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beaft · 4 months ago
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my mythology pet peeve is when someone describes a scenario in which they keep nearly getting something and then having it snatched away, and everyone's like "one must imagine sisyphus" no!!! one must imagine TANTALUS!!! sisyphus = being made to perform a pointless, aggravating task over and over without ever making any progress. tantalus = being offered a glorious reward only for it to vanish as soon as you reach for it. they are NOT the same
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marsoid · 1 month ago
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EGG STUDIES
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kooldewd123 · 2 months ago
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so
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deaddriv · 6 months ago
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Translated with permission!!
Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!
Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?
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s0up1ta · 6 months ago
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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"
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"... that's not important."
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mysticalcats · 4 months ago
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da crew
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egophiliac · 3 months ago
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DOGS
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SPACE
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nottspocket · 6 months ago
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I think they should be allowed to flirt with him. For fun. And to piss off Bakugo
Based off that one Anne Hathaway photo. You know the one
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bloominglegumes · 9 months ago
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my brain is fried no caption no context i just like them
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cupofearlgreytea · 3 months ago
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everything is a queer metaphor if you have eyes to see
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fismoll7secinv · 3 months ago
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Guess who spent like 1h in bed booping instead of getting up for work
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beaft · 3 months ago
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the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport
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velnna · 7 months ago
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Elf sammich
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squidthusiast · 5 months ago
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Post-Grand-Fest feels…
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willabee · 6 months ago
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zzzzzzzzzz
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sackoflower · 8 months ago
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nooo don't pull my panties to the side while i'm so so sleepy! no please don't feel how wet i am and then stroke yourself while you're pressed up against me! pleaseee no
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