would, but he remembers the last time someone tries. Their guild leader had tried once and failed, Altare didn't often have good habit but knew that drink way too much coffee was even unhealthy for his taste.

Shinri thought it was a joke, it could've been but when he saw you drinking straight from the pot when he first met you— concerned. He began to hand you cups of water when he could, sometimes even diluting the coffee but you could always tell.

Sometimes you would take it sweet, bittersweet, or straight black. He grew even more worried when you found out about espresso.

Tssst!

The guild was silent as you made yourself your 6th double shot of the day. "Maybe we should throw it out?" Flayon asked looking at Altare who shook his head slowly and held a finger to his lips- silently shushing the smallest. "Nope. It's not happening."

Shinri walked into the kitchen, you looked happy... But something was wrong. Your hands shook as you tried to pour another shot. Shinri had enough. "Darling," his voice rumbled through your head though you felt it much more than usual. Probably the coffee. His hand carefully pushing the shots away as he carefully herded you away from the machine. "Maybe you should slow down."

You stared. Slowly growing irritated by the suggestion, you knew your limits, why does he have to slow down? You opened your mouth before he leaned down and kissed you. It slowly grew deeper until you couldn't hold yourself up anymore and he had to hold you up.

You shook as he brushed your hair out of your face. "You taste so bitter. Maybe drink some water, okay babe?" You stared in shock before slowly nodding. "Good boy."

"Shinri," he stares confused at the sudden weakened state you were in. "Yes, M/n?" You felt yourself slowly become weak, probably from the coffee but you refused to admit it. You blame Shinri. "Catch me- hngh..."

A loud thud was heard.

"Shinri! You killed him!"

"M/n?!"

[mackjlee9]

Tempus HQ&VG [NSFW Headcanons]

Warning; implied male reader, 2nd person narration. The way they moan and their favourite sex position.

Author's note; I wasn't sure about adding Magni and Vesper, but... I might add them later idk.

Masterlist.

VTubers Holostars EN/ Tempus

Their moans;

Altare| soft and quiet but high-pitched. gets very breathy when he's too overwhelmed and about to cum. he's able to let out small mewls of your name, muttering a barely audible, "cumming..."

Axel| grunting and gasping. he refuses to moan out loud when you're having sex. and he will try his hardest to not be loud. however, there are times when keeping quiet is the hardest task for him.

Bettel| whining, whimpering, crying... he's very, VERY vocal which embarrasses him a lot. even more so when he realizes you do things a certain way just to hear him get louder.

Hakka| mumbly. he mumbles and babbles a lot. a mixture of sounds and words come out of him when you're being intimate. he just feels so good that he can no longer understand words.

Shinri| grunts and deep, growly hums. as someone who is naturally quieter, his moans have turned into low, deep and growly hums, which are... pretty sexy.

Flayon| high-pitched, whiny and loud. he doesn't give a damn if he's being "too loud". he loves the way you fuck him and he's gonna be vocal about it too.

Favourite Position;

Altare| a doggy-style kinda guy. there's something about it that just does something to him... maybe it's the feeling of your chest pressed up against his back while you moan on his ear, telling him how tight he feels around your cock and how he's such a good boy for taking you so well.

Axel| reverse cowgirl. he enjoys the feeling of control this position gives him, as if he could do anything he wants to you and there would be nothing you could do... completely ignoring the fact that your hands, holding onto his hips, are the reason he's bouncing on your cock like that. (he also likes it because he gets to hide his face from you)

Bettel| against the wall. babygirl likes being picked up and thrown around. he gets turned on at how easy you seem to be able to just carry him whenever you want and he's had a hard time controlling himself whenever you do. his reactions and thoughts about this are obvious, he is like an open book so... enjoy.

Hakka| missionary. babyboy likes a rough missionary. getting to see your face as you fuck into him is the cause of his mind turning into mush, leaving an incoherent Hakka lying on his back, too fucked dumb to be able to think.

Shinri| missionary or doggy. he's good with either, and chooses one or the other depending on his mood, whether he wants it slow or rough, however, he goes with what you want most of the time. (a little hesitant to try cowgirl just yet)

Flayon| mating press... you saw it coming. he just loves having his body practically folded under your weight as you pound his throbbing insides and call him a "dirty whore", or your "sweet puppy", whichever you say, always gets the same reaction out of him. his whines get louder, and you watch as his eyes roll back, hearing him cry your name while holding onto your arms, agreeing to your words while he moans and gasps. even more so when you call him your "slutty princess."