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Shotgun Wedding
MOM: I call tu tell ju dat today is jour parent's wedding ah-nee-ber-sary.
ME: Oh, yeah. I forgot. 35th right?
MOM: Jes
ME: My 35th birthday is in six months.
MOM: We gawt married jus een time so ju woodent be a leetle bastard.
ME: Thanks, mom.
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