#shelbydoests4

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They've kissed. They've woohooed. That bottom bar is fully pink. WE GOT THIS! The only thing left to do is propose and elope!

There's only 4 hours left to the challenge, but she's got this!

Oh. Well, can't say you didn't deserve it. I hope Octavia is living her best life. ♥

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Love Day rolls around the day after Alexis was born so the new NEW parents went over to Thrift Tea for some boba and social interactions.

They may have received a legendary date prize but the real winner was this guy as I finally moved in some cc from my old computer:

Daring!

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Love Day rolls around and Thorne and Shelby go for a date... but Shelby's first love IS HER FUCKING PHONE.

Despite this, the date was "legendary" and she now has a smitten sentiment toward him.

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Shelby thinks. Me and Captain Fancypants get along! He's got nice hair! Why not???

Because he has no romance options, Shelby.

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After a quick sleep, Shelby received an invitation to a potluck to welcome home a toddler a neighbor adopted. She arrived hungry and did not bring a dish. In her defense, it was not labeled a potluck until she got there.

Or maybe I just didn't read the notif and sent her off. ANYWAY. Her moodlet said she was excited there was a new toddler in the neighborhood! I didn't know you liked kids, Shelby!

You're looking kinda big for a toddler...

(that was not the toddler).

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Because Shelby has nothing fun in her home and her fun bar was low, I sent her to participate in the Meet A Celebrity Event....

She was not impressed with the Celebrity.

Apparently, banging the celebrity doesn't get you into the VIP section.

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So the bills came due and Shelby had to go off into the ether to do multiple odd jobs to cover it. I could have taken screenshots of a nearly empty lot but no. With 37 pixel shekels in her account, I sent her to multiple households to steal borrow eggs or produce to plant... no one had anything. But I found some plants to uproot! You could replant them!

.... you cannot replant them.

Fishing it is.

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... fuck.

The morning after Love Day, Shelby ran out and quickly took care of the animals before it was time to feed Edison breakfast. One of her tasks was to feed the koi. I saw her slip in, she's done it before, so I didn't think anything of it. SHE FUCKING DROWNED GUYS.

Nothing I could do on her end to save herself. I ran Thorne out there to demand Grim spare her but that cancelled and he pleaded instead. Grim said, nope, I'm more into Fault Lines and this bitch better get on it.

Thorne was very sad for all of 0.5 seconds before all his confident moodlets came back en-force.

... ffs. I only have a passing curiosity to see what the kids will look like but I am NOT GOING TO PLAY THORNE LIVING HAPPILY INTO THE SUNSET. /ragequit

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A few days after Edison's birth and Shelby is still wearing her hospital gown EVERYWHERE.

No time to shave or change, I've got a cow to milk...

This is the only picture I took of him because ts4 babies are boring.

Shelby tried to get back on her grind to finish her new year's resolution but caught fire instead. She was too stressed to do anything else so she failed. lol

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It's go time!

Walk faster!

Here they are, 3D printing the baby.

And here is the happy little bundle of joy, Edison!

Thorne is not pictured because he was checking in THE ENTIRE TIME and Edison was swiftly whisked away to daycare because no one was home.

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So Shelby has had a try for baby want for a while now but I wanted to wait until they both had the want before I let them have at it. Pretty much the minute after New Years, Thorne got the want, too.

I didn't get to do the little test because Shelby was busy sweating to the oldies and it kind of popped itself in the lag. Wonderful. Here she is, dancing afterward.

I didn't screenshot a lot of it because it's getting repetitive for me. Though I do enjoy seeing Shelby walk around in her robe, hairy legs, and rabbit slippers.

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I hate ts4 weddings. If anything, it's WORSE with the wedding pack.

No one walked in the order they were supposed to. None of the guests showed, not even the officiant, her MOH showed up in white. It rained. The people who turned up were not dressed and mostly came to oggle Thorne.

The vows.

Officially Mrs. Thorne Whatshisname

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With the knowledge that there wasn't anything else to do but skill up and with 156k found in her wallet, Shelby decided to go home and sleep in a bed.

Where the hell did you pick up that cash, Shelby?! I didn't cheat and I only fast forwarded the time you were using the séance table! The only reliable thing you do is play on your phone!

#paid #bossbitch

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSE YET! SERIOUSLY, WTF DID YOU DO?!

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Shelby has spent the last couple of days turning Thorne's house into a haunted house, eating his food, napping on his couch, and then spending his cash to buy a séance table. Until she received this Visitor.

how's it hanging, pink dude?

See, Shelby figures since her other career attempts has been a bust, she's going to be a freelance paranormal investigator. Because... you know, that screams, "stable source of income".

Guitar wasn't very forthcoming about how to get the license, but that's okay because Shelby's forever on her phone and googled it.

Welp, you can fuck off until I level up.

Thorne has been pretty cool about it. Considering.

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Idk how to handle this Thorne thing. It was funny when they were hatefucking and now... now it looks serious. But bunny conversations are not. So here's Shelby shooting the breeze with a rabbit.

He's kind of a dick.

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Way back when, during THE CHALLENGE THAT WILL NOT BE NAMED, Shelby gave Thorne a key. Despite having a bitter sentiment for him, they are all over each other when he stops by.

I wonder why she even bothers with him at this point...