#sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

[tothemeadow]

HIS COOCHIE HELLO?????

[cartooncadet666]

The outfits for the play: 'The Mask'. Just trying things out for the Fated and Suicidal AU, mainly the lore/concept of the play is that certain characters that are on the 'good' side are finding beautiful things about the 'villain's dark side'. These are basically the characters playing the roles:

Skeebo: "The Masked Man" (aka the 'antagonist')

Pac: "Sir Axoltiten" (aka the 'protagonist')

Cylindria: "Lady Diane" (wife of Axoltiten)

Spiral: "Sir Pagen" (1st knight, Axoltiten's friend)

Sherri (yes): "Garden" (Basically apprentice to the Masked Ones)

And I added Mason Praida! He is the Masked Man's love interest, Prince Sinloss. The play's message reveals that there is beauty in every being, but the only way to see it is if you try to understand a person, that's when the beauty shows. I love making this play to be honest, it reminds me when I made a sequel to the story "A Tale Dark and Grimm." I really want people to like this play for these au's, it's quite intriguing.

(But I gotta say... Spiral and Skeebo got that drip... Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh)

[diagonal-queen]

Babygirl what the ever loving fuck does this mean

Shower thoughts: water

[joshoconnaissance]

when i was a junior in high school i asked my mom for $50 to apply to college and she SCREAMED at me asking who was gonna pay for it if i got in lol

[earthnashes]

Heyooooo ya'll! Figured it'd be a good idea to give a quick lil update on what I'm up to since it's been a while since I just talked on here.

If you don't wanna read here's the TL;DR:

-Fanart and headcanon AU projects in indefinite hiatus. This tumblr will host my commissioned art, original art/OC projects, and occasional tomfoolery of my thoughts, worldbuilding posts, interests, and updates on my Powerlifting venture.

The full update under the break! :)

Not so good news: Rent's going up. Who's isn't, right? Gonna be putting a serious effort on looking for a new place (I'm reeaaallly gunning for a house) because SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH that spike in price for the exact same shit? Nah man. Likely will get rough a few times over the next few months but I'm confident I'll figure things out!

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I'm doing relatively good! Cool news: I will be competing in my first powerlifting meet this year! It's been made official as of two months ago, and I've been hard at work with training and prep for the meet. I have my eye on making the state record for the Benchpress in my weightclass and I think I have real shot at it, so I'm gonna make the attempt. Wish me luck! ;w;

Now, the crux of why the update: I figured it was probably high time to mention the complete lack of fanart and headcanons 'round here, especially because that's what helped me find all of you and vice versa.

I'll be honest; I am no longer burnt out on creating art, but I've found the interest to continue any of my AU fanprojects is still missing, so as of right now they are on an indefinite hiatus. I apologize to everyone who followed me for the Super Mario, the LoZ stuff, anything and everything I was working on before the burnout! ;w;

I'm still working on projects, they're just completely original ones! I've been having so much fun with them and I'm pretty happy with them; here's a quick preview of each:

One is a slowburn fantasy where a god becomes trapped in the mortal realm while on a mission, but ends up compromising said mission when she begins to believe everything she knew about mortals is a lie.

The second project is an anthro mystery/thriller about a doe who knows her husband was murdered, but no one else believes her. As she works to find his killer herself, the last thing she expects is falling in love.

The third is the only fanproject I have going and ya'll know of it: Melon's Adventure! Follow Melon as he faces dangers and villains on his quest to return baby Mario to his family. A retelling of Yoshi's Island with twists and a personal flair!

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But ye! I wanna say thank you all so much for your interest and engagement with my fanart work; regardless of everything I had an absolute great time working on them, and you all made them all the more enjoyable. It may take a little bit before I start posting them, but I hope you stick around for the original/OC stuff and enjoy what I've got in store! ;w;

Feel free to ask questions or make comments, I'll be around to respond starting today. Until then keep them peepers open for more art! :)

[kithtaehyung]

HAEGEUM HOLY HAEGEUM

SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH‼️

[ohtheblissx]

It wouldn’t take much moving around before Hope felt his fingers reach the sweet spot. As soon as she felt them press against it, she’d let out a moan that was far louder than the ones before. The moan itself was muffled because his lips were pressed against her own. Never before had Hope felt so good, and it only made her want more of the pleasure— want more of him.

The pleasure wouldn’t stop there, though, as she felt two of his fingers slip inside. It was a little uncomfortable initially, but her body quickly relaxed and got used to the feeling. Hope’s mind was also partially distracted by the rather sloppy kiss as his tongue pushed into her mouth. It was becoming increasingly more difficult for her body to remain still as his fingers worked their magic. Hope’s body was practically squirming beneath his.

As the pleasure took over her thoughts, Hope briefly pulled away from his mouth to look up at him with a somewhat glazed look as she spoke.

“If… If this is what I have to leave behind… Maybe I shouldn’t leave Hope County.” She joked. While this had been said with a lust-filled mind, there was a slight hint of sincerity behind it. John was very handsome and was already proving to be quite adequate with his fingers, but this wouldn’t have been as enjoyable if she hadn’t found his company enjoyable. They wouldn’t have gotten this far if she hadn’t felt something towards him.

Too Sweet - @ohtheblissx

It was a day like any other for john, the rise and shine grind of stammering out of bed and into his kitchen to use the blender for his morning brew, bliss oil, jimson weed and coffee all ground together with just a pinch of hazelnut for task before he was soon his bouncing and charismatic self. Once the sun had come up, yes he woke before the sun, he had already been clad in a pair of tight skinny jeans, to avoid baggage during baptism and of course he wanted to make sure he looked his best so he had a relatively nice dress shirt, his vest to feel fancier and of course a shit ton of hair gel to keep that mess back in the water. He knew he had a long day ahead, so he grabbed several thermoses to fill his morning concoction for the go and he was out the door, barely beating the morning light.

Most days reserved for baptism had a lot of thought put into it, showmanship, scripts and it was a spectacle to be seen so he knew he had to be at his best. Unfortunately that meant being cracked out of his mind, tearing up the roads of hope county in his beloved car and making an entire ass of himself to the early rising farmers as he’d passed by. Once he was at his usual baptism spot he’d seen his devout workers already hard at work dumping the bliss into the shallow water and creating a natural barrier to attempt to keep it all maintained. He abhorred Faith for her littering, but this was a necessary evil. Eyeroll.

Black boots hit the morning dew-soaked grass beneath his car door, his eyes squinting at the sun beaming over the mountains even despite having his signature shades on, the bliss had made everything so more vibrant. “brothers, sisters.” He sighed out, he was exhausted much like any addict he didn’t sleep much and that attributed to his foul mood, not that he could take it out on any of his followers without joseph reprimanding him. “make sure after you bless the waters you get rid of those containers, and I mean get rid of. If I so much as see a single barrel on the side of the waters west of the henbane.. there will be hell to pay.” He wanted so badly to spit that out more aggressively than he did, but he knew that sometimes people got butthurt and ran back to run their mouths for brownie points, so he settled with clenching his jaw and gesturing for them to commence.

Him on the other hand, he had an entire roster of people who were willing to be baptized and usually they had a few not so willing participants but— today's schedule was cleared. The only thing that he was dreading was the fact that he was expected to be there upon pickup of every participant of the evenings event.

Which meant he had to sit either passenger inside of the van or spend all day driving himself to each location, so to save on gas and his own peace of mind he went with the van. One visit turned into two, minutes turned into hours and as many fake smiles as he had to muster was enough to drive a normal person insane, but john wasn’t normal and he’d spent the entire trip sipping on bliss and taking it easy. Half of the time he was on his phone scrolling aimlessly and trying not to get a boner, but eventually the time had come. They had picked up the final passenger in the van, and the show was about to begin.

Once they had been at the river and everyone had gotten themselves prepared, it was time for John to make his scene. It was only a few minutes before he was about to walk down to the edge of the water when one of his devout followers came up to him to whisper the news, there was a deputy on their way through town and a birdy had heard they were investigating the happenings at Eden’s Gate. There was almost a glint of excitement that washed over him, the dread of monotony was taking a toll on him and this was the spark that he needed to get his motivation back. What better way to have showmanship if you don’t have new fans? Of course part of him halfway expects it to be a yee yee local cop, but regardless of that he was ready to get the baptism on the go. If he could get the majority out of the way before the arrival of the newest victim deputy, it would be a lot less stressful.

[chiveburger]

sheeeeeeeeeeeesh....

[blastdamage]

>wake up

>be me

>its rainy and chilly outside

>make myself a killer breakfast taco

>put on some steely dan

>have chai masala by the window

>sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

[sparklyslug]

Sage and edelweiss! For the ask thing!

sage ⇢ what ‘medium’ of art (poetry, music, fiction, paintings, statues etc.) is the most touching to you? why do you think that is?

Gosh what an interesting question. I guess fiction if you gauge it by like, actually being moved to tears or laughter. But music’s ability to take me out of myself, especially live music in a crowd or even a club, or blasting in the car, that’s pretty phenomenal.

edelweiss ⇢ how’d you think of your url/username? what’s it associated with to you?

This is not a very cool story for what is IN MY HUMBLE OPINION a very cool username. I’ve had it since like sheeeeeeeeeeeesh as early as college, maybe? I was just trying to thing of sort of unexpected or oxymoronic pairings, and the alliteration of a slug that is also sparkly really grabbed me. I love sparkles! And I love slugs! And I like this image of something that’s like, seemingly gross and ooky but is IN FACT glamorous and glorious and beautiful. Make of it what you will ahahaha

[whimsisadie]

sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

weird flex but okay

????? :^)

[nekomanager]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH

You’re getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

[sandandtears]

i have not had to skip an episode until now, but oh my god S9 EP13, is just the most uncomfortable blatant fatphobia???

A few episodes these season have j lowkey been super fatphobic, and a wee bit racist. Like blah blah 2000s product of its time but sheeeeeeeeeeeesh season 9 is def the worse season by far ngl

[pleasegetadiary]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

You ever have a dream about Kanye?

[joligarcon]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH i got these vegan donuts for my bfs birthday which is today and SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH

the flavors are boston cream, boston cream but with chocolate custard inside, blueberry fritter, pistachio x2 and apple fritter

[age-ent-of-fangorn]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

BTS Monuments S01E04 - Namjoon