#shhhhhhhh its nice

[ninjagocrohw]

collected the outfits ive actively designed for morro(not just slapped together without planning)

first one is his canon gi, colour corrected,

that i only ended up using in his initial arrival pages of @juniorjago oops lol. Ill probably use it for flashback stuff to morros babby years

second one is what i designed for him to wear in the post where he apologises to the kids for being a shit

third one is a failed design(yay!) where it was meant to be just. some clothes he threw on, but it looked too. formal? worky? so sCREW IT. he gets a new gi at some point in juniorjago! The fourth is what i ended up going with for this next arc that will EVENTUALLY come about.

[lokh]

me forgetting that their entire sordid tale exists only in my notebook =') a demon kyo sketch. at the end of it all, having remembered everything, they have to convince each other to live

also bonus kyojuro

[tired-of-being-nice]

the sound

*emerges from finals covered in blood* IM ALIVE *throws this down* *leaves*

anyway, enjoy a little showing of how coren is kept in line!

cws: brainwashing/conditioning, sensory overload (sort of), willing brainwashing

Coren's head isn't working right. It feels all floaty, not quite attached to its body. By the time it got back to where it was supposed to be it was already late in the day and it was too exhausted to give a proper explanation of why it was so late and what it was doing last night. It just begged forgiveness as much as it could when it couldn't think in coherent sentences, much less speak, and now it's sitting on a chair putting all its strength into staying upright and waiting patiently to be told what its punishment is.

It hopes it's the noise. It really, really hopes that. Not just because the alternative is being alone and it can't bear being alone, but because it's so tired and it can't think straight and the noise will help with that, it always does. It'll fix Coren. Make them able to do their job again. Coren wants to be able to do a good job. They want to so badly.

Its head hurts so terribly, which is good, because if it didn't it thinks it would probably slide right off the chair and collapse onto the ground, but it hurts, it hurts so much, the lights are too bright in here and their thoughts are chasing each other in circles and their ears are starting to ring–

"–ren? Coren?" 

Coren blinks and squints at the blurry figure in front of them until it resolves into the shape of Erica, their...manager, or handler, or whatever it is you want to call her.

"Hi, Erica," they mumble. "I don't feel good."

"I can tell that," Erica says with a raised eyebrow, and Coren shrinks back in shame. "What are you holding?"

Coren turns their head to stare at the spatula clutched in their hand. "I, um...dunno."

Erica sighs. "Well, I don't have time to pry it away now. Come on. We've decided you need some more time with the Sound."

Coren perks up immediately and follows behind Erica obediently, mustering their protesting body through the few steps with the promise of soon, soon, soon.

The noise room is empty and white and clean, and Erica shoves Coren inside in a way they'd protest usually but today are grateful for.

The door shuts behind them, and there's a slight click from the speakers, and then the Sound comes on.

It's like white noise but more, resounding, near-deafening, filling the room and your mind until you can't hear yourself think, let alone scream.

(They did use to scream, didn't they? They almost remember that, every time they come in here. But it never sticks— the sound takes it away, and besides, they don't want to remember something so unpleasant.)

Coren sighs, slumping bonelessly to the floor, a dazed smile spreading across their face. The noise drowns out any thoughts, rises and falls in waves, crashing against Coren's brain and gently smoothing away all the pesky contradictory thoughts that had been nagging at them. The ache of starvation fades from their limbs, and the haze of sleepiness melts from their mind. Everything is fine. Everything is alright. 

(but milo–) shhhh (but i have to–) shhhhhh (i'm still hungry–) shhhh (i can't rememb–) shhhhhhhh

This is so nice. Coren doesn't need to worry now. What was there to worry about, anyway? They're safe. The Company has them. The Company loves them.

Their fingers loosen, and the spatula drops from their hand, forgotten.

that's right! it was an EMOTIONALLY SIGNIFICANT SPATULA this whole time! haha!

taglist: @whumpsoda @snakebites-and-ink

[fakegingerrights]

For all my friends I know IRL and those that want to enjoy a bit of my daily chaos, let me present to you:

OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTES FROM THE ASTRONOMY CLASSROOM

(Discussing why they need to recover your body in antarctica)

Teacher: - But anyways, death aside- (Goes into particle physics)

@renon4224: Hold up, what?

Teacher: Well if you die in antarctica your body will be dissected to find out why you died.

@renon4224: Then why aren’t we researching the sahara for the extreme heat?

Teacher: If you die in the sahara you will be eaten before we find you. NOW BACK TO THEORETICAL PHYSICS-

---

Ginger (During a test): Does Nano stand for nine zeros or nine decimal places?

Teacher: Shhhhhhhh

Ginger: But-

Teacher: Holds up nine fingers and nods

Ginger: …Helpful. Very helpful.

---

@endo-bunny: (Chilling in the room before she goes to class) Teacher, if you could be any kind of penguin what kind would you be?

Teacher: Hopefully a dead one, that sounds like a miserable existence. 

---

Teacher: There is one shape that works in the arctic, and that is Round™. If the animal is not imitating a sphere, there is something wrong with it. 

---

(Arguing about the shape of a galaxy)

@silnebula: Its a penguin! The general shape is a penguin!

Ginger: Its clearly a hummingbird! 

@silnebula: No, that’s a penguin!

Ginger: @silnebula look at the breast. If your penguin is that skinny your penguin is dead.

---

Ginger: If you didn’t obsessively research spaghettification, what sort of childhood did you have?

@renon4224: My mom died.

---

Ginger: So basically, somebody gave the scientists crayons and we can’t take them away.

Teacher: …Yeah pretty much. 

---

Ginger: (Discussing the Nice model) So basically, Jupiter and Saturn are fighting and Uranus and Neptune went and made a mess in the ball pit

Teacher: And probably lost their anonymous sibling forever along the way, yes. And then Jupiter started stealing all the toys and wouldn’t give them back.

---

Ginger: …Why does Jupiter look microwaved?

---

Teacher: Yeah that was a big contribution to WWII, the Soviet Union wanted the deepest hole and gave us the middle finger over this.

Ginger: 𝅘𝅥𝅮My hole’s bigger than yours is𝅘𝅥𝅮  

---

Teacher: I don’t make the rules. If you don’t like them then topple the IAU’s dictatorship.

Class Clown: They can’t be dictators if they’re dead

@silnebula: NO.

---

Class Clown: But if you come to school sick you’ll get all the kids sick

Teacher: Didn’t you ever learn how to share?

---

Class Clown: Are you going to keep this out on the counter?

Teacher: Nobody has died from it yet. (It’s a small newton’s cradle.)

---

Teacher: Only two cars and three students were hit by the train while I was there. 

Physics Student: …What?

Teacher: Sacrifices must be made to the observatory.

---

@renon4224: Actually, Hel is beautiful on one side

Ginger: And freezing cold on the other.

@renon4224: Isn’t that just the definition of a teenage girl?

---

Ginger: VENUS IS A PLANET! IT SHARES NOTHING BUT THE NAME WITH THE GOD

@renon4224: LOOK AT HOW HOT SHE IS THOUGH!

---

Ginger: Let’s justs steal metal from Venus’s atmosphere!

Teacher: There are better things to shield with than lead. 

@renon4224: We can’t have children eating the spaceships.

---

@renon4224: How would you feel if you had to genetically modify your kids!

Smart Kid: That’s what orphans are for.

---

Principal: How’re we doing today?

@renon4224: Smart Kid wants to modify orphans and put them on mars.

Ginger: We’re turning the foster system into aliens. 

---

Ginger: That’s why you build a ring out of the junk in orbit

Teacher: Ah yes. A space station made out of screwdrivers, bolts, and toilets.

@renon4224: How does a toilet end up in space?

Teacher: It fell off!

---

Ginger: If I had a nickel for every toilet orbiting the earth, I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it's still weird that it happened twice. 

---

Teacher: The sand should be cool enough now to return the snake to it.

Ginger: Don’t cook the snake:

Teacher: Why?

@renon4224: Because it’s a beautiful creature!

Ginger: *At the same time* Because they don’t taste good.

---

Teacher: Yeah most chemists don’t consider Beryllium a metal, that’s an astronomy bias.

Ginger: Well does it taste like a metal?

Teacher: …No.

Ginger: Then its not a metal. 

@renon4224: How many metals are you eating?!?

Ginger: …

Ginger: Yes. 

---

Ginger: Teacher if you keep making us do math we’re gonna make you the next sacrifice to the nearest observatory.

Teacher: *Cackles*

--- Ginger: But chinchillas are cute!

Teacher: Not when they’re filled with flies and maggots. I found food and water and corpses when I came back.

---

Teacher: Chinchillas are just oversized cat food. 

---

Teacher: *fumbles his goggles and knocks them across the desk twice, has a glass dish shatter from liquid nitrogen, and turns around just in time to watch the egg he flash froze shatter on the floor and get the still liquid yolk everywhere.*

Ginger: It is not your day, is it.

Teacher: Apparently not. 

---

@renon4224: What does a spaghettified planet taste like?

Teacher: Rocks.

Ginger: Hey! That’s my question!

---

Teacher: I’m debating whether or not to inform a student’s parents on his possession or waiting for the second encounter to inform them that they need to call an exorcist. 

Ginger: Anyone in our class?

Teacher: No. Sophomore, 6th period. His demons got to him and he was terrorizing his classmates. 

Ginger: Huh. Usually he’s at least somewhat stable.

---

Ginger and @silnebula: Discussing Bob (Iputas)’s death in percy jackson and the sadness of it

Teacher: That is not what I think of when I hear the name Bob.

@silnebula: Well what do you think about?

Teacher: Pulls up a picture of mirror mask This?

Collective students: Shrieks and loud sounds of horror. WHAT IS THAT? W H A T  I S  T H A T?

---

Teacher: So I only have two people with notes today?

Ginger: What about me?

Teacher: You’re not a people, you’re a document. 

---

Ginger: Vive la pluto! Make the solarsystem great again!

---

Teacher: There’s always a hole in the sun, that’s what it does.

---

Teacher: Just use Windows+shift+S

Ginger: …I use a mac.

Teacher: Well then your life is worthless. 

---

Ginger: Is it ethical? No. But it's funny and you might learn something. 

---

Teacher: And what causes magnetic fields in gas giants?

Ginger: … Spinning?

Teacher: Spinning what?

Ginger: … Left. 

---

Teacher: I don’t do things with option keys. Options are evil.

---

@renon4224: Can we egg the IAU?

Ginger: … Field trip?

@renon4224: I was kidding-

Ginger: What are they gonna charge us with if they catch us? Biowarfare?

---

Teacher: The IAU is located in Geneva that seems like an expensive trip

Ginger: Oh even better we can break the Geneva convention while we’re there.

Ginger: All we need is a flamethrower.

@renon4224: Ginger we’re not raising Arsonists.

Ginger: (looking at the rest of the class) Too late.

---

Teacher: The last time I did a Kahoot it ended in three concussions and two broken chromebooks. It’s a bad idea.

---

Ginger: So if you had some bad experience with Kahoot but you haven’t said anything about… Jedi? Wait no-

Teacher: Yes, jedi. It was horrible, life alteringly bad experience. 

Ginger: I MEANT JEAPORDY! 

Teacher:... Also, yes. Bad experiences. Maybe one day I’ll tell you.

---

@renon4224: You had a bad experience with Jedi?

Teacher: Yes. It involved a scary lack of anaethetic. (he never did explain)

---

Ginger: Comments, questions, concerns?

Teacher: … possible institutionalization recommendations. 

---

Ginger: (Acting out a scene from a book she read) If you’re going to kill someone, do it outside. Looking at you, (most likely person to murder.)

Ginger: Murders outside only. Got it. 

Ginger: (Feigning concern for character change.) Or maybe no murders at all!?!

@silnebula: (Giggling uncontrollably at Ginger’s insanity.)

Teacher: That’s asking a lot. 

---

(Person on a video makes a face)

Ginger: Eww. Don’t move your jaw like that.

@renon4224: Fix his face. 

Teacher: So aside from the freak on tv-

---

@renon4224: Is Niel deGrass Tyson still alive?

Teacher: Yes. 

@renon4224: … I can fix that.

---

Teacher: I have long suspected that if you put a camera on a scientist it warps their brain in unimaginable ways and strange ways. 

---

Ginger: Teacher is a strange and eldritch being sent to punish us for our wicked ways.

@silnebula: … Is the punishment math? 

Ginger: Probably. And bad grades. 

---

Ginger: Why don’t we use the graph if it has more information?

Teacher: Because graphs scare people. 

---

Ginger: What does a shrimp have to be depressed about? Did his wife leave him?

---

@renon4224: How does a star have blackbody radiation if its not black?

Ginger: (Exasperated snarling)

@renon4224: Don’t do that, it reminds me of the demon in the closet.

---

Teacher: Nope, all the technetium comes from a thorium cow in California and they milk the cow and get the technetium and send it to hospital. 

---

@endo-bunny: Can I eat God?

Ginger: I like my God alive.

@endo-bunny: …I like my God scrambled.

---

Teacher: We ready for more math?

Ginger: I’m ready for a breakdown.

Teacher: Speaking of breakdown, Beryllium-

---

Ginger: Hand me a knife I have a dead guy to thrown down with on the steps of heaven

---

Ginger: Why are you cuddling the skeleton?

Teacher: Because its in my way.

@renon4224: Then move it?

Teacher: Its not that in the way yet. 

---

Ginger: Retirement? I just did a report on retirement in JMG!

Teacher: But these ones you don’t have to save money for.

Ginger: What type of 401k does a Star get?

Teacher: Nuclear fusion. 

---

Teacher: The sun is actually 40% brighter than it was when the earth was formed. 

Ginger: Is that why I burn so easily? I’m a dinosaur?

Teacher: …… (Spraybottles) 

---

Ginger: Imagine if aliens are watching us and just. Amused. 

Ginger: “Why are the hairless apes screaming into the bottomless pit? Shhh, let them be curious.”

Ginger: “They’re making good progress! They’re a little unsteady, but so far they’ve made it to the edge of their back yard and have found Rocks!”

---

Teacher: When you get into the weirder theories for black holes, things get… strange. 

Ginger: Eldritch gods?

Teacher: Yes. 

---

Ginger: I want to become one with the fuzzball

@renon4224: We cannot feed the fuzzball with our bodies.

Ginger: I’ll feed the fuzzball with your body then sacrifice myself to the Fuzzball

@silnebula: I want to be sacrificed!

Class Clown: We can feed Smart Kid’s Orphans to the fuzzball.

@renon4224: No! We’re not feeding the orphans to the Fuzzball.

Class Clown: Who is gonna miss them? Their parents?

---

Teacher: If we get a turtle we can put the turtle corpse skeleton in there with it to traumatize it. 

---

Teacher: I can fix the Geese’s weight, I have lead. 

---

Physics Student: (Pointing at the list for future Zoology creatures) Gargoyles?

@renon4224: That’s for the kids who can’t be trusted around animals

Teacher: Their job is to polish it daily and sacrifice a pidgeon to it daily

@silnebula: Clean the alter of the gargoyle with a toothbrush.

---

@renon4224: If you get geese and goats in the classroom you can eat them when they die!

---

Teacher: Unfortunately, there is no law of conservation of pain. Just because you torture one thing does not mean the torture will come back to you. 

@renon4224: …Therefore I can torture you, consequence free?

---

@renon4224: If you kill me to take a slice of my skin, its just carbohydrates

Ginger: Who says we have to kill you?

@renon4224: Well it wouldn’t be given willingly. 

Ginger: We can obtain it unwillingly just as well without killing you.

Teacher: That’s what chloroform is for. 

[phantomdecibel]

“They’re never alone” except all the times in which they were because GOD DAMN IT WE CANT HAVE ANYTHING NICE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD-

Like, we ever going to talk about how Polites was one of the first of the crew to die after the war ended? And it happened on a battle field? Like, i don’t know man, it just feels like the worst kind of death he could’ve had,,,,,,,, (ouch thinking about his death hurts-)

SHHHHHHHH THEY WERE NEVER ALONE CANNON DOESNT EXIST ITS FIIIIINE WEVE FIXED IT—

ough. ough. y e a h.

TECHNICALLY HE DIDNT DIE ALONE THO. TECHNICALLY NONE OF THEM DID. TECHNICALLY POLITES DIED ON A BATTLEFIELD SURROUNDED BY OTHER PEOPLE. TECHNICALLY HE DIED WITH HIS CAPTAIN, TECHNICALLY HE WASNT ALONE. TECHNICALLY EURYLOCHUS WASNT ALONE EITHER TECHNICALLY HE DIED WITH ODYSSEUS THERE TOO. I MEAN MAYBE THAT WAS KIND OF WORSE FOR BOTH OF THEM BUT T E C H N I C A L L Y –

[asiogie]

I'm honestly just curious because I don't have a big following or "mutuals" on twitter or anything, is there a reason you mute and don't just unfollow? If you're not interacting with the person anyway, does it matter? Or are you just trying to be nice by not unfollowing?

there are a lot of different reasons i mute people, for one sometimes i like them as a person but just dont like their tweets 😅 especially if its multishipping

i also mute people i dont even follow bc then it stops me from having to see them when my mutuals rt them

sometimes i mute people just for tweeting about interests i dont care about tbh

idk i also unfollow ppl pretty regularly, i am a big fan of curating my own experience online but when the issue isnt that serious muting is kinda just like me gently putting my finger to their lips and saying shhhhhhhh

[cyanlastride]

messy. noisy.

feels like things could fall apart really fast. walking a tightrope through a china shop.

scared. doing well, but frightened.

talk to me.

...what?

i dont know. how are you feeling?

how am i feeling? great question.

.

its a problem that you need to ask.

whats wrong?

you know damn well. dont ask me to write it out for you.

are you okay?

solve your own fucking problems!

id rather solve yours.

...

well i guess thats kinda our problem, aint it?

we only wa--

no. thats not true. look, im just... not having a great night tonight, okay?

can i stay by your side?

...yeah. sure. thatd be nice.

just stay quiet.

yeah, i got--

shhhhhhhh

<3

[renjunhuis]

a boy warm like hot chocolate

[ewritesthangs]

I really love your last corpse fic, it was really soft and comforting. For your next drabble, could your write something about playing video games with him?

Giggles filled the apartment as you squirmed. You were being tickled by your boyfriend, Corpse. He only smirked and continued on with his torture. Fingers tickling you, causing you to squeal.

"I give! Please!" He stops his torture and let's you regain your composure.

"I win. Means you play with me."

"Alright alright. I'll play a game. Just nothing thats gonna scare the piss out of me. Mark did that to me once and let me tell you he got a black eye from my head."

"Noted." He chuckles and kisses your forehead.

"Lips down here." He licks his lips before pressing a soft, supple kiss to your lips. He rubs your noses together.

"You make me happy."

"I love you, sappy dork."

"I love you more."

"Lets not rehash this argument." You giggle and sit up slowly.

"Lets playyyyy um hmmmm, among us?"

"Again?"

"Its so fun!"

"True. True. Okay. But I only have my phone."

"Come play as me, with me, while I'm playing with the guys."

"Okay." You shrug, agreeing. Wanting to be engulfed in his embrace for a few hours. You could never get enough of him in any way. Him holding you, singing to you, being with you. You guys walk together to his recording room. You waddle inside, waiting for him to sit so you could sit.

He opens his discord and the game. You hear Sean first. Then felix.

"Fucking hell he better not kill me first this time."

"I will. Don't you worry your little butt, Jack." Felix laughed out.

"Hey guys! Did you miss me?"

"Hey Y/N/N! Where is your-?"

"I'm playing with corpse. Im staying with him so he said I could play as him."

"Hey guys. Im here."

"Hes being kind enough to let me play a little as him. Hes gonna help me win." You giggle maliciously.

"I did not like that laugh." Sean says with a chuckle.

"Here we go, 2 imposters in one avi." Felix beams, sarcasm lacing his voice.

"Be happy youre graced with my presence." You smirk.

"Alright true." Sykkuno was always so nice.

Shhhhhhhh

Crewmate

2 imposters among us

You were running around, doing some tasks. You make Corpse do the card swipe so he got more practice. He gets it the first try. "Good job babe! I'm so proud!" You beams, sarcasm lacing your voice.

"Yeah I owned that shit. Watch out, I sus Toast."

"Dont you like always sus toast?" His hand lays atop yours while you are using the mouse. He helps you get the asteroids for thats always your hardest one to do. You don't get killed but Sean did and Sykkuno reports the body.

"I sus Corpse. They have been faking tasks." Felix says.

"Have not! We've been doing tasks all along. Im just bad at asteroids so Corpse here is helping me." You pout.

"I'm only joking Y/N. Calm down." He chuckles.

"Okay where is the body?"

"By the gas tank thing. Bottom left storage."

"Toast has been acting weird." Corpses voice booms through the mess of people talking. He stays silent for a moment.

"I've been doing card swipe."

"Hey thats my line." Corpse laughs out.

"But I was actually doing it. I was in admin. Charlie can vouch for me."

"Actually i dont remember seeing you but its possible." Greaseball states.

"Were voting toast!"

"No don't do it."

"Speedrun!"

"I'm going for blood." The familiar Irish accent cheers.

Toast was ejected .

You take your avi over to electrical where Charlie was. He alone. Then Sean comes in and does the lights. Once you finish your tasks you leave, but the doors are closed.

"Oh my God were gonna die! Charlie no!" You scream, in hopes that, telepathically you can get him to not kill you. He doesn't but a body was found and reported by Sean.

"Rae, care to explain what just happened?"

"Uh you killed poki."

"Uh no. You did. I saw it with mine own eyes."

"Guys he stabbed poki! I saw it happen!"

"Ummmmmm uh yeah I dont know who to believe. Corpsey?"

"Hmmm, I believe Sean. I saw Rae acting sus awhile ago."

"Yeah thats right!" Sean yells. Corpse pulls your hand towards Rae and votes for Rae to be booted off. So does everyone else.

Valkyrae was ejected.

Victory.

"I knew it!" You clap happily, wiggling in Corpses lap. He chuckles and kisses your head.

"You're too cute. I love you." You gasp.

"Wait, you do?"  You feign innocence.

"Uh yeah? How could I not?"

You blush and turn to press a kiss to his lips. "Feelings mutual."

"They do know they're unmuted right?"

Tag List: @the0nlychrissy

[nada-lovely]

tagged by: @yunwoo and @hyunubear sorry this is late and thank you for tagging

rules: answer the questions & tag people you’d like to get to know better / catch up with

tagging: @peachjaem00 @hwaberrykiwi @i-put-the-me-in-disapoinment @memehyungwon @sleep-is-4-da-week @eyebags4days. no pressure~

what do you prefer to be called name-wise?

Q is alright. Full name is hard to pronounce and im kinda tired correcting people so Q easy.

when is your birthday?

November 5th ♏

where do you live?

Colorado USA. Where are all the coloradans at tho

three things you are doing right now?

listening to music // all these tag games // wondering what im going to eat later lol

four fandoms that have piqued your interest:

i try to stay out of fandoms cuz of fandom drama but in terms of like piece of media i had been eyeing stayc for so long i am now binging everything they ever released lol // haikyuu or however you spell it lol. everyone keeps talking about it im interested but only when the fandom dies down a little // julie and the phantoms and i think thats it? if im interested in something i usually have it in my mind for months before actually getting around to it lol

how has the pandemic been treating you?

alright i guess. i get frustrated at people not taking the necessary precautions. Other than that its been nice being home although i cant visit a lot of my family

a song you can’t stop listening to right now?

Nobody Else by Monsta X ❤

recommend a movie:

Grave of the Fireflies cuz i need everyone to cry as hard as i did. i honeslty have such a wide variety of movies that ive seen. talk to me about movies pls

how old are you?

tbh anytime someone asks me this i automatically forget lol also my whole family jokes im a super old spirit. Anyways, im 23

school, university, occupation, other?

just graduated so now im kinda... lost lol. i’ll figure it out

do you prefer heat or cold?

Cold! you can always add layers in the cold but you cant take off your skin in the heat

name one fact others may not know about you:

i used to be obsessed with snakes when i was like 7 and ive been wanting one so bad since like 2 years ago

are you shy?

yeah. i think more than anything i like to sit back and observe other people before befriending them but once i befriend you i will never forget you ❤ i pride myself in being one of those people that no matter how long its been since the last time we talk it’ll still feel the same

pronouns?

she/her

biggest pet peeves?

when someone cuts a person off when they’re talking and they raise their voice when they’re being ignored. im projecting but whatever. it seems to happen a lot with the older women in my family. also leaving seconds on the microwave. also also people moving my stuff thinking theyre cleaning up

what is your favourite “dere” type?

skip lol

rate your life from 1-10, 1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be.

9. i wouldn’t say im happy with where i am but i could be doing worse. but im also striving to be better

what’s your main blog?

@/simplyquetzo

list your side blogs and what they’re used for

this one is a sideblog

i have another one but... secret cuz im slightly embarrased of the url. if you know it shhhhhhhh

is there something people need to know about you before becoming friends?

i will leave you on read but its unintentional. i rarely get mad at other people and if i do get mad chances are i’m more mad at myself than the other person

[jinv]

♧ we’ve literally only talked like before you deactivated and i can’t even remember what it was about but hello 🤧 (@v-hope)

asdfasdfhjakl we're floating on the same boat because i have no idea what we talked about before but hiiiiiiiii there

you’re my: very talented writer vhope enthusiast mutual how i met you: like previous statement mentioned above, thou have no recollection of memory on our firstesth meeteth but it feels like eternity why i follow you: because you're very cool and chill and nice and i love your content a lot your blog is: my vhope safe space your url is: so iconic how did u manage to snag 2 iconic urls your icon is: so cute i want to kith a random fact i know about you: you're a law student which means ur big brained (i stalked ur about me shhhhhhhh its telepathy) general opinion: i love the pink on your blog so much its so cute a random thought i have: was just saying yesterday how vhope stans stay winning all the time so how does it feel to be so blessed

[pebblethief]

photodump tiime

this weeks soup: carrot, parsnip, & ginger (my version sans yogurt bc i dont keep that around)! i used too much ginger (wanted to finish off a bit) but aside from that, v tasty n super simple even for soup

my next proper spinning project. the top will be one ply as a long gradient, the bottom as the other ply as a repeating gradient, will hopefully make some fun colour combos adding up to a slowly fading thing. 

luv when im speedy enough to manoeuvre basil into sleeping like this. if i can move him fast enough he will be happy like this for hours (but if i  take long enough that he wakes up properly he will just move down to my ankle, which is also nice but not as cosy)

i finished my hat! hasnt been cold enough to wear it yet but im v pleased with how much it hides the wonkiness. i made  this yarn from scratch and look at how even it looks!! (the ribbing is wonky but shhhhhhhh)

slowly workin on jumper #2, finally got to a point where i can try it on at least and it fits! so am happy. trying on knitting thats still on the needles is truly, truly terrifying tho. stuck half of the stitches on another set of needles then rubberbanded them together & super carefully tried it on lol

last weeks soup was potato&corn chowder, which was okay but tbh a bit tooo creamy. felt closer to a “cheese” sauce than a soup. also could have used more corn & slightly less celery. but overall decent (too lazy to dig up recipe, its from.....itdoesnttastelikechicken i think?)

i wonder if i will run out of soup recipes before i finish the year lol. i still havent made a tomato soup bc im scared of making a bad one. heinz tomato soup is my fav and tbh ive not been a huge fan of most of the others ive tried (has been a  few years tho.) next week im gonna try leek&potato again bc thats my #2 fav soup and i ruined the last one with too much boullion

[aki-draws-things]

The after show in the extra dvd was ... definitely something. I do not understand a single word but screens are enough... 

@soetpotatis​ Look at this wonderful OT4 . The babies all goign along and Tybs even smiling.

(Well, maybe except for the first one up here... That was my fault, but i wanted some tea and I paused the video, I just didn’t expect Daichan to -- to do whatever he was doing. Imitating a turtle that fell on its shell...)

(Shhhhhhhh!!)

(double shhh-- aaaaaaaaa!!!)

(uhm... Romeo actually trying to have a nice little chat while Cutio and Ben just check him out. Cutio seems to approve what he’s seeing. A lot.)

(Just look at that cute face. I can’t!)

[hugyoongs]

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 1110

↠ warnings: hoseok plotting murder (and actually attempting), a lot of gay panic, alotttt of crack, mentions of sacrifice, a lot of minecraft references, language (as always)

↠ a/n: i totally forgot about adding author’s notes into my work lol. but anyways dahlia ( @blssmin​ ) and i are like super happy to be writing this series! and we hope that everybody reading this is enjoying it as well :) also if you watch the office..hopefully you get the reference at the end!

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙍: 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙂𝘼𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙎 [ 🐥 + 🦀 + 🦙]

jimoaning

guys this is NOT a drill

namjukebox 

what happened to you?

suckjin

didn't this chat die a LONG time ago

suckjin

why are you bothering us on a fucking sunday morning

jimoaning

THE MOVIE

jimoaning

MY EYES WENT TO HEAVEN 

jimoaning

I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME 

jimoaning

QUICK THIS IS NOT A DRILL

namjukebox 

are you going to tell us what happened..

yoongisbitch95

SORRY I AM BACK

suckjin

JIMIN WTF

suckjin

I THOUGHT YOU HATED YOONGI

yoongisbitch95

I DO HATE HIM

yoongisbitch95

BUT DAMN I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS COCK

namjukebox 

oh lord

yoongisbitch95

AND THEN I WANT TO EAT MY WASHED NOODLES WITH HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN PARK

yoongisbitch95 

AND FUCKING C U D D L E 

yoongisbitch95

I WANT TO GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM 

yoongisbitch95

ALTHOUGH IT IS WINTER

suckjin

jimin...that all sounds nice but

suckjin 

CHANGE YOUR USERNAME BACK RIGHT NOW

namjukebox 

right when i thought jimin couldn't get any stupider

yoongisbitch95 

S H U T   U P

yoongisbitch95 

I THINK I LIKE HIM

suckjin

you see his dick once and then you start drooling

suckjin 

that is NOT a crush 

yoongisbitch95 

you see...about that

jimoaning

i...have kind of liked him since december 

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin

WHAT

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin 

WHAT

jimoaning 

WHAT ???

suckjin 

I KNEW YOU WANTED TO SUCK HIS DICK

jimoaning

I DON'T WANT TO SUCK HIS DICK

namjukebox 

BITCH DON'T LIE

jimoaning

IS THIS ABOUT HIS GIGANTIC COCK?

jimoaning

OR ME??

suckjin 

sorry yoongisbitch95 

jimoaning

:cc

jimoaning

i think that jungkook hates yoongi tho

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin

WHAT

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin 

WHAT

jimoaning 

we are all supposed to be #besties but i think that jungkook hates yoongi

namjukebox 

you'd be surprised 

jimoaning

okay shut up egghead

jimoaning

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

jimoaning

is it possible to be this gay

namjukebox 

probably...but it's all good

jimoaning

idk what to do why are we so mean to each other but nice to each other at the same time it makes my heart go BOOM and that's not good because actually it is good but i love this feeling kind of ?? i want yoongi to make fun of me still but i also want to give him a lot of hugs and it is making me SAD

suckjin

i lost many braincells from reading that

namjukebox 

you never had any to begin with

suckjin

gladly suck my dick

namjukebox 

i have to make reservations for that sweetheart 

suckjin

get away from me ugly

jimoaning 

can you guys like HELP ME

jimoaning

what 

jimoaning

do

jimoaning

i

jimoaning 

gucking do

namjukebox

gucking 

suckjin

gucking

jimoaning 

i hate you guys

-

[ hoesuck had added temptaetion to the conversation ]

hoesuck

so since you’ve been trying to hop on namjoon’s dick

hoesuck

and may i add

hoesuck

you’ve been doing a terrible job

hoesuck

i need your help

temptaetion

now wait a damn minute

temptaetion

FIRST OF ALL

temptaetion

you have the AUDACITY to insult my dick hopping skills

temptaetion

and then you ask me for help?

temptaetion

rude.

hoesuck

are you done

temptaetion

yeah sure what’s up 

hoesuck

i would very much like to suck jin’s dick.

temptaetion 

is THE jung hoseok being an unholy child

temptaetion

hold up i need to screenshot

hoesuck

i will chop your dick off

[ temptaetion has taken a screenshot (x2) ]

hoesuck

open your door 

temptaetion 

okay...one second 

-

[ suckjin had added temptaetion to the conversation ]

suckjin 

it is fucking sunday morning

suckjin

what the FUCK are you doing to have you make so much noise

-

[ the seven deadly sins ]

namjukebox

i have heard a very loud scream

namjukebox

jimin and/or jungkook what have u two done

jimoaning

WAIT WHY AM I A FUCKING SUSPECT

jimoaning

AGAIN

temptaetion

WHO THE FUCK GAVE HOSEOK THAT BIG ASS BUTCHERS KNIFE

namjukebox

ah, so thats where the screaming is coming from

suckjin

i gave him the knife

temptaetion

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

suckjin

HE SAID THAT HE WANTED TO CUT SOME MEAT

temptaetion 

WELL HE’S ABOUT TO CUT MINE

jeoncena

make sure to add seasoning hobi

minsugay 

dinner looks great for tonight 

minsugay

who’s dorm?

suckjin

might as well be ours

suckjin

he stopped screaming, i think hobi killed him

hoesuck

guys help where do u hide a body

temptaetion

first of all

jimoaning 

OH MY GOD A FUCKING ZOMBIE

suckjin

GET THE DIAMOND SWORD

namjukebox

IS IT ENCHANTED

jimoaning

I HAVE LEATHER ARMOR

jimoaning

WAIT-

minsugay

FUCK A SWORD

minsugay

I GOT A BOW MFS

jeoncena 

FUCK THE DIAMOND SWORD

jeoncena

I HAVE MY ENCHANTED IRON AXE

jimoaning

THE RELOAD IS FUCKING TERRIBLE THOUGH 

jeoncena

okay but it’ll kill you in an instant.

minsugay 

WE ARE KILLING A ZOMBIE

jeoncena 

RIGHT

temptaetion 

GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP

temptaetion 

i am ALIVE, i am WELL

temptaetion 

and i am most certainly a HUMAN

jeoncena

THATS WHAT A ZOMBIE WOULD SAY

temptaetion 

JUNGKOOK WTF I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU TO BELIEVE ME ON THIS ONE

jeoncena 

WHEN MY DIAMONDS ARE AT STAKE

jeoncena

ITS EVERY GAY FOR THEMSELVES

minsugay 

WHAT JUNGKOOK SAID

namjukebox

but like taehyung

namjukebox

what did you even dO?

temptaetion 

ASK YOUR FRIEND WITH THE BUTCHERS KNIFE

temptaetion 

I WAS BEING A GENTLEMAN AND OPENED THE FUCKING DOOR

temptaetion

AND WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR, MANS IS STANDING THERE WITH A KNIFE

hoesuck

i’m thinking twice about not sacrificing you to our gay jesus

temptaetion 

HOSEOK WTF

jimoaning 

SACRIFICE HIM

jimoaning

DO IT

namjukebox

no take mE instead

temptaetion 

really🥺

namjukebox

lol no, kill that bitch 

jeoncena

EVERY GAY FOR THEMSELVES 

jeoncena 

NAMJOON WOULD NEVER SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS

temptaetion

namjoon, it’s on sight 

hoesuck

you won’t win a fight against joon 

jeoncena

have u seen the mans tiddies

suckjin

i’m not gay or anything

suckjin

but mans is buff

jimoaning

first of all, jin we all know that you’re capping

jimoaning

you’re like the gayest one here

jimoaning

and second of all

jimoaning

literally anyone could beat up tae

temptaetion 

HEY! i could win a fight against yoongi 😤

minsugay 

c a p

namjukebox

i’d actually pay money to see that

jeoncena 

yoongi would probably win

jeoncena 

i bet all of my money

suckjin

didn’t you bet on something yesterday and LOSE

jeoncena

shhhhhhhh

temptaetion

namjoon, you’d think your future bf would win right🥺

hoesuck

namjoon’s in gay panic rn, he’ll be back

jimoaning

AM I LATE OR SOMETHING 

jimoaning 

FUTURE BEST FRIEND??

minsugay 

no you absolute IDIOT

minsugay 

as i said before

minsugay 

one panicked gay + another panicked gay = joon and tae

jeoncena

ahahahahaha that rhymed

jimoaning

oh wait but i thought that joon and tae have BEEN dating 

temptaetion

and all of us thought that we were straight

suckjin

oh how the tables turn 

jimoaning

the turns have tabled 

[ginalover]

ginagershon Sneaking back with Trinity into Riverdale through the tunnels. #shhhhhhhh  #donttell  #riverdale  #missmygirl

Girl, its not nice to tease

[umbrahighpriestofgiratina]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Tales Of Arrival Prologue + Chapter 1

This fic is rated Teen for blood, mild gore, adults doing adult things like drinking and swearing, and some dirty jokes and such.

About time I had another B fic huh? (Greenhorn Prometheus doesn't count, it was a three-parter that was written out ahead of time, shhhhhhhh)

So, this is a fic that took me some come convincing to write, (I was never really that fond of the actual PMD games, though I generally like the fics better) but in the end I got attached to an idea and was like "hell, let's go."

I will be up front in saying this is a Tales Of Symphonia/Pokemon Mystery Dungeon crossover, and that you should note three things about that:

1.There will be some massive fucking spoilers for Tales Of Symphonia, especially around the character Kratos Aurion, so if you're particularly concerned about that then I recommend playing the game or watching an LP before reading this fic.

A. That said... If you have not played Tales Of Symphonia, do not care about spoilers relating to it, and are just here because you saw "Pokemon Mystery Dungeon" in the title, you should be fine - this fic is like at least 70% PMD, albeit a celebration of what I like about the genre and a satire of what I don't.

%. This is set in a PMD version of the Yangverse. It's fundamentally the same world, just with no humans and a lot of PMD elements added to compensate.

But anyway I should go ahead and get into this. But before I do big thanks to @masaeanela​ and her Tales of Symphonia LP, without which this fic wouldn't have been possible. Here we go:

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Tales Of Arrival

(Banner by Shinywolf!)

Prologue: New Life

Kratos could see the vast darkness of space staring out before him.

Derris-Kharlan had been drifting for a long while. It'd be a while before it'd establish itself as a proper living planet. His communications with Yuan had ceased just the other day. He had already scattered Cruxis' Exspheres into space. He could barely see where he left in the sky anymore.

Normally he'd pretend it didn't hurt. But leaving everything behind-

No. He had to.

He looked in the direction in the sky Derris-Kharlan had drifted from. Lloyd. He was back there. Kratos wondered, hoped, that he and his gaggle of friends were doing alright.

He looked to where Derris-Kharlan was drifting in the cold void of space. This was the only place for him. He realized now the blood on his hands. The countless people Cruxis had killed he was complicit with.

He didn't deserve to stay home. He didn't deserve redemption. He didn't deserve a happy life with his son, the only family he had left.

As he thought this, however, he noticed a strange light in the dark, starry sky. Looking at it, he thought at first it was a comet or meteor shooting through the sky.

But then he realized it was heading through Derris-Kharlan's atmosphere at incredible speed.

Heading straight toward him.

He tried to get out of the way. But it was too late. The light consumed him.

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Kratos woke up in a colorful, pulsating, void. He couldn't feel his body. Almost like he was part of the void.

Then he heard a voice.

"Hello? Hello? Kratos, you there?"

"How do you know my name?" said Kratos.

"Oh, goody, it is you!" said the voice. "Listen, I know this is kind of sudden, but something's coming to my world and I need your help with it."

"...Why me?"

"You're... uniquely qualified. For multiple reasons. But before I bring you over I need to ask you some questions."

"I-"

"First question! Do you like groan-inducing puns?"

"...Spare me."

"You're lucky I can't think of one. Second question! Do you get bothered by noise and ruckus around you?"

"I try not to let it get to me."

"Hmmmm... Third question! Your friend is crying right in front of you! What made that happen?"

Kratos thought back to Mithos. To Yuan. To Lloyd.

"...It's probably my fault."

"Ouch. Not much of the self-esteem type. Question four! Do you occasionally consider yourself to be dull and overly cautious?"

"Of course not."

"Sure you aren't. Anyway, final question! Have you ever wanted to communicate with aliens from another planet?"

"I'm assuming you're one?"

"I will neither confirm nor deny."

"Hmmm... Some beings from my world came from the stars, but other than you, Derris-Kharlan hasn't encountered any aliens yet... so yes, I suppose."

"Okay! Hmmm, let's see, yes, yes... I think I have a form cooked up for you!"

"...Form?"

"Anyway, remember that question about the aliens and how you said you'd like to meet them?"

"Yes? I'm guessing wish granted."

"Yep! Wish granted."

The void turned a blinding white before Kratos lost consciousness again.

Chapter 1: Welcome To The World

Kratos stirred, groaned, and finally opened his eyes. What he saw was blue sky, much more blue than on Derris-Kharlan. He tilted his head a bit, saw trees, grass, and -

"Hey you! You're finally awake!"

What Kratos saw next to him was a small, black-and-red fox wearing a teal robe, with inquisitive blue eyes staring right at him.

"I was just about to get help... Are you OK?"

"Yes... I am alright," said Kratos. "Let me just..."

He sat up. And then realized he wasn't himself. His body was now much, much smaller in proportion to his head, and fuzzy. And his arms were... wings. Not like his old angel wings, like bat or dragon wings, with claws at the end instead of hands.

"How... How did this happen?"

"Someone must have knocked you out!" said the fox.

Kratos gave the fox a look.

"It must have been a feral Pokemon... Do you remember anything about it?"

"No... and I mean... What am I?"

The fox gasped. "Oh no! You must have amnesia! Uh, you're a Noibat! Though, not like any Noibat I've ever seen. Your colors are all different..."

"So I'm a creature known as a Noibat, then."

"Yeah! And I'm a Zorua! My name's Edbark. Do you remember yours?"

"...Yes. It's Kratos."

"Kratos? Huh. Sounds foreign. Well nice to meet you Kratos! I'll be sure to help get your memories back!"

"I don't need-"

"Come on! I'll take you to a doctor in the city."

"...Fine."

Edbark started to trot off. Kratos sighed and started to try and follow, only to stumble over. Edbark turned back and gasped.

"Oh no! You've forgotten how to walk!"

"I'm fine," said Kratos. "I just need to get used to this new body..."

"Come on," said Edbark. "I'll help you."

Edbark propped Kratos up with his back, then they walked away together.

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Eventually, the duo reached the outskirts of what seemed to be a city. There were many houses both small and large and dirt roads, as well as towering buildings which Kratos could only fathom a guess at the purpose of.

Having figured out how to walk by himself, Kratos went closer and saw the city was populated not by humans or elves or half-elves or dwarves or even angels, but by a staggering array of different animals, plants, and even inanimate objects, all moving around as if they were people.

"What... is this place?" said Kratos. "And what are these creatures?"

"This is Rainbow Wing City!" said Edbark. "And man, that amnesia really got to you... These are Pokemon! You're a Pokemon, I'm a Pokemon..."

"I thought you said I was a Noibat and you were a Zorua."

"Noibat and Zorua are both kinds of Pokemon silly!"

"...I see."

The two continued further on into Rainbow Wing City, passing various buildings and a great variety of Pokemon. Kratos marveled at the bazaars and shops and facilities run by colorful creatures he couldn't even count. Eventually the two reached what seemed to be a castle - Kratos noticed one of two in the city, along with a cathedral.

"And this place is..." said Kratos.

"The Adventurer's Guild!" said Edbark."They can help you out!"

Edbark dragged Kratos inside. Kratos noticed more facilities and corridors and dormitories inside, as well as what seemed to be an... Inn? With a bar?

Eventually Edbark dragged Kratos into a central room. Seated at the end of the room was a strange, cream-and-green mustelid-like creature wearing a red vest, flanked by two floating grayish blue automaton-like beings.

"Guildmaster, it's Edbark!" said one.

"And... some Noibat?" said another.

"I see, I see," said the mustelid. He approached the duo. "Edbark my boy! Who do you have here?"

"Guildmaster Stoakes!" said Edbark. "This is Kratos! Poor guy has amnesia! All he can remember is his own name... You gotta help him!"

Kratos was about to object that no, he did not have amnesia, he remembers the last four thousand years or so up until this point fine, but then he realized they probably weren't going to listen and decided to just roll with it.

"Hmm, amnesia, huh?" said Stoakes, scratching his chin. "He'll need some rest and recovery... But the Adventurer's Guild never turns down a person in need. He can stay here, we'll have Nurse Betania take a look at him."

"Yay! Thank you, Guildmaster Stoakes!" said Edbark. He turned to Kratos. "These guys have got you covered. I'll be back!"

He scampered off, and the two automatons escorted Kratos to another room as Stoakes followed.

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A large pink oval with white tufts on her body and an egg nestled in a pouch on her belly now looked Kratos over. She looked him up, down, and sideways as she prodded and investigated his head and body. Kratos begrudgingly obliged as Stoakes watched.

"Well," said the pink oval, who was apparently Nurse Betania, "This is odd. He doesn't seem to have head trauma or other trauma or any injuries at all! How the hell does he have amnesia?"

"Well I wouldn't know." said Kratos.

Stoakes thought to himself a bit. "There's one possibility... Some nefarious Pokemon, somehow, wiped his memories."

"Well that gives us fuck-all evidence as to who!" said Betania, huffing.

"It seems it can't be helped." said Stoakes. He sighed, then turned to Kratos. "My offer for you to stay here still stands. Though... what do you remember?"

Kratos paused to think of a convincing reply. "...My name, Kratos Aurion. And apparently your language, basic functions of living, certain basic concepts... I remember nothing of this world or its people."

"Hm. Awfully specific memory wipe," said Stoakes. "Whoever did this to you must have had a very strange goal in mind... Nevertheless, you're safe with the Adventurer's Guild."

"Thank you."

"Hmph. Adopting another one, I see, Stoakes," said Betania.

"It can't be helped! Rule Number 1 of the Adventurer's Guild! Always help those in need, no matter who they are!"

Kratos was suddenly reminded of his son Lloyd's fondness for the Dwarven Vows. "I appreciate it."

"Besides," said Stoakes. "You came to Rainbow Wing City at a good time! The Seeking is soon! There will be a big festival and everything!"

"The Seeking?"

"I'll let Edbark explain that one, he gets excited about old myths and legends and stuff like that. Anyway, we should probably find you a room..."

He led Kratos out of the infirmary and down the stony hall to a set of rooms.

"Here's an empty dormitory. Since we're hosting you, you get to stay free of charge here instead of at the inn."

"Thank you for your generosity."

"No problem, Kratos! Come to us for anything you need!"

He headed off. Kratos paused, then sat on the bed of his new room and stared off into space.

What the hell was going on?

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And there you have it, the beginning of this crossover adventure! This will update in rough alternation with Heroes After All until one of them finishes in like 3000 years. Stay tuned!