#shes just terrifying bc shes HUGE and youre 99% sure if you tried to fist-fight her youd be out cold in seconds | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

alyimoss · 4 months ago

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yknow what i have somehow never considered fem fresh before. and now i have. tall woman... big tall woman...... big tall chubby woman..... towering over me....

yeah im gonna be normal abt this. very. definitely.

i love fem!fresh (literally just fresh but girl) way too much for my own good this is not normal i don’t think. i need to marry her like right now. where are the fem retroglitch fics. where are any retroglitch fics actually hold on. where have they gone

#take any au sans or adjacent and make them woman and suddenly theyre like. 20 times better god damn #man i think i just like women #rebog #also side note i rlly like it when people draw fresh to be built like a brick shithouse??#like when hes literally just. square. rectangular. and so so tall.#even if hes not like. muscular/implied to be muscular he very much gives off the sense of “wow he would body me”#and i want fem fresh to be the same #you look at her and even beyond the fact that shes an alien parasite who feels nothing except the need to survive #and is an expert manipulator and has extensive contacts and could wreck your shit no matter how you put it #shes just terrifying bc shes HUGE and youre 99% sure if you tried to fist-fight her youd be out cold in seconds #you could punch her and do damage only to yourself #am i like... making sense.....#big tall woman #thats it rlly goodnight

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