#shinee out here like how can we make our comeback any gay? let’s call our our album hard!

[v-hope]

Superficial ◇ Pt. 2

Pairing: Jeon Jeongguk x Reader

Genre: Fluff, angst

Word Count: 2.6k

Request: You guys asked for a second part and I provided. I hope you enjoy and let me know what you think!

Summary: Sometimes superficialty comes right back to bite you. But some people change, don't they? And they fight for a second chance.

{Pt. 1}

It had been over a month since your encounter at the fansign, and Jeongguk was slowly coming to terms with the idea of never getting to see you again.

It was no news that he had more than one phone, so, that night, he had ran to his room as soon as they arrived to their dorms, taking out the old phone he used to have during his high school days and rushing to charge it. He must have used it once or twice ever since he became an idol, so he thanked God the second he pressed the power button and it actually worked. However, all the hope he had built up inside came crashing down after he tried calling your number.

A few dialling tones, and then the fucking answering machine, informing him your phone number was no longer in service.

You had changed it.

Not ready to give up just yet, he contacted some of his old classmates, asking if any of them had your new number or at least knew anything about you. They knew nothing. Except for one girl who used to live near to you, letting him know you had apparently moved out last year.

And so his heart dropped. He had lost you without even having you.

But life goes on, and he saw himself having to keep up with it. He had been alright doing just that after the two of you drifted apart years ago, it wouldn't be hard to do the same once again, right? He would reminiscence that day at the fansign as the day he got to see how great one of his high school friends was doing.

A casual, lovely meeting. That would be it.

Nevertheless, the universe somehow came up with a second chance for him, because as he and his hyungs performed their first concert after the comeback, energy irradiating from all their selves, his eyes moved to one specific spot by the side of the stage – right where you were standing next to your little sister.

His heart skipped a beat and a smile so big formed in his lips it drove everyone crazy, screaming at his sudden outburst of happiness. You, however, had not seemed to notice he had found you in the crowd and were the reason of his smile, for you had been focusing on your sister and her huge smile as she saw her beloved idols. Your head only went up after hearing all the screaming, pretty confused as to what was the reason of it.

“He looked over here! Did you see that?!” the little girl by your side shouted over the music, her blissful eyes showing you just how excited she was.

He?

You couldn't bring yourself to ask her who “he” was, but it was not necessary – Jeongguk’s eyes going back to your spot during what was left of the concert, even making eye contact from time to time, answered your question themselves. It was only after the first time your eyes met when you fully focused on him, and you would've lied to yourself if you said his attention on you didn't give you shivers. His hair had been dyed a bright red, and that along with his piercing stare on you and the clothes he was wearing, made him look handsome as ever; much to your despair.

The show came to an end and they went backstage after saying their goodbyes. The lights went off for a few seconds before they were turned on, allowing everyone to make their way outside. Grabbing your sister's hand, you begun doing just that, until one of the guards stopped you.

“Miss…” he squinted at a piece of paper he held in his hand, “Y/N?” he asked, handing it to you. You nodded, your eyes carefully scanning the note that contained your name and seat number. “Please come with me”.

He turned around, guiding you and the seven year old through the crowd. Your heart beat like mad in your chest. You had done nothing wrong, right? Various scenarios of you being arrested without reason ran through your head, making you anxious by the second.

That was until he allowed you backstage and stopped you right in front of a door that held a “BTS” plaque in it.

Of fucking course.

Opening the door for you, he indicated for the two of you to get in. If you could've ran out of there right then, you would've done it; but your sister's excitement the second she eyed the sign on the door restrained you from doing so. And her shining eyes after the two of you entered the room, seeing the seven boys there, made you think maybe it was worth it.

Seven pair of eyes were on you, but, honestly, you only cared about one of them. Jeongguk stood up, going closer to you and kneeling down to greet the little girl before standing up again, his tall figure now hovering over yours.

“Hey” a shy smile made its way to his lips. God, having you so close really did things to him.

“Hi” you said uncertain, “why are we here?”

He turned around to look at his hyungs, who took that moment to greet you, before his eyes moved back to you and then your sister. “I thought maybe she'd be happy to meet us, and I could make that happen, so why not”.

Your mouth opened to say something, but you were cut off by the girl. “I am! Thank you!” her cuteness stole a smile from everyone before she strutted to the other boys. She might had been young, and she might did not get the whole 'grown up stuff', but she did know the maknae for some reason wanted to speak to you only.

“Can we go somewhere more private?” Gguk's low voice and pleading eyes were almost too good to resist.

“I am not leaving my baby with six strangers” you raised one of your eyebrows.

“Aw, we're not strangers” Taehyung pouted.

As you were about to replicate, Jin added: “We're good people, trust us. We can take care of her”.

“Please?” the boy in front of you asked again. Was it really that important to him?

With a reluctant look, you nodded. He sighed in relief and took your hand in his, guiding you out of the room after you told your sister not to go anywhere else, and entering the one in front.

“Using my little sister as an excuse to get to talk to me” you let out after he closed the door behind the two of you. “Smart move. I have to give it to you, Gguk”.

He scratched the back of his neck, ashamed his intentions were that obvious.

“Well, you're the one who came to our concert” he tried to pin it on you, “did you really miss me that much?” he teased, earning an exaggerated roll of eyes from you.

“Cocky as always, I see” you crossed your arms, taking a seat on the sofa.

“Smartass as always, I see” he mocked, sitting beside you.

You both remained silent for a while, eyes burning into each other's. Your small bickering had took you back to the days when everything was alright.

“What did you want to talk about?” you were the one to break the silence.

“I tried calling you” he admitted, “but you changed your number”.

“And you want my new one?” you teased.

“I mean, I wouldn't mind having it” he shrugged, “but now that I have you in front I want to… catch up”.

“We did that the other day”.

“No, we did not” he frowned. “We saw each other. You saw me as an idol. I saw how gorgeous you were. That was it” he stated, not understanding how that counted as catching up to you. “I want to know about you. We used to be such good friends and–”

The scoff followed by a humorless laugh that left your mouth made him stop mid sentence. “We were not friends”.

That hurt.

“We were”.

You shook your head. “No. I thought you were my friend, but you and your real friends only mocked me behind my back”.

His heart dropped.

“I–”

“No, let me finish” you interrupted him once again. “You want to know why I used to like you so much? Sure, in my eyes you were handsome, but the main reason I had this huge crush on you was because you were there for me. I really, really thought you were my friend” he lowered his head, “so when I confessed and you told me you were gay I thought ‘it's okay, I can just make my feelings aside and we can still be friends’, and I was willing to do so, but then… then that fucking picture of you making out with that other girl came out… like, you didn't even try to make it believable. And we supposedly were friends, did you really think I was not going to find out at some point?”

“I'm sorry” he said in an almost inaudible voice.

“And then your stupid friends… you don't know how mean they were, especially after you left. Because after what happened, I was no longer the 'nerd, fat girl' in school, no, I was the 'nerd, fat girl who was so ugly her own friend told her he was gay so he wouldn't have to date her'".

“They said that?” a mixture of disgust and disappointment was reflected in his eyes as he searched in yours for any sign of it being some kind of bad joke.

You scoffed once again, standing up. “As if you didn't know it”.

“I didn't!” he followed you, blocking the door with his body before you could reach it.

“You know, Gguk? You're only reopening old wounds” he bit his lip. “I thought it would be nice to get to see each other at the fansign. I thought we would greet each other, see how good we were doing and then we would part ways again. But it was clearly a mistake. Can I please go now?”

He shook his head. “No, I listened to you and now you will listen to me” you didn't know if the confidence in his voice made you want to take a step back or punch him in the face. Your eyes threw daggers into his, but you still gave him a nod to speak up. “The reason I told you I was gay was not because of what my friends said. I could've told you I was just not interested and everything would've been easier, but I didn't wanna lose you, okay?” you frowned, not getting what he meant at all. “Yes, I was a superficial little shit back then and I didn't see you as anything more than a friend because, although mentally you were everything I looked for in a girl, physically you didn't meet my standards” his words would've hurt you if you hadn't known it already, although the ‘mentally’ part did take you by surprise, “but when you confessed, I panicked so bad because, if I told you the truth, things would've been awkward between us and our friendship would've ended, and I didn't want to hurt you either. I–” he sighed, running his hands through his face out of frustration, “I know I ended up hurting you even more and our friendship broke in the worst way possible, but I need you to know I cared so much about you” you bit the inside of your cheek, trying your hardest to avoid his gaze. “You were so dear to me and the last thing I wanted was to either hurt you or lose you".

Funny how he had ended up doing both.

He took a deep breath, feeling suddenly overwhelmed by everything that had happened back then – everything that he had somehow blocked from his mind and was just now coming back all at once.

"And then I left school to become a trainee and I didn't get to fix things and I am just now hearing about my so called friends bullying you and…” his back pressed against the door as he threw his head back and closed his eyes, not being able to finish his point. He felt sick. If he kept speaking, he would most probably end up crying.

Your stare softened at the sight of him. Maybe you were being naive and falling for an act of his, but you did feel he was being genuine. You could feel how sorry he was and how much he regretted his past actions. So, you took a step closer to him, placing one of your hands on his upper arm.

“It's okay” you whispered.

His eyes remained shut as he gently shook his head. “It's not” his voice cracked as it came out like a whisper.

Biting your lip, your hand moved down from his arm to his wrist, where you lightly tugged it towards you. His body followed right after, softly colliding against yours, which allowed you to press your face against his chest as your arms rounded his figure and his ones wrapped around you, pulling you even closer at the realisation that you were actually hugging him.

He found comfort in the way your body fit so perfectly against his – in the way your heart beating so calmly against his chest helped his own heartbeats to steady.

“You really forgive me?” he mumbled after what felt like hours, almost scared of making that question. However, his heart felt at ease when he felt you nod against his shirt.

“I do. We're okay” you raised your head a bit so you could look into his eyes. His bright bunny smile was way too contagious for yours not to form as well.

His lips pressed a delicate kiss to the top of your head before one of his arms tightened his hold around you and his other hand tangled its fingers in your hair to make you bury your head in his chest one more time.

Neither of you had realised how much you had actually missed each other until that very moment.

“I hope you know you will have to give me your new number now, because there is no way I am letting you disappear on me like last time” he mumbled against your hair, earning a giggle from you.

Breaking the hug, you extended your open palm to him, letting him know he should give you his phone so you could introduce your number. He wasted not time in taking it out of his pocket and unlocking it before placing it on your hand.

“You know, I could always give you a fake number and disappear again” you teased as you tapped on the screen, a shameless smirk displaying on your face.

Jeongguk gasped, feigning a hurt expression. “Don't play with me”.

You smiled this time, handing his phone back before standing on your tiptoes and pressing your lips gently against his cheek – a pretty visible crimson colour immediately covering both of them. “I won't”.

Taking how shy he had gotten to your advantage, you made him aside, finally opening the door to go get your sister. He turned around, eyeing you up and down as a lovey dovey smile took over this face, following your steps in no time.

Being honest and getting everything from off his chest had felt nice, even if it had been after all these years. And it felt even nicer to know you were now willing to get back in contact with him, to give him an opportunity to let him prove to you he was no longer that immature teenager he used to be. He had changed for the best, and he was going to show you.

[taeminiettaemiri]

Temporary Goodbye

Warning : Its 2min, i feel so gay toward my favorite couple ever, and the story is so fluffy as fuck. Enjoy. 

Its been a long time since Sunday was one of the day they could enjoy without any work to do since they usually performing a lot on weekend. They promised to meet at 4pm, in the place where their memories was made, laugh, joy, doubt, cry, lust, angry, lonely, longing, and also love. From the very first time they exchanged greeting in awkward gesture until the last time they argued about each other’s demand. The clock is tickling, 20 minutes away from the said time but he wants to be there as soon as possible. He usually would be the late one but today he wants to surprise him by waiting at the front door of their shared dorm. He going upstairs to second floor where he would hide in the dark alley, too much exited to handle, imaging that froggy face would be shock upon his little silly behaviour. He has the spare key but decide to wait there while rewinding the past ten years memory of them.

 “Taeminie???” He glance up to the voice, the baritone voice of him that always sounds like a breeze, calming.

 “Are you that exited to see me? Its still a minutes before 4, you usually takes another minutes after the said time. How’s my haircut??” Said him with that generous smile. He doesn’t have a word to replay those teasing but instead he flying to him, wrapping his hand around his shoulder and pull him in a soft kiss. He always amazed on how their lips fit each other like a two different pieces of puzzle that mean to attached side by side and creating a clear picture. Their remind like that for another minutes, a simple gently kiss with nibbling and licking. They could be in that position for the next day but the time keep running, and there is no way they want to waste it.

 “Let’s get inside first, you open the door and ill take your belonging.” Said Minho. Taemin pouting for the separation but the groceries he bought couldn’t being ignore for their lovely goofy times. He search for the key in his jeans pocket while Minho take Taemin’s shopping bags just beside the door. Minho smile upon peeking up a little to see what inside, it’s full of food stuff like vegetables, raw seafood, meat, and also a two bottle of Château Mani Nouveau. As Minho remember, it probably from Taemin’s parents because they ever mentioned about their favourite Korean red wine from the neighborhood. Minho need to make a call later to deliver his gratitude for being supportive parents toward their activity, and also, relationship.

 Taemin is about to open the door but get distracted by the way Minho’s breathing right on the back of his neck, trailing that skillful tongue over it, makes his breath become short and full of wants. The door has opened just for being slammed again fastly. Minho put the all the thinks on his hand on the floor, leaving it like that and hope he didn’t break any fragile think on it as he wrapping his strong arm around the tiny body of Taemin, trapping him on the wall as he easly lift him by his slim thigh. The innocent kiss become wild as Minho devouring that plump thick lips like a beast who found its prey and Taemin with all his consciousness, willingly to let him do whatever he wants because he also want it bad. The clothes are removed piece by piece until the skin make a contact, demanding for more to revealed. Minho couldn’t ever resist the milky white skin he adored from Taemin, so tempting for leaving a visible bite mark on it, showing how much he has territory over him. The angelic voice that escape from his delicious lips only driving him crazy and he wants louder of it. Taemin could feel something already poking hardly around his ass and the thought of being fuck on the wall just make him moaning shamelessly, filling the empty dark room.

 “Be ready, love.” Say the alluring voice, ready to take and being taken.

 After three hours of making love, the lover over the hills take some times to rest. Dark already covered the sky with a sound of car’s honking and people chatting showing the night life in capital city. Minho lift Taemin’s baby hand in the air and comparing with his big one in the other side, he laught for the comparision.

 “Yah!!!” Taemin whining, smack his naked chest lightly.

 “How could this drawf hand being so destructive, huh, Taemin? Did you remember you broke a motorcycle for our shooting just because you touched it?”

 “It was an accident! I was scold by Key Hyung right away, the nagging was not a joke thought. “

 “Yeah, while Jinki hyung comforting you so he ended up being scold by Key too, and Jonghyun Hyung and I was laugh our ass off because of the scene.” A little giggle hanging in the air, a random memory about them being together always be the treasure for being cherished.

 “I miss the Hyungs.” Say Taemin, snuggling closer to the warm body.

 “We miss the Hyungs, Taemin.”

 “I still feel guilty towards you and the others.”

 Minho frowning, kissing the top of Taemin’s head and inhale the perfect scent that only belong to him, a baby scent,”What is it, baby?”

 “There was a time when I have an urge to go as a solo, to pursuit my dream for myself, to being alone and proving I can do everything by myself. I probably can but if its mean to lost all of you in my life at the end, I wouldn’t let that chance to happened, I wouldn’t let even thinking about that. And knowing that you all really leaving me this time, I feel like I’ve been cursed for what I ever though, like a dreams come true,  the nightmare one.”

 “We are not leaving you, Tae, even Jonghyun Hyung never really left us. We just separated for a while for the sake of this country. I hate to say this but you doing well so far without us. You were the one that has been working so hard especially when you have your first solo. We were so worried about you back then, when you were the only one with extra schedule and barely had a time to rest, but its all worth it, isn’t it? You find your own music, every second you stepping closer to be a dancer just like your dream, and what else could be happier but be able to enjoy what you do in your life. Not so many people find the joy of their lives, you should be thankful. Obstacle, tired, hopeless always comes the way but your goal are beyond than that and you need to bring your huge dream to your real life, remember that.”

 Even in the dark, he could see the watery eyes of Taemin, glittering and shining like a dark sky full of stars, twinkling beautifully. He give him a soft kiss on the lips, taking his breath away.

 “I love you. Iam sure you will be the most strong and handsome marine boy  soldier they ever had. I don’t expect anything but you comeback to me, complete in one piece, specially here.” Say Taemin, pointing at Minho’s probably heart would be.

 “I love you, more. Take care of yourself, you are mine, tell that to peoples who wants you!” Say Minho with his overprotective stare and sound Taemin would miss.

 “Ill make something for our dinner, don’t worry, I already learn from Kyungsoo to make a proper meals for eat!” Say Taemin, ready for get out from the most comfortable hug and bed before Minho lazily pull him back.

“But your ass say hello again to me, we can delay the meals.”

 “YAH!”

[kkukkung]

v lorge ask compilation below

some of these asks date back like??? a few months??? dsdjkfhk... they’re ordered from newest to oldest i’m so sorry... messy messy

Ur blog is the plush jooheon is going like 😯😷😨😷😷 😵😫😱 to

it... is......... honestly i think jooheon is the member i’d get along w the least irl?? i can’t explain it but?? mb bc he’s a libra? also the fact that hyungwon received that huge shrimp plush n held it like a foetus is so :’’0000

annie tumblr is gonna censor ur whole blog cause ur gay

Good.

so... shart is ur New fav word now huh, guess that ges into my dictionary now...

shart made a comeback from 2016 me’s vocab and i don’t even know how it happened? :(

Sjdnkwldwnnw u ruined that punch scene in shine forever,, I can't watch it without thinking about your "my meat, me" gif 

the best gif i ever made??? gkjkjf sorry i rly am the most irrelevant person on this damn website? also that rly was my first thought when i watched the mv.... or maybe second thought after thinking “god i wish shownu would punch me like that”

changkyun is really so happy recently, he smiles so much and his eyes crinkle, its the cutest thing i have ever seen like ??!?! i want to protect him, just roll him up in a blanket and show him memes on my phone

he is!!!!! his happiness is my own happiness?? and when he smiles ur right he goes like >__< he’s rly the cutest boy alive? and this ask is so relatable esp the last part... if ck were my friend irl i’d just text him memes all day???

pls deactivate

relatable

I'm so soft rn. How can I FUCKING tell them how much I love them. Like I want to grab wonho's sweet squishy face and give his forehead a big SMOOCH. These boys deserve so much and I want to convey that to them in person but I CAN'T. And if I had the chance I'd probably ugly crying too hard to say anything.

this ask is so cute??? and i understand the dilemma like... idols are ppl who give & receive so much love every day expressed in 28347982 different ways so it’s hard knowing how to rly... Let Them Know just how happy they make u thru their existence alone? crying with u anon

yikes wait what happened w jinyoung?? i thought he was one of the few unproblematic ones...

[diff anon] jinyoung was on a tv show where he was playing a past love interest or something and he kisses the actress who's only 14..

i.... won’t comment on this bc i don’t want to stir up old drama but :/ aah i see... thank u for letting me know!

i started talking like you and another person who has similar typing patterns to you and now all my friends hate me bc of slorp and spicy

sdfjkghksdfkjfgkjds im rly sorry this happened to u... at first my friends were resistant but after a while they started picking it up as well thru exposure so... infect them jksfjjkgf... also add shart to the menu i guess? :/

Kihyun's kink is making people flustered. On the gifseft he's like "There's so many things I can do with my mouth, let me show you honey." He will grab your neck firmly yet delicately while he invades your personal space. Keeping eye contact is troublesome, this new proximity tastes as dangerous as the underlying promise of what will come next. But Hyungwon never figured it out since he backed out, breaking the siren's spell.

(response to this gifset i think? jshdfkjff) BLEASE... im writing a hyungki fic right now as we speak ✍️📝 anyway i like this characterisation of dom!kihyun bc irl he would be very dominant ??? and in fics he’s always the bottom just bc he’s #smol 🙄 but i mean he’s ?? so aware of his own sex appeal sometimes so he’d be like a switch/top/power bottom imo

you're right, you aren't into vore. More like in slorping and smorching knees/feet, and other nsfw things.

tbh im only fake horny :/ im a romantic deep down.. want to watch the sunset with lmh....... accidentally drop my bag of skittles on the dirt and he eats them up like a vacuum cleaner jksfdhkjgfkjfdhjgfjhjks

Annie, i feel like you'll understand me. Whenever I see Minhyuk, i feel a mixture of extreme lust, great anger and a desire to have my head bashed in because he's real and nothing else matters anymore. It's really.... not what i wanted in life 

another #relatable ask... i want to take minhyuk out on a candlelit dinner date but like.... at kfc and we’ll both be touching each other’s cheeks with our greasy hands like animals... like raccoons scavenging for trash in a dumpster

'kihyun stans are foot fetishists'' UHM!!! this is tru i would slorp kihyuns whole foot in one go

i don’t rmbr writing this but skjdfhfgsdkjgjk it... it really is true huh...

hi annie, i just wanted to ask you what your take on wonho's personality is? ive read your tags before and how you say he is very romantic in how he presents things, and i thought that was interesting!

aaa, i think i’ll write a proper post on this later bc it’s also something that interests me a lot... until then i’ll just say that i think he’s indeed very romantic and loves pleasing people... his driving force is rly Love u know... love for people (family, members, fans), for his job, for music, etc... he’s very soft and imaginative and sometimes that comes across as a kind of childish innocence?? more on this later

i wanna kno more abt the customer whos coming in more lately,, i lov regulars that come in at my job - it's such an interesting half relationship

hgfjjjsk this ask is from a month ago n i think i was talking abt that customer who asked me if i wanted to die but in a casual way?? jsfdkh i work at a tobacco store so this guy asked me if i smoked n i was like “uhm no i don’t” so he went “what? are you afraid to die?” and i stood there like... kind of dumbfounded for a sec jksfhg but he’s a nice guy n very cool... nvr seen his eyes b4 bc he always has rly dark shades on n he buys the cheapest cigarettes n leaves. but most regulars i get are like chinese international students spending their parents’ money on cigs and some sweet old men who always want the same smokes... there’s this one old man who always wears matching vintage suits n pairs it w a fancy hat n once he complimented my outfit and i was thrilled?? also some creeps come n chat me up while im working sometimes which is a bit :/// but mostly i like my job and it’s interesting interacting w regulars! thank u for this ask n im sry if this was like super boring lmao

idc what it says about me but Minhyuk rushing to eat chicken bones off the fucking floor brought him from 'would play Mario Kart and share nachos with' to 'would play Mario Kart and share bodily fluids with' levels

i want to Die.................... when he tried to eat those half-eaten chicken bones off the ground....... that was the moment that solidified his image as a Dirty Dirt Man in my head like he’s a Real Gremlin... i said it for fun b4 but it’s... a real thing. he’s actually Disgusting skjdfhjdkf... also anon u sound like a gremlin too??? join our big gremlin family???

wtf is "That" ????? and why is it related to kihyuck ?? - knowing ur tags it should be something gross, but u said it in such an onimous way; annie, i am scared.

i genuinely don’t rmbr what this was abt djgjs i write a lot of tags that don’t make sense even to me like a few weeks later?? sjdfjhkjsk i’m sorry... gotta start answering these in time so they actually have any kind of relevance... 

"That kink where you just want to be crushed....just like pulverized. Asking for a friend" Bless this tag

again.. don’t rmbr writing this tag and don’t rmbr the post i wrote it for but um, yeah, sounds like smth i said jkfdgsjfdjk im so sorry...

i just had a dream where minhyuk showed up, called me sexy and then left???

fun fact whenever ppl tell me abt their dreams here it’s always to do with minhyuk doing something weird??? also God I Wish That Were Me...

why do u say jooheon is def experienced tho? he legit said he never had a girlfriend in his life and it's clear seeing him interact with women, he has no idea what to do? unless you mean gay experiences, that's probably very true

THE LAST LINE OF THIS ASK JKDHKJD.... um i think joobs is experienced bc i actually think he’s sorta smooth? he’s pretty flirtatious w female hosts on the shows mx appears on like... w jimin on asc and w seulgi on idol battle likes... i don’t mean experience as in a lot of idk.. sexual experiences (if anything he’d b the type to be v devoted to someone if he was dating them i think) but i feel like he does know how to present himself in a certain... attractive light especially in front of cute girls? idk if i’m saying this right... 

ur minhyuk tags are so fnny and hella relatable im dying n 😂😭😂

my minhyuk tags: slorp... asterisk asterisk asterisk x10... nut... gremlin dirt man... nut nut... nutting... dksjfgkj but thank u?

but you ARE funny lol I laughed so hard at that bird/Shownu reference

gfjkgjkjk u can tell how old these asks are from the things they’re referring to... but nevertheless thank u sm im sry im a mess... at least im a funny mess to a select few ppl... thank u for enjoying my messy blob... i lov u

no exit ep 5 was a mess but wonho was lookin reeeal cute w those glasses tbh

???? what the fuck, where they serious about that fuckin Mathew the tiger??? If yes, then again, wtf??

jdsfjksk i still can’t believe Those Episodes of no exit rly happened...

i love your tags so much especially the ones where you imply that minhyuk's actually an alien "# he rly doesn't know what to do w his arms he hasn't possessed a human body in so long" lol

HE RLY IS AN ALIEN... like he’s obviously attractive n was popular in school n smart n funny n cute but sometimes he does the most unexplainable things n it makes me rly wonder if he’s human??? he’s so fucking weird u kno i love my alien gremlin dirt man... take me for a ride in ur ufo...

You @ wonho: :( sweet baby u deserve everything good You @ minhyuk: literally slorp my p**** you fucking snake

SHUT UP...

i started using slorp too help

this ask was sent 3 months ago... i can’t believe i’ve been saying slorp for three months...

um..... i luv u???smorch

smorch u back??? big sloppy smorch that leaves u disgusted???

Hey Annie, would you mind a short description of the Monsta X No Exit Chanel+ video?

i’m sry abt how late this is jsfdjkg but if anyone’s still interested... yeah the no exit video where they explained the hypnotism was p much just bts of jooheon and shownu getting hypnotised... and it kind of legitimised it ig bc joobs said he was concentrating super super super hard (and hypnotism only works when ur focusing that much??) n so did shownu... my ch+ actually expired recently so this is just from what i rmbr hfdjsdjkh if anyone else can contribute pls do! otherwise i will get a renewal soon and after that i could do a better summary if you’re still interested! sorry!!

Um...why are jooheons vocals slept on...what the fcuk he's so??? Nice to listen to??

tbh why is jooheon such a golden boy... literally good at everything... can sing dance (one of the best dancers in mx??) and rap.... compose... write lyrics... play 328974 diff instruments... cute n sexy at the same time.... what the fuck

I'm trying to figure out what your censored tags are but apparently my vocabulary of nasties is pretty limited

im glad??? pls don’t read the next part of this ask compilation ksfhkgsd

!!!nsfw asks... spare urself please...!!!

uhhhhhh for the nastea ask comp... kihyuns p*thy eating lips??? true, but whats the most to least best at eating out ranking order?

1. kihyun/wonho

2. shownu (would try v hard??? earnest man??)

3. hyungwon (idk i think he’s gotta be Good somehow i mean look at his lips??)

4. jooheon

5. changkyun

6. minhyuk (can’t find clitoris :/)

I would like to hear more about kihyun's p**** e**ing lips tbh 👀... please elaborate

idk what to say but i feel like the way he moves his lips sometimes is ??? erotic jskfdhkgjfdj and same w wonho... also the lisp has some relevance 2 ***** eating idk there’s a tie there somewhere...

I FEEL DIRTY WATCHING KIHYUNS BODY ROLLS ON WEEKLY IDOL I WOULD **** his **** at fucking lightning speed

rmbr when we thought sexy!kihyun Peaked during beautiful era w the return of the black hair but now he’s running around w a blindfold n showing off his new shredded body at any given moment.. yeah

(in reference to minhyuk probly not knowing where the clit is) minhyuk: *reaches into the back of your throat and flicks your uvula* "hows that feel babe? ;)"

reading this took years off my life i hate u

I disagree.Minhyuk is probably the most kinky out of monsta x.He just doesn't show it like every other expert in the field 👀👀

mmm i think hyungwon could be a Freak? jskdhfkg but ur right minhyuk is definitely someone who’s up for like... experimental stuff :/