#shenanigans.txt

[selfship-shenanigans]

@ ppl who follow me but aren't into zelda: yall wanna see the funniest fucking screenshot of TOTK Ganondorf that I've ever seen?

[killbaned]

FRIENDSHIP WITH ARBYS CRINKLE FRIES ENDED, CULVERS GLUTEN FREE HAMBURGERS IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND

[crescendo-system]

Oh my goddd

So we're going back through logs, and came across this one

This was Mallek's first official introduction after lurking so long. On June 13th. If it had been June 12th, it would have been on a notable Homestuck Date™️

Mallek why did you oversleep like that, you had the chance to do something so funny /silly

(At least this finally answers Why he was even so close to the front to begin with... even Mallek was clueless on why they'd ended up in front right then lol)

[fromtheshadcws-moved]

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

[txt: princesa] well at least they have taste

[txt: princesa] jfc sombra

[txt: princesa] send me a picture and ill cONSIDER IT

[zombie-gutz]

G-INFECTEE LEON BEING CONSIDERED A RUNT!!! WHWHHSJDJDJ

I MEAN CONSIDERING HE'D BE IN THE 6' RANGE YEAH DHSKDJDMSNDJ

God even though he's tall as fuck he's NOT used to the sudden height change because haha infectee time go bRRRRR

A L S O

[chvalex-blog]

@bjunhc ha respondido:

*c sienta como vieja chismosa* *gasp x2* porque ya no son amigos, oiga?

bjunhc ha respondido:

junho se cortará bc sadico e irá a buscar a alex para vengarse por lo de los bichos :))) dará más miedo que dara y chuckie juntos

¿por qué no vi esto anoche? ????¿? *la + pava del pueblo* ;u; bueno vamos por parte: 1) porque los dos estuvieron en un accidente de auto y el amigo le echa la culpa a alexis (it technically is though, la mitad, al menos...) y 2) preguntaría si me quieres matar al pobre chamaco pero tbh se lo merece por andar fastidiando con su amigo el gusano JAJAJA

[minyoongiies]

└ ☆  ┋ ❛ OH SANGWOO ICONS. ┘

in the following link you’ll find #165 icons of killing stalking’s antagonist, oh sangwoo, in season 2 (sorted by chapter). if you’re not already familiar with this manhwa, i must warn you that this post will contain triggering/nsfw stuff such as sex, abuse, violence, murder, and many, many horrible things (+ spoilers !!). feel free to use and/or edit these to your liking, just make sure to give this a like or reblog first!

[svnhwa]

confieso que acabo de pasar dos horas buscando un nuevo fc para sunhwa porque la falta de recursos de solar en /todo/ sentido ya me está matando y quitando la inspiración ;u; y luego decidí que no sé nada¿¿¿?? amo su lunarcito y sus cachetes??? pero ???¿¿ *ríe llorando* *mejor se pone a responder con los otros chamacos*

si pueden decirme algún fc femenino que quieran ver por acá me ayudarían mucho, así maybe me decido por algo <3

o me pueden pegar con un palo

ambas cosas sirven ;u;

[selfship-shenanigans]

Wait wait wait. Should I do a tag list? For my art and/or ficlets? Is that something people would want?

[lvdivs]

@milkystardvst *hyeri's voice* lydia nOOOO sólo te estaba saludandoooOOOOO

recién vi esto y me dio una risa horrible LKASLDKASLDKASD con hyeri no lo haría pero si es cualquier otro espécimen *lydia’s voice* noOOO HE NASTY BYEEEEE 

[killbaned]

Rufus not being as horribly reactive as he once was is great and I'm so proud of how much better he's doing but also

Damn man you really let a couple missionaries get within talking distance without even so much as a lip curl? No discontented "boof"??

[crescendo-system]

Not to sound Neurodivergent or anything. But we have discovered that Simply Plural has analytics, and that ours are incredibly skewed due to logging manually in discord for a long time.

So naturally the first thing we have decided to do is attempt to manually input all those logged times from 2021 to now. I'm sure this is our best use of our time. /hj

[selfship-shenanigans]

Hnnghfh... my breeding/preg kink is acting UP rn and I can't stop thinking abt Ganondorf knocking Ray up

It's not a part of their story that I talk or even think about very often but they do eventually have a kid together

And Ray is not skinny so that plus them carrying a half-Gerudo baby means their baby bump would be huge and Ganny would love every second of it

Having them be his pregnant pampered little pet and him fuckin worshipping their belly cus that's his kid in there,,, taking extra good care of Ray and being even more protective over them than he already is,,,,, OUGH

[selfship-shenanigans]

Posting my art always makes me so fuckin nervous 😭😭😭

[selfship-shenanigans]

Randomly decided to download a bunch of screenshots of Ganondorf cus how bad he looks in the shitty n64 graphics always makes me laugh and I just--

Look at him.

Out of all the versions of him that have ever existed...

...this is the one I fell in love with

Yes, I know, I have impeccable taste XD

[selfship-shenanigans]

Ganondorf: *turns into this*

Ray (and me):