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strawberrylemonz · 4 years ago

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First Day

Part 2

Part 3 [CURRENT]

Part 4

DT: @bargledblocks my beloved <3, @snapdragonfirefly my beloved <33, @artistconk my beloved <333

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“Stand here?”

The child’s confusion filled everyone as they all turned to face their George, who gave a sheepish smile. Shrugging, he shrunk behind Sapnap at the sight of Kristin’s glare. Before she could address the man, however, she was beaten by a small crowd of peeping chicks. Turning to face the chicks, the group watched as the chicks and chickens all flapped their wings in distress, the aura of the spirits within them beginning to leak out. Their confusion only grew as they watched the formless spirits crawl out of their individual chicks, floating around the boy as they spoke in jumbled words, overlapping each other.

“HE’S A CHILD”

“TOMMY NOOOOO”

“GEORGE WHY”

“NOOOOOIDHDKBDJZV”

“NO oNoNoN”

“NOOOOOOOOO”

The spirits moaned as they tried to pry the child off the crafting table, their ghostly wails growing distorted as they fell through the boy, turning to mist before reforming into spirits. It wasn’t until Kristin came out that they retreated back to their individual chicks, who all swarmed George to begin pecking. All, that is, but one. A small chick with a blue bead around its neck made it’s way to Tommy, a single seed in its beak. Accepting the gift from the small avian, he smiled as he picked them up with care. Stroking it’s head, he watched as the mist leaked out of the chick and into the air, forming a spirit in front of the child.

“Naughty joke.”

“Okay, I was going to wait for someone else to ask, but no one is.”

“Ask what?”

“What’s up with the chickens?”

They all nodded as they looked to Kristin for answers, who rolled her eyes at the sight of her own family being confused.

“They’re the physical forms of his Chat, which is what we call the voices in his head. Phil has a physical form for him as well, but the twins don’t. Tommy’s voices can be a bit lenient, but not all the time. They were giving him a major headache around this time when they overcrowded his head, so they all compromised to take physical forms in order to follow him around until he’s ready for them to return.”

“And they chose to be chickens?”

“Well, no. They didn’t choose what form they got, but they didn't mind.”

“You’re fine with being a chicken?”

“Oh, I chose to be one! His mother hen, if you will. Clara and I can choose whatever form we want, we just find it amusing to be chickens. Clementine and Wilbur show up later, but they chose different forms aside from chicks.”

“It’s an inappropriate joke? I like inappro- Let’s hear- Let’s hear the inappropriate joke!”

He frowned when the chicks all avoided telling him, peeping as they scurried away.

“You guys suck.”

“Alright, there’s only one thing to do.”

“LMAOOOOO”

“THIS IS TOO FUNNNNNNYYYY”

“yea tommy”

“LMAOOOOOO”

George let out a sigh as he watched the child attack his past self. As much as he hated to admit it, it was quite amusing to watch from the outside. Tommy’s “Chat” did seem to add to the comedic portion of the whole ordeal. Before he knew it, he was smiling as he watched the child act so carefree, something no one has seen in a while.

“Oh.”

The group watched as Tommy teleported into a snowy biome, far from everyone else. Tubbo let out an exasperated cry as Tommy’s hp went down as he hit the ground. The child blinked a few times, before turning to look at Chat, who all seemed to have mixed feelings about Tommy being flung to a different part of the world.

“I-”

“lmao”

“LMAOOOOOO”

“LMaoo”

“LMAOOOO”

“WHAT”

“Oh my god”

Tommy just shrugged his shoulders, and peered over at a water hole in the icy river. Without hesitation, Tommy walked over and jumped in. The cold didn’t seem to bother the boy, and the fact that he was taking damage didn’t bother him either. Despite the group thinking that this was a terrible idea, Chat seemed to cheer the boy on.

“genius”

“LMAO”

“IQ 400″

“KEWL”

“NOICE”

“DED”

Tubbo and Ranboo physically relaxed when Tommy respawned, all three hearts still there. Tommy hummed as he sat up from the bed, only to frown when Dream teleported him away once again. The boy rolled his eyes as he opened his communicator, messaging the admin to stop teleporting him away. As soon as the child sent the second portion of his message, he took a few steps forward, Strays shooting him dead. As he was respawning, Chat was roaring with laughter as Tommy kept a straight face. A few chicks tried to scold the boy, but their parenting lessons fell flat as they couldn’t fight the giggles. This went on for a while, only stopping when Dream teleported Tommy to severe limbo, threatening to ban him. Tommy finally admitted defeat, promising to listen to the server rules. As soon as he was unbanned, he ran straight into the mouth of a polar bear.

“See? He never listens! Look at him and cause problems on purpose!”

The group all turned to see Jack, who was ticked off at watching the boy be annoying for fun. It definitely didn’t help that the child’s voices, or spirits, or chickens, or whatever these things were, were encouraging this behavior. Karl turned to address the annoyed man, who was grumbling about how much of a nuisance Tommy was being.

“Jack, he’s a literal child right here. Look at him, he’s like, what? 8? 9? He’s not causing war crimes, he’s acting his age.”

The sound of an explosion caught the group’s attention once more. They all turned to see Tommy, groaning as a creeper explosion caused a hole in the path. They watched as the child griped at his chat as he took out wooden planks, beginning to repair the path. As he stood up to make more planks, the hissing sound of a creeper startled him. The boy yelped, throwing wood on instinct, as he covered his head and stepped away from the mob. Once the hissing mob self-destructed, Tommy couldn’t help but whine as more damage was made to the pathway. He opened his inventory to get more wood, only to smack his forehead with the palm of his hand when he recalled that he had thrown it.

“Shit! It just keeps getting worse! It just keeps- It just doesn’t get any better! Oh no, oh nooo!”

Chat laughed at the child’s minor inconvenience. Tommy’s face was in his hands as the spirits came out of the chicks, all wheezing and laughing around him. After he did the best he could with repairing the path, he made his way to a different area in the world. The boy stopped on the path as a hen fluttered from the sky, seemingly out of nowhere. As Chat voiced their greetings, Tommy hummed as he caught her in his arms.

“Clara!!!!”

“MotherInnit!!!”

“Oh? Coming nan!”

Tommy sat down where he was and crossed his legs, closing his eyes in the process. He seemed to no longer be with Chat, who all waited patiently for the child to return. As the chicks pecked and conversed around the dormant body, the viewers faintly heard Tommy’s young voice, accompanied by Clara’s. After a moment, Tommy's eyes reopened. Chat cheered as the child stood up, speaking of what Clara had told him.

“We’re going to try and be a lot quieter-”

Another creeper explosion pushed the child forwards, causing him to lose six hearts as he hit the ground. Getting himself back to his feet, he turned to see the creeper hole behind him. As Chat roared with laughter, Tommy kept a straight face.

“Oh no”

#The Reluctant Hero's Tale #The Reluctant Hero's Tale AU

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beefstew252 · 7 years ago

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i was tagged by @davidbowie69 to do this time- consuming tageroony

(answer 92 questions and tag 20 ppl)

the last

1. drink: water cuz im basic

2. phone call: mi amiga ella

3. text message: “ehehhehehehehehhe with like a million laughy face emojis cuz im too awkward to live”

4. song you listened to: telephone line by ELO

5. time you cried: probs last night when i cried myself to sleep or yesterday when i watched life and was too scared so i leaked from my seeing crevices

have you

6. dated someone twice: never even been on a date whoops im a loooser

7. kissed someone and regretted it: lhehehehehe my mommy

8. been cheated on: friend wise- yes but not like in relationships lol im not kewl

9. lost someone special: mhmhmhmhm i move everyday and am unlovable soo not a good combo

10. been depressed: lol yup yup yup everyday but i cover it with smiley face stickers and sprinkles

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: mayyybbeeee when i accidently drank a bunk of mikes hard lemonade hehehhhhehehe

list 3 favorite colors

12. yellow

13. mintish green

14. sky blue

in the last year you have…

15. made new friends: @davidbowie69 i love my mommm

16. fallen out of love: nope im always in love with everyone ever

17. laughed until you cried: EVERYDAY im a giggly person tbh

18. found out someone was talking about you: not really but i constantly feel like my friends talk about how horrible i am sooooo same difference

19. met someone who changed you: everyone i meet tbh <3333333

20. found out who your friends are: i think maybe if they actually love me as much as i love themmmmm <333

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: what even is face book tbh

generale

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: girl i dont understand this booking faceeeee

23. do you have any pets: my dear pet rock mildred and her associate mr pebbleton (but i wanna doggo so badddd)

24. do you want to change your name: nah m8 sofia is fineeee af i think

25. what did you do for your last birthday: 4 days agooo hmmm i slept in and had avocado toast like a true millennial and went to the grocery store with my mom lol and then went to my fav place in the world an art store then had cake and watched life which was horrifying twas pretty fun

26. what time did you wake up: 10ish but usually like afternoonish whoops

27. what were you doing last night at midnight: i was watching the OA which was actually amazin tbh

28. name something you can’t wait for: WINNING THE PRESIDENCY WITH MY VICE PRES KANYE IN 2020 HONESTLYYYY

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: just now when she told me to do the laundry

30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i had stayed in one place and had real, true friendships

31. what are you listening to right now: build me up buttercup- the foundations

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: no not really???

33. something that is getting on your nerves: constantly thinkin im not good enough and some “people” i know heh

34. most visited website: tumblr, netflix and gmail tbh

lost questions. i just put in random info about me

wow op was a little bitch--- keepin this in thx ellie

35. moles: yes but theyre outside and probably have rabies and are blind af and no longer are in my backyard---- jkjk yea i do tho

36. marks: everywhere on my ugly af self

37. childhood dream: i wanted to be a squirrel when i grew up sooo

38. hair color: dark brown

39. long or short hair: short shoulder lengthish??

40. do you have a crush on someone: yeah everyone i meet ever

41. what do you like about yourself: my curly af hair and strangely large energy reserves (gracias mitochondria)

42. piercings: ear piercins

43. blood type: idk man but i hope its the kind from that episode of doctor who with the aliens and they controlled u with blood or somethin and david tennant lost an arm it was wild

44. nickname: sofie, sofie dofie, didi, olaf, mr. f@#*ing compassion, slink, softpants once again, sof fresh, coneybear? leaf?, ronnie, macaronnie, charlie kelly tbh

45. relationship status: hahahahahahahahahahaha

46. zodiac: cancer, (yes i know im a crabb dont make funna me)

47. pronouns: she/her also ultimate supreme ruler of 7M tbh

48. favorite tv show: stranger things, its always sunny in philadelphia, parks and rec, the office, tbh the new show i just binged yesterday called the OA, friends, etcetcetc

49. tattoos: nope i have a very low pain tolerance

50. right or left hand: right im bland af

51. surgery: yea my poor eye lol ive had like 3 on that one alone whwhwhw

52. hair dyed different color: no id look like a uglier potato

53. sport: competitive cloud watching

54. *GASP* there is no spoon…there is no question 54……………………. ………………………..hey remember those wayside school books because i sure do------ also keepin this im unoriginal and still dont understand tags lol

55. vacation: the moon

56. pair of trainers: white superstar adidas or grossly dirty “white” converse cuz im basic once again

plus generales

57. eating: i just ate strawberries and a grilled cheese sandwich sooo

58. drinking: w a t e r ---stay hydrated mis amigos

59. i’m about to: host the most lit party in the world tbh (mario kart and pizza binches)

60. *bo burnham voice in my head, for some reason* it’s not real. time is an illusion.------ im lazy do u see a trend????!?

61. waiting for: my next trip to the northeast cuz i miss it

62. want: a real friend tbh. also *dr evil voice* 1 MILLion DOllaRs

63. get married: yup and i agree with the bae on “why couldn’t this have been question 64 because when i’m sixty four by the beatles is also the best song ever sooooo”

64. career: eww the future i h8 probs an astronaut so i can fly into the void

which is better

65. hugs or kisses: AWW ILL TAKE ANYTHIN

66. lips or eyes: eyes who even looks at lips eww theyre like chapped and stuff

67. shorter or taller: short lil bean or tall beans everyone is valid

68. older or younger: all the ages?

69. yOU hAVe GOt To bE KiDdINg ME wHY is 69 SKipPeD--- gracias por las cosas

70. nice arms or nice stomach: eww nice personality honestly

71. sensitive or loud: sensitive like me hehehehhee

72. hook up or relationship: relationshippppp<3 if any soul could stand me for longer than a day

73. troublemaker or hesitant: ??????? i like robbie rotton

have you ever…

don’t we need tequila apple juice for this part

74. kissed a stranger: no but today i made a snarky comment quietly about a kid who was smoothie drinkin and bikin and we made solid eye contact for like 30 secs sooo same difference

75. drank hard liquor: i licked vodka once it was gross and i almost threw up

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: jason sat on and broke my glasses once so same thing

77. turned someone down: yeah the monster livin in my drawer tried to take me to the movies once and i was like BOI UR A MONSTER LIVIN IN MY ROOM COME ON

78. sex on the first date: eWWWWWEWWewewewewwwwew

79. broken someone’s heart: hah no one has ever liked me in the history of the human race sooo

80. had your heart broken: everyday

81. been arrested: im what the police call “an angel”

82. cried when someone died: every time my fav character died or any other time im an emotional lil bean honestly

83. fallen for a friend: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehehehhehe

do you believe in…

84. yourself: eww no i suck

85. miracles: one time someone said i was pretty

86. love at first sight: yes i’m certain that it happens all the time STEALIN IT ELLIE SOZ NOT SOZ

87. santa claus: yes yes yes

88. kiss on the first date: mmmmmmmmmidkman

89. angels: me

other

man, op really ran outta ideas here

90. current best friend’s name: none of my “best friends” think im their best friend too soooo no im a lonely person but if i had to say somethin itd be russell crow(e?) as javert tbh

91. eye color: poop brown

92: favorite movie: all of them but also good will hunting, cinema paridiso, life is beautiful, dead poets society, breakfast club, 16 candles the list goes ONNNNN man

well, it’s been real

i tag vlad putin and jeff

#tagged #im bad at these

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