#shen yuan and luo binghe are aizawa's adoptive parents au

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Honestly Aizawa's father, grandfather and uncle all using heavenly demon blood to keep him safe probably explains a lot. Both about what he's willing to bodily jump in front of, and about how he trains his kids since that's messed with his perception about what a "walk-it-off injury" is.

Having some heavenly demon blood in Aizawa = being able to track Aizawa's whereabouts

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Having more fresh blood in Aizawa = more (fresh and energetic) blood parasites means better and faster healing

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Aizawa always having his coffee tasting metallic = an Aizawa who has never known a reality where coffee without blood tastes normal and an Aizawa who thinks a broken limb is like a papercut and his friends are always such drama queens on the regular, of course they are going to be drama queens about some blood and bones Aizawa is so used to his coffee coming with a dash of blood that he brings his own coffee from home... he needs his bloody flavoring like it's a normal human's usual dash of cream and sugar

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Green Hell au. Isn't TLJ travelling together with Gongyi Xiao at the end of SVSS? Either way, it would be funny if Aizawa would treat GYX as potential step-grandma/babysitter of his crazy grandpa. Aizawa would not question the weird relationship they got as he had already learned not to question anything about his family's complicated history. It would just traumatize him. However, he does think that the only sane man that his parents know is gotta be Uncle Mu Qingfan. Bles that man's patience🙏

Sorry, but Mu Qingfang isn't normal either. Why? Because most of the cures in PIDW is papapa! A lot of other cures are also probably very... lewd in nature too!

Aizawa thought it was all very normal as a kid, but now as an adult, he's finally realized just how Crazy Uncle Dr. Mu Qingfang is! (Worse yet is that Mu Qingfang's papapa prescriptions work?! It's probably the man's quirk. But still-)

Anyways, yes! Whether Gongyi Xiao X Tianlang Jun is real or not, the fact that Aizawa perceives it as such is hilarious!

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Lmao loving rn he idea ZZL sometimes pretends to be Aizawa’s scarf 😂😂😂😂 as soon as the class (and teachers) find out they start feeding him treats while Aizawa is asleep. As is the normal reaction when the teacher brings a “pet” to school.

ZZL ends up getting a bit pudgier as a result (Aizawa is glad to see his snake uncle is a healthy weight and not super skinny anymore)

Zhu Zhi Lang just had a very fat midsection as a result because the food is still sitting and digesting in his stomach after he swallowed too many delicious ramen styled soft boiled eggs.

Anyways, back to why Zhuzhi Lang sometimes tags along with Aizawa like a scarf... worried parents Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe want Zhuzhi Lang to check up on Aizawa after a "night clubbing" (cough which is actually Vlad successfully making off with Aizawa's coffee and going out clubbing later that day). It's really not helpful that Aizawa is always tired and suspiciously bruised, like he really did spend the previous night out partying and doing ahem things in bed.

When his parents learn of Aizawa's habit of taking on extra hero patrol shifts and clocking far too much overtime, Aizawa is going to be grounded and receive way too many lectures about the importance of work-life balance and resting.

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do you think some people think aizawa's a vampire because of..you know. the coffee. man doesn't how normal coffee tastes and he can shrug off injuries and heal faster than a normal person should, but then again he doesn't burn in the sun..

Nah. Instead, they think that he's like Vlad and needs blood to power his quirk. You know, because Aizawa's eyes are the color of blood when his quirk is activated...

As for the real reason why Vlad and Aizawa can't get along? Vlad can smell that delicious blood but Aizawa is so stingy, not even allowing Vlad a sip! Once, Vlad managed to steal Aizawa's coffee - okay, Aizawa's repeated refuses and increasingly paranoid angered stared only made the drink even more tempting - and Vlad polished off the drink because it was so delicious and Aizawa's retaliation was worth every sip-

But that only fueled Vlad's entire life mission to continue Aizawa's coffee (and weasel out information about where Aizawa gets his blood).

...sometimes when Luo Binghe thinks he's "tracking" the whereabouts of his son... he's actually tracking Vlad. A lot of Vlad's antics (cough, partying in nightclubs and more) get attributed to Aizawa and that's why Aizawa visits home only to receive the most judgmental stares (and then a beat down from Liu Qingge for shaming his parents like so).

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About that bingqiu aizawa au, what would happen at his graduation? Obviously neither of them would miss it for the world, but would it be the first time they meet the other students? Would sy take the opportunity to put his smoking husband in a suit, or would they break out the Fancy Regalia for such an important event and make the poor kid hide his face?

Shen Yuan and Luo Binghe don't understand the gravity that is a graduation ceremony.

Shen Yuan was too sickly to ever attend one, plus his parents, too busy with work, never put much effort into attending any of his siblings'.

Luo Binghe's education on Qing Jing was not... normal by any means, but still, the cultivation sect never truly had a graduation ceremony. Students just found themselves promoted to higher positions on the peak over time, amassing more duties and that was that. There wasn't any big pomp or public ceremony, just small private ceremony with their shizun to mark their "graduation" from a disciple to a hall master assistant or sect cultivator.

As for Aizawa... UA graduation ceremonies are highly publicized. Plenty of news crews station themselves outside of the campus hoping to take pictures; even more are inside filming the graduation ceremony live. Naturally, all underground hero students do NOT participate in this grand publicity. They get their own private little thing away from the limelight except... Aizawa got himself injured and in the hospital the day before :) His parents naturally insisted that he remain in the hospital instead of attending the graduation. :)

(Let's just say that it was a bad combination of spotting his parents getting on with things while in the middle of sparring with Liu Qingge... and then Liu Qingge looked in the direction that Aizawa was looking...

Liu Qingge got his first taste of modern medicine which just reaffirms his beliefs that SVSSS is better than BNHA and that he needs to stick around to protect Shen Yuan from any more foolishness.)

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Green hell au. I sincerely doubt TLJ or ZZL really know how the BNHA school system is different from how cultivation sects work, so I can 100% picture them randomly showing up at UA while Aizawa is teaching

(and then Aizawa freaking out because dammit grandpa please don’t befriend my students! and Deku please don’t become pen pals with my weird snake cousin you get into enough mayhem!)

Tianlang Jun trying to matchmake Zhizhu Lang with one of Aizawa's students and Aizawa is like "WTF NO THESE ARE UNDERAGE".

But Tianlang Jun is like "eh, what's a couple years difference to us? My nephew is a few centuries old and still single!"

Zhizhu Lang is trying to fade out of sight in a corner which is like Peak Teenage Behavior.

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Greenhell au. I imagine Aizawa, as a kid, would have wrong assumptions of what being a teacher would be like. Like, he sees his elementary teacher stressed and complaining about wanting to take a break, and Aizawa would be, "Then, why wont you just go??? Nothing's stopping you". And all of this is because he sees SY, LQG, and all of his uncles and aunts travelling wherever whenever they want to. Aizawa sees this as normal but then gets betrayed, like a kid being told Santa isnt real.

I think Luo Binghe would have installed the idea that "Shen Qingqiu Isn't Like Other TeachersTM" into Aizawa's head instead. No teacher can compare to Shen Qingqiu; no teacher can do what Shen Qingqiu can do.

Thus when Aizawa goes to school, he's not surprised to see how ruffled and tired his teachers are. They can't be pristine, without a single hair out of place, and perfect the way that his parents are. Of course they aren't able to magically get anything and everything that a classroom would need for a in-school demonstration of how exotic big tigers belong to the family Felidae the same way that Shen Qingqiu can procure them (via Liu Qingge).

Of course other teachers can't recite an entire textbook from memory or compose music on the fly. Only Shen Qingqiu Can Do That.

But what Aizawa does feel betrayed about is that even though he "logically" knew that Other Teachers Can't Match Up to Shen Qingqiu, he wasn't expecting the gap to be THIS bad?!

(Also imagine if, since Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan are Rich and They Know It, they sent Aizawa to Ouran High School's elementary and middle school equivalents.)

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I wouldn’t be surprised if ZZL somehow got enrolled (because Nezu thought: this could be fun) and ended up in 1B.

The moment monoma tries to say something ZZL would be like: “do you have a problem with my cousin’s class?” In full on demon scary mode (it may not work on Aizawa but it works on a 15 year old!)

Nezu the quirked rodent should feel a prey's instinctive fear in the presence of snake!Zhuzhi Lang. But also I don't hate Vlad enough to inflict such a pain that Tianlang Jun, who would want to tag along his nephew into school, is.

(Also, since Luo Binghe and Zhuzhi Lang are cousins, Aizawa is really Zhuzhi Lang's nephew.)

What would be more appropriate is if Nezu manages to squeeze in Zhuzhi Lang (and by proxy Tianlang Jun) as teacher assistant / additional security for UA... yes, these two idiots are now in positions of authority (in the eyes of the kids) and who knows what kinds of advice they might give...

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Greenhell au. At this point, I think someone (ahem TLJ) will accidently dropped a SVSSS plant on Musutafu, causing a lot of mayhem. Fortunately, its one of the rare NOT lewd plants that Airplane had inserted onto the novel. UNfortunately, an increasing number of people are dropping into an unexplained coma. No one has any answers...except, Aizawa knows someone that he believes would know exactly what to do, he just doesnt want to bring his father to UA.

Lmao imagine Aizawa's (and the medical professional's) face(s) when told that the cure to the plant is papapa.

Aizawa: fuck no I refuse to believe in this reality. Let me try to glare at these unconscious bodies for an hour to see if it will cure them.

Medical Professionals: pAniK (because really all these consent issues...)

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Green Hell AU, does Aizawa ever have a few kids train with his parents, on purpose or not? Cause it would be hilarious if someone in 1-A has an internship that gets highjacked by SVSSS and doesn’t realize it till they get back

Aizawa is a Strong Independent Son Who Needs No Parents to tell him how to do his job or train his kids.

So no. He has his parents hovering around him enough about his injuries - pft, it's just a few broken bones and bruised ribs, it's nothing.

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(Luo Binghe frowns, stopping in the middle of... their nightly exercise routine. Shen Yuan, as best as he can considering his legs are wrapped around his husband's waist, kicks Luo Binghe to resume thrusting again ASAP.

"Shhh," Luo Binghe hushes and strokes Shen Yuan's cheek in an attempt to calm down his randy shizun. "Let me focus for a moment. Our son just got injured again."

Shen Yuan moaned in frustration. "Again?!" He was a minute away from marching down and dragging back Shouta to demand he stop this nonsense. This was the second time this evening!

Luo Binghe slowly started grinding into Shen Yuan's sensitive spot. "Hm," he said conversationally, far too calm. "It was just some bruised ribs, not broken ribs as I first thought."

Shen Yuan could only gasp and shudder as he threw his head back, arching his back and ripping apart Luo Binghe's back.)

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That said, Yaomomo has met Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe before! It was at a Rich People Only auction and her dad got into a bidding war with Luo Binghe, both sides determined to take home a very nice antique jade chest that was rumored to contain some old manuscripts from the Tang dynasty, but no one had yet to discover how to open the chest without damaging it so... yeah.

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Green Hell au. What if during the BNHA War arc, SY and LBH were off to the cultivation world for some important sect meeting or whatever, and the only one that is available to babysit Aizawa is Tian Lang Jun and Zhu Zhi Lang? Some shenanigans ensued and somehow leads to Tian Lang Jun being offered a job as a reporter/journalist.

Tianlang Jun: well nephew, we can pretend that this is the war on sects that I've always wanted! Let's have some fun and wreck havoc!

Zhu Zhi Lang: Master Shen specifically requested us to make sure your grandson remains safe.

Tianlang Jun: Okay. *proceeds to spike Aizawa's coffee with waaaaaaay too much heavenly demon blood.*

And then Tianlang Jun puts Aizawa's sanity at risk by his utter disregard for property destruction resulting in Aizawa filing out So Much Paperwork about said destruction of property (because Tianlang Jun wouldn't fill it out himself)... but how the fuck is Aizawa supposed to fill out the section about how the property destruction happened when he's not even there?

The solution? Aizawa sticks a go pro hat or something on Tianlang Jun to wear... and then the footage not only helps Aizawa fill out paperwork, but the media also bids on it for crazy so that they can display it on the TV for talking heads to analyze the footage.

Tianlang Jun somehow wins a pulitzer prize for his footage. Aizawa gains 300 new strands of white hair.

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Greenhell au. TLJs (with ZZL) chaotic adventure in bnha. TLJ after watching Anaconda suddenly become inspired. TLJ sneaked into BNHA, constructing real-life traps and swamps while having ZZL transform into a snake, coiled around trees and hissing loudly. After classes, chaos ensues as students scream and faint everywhere, mumbling about being eaten alive. Meanwhile, we have Aizawa at the corner, having no care left on the world.

Sometimes the scarf around Aizawa's neck is not a scarf but his snake uncle.

And sometimes the snake uncle is napping away around his neck and other times, the snake uncle is watching everything that his nephew is doing, ready to tattletale back to Aizawa's parents.

Sometimes Aizawa wishes his family was a whole lot less paranoid and overprotective.

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Green Hell au: So has aizawa ever met/heard of Bingge? If so what were his thoughts?

Ha! If Aizawa hears about Bingge, it should be after the members of LOV are identified, so he can wonder if Bingge is Jin's quirk in action, duplicating Luo Binghe into multiple people.

But otherwise, there should be no Aizawa meeting Bingge situation. In this AU, instead of Luo Bingmei destroying his own Xin Mo (which, you know, if that happened, there's no way that Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan would be able to come to BNHA), Luo Bingmei destroyed Luo Bingge's Xin Mo sword.

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Green hell au, what’d happen if SQQ and LBH show up during one of the fights against the League? I’m frothing at the question of the interaction of Aizawa ‘oh god no dads’, the students ‘???’ And the league…

Aizawa: My parents are embarassing Class 1-A: Your parents are so cool, sensei League: Getting shizun-ed to death by Shizun Shen Yuan who's trying to hammer into their thick heads about making better life choices (by being on the legal side of things first).

Yes, Shen Yuan's shizun powers means that Shen Yuan has turned the League into his cute little students. He's emotionally adopted them all. They all start following Shen Yuan around, chirping "shizun shizun".

Aizawa hates that every time he visits his parents, he gets to see League taking over his old bedroom, hogging up all his parents' time and attention, meals being catered to the League's food preferences instead of Luo BInghe usually making all of Aizawa's favorite meals...

Needless to say, Aizawa is used to being an only child. He does not adapt well to new siblings...

(it really doesn't help that he runs into Luo Binghe fucking Shen Yuan and saying "let me fuck another student into your belly".

NO MORE SIBLINGS THANK YOU!)

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Sept and Oct 2023 Masterpost

transmigrated Shen Yuan marries courtesan!Shen Jiu as a concubine AU

Luo Bingge finds a world where Shen Yuan has a THING for Meng Mo instead AU

Luo Binghe is the Bai Zhan peak lord AU

post-PIDW SJ wakes up as a child again in a world where SQQ died earlier and luo binghe becomes the next qing jing peak lord AU

Modern AU where Xin Mo is a sports car

wei wuxian and the wen grow a radish body... named Shen Yuan AU

 if Cang Qiong had an Irish peak lord AU

Nie Huaisang Lan Xichen Meng Yao and Nie Mingjue reincarnate into PIDW and are Cang Qiong disciples at the same time as Luo Binghe is AU

Mobei Jun's quest to save his dad's dead body (aka a Shen Yuan who transmigrated into an ice demon instead) from an obsessed Luo Bingge AU

luo binghe needs medical training to use his heavenly demon blood for healing and his new shizun... is married to his scum shizun?! AU

shen yuan's wifebeam hits the entire imperial city and there are Consequences AU

the Cang Qiong food fight AU

luo bingge is stuck in the form of a cat during the bingge bingmei encounter au

alfred becomes aizawa's butler au

luo bingge is stuck in the form of a cat during the bingge bingmei encounter au

shen yuan plants extra sun and moon dew flowers; luo binghe wants a harem of shen yuan's now au

if wei wuxian was shen jiu's demonic cultivator teacher au

luo bingge is stuck in the form of a cat during the bingge bingmei encounter au

bnha x one piece: quirkless shouto ate a devil fruit AU

Cat-shiftshaper!Shen Yuan X Luo Binghe AU

a nail technician tranmigrates into mdzs and sets up a nail salon there au

mdzs crossover with kung fu panda

shen yuan and luo binghe are aizawa’s adoptive parents au

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Jan 2023 Masterpost

cang qiong sect leader yue qingyuan revealed to be the missing imperial prince au

Shen Jiu time travels and decides to hide from cang qiong by becoming a concubine AU

pokemon animals in svsss au

Bai Zhan Peak disciple!Luo Binghe AU

Rhaegar Targaryen X Ned Stark - forced marriage AU

Meng Yao ends up mistaking the wrong cultivator clad in yellow as his father AU

the great ancestor AU

Shen Yuan is an otter AU

deku (bnha) transmigrates into shen qingqiu (svsss) au

the 12th peak of cang qiong: the eldritch handlers au

hibari is reborn as Todoroki Touya au

Sung Jinwoo is Jinah's maternal grandfather who reawakens as S ranked hunter au

if shen jiu hadn’t ended up in the qiu household au; Shen Jiu being ‘raised’ in Tianlang-Jun’s court instead of Cang Qiong AU

shen jiu’s brocon brother au

the married life of sung jinwoo and wen ruohan au

shen jiu adopts a pet dog AU

a himbo fratboy in svsss au

shen yuan transmigrated with his illness; mu qingfang and yue qingyuan comes to the Wrong Conclusions AU

Shen Jiu time travels and decides to hide from cang qiong by becoming a concubine AU

we need a hibari!shen qingqiu AU

rhaegar targaryen kidnaps the wrong stark from winterfell & now he has to run a PR campaign & fake a relationship to save his reputation AU

shen yuan and luo binghe are aizawa's adoptive parents au

meet shen yuan’s hot yoga teacher… luo bingge au

yue qingyuan pulls on shang qinghua’s pigtails au

airplane writes a romance novel about him and his mobei lookalike boss au

Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan were half brothers before transmigration - Shang Qinghua was an affair baby AU

shen yuan has a plant body and has all the issues that comes with being a plant au

hannibal x roose bolton au

mu qingfang’s human mortar and dildo pestle au

tywin lannister x sung jinwoo

if Cang Qiong had an Irish peak lord AU

horsegirl Shen Yuan meets dimension traveler luo bingge au