#shingeki no kyojin sexyman bracket

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Marco, shockingly, made it to the finals! Honestly, I thought he'd lose to Porco back in round 1. Then to Erwin. Then to Jean. But he survived! Unlike how he did in canon. Levi, on the other hand, has been one that I'm sure no one would've thought would lose. I certainly expected him to last at least this long! Yet which one will be our winner? Who will make for a very awkward situation for the tumblr aot sexywoman? Annie herself?

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To my shock, Marco won after a close fight with Erwin! Yet to no one's surprise, Eren lost to Jean! Can Jean repeat the magic he showed against Eren? How will these two best friends fare against one another? Will it be another tight race for Marco? Which half of this poll will win out?

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Welcome to the 2023 Attack on Titan Tumblr Sexyman Tournament!

Last week, we did the 2023 Attack on Titan Sexyman Tournament and it went wonderfully! Another congratulations to Annie for winning! Now, lets see what happens when we put some of these men in for the same thing! Who will join Annie? Perhaps a fellow Warrior? Or one of Paradis' soldiers? Like last time, characters like Falco aren't on the roaster but I'm sure he's cheering on his brother!

Round One!

Eren vs Colt

Jean vs Connie

Porco vs Marco

Zeke vs Erwin

Reiner vs Kenny

Levi vs Miche

Bertholdt vs Armin

Floch vs Furlan

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These two men both shocked me, upstaging Porco and Zeke! They both lost an arm to titans but can these one-armed men win against one another? Will the cadet or commander win? I know what I think! Alas, what I think might prove wrong this time too!

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We all know who wins between the two of these men in the anime/manga. Yet, who of these two very intelligent men gamblers will win on tumblr? The Warchief or the Commander? You decide!

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Reiner won against one Ackerman but can he beat Captain Levi himself? Will Levi avenge Kenny's honor? Will this be a repeat of when Levi attacked Reiner in season 3 and failed to kill him? I know who Gabi and Mikasa are cheering for respectively!

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Levi vs Armin! A fight that, based on Levi's last fight with Reiner, is pretty one sided! Who will move on to battle for the crown of the attack on titan tumblr sexyman of 2023? Will fandom favorite win like I'm sure so many of us are expecting or will we see Armin face either Marco or Jean?

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This battle is one of those who aren't quite fully there! Bad joke, bad joke. Both of these men end their names with "co" and had significant damage to one side of their body but who will win between two similar men?

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This is a battle for the ages! Two very different Colossal Titans! Bertholdt, the one who kicked in the door to Paradis and Armin, the one who obliterated Marley's ports. Both deemed a monster by the people of different countries. Which giant ass titan will win!

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Armin proved himself the better Colossal Titan and Furlan proved that people don't like Floch last round but now they're fighting one another! Will Armin go on to beat Furlan, making Furlan join Isabel from round one of the sexywoman polls or will Furlan manage against the Colossal Titan himself!

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Eren and Jean both won in landslides against Colt and Connie! Can they repeat that magic against one another? Will they have one last fair fight like in the good ol' days in the Cadet Corps? Only time can tell!

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Two men who have not once interacted. Furlan, Levi's late best friend and fellow Underground criminal that Erwin brought on. Floch, the sole survivor of Erwin's suicide charge against the Beast Titan during the battle for Shiganshina. Which of these two men will go onto the next round?

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These two men are humanity's strongest Scouts! Both excellent leaders and fighters against titans. But if they fight kne another, who will win? The section commander who can smell titans from a mile away or the captain who came from the Underground, brought on by Erwin himself?

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Kenny and Reiner are both a part of the most elite military group in their respective country but who would win between them? Will Kenny uphold the Ackerman name for Kuchel and go against Levi? Or will Reiner take home another accomplishment for Karina to be proud of?

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These two men have both lost their best friend recently, hell one of them lost two best friends! Talk about insult to injury. Yet who of this iconic trio will win? Who will Sasha cheer on from the sidelines?

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Here we have the sons of two very prominent Restorationists! Who will win? Eren, the hobo man who has caught everyone on tumblr in a tizzy or Colt, someone I've literally only seen featured in Reiner and Zeke fics?