#she's so crazzzy

[mattereat]

love how the spn pilot could probably fool someone into thinking sam has an honest shot at being normal. like yeah, this guy could totally be regular. then you blink and his girlfriend is dead, he’s freed lucifer from his cage, admitted himself into a psych ward, and damned himself to an eternity of torture to atone for kicking off the apocalypse. boyking™ status is not easily achieved.

[angel-blitz]

Killer klowns oc,,,she's so sillay

[swagging-back-to]

idk where you are but here in Maine there's been an increase in bugs every year. drastic increase. and yes, we even still have fireflies.

i hate it.

I think one of the absolute most frustrating things for me personally about the current climate crisis / late stage capitalism hell is that ontop of people just outright denying it and acting like the rising temperatures are normal- there’s been like. A VERY noticeable decline in the amount of insects yearly. As someone who goes out of my way to see bugs, every single year for the past decade there has been a sharp decline in bugs. What used to be fun filled summer months running around, catching grasshoppers and petting caterpillars… there’s nothing. I’ve seen one grasshopper this year. I’ve not seen a single caterpillar! It’s currently the ant nuptial flight season in my area and I’ve seen 0 winged ants. They used to all but infest my home during flight season

I remember as a kid, I used to excitedly find ladybug larvae, and I’d relocate them to plants covered in aphids. But I’ve seen one ladybug in the past 5 years, and 0 larvae. I’ve not even seen any aphids. It’s so tangible, it’s so noticeable to me as someone who considered this my absolute favourite season to do my favourite activity in. And I know if the bugs are dying off, other things that eat those bugs are to.

And the absolute worst part? When I tell people about this, the average reaction is ‘good!’. A lot of people will express joy over there being less bugs in the world. Most will express how they’re glad they’ve been experiencing less mosquitos and I want to just grab by the shoulders and shake them and yell TONS OF BUGS JUST DISAPPEARING SHARPLY OVER THE YEARS IS NOT A GOOD THING !!

Anyways. Fellow entomology nerds, have any of you also noticed a drastic decrease in bugs you’re finding yearly or is my area just in a bug deficit.

[nineliars]

can’t believe I waited 2 years to find out what happened in Prague and the answer was just “Jameson can’t go anywhere without acquiring some fun new PTSD.”

[wintersera]

karinas voice is so deep (i saw a video where she was sick and it was even deeper) like i never wanted to fuck batman more than i did now

batman IS CRAZZZY

but i get you because that slightly husky voice ouh… i’m fucking woah HEHEHEHEH

[talkingtea]

Yeah so about General hospital I am talking about Nic and tab not only is their chemistry great in the show, off show they get along too well you know. The show is not family friendly like flash claimed so the scenes of them together are pretty intense you know lol. Anyway some believe that they might have hooked up or had relation of some sort. So recently people found out that the male lead had a gf only because the gf posted about it. All of a sudden the male lead unfollowed his female lead and the gf posted a song talking about karma shading the female lead. The dude also seems very off in recent interviews and he unfollowed all his other love interests from the show speculating that his gf had something to do because she seems like the jealous type with all the unnecessary shade.

Apparently there’s so much lore and all this lowkey reminded me of our flash ogs lol. I’m telling y’all the gfs tactics was the same as LAs it’s frightening- from sharing off guard bed pics to small shades directed to the female lead. The only difference is that the cast is way more unhinged than Cp and Gg. The out of pocket stuff they say is crazzzy and skinship is wild. He is better at supporting his female lead before all this compared to Gg so there’s that.

☕️☕️☕️

[punnifullife]

I’m loving the reaction from the Dickory fandom with the little Dickory crumbles we got from the recent titans run! 😂 I was not expecting Kory to cradle Dick like that but hey I’ll take whatever crumbles I can!!! 😂 😍

Im not familiar with the next Titans writer but I’m hoping they treats the Titans characters better and develop an inticing story around them. (Shamelessly would like some good Dick & Kory interactions of well 👀…like regardless of DC or Bat office opinion on them as a ship at least acknowledge they still have a relationship with one another…)

Tom Taylor clearly didn’t care much for the Titans comic line and wasted any good story and character development among the team while he was responsible for them literally 💩 on them!They were suppose the have to spotlight after the JL disbanded but literally nothing….

And yes it seems the next writer is planning on having Babs sticking around for his Nightwing run…ughhhh I’m like that one TikTok that said if I’m reading a Nightwing book than I expect Nightwing not Nightwing & Batgirl. Is Dick not allowed to carry a book on his own anymore or interaction with anyone OUTSIDE the Batfam????

yess i was not expecting the cradling either!! and then i think back to an earlier panel of her blocking some debris with her body to protect him

thats so uggghhh grrr bark bark i go crazzzy

but yeah it sucks that neither dick nor babs can like. be a thing on their own. same with kory honestly!! if they want dick and bab to be a thing, then can kory move on too??? not just be a side piece???? can she have character outside of being boobs and hot?? like i love her love for dick, but either get them together or have BOTH of them move on. it's so unfair for her. as much as i draw fanart of them and LOVE them together. i do wish every iteration of her had more agency outside of being x's love interest. i mean GOD. even the tt03 run she always "rOBIN. ROBIN ROBIN". so when we got episodes with her outside of that (like with redstar) it was nice.

[formulawolff]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLojP4ns/

This how I imagine williams driver ! goldenGirl and how she is a beast on track (to then catch the eye of merc team princ :D) shout out to Alex actually this is crazzzy

THAT MOVE WAS INSANE THOUGH—

guys i’m going to miss williams era golden girl so much 😔

she was the catalyst for this series, really. and now she’s going to be with her mans at mercedes. let’s just hope he keeps his antics and pettiness in check 🙄🤚🏻

[sugar-omi]

yeaaahhh this pussy should be burned at the stake the way it's committing acts of witchcraft on these boys..... sigh but i cannot say i'm not cock hungry either. bc Duh. OKAY I CAN SEE US PULLING INTO THE RESIDENTIAL AREA NOW SO IMA HAVE TO MAKE THIS A LIL QUICK

so im ssitting there. and this fucking SEVEN AND A HALF INCHER IS CENTIMETERS AWAY FROM MY FACE. so like the generous and ever-giving goddess i am. i give the tip a lil kiss. make out with it, even. when in france.

and the tiny little whispered "ohhhhhfuck" that comes out of saro makes both archie and i react IN UNISON. archie's content to just sit on the couch and watch and occasionally provide moral support (aka teasing the shit out of saro and turning on me if i laugh)

"awh, c'mon, mi. you can take more of him than that. you've got a smart mouth, don't you?"

and i send him a lil side eye, but then saro lets out a WHINE AND ITS LIKE MY BODY MOVES ON AUTOPILOT. so i end up taking him to the base bc ur girl's a natural throat goat 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

MORE LATER WE'RE IN THE DRIVEWAY I THINK IM AB TO GET PIPED

JSDHASKJA HAVE FUN OOMF!!!! I WISH YOU PUSSY LUCK!!!!

no bae, they cant burn your pussy at the stake... she's too powerful.. too enchanting... too perfect... they can't do this </3

ALSO 7 N A HALF INCHES OF DICK IS CRAZZZY I LOVE IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!! and mr. dazzling just sitting on the sidelines being the puppet master is driving me crazy... im obsessed with him...

[dykevanny]

Actually let me talk abt the wererabbit au cause I think about it on the bus sometimes

Basically william’s messing with weird magic and decides to use his faaavorite employee as a lab rat(rabbit?) and now vanessa turns into a giant killer rabbit thing and he sics her on people for funsies

You see, william and Henry still have fredbear’s diner and the aftons are alive! Vanessa and Gregory (along with freddy, who along with the other glams also work at the diner) live in town, ness works at the diner as a security guard and she and greg have basically been dragged into the afton family lol. Mrs afton sees both of them on their first week in town and is like damn. I need to feed them like stray cats. So ness thinks of will as a fatherly sort of mentor figure. And he’s like aw hell yeah cause while he does care about her as well he needs someone to turn into a gucking beast you see. And so he does! He basically is using her to also you know kill people. For funsies.

Ness isn’t aware thsat she’s a werebunny thing for a while, she’s just been having weird gaps in her memory and waking up in the woods covered in blood which isn’t normal. So ofc who does she go to? William! And he’s like ohh I’m sure it’s fine ^.^ you can crash on our couch if you want ha ha greg’s staying over for a sleepover anyway..! Which is FUCKED UP but she stays with the aftons bc unfortunately she trusts that wretched man. Anyways so vanny as the Giant Killer Rabbit has gotten away from will (chewed through the chain thumbs up) and ran into the kids (sneaking out from sleepover) and of course michael is like WHAT is that thing. That’s dangerous. What the fuck. Meanwhile the younger kids are like holy shit bunnay… they see it’s hurt (and also the fact that it has broken chains on it) and are like WE HAVE TO HELPPP… and michael is only one boy who cannot control them all. the rabbit is ofc panicked and scared and now there’s people but it trusts greg right away so you know. He has his horse girl moment and. The kids drag it back and put bows in it’s fur and also glitter glue probably. Anyways they have it sleep under the bed and in the morning well ness turns back and they’re all like. HUH !? And ness is like how did i get hereeeee ……… luckily they all lie and say they dragged vanessa in bc they needed more people for a game (and someone else who’s hair they can mess with) and mrs afton was like yeah that seems legit👍 umm hey ness what’s the um. Red marks on your neck though that looks painful and ness who does not remember SHIT is like. The what 😀 but then William who was ‘at work late’ shows up like heyyy guys ^.^ sorry there was umm a robot explosion it was crazzzy. And everyone’s like haha that’s wilddd

Oh also the rabbit murders are like in the news like thats a wholleeeee thing. And freddy like highkey nearly got attacked but got away through some slasher movie convenient timing. Anyways I’m tired of typing so this is what you get ok bye

[swynlake-spill]

Who should we encourage to be unhinged this year? As a treat?

literally anyone and everyone. i wanna see balls to the walls behavior. let's go batshit, lets donkey our kongs! no i dont know what that means i just SAID IT TO SAY IT!

but in particular, several ppl who need to unhinge specifically:

Cruz Ramirez. i wanna see her let go, get loose, have fun, and whip some magick grand prix students into shape!!!! enter ur dodgeball coach era ramirez!

Roxane Martin: its also time for HER bangerz era! let's go roxy, i know there's a lil diva hiding in there yet!

James Hawks: dating a triton means you HAVE to be a bit kookoo bananas. turn it up lets see the cRaZZZy

Isabela Madrigal: she's in her reinvention era so lets take some RISKS i wanna see a new side of the queen we've never seen before!

Cora Fenwick: also back on the market! tbh she's fearless already so idk what going fully unhinged looks like but i wanna know!

David Hatter: next time a customer complains about their coffee just lose it! just start barking! see how they like it!

Mr. Smee: likewise enough shouting at children to get off ur lawn i want to see you MOUNT a lawnmower and chase them down yourself. why not i say!

Wolf: honestly id like to just see one single other emotion besides "stoic" on his face to confirm there are signs of life

[orbcube]

shes so crazzzy i love her

[shady-scripter]

Whumptober Day11(oopsie🥲)

(Captivity)

Three days later is actually crazzzy

Also, shout of to @skyloftian-nutcase because they made that fanfic when Warriors challenges Fierce to a drinking contest and because their content is top tier in general and I could never write like them

It was blurry here. It was dark here. It was quiet here too. No, someone was talking, but it was muffled. Not for long.

“Is he alive?”

“I don’t know. He’s all beaten…and bruised. Poor boy…”

He moved his arms to brace his body, but he couldn’t hold himself up. He heard frantic small, desperate tweets from near his head. At least his companion wasn’t hurt.

Ravio coughed and tasted the bitterness of his own blood. He tried to fight back. He tried to resist, but he failed. Of course he did.

He raised himself and soon felt arms around his torso. He sucked in a breath at the pain he felt.

“It’s alright, hon. I got you,” her voice was soft like clay on a rainy day. He could see the red of her hair and the gentleness in her eyes. “We were all thrown in here. Let’s get you settled, yeah?”

He couldn’t help the question that came out of his mouth, “Who are you…?”

“My name is Malon,” the lady who was holding him said.

“It’s Niko,” a short guy gave him a two finger salute.

Another red head waved. He was hunched in the corner, his limbs also bruised and his glasses cracked. “Shad.”

Ravio saw bruises and cuts on everyone in this cell. No one had gone willingly.

Ravio was sitting on his knees now and was actually able to look around. Still unconscious on the other side of the cell, was a big bird. A very big bird. Ravio pointed to it. “What…?”

“His name is Tulin,” A fairly burly guy said. His hair was also a very deep red. Tulin’s head rested on his thigh. “I’m Groose.”

Everyone stared at him for a while before Malon spoke. “What’s your name?”

Ravio fell out of his daze. “Oh! Ravio.” Malon nodded.

“So, do we all know why we're here, or do I have to explain?” Malon looked around at everyone.

“Please explain,” Ravio wheezed.

“Well, I’ll use myself as an example.” Malon stood up. “I’m married to the Hero of Time. From what Shad tells me, he’s also close to the hero of his time. And, of course, the boys are off on some journey to kill some shadow thing.”

“So they captured us to use us as bait.” Groose finished with a scoff. “Typical.”

Niko paced back and forth. “How’s it going Shad?”

“Not good. If I count in the surveillance that we’ve seen and the strength in which our enemies have, everything is going to have to go flawlessly in order for us to get out of here. No hiccups, no setbacks.”

“Plus, there’s only six of us and there’s nine of them…?” Ravio added.

Malon snapped and pointed at Ravio. “You’re right. We can’t leave until everyone they want is here.”

Groose and Niko nodded. “That also means more arm power and-“

The cell grew silent when the distant sounds of grunting and annoyed moans echoed through the hall.

“Don’t waste your strength,” a deep voice said.

The higher voice must’ve dismissed the other voice's words. The higher voice echoed with the sound of struggle.

Inevitably, the voices gained a face to Ravio. The calmer, deeper voice was one of an old man. He was bulky, as if he’d worked in a coal mine his whole life. The second, higher voice was one of a woman. Her red eyes were piercing all of the eyes that she met.

After they reached the cell bars, they threw the woman at the metal bars. They did this twice. Ravio winced along with everyone else. Though, the woman was still conscious. However, with how she stumbled on her feet, it was obvious she wouldn’t be conscious for long.

The moblins opened the door and threw the woman in. Malon caught her before she could hit the ground. They only shoved the older man in.

They slammed the cell door shut. Groose let out a breath. Then, another figure stepped up to the bars. “Hello.” His skin was black. His tunic too, and his cap. Though, his eyes were red. Ravio heard Malon scoff.

“What do you want?” Why was she asking a question that she already knew the answer to?

“Well, capturing all of you was far easier than I thought it to be. I hope your stay has been fun.”

“It’s been far too welcoming, thank you.” Shad huffed.

A monster came around the corner with a chair, some paper, and a pen. The Shadow sat in his chair and began to write. He tapped his pen on his chin.

“What should I put? Hello heroes? No…” Shadow hummed. “Ah! Dearest fiends!” He wrote it down.

Eyes met each other inside the cell. Soon enough, Malon spoke. “Ransom note, huh?”

“Glad you’re smarter than you look, horse girl.”

Malon looked over to Shad. He shook his head. He wanted this plan to be able to get everyone out of here alive. That wouldn’t happen if Tulin was still unconscious, the woman was on the brink of unconsciousness, and he didn’t know what assets the others had. He needed more time with everyone.

But knowing their Links, they knew they would rush head first into danger if someone they loved could be hurt or worse.

The Shadow sat there, writing his ransom note. They were running out of time. The boys would pose a suicide mission, some were sure of it. Soon enough, the Shadow left them be, finally satisfied with his letter to the nine tired heroes.

Niko sat beside Shad’s side, reviewing and helping create a plan for escape. Tulin had awoken maybe an hour ago. The woman, Impa, also became fully conscious, and the old man, Smith, began to scrape big stones on the ground, hoping to make weapons out of them. Groose helped him out. Ravio sat near the giant bird in silence. Part of him was nervous, the other part was very nervous. Ravio let the real adults do stuff, Tulin became restless after being told three times to sit and let himself rest.

“Ravio!” His eyes met Niko’s. Ravio crawled over to Niko and Shad’s side.

“Yeah?”

“When you were brought here, did you see anything like a lever or a trapdoor?” Niko asked him.

Ravio didn’t even think that he was conscious when he was brought here…

“I think that I did,” Smith’s voice startled Ravio. “Two corridors down, on the right. Looked like a trapdoor.”

“That’s what I said!” Niko turned back to Shad. “That’s a possible escape route.” Shad nodded and scratched at the stone floor with a rock. Looking closer, they were making a map. “It’s right here. Right Smith?”

Smith’s eyes removed itself from his own scraping to look at the embedded map. He stared for a second, contemplating the placement of Niko’s finger, and then nodded.

Niko nodded to Shad. “It looks like a cellar entrance if you ask me.” Shad hummed.

“However, we should not make haste to rely upon this route. We are blind to what it truly leads to,” Shad said, tapping his rock on the cut he made for that trapdoor.

Looking around, everyone was busy now. Tulin was making sure that his wings, and therefore mobility, were sharp. Groose and Smith were down to the last two rocks that could be turned into knives. Malon and Impa were having some sort of conversation in a farther corner. Ravio was…he was lost. The others had found a place here so quickly and yet, Ravio was lost.

“There!” Shad suddenly shouted. Everyone scrambled to that side of the cell. Shad laid out the plan with Niko’s help. They said ways and paths that were the exact opposite of the way Shad’s finger was going. Ravio’s head was buzzing.

When they were finally gone and everyone agreed that this plan was great, Ravio finally asked, “Why were you doing that thing with your finger?”

Impa leaned into his ear, “That thing left something here after his little letter. It might be a camera.”

Ravio didn’t know what a camera was, but he kept his mouth shut.

“All right,” Malon smiled and so did Ravio. “Everyone, get some rest. We’ll need it for tomorrow. We leave after breakfast.”

Sleeping was nearly impossible for Ravio. New people, stone floors, small pebbles poking at his side, this entire day has only gotten worse and worse.

First, he gets scammed, then his scammer beats him up half to death, now, he’s here. He’s rotting away in the prison cell and his hero can’t save him…

“Psst!” It came from his left side. “Ravio, right?” It whispered.

Ravio kept his eyes shut, hoping whoever it was would leave him alone.

“I know that you’re awake! Your little bird keeps poking me! Tell it to stop!” It sounded like a child. Well, Tulin was a child. Children also tended to shake people awake.

“What?!” Ravio squeaked. It was supposed to be intimidating, but Tulin laughed.

“Listen dude, I’ve fought a dragon before. Just tell the small guy to leave me alone!” Tulin whispered.

Ravio pushed his companion away from Tulin. However, Sheerow bounced back to Tulin. They both groaned. Sheerow chirped as if trying to mimic their sighs. Ravio picked up Sheerow, holding them close to him.

“He’s just a…bigger little guy, okay?” He spoke to his bird.

“I never understood why Hylians had pet birds. Link said that he once had a crow friend…” Tulin looked off to the side, a sad look on his face.

“Are you alright?” Ravio found himself asking the boy.

“Kinda. Kinda not. You know, with being beaten and kidnapped and stuff.”

“Yeah. That part sucked.”

The two giggled.

“Yeah,” Tulin said. “What’s your Link like? I call my Link, Uncle Link.” Ravio’s eyebrow raised. “He’s my dad’s friend. He’s not my blood…I think. But he’s taught me so much! He used to come to the flight range just so I could watch him shoot arrows! Master Ravali sounds cool and stuff, but Uncle Link is just…better, I guess, to me.”

Ravio tapped on his chin. “Well, me and my Link met during one of his adventures. I’d love to call him my friend and, I’m sure, somewhere in there, he thinks the same for me. Even if he comes off a little…snarky, he can be sweet. I’ve seen him while he’s on his sweet side…” Ravio giggled. “He’s also an idiot.”

The two heard a series of laughter around the cell. It seems that they had eavesdroppers.

“My Link decided to challenge a god

to a drinking contest. He’s the worst,” Impa said.

“The guy’s a sarcastic ass too!” Groose added. “Nice hair,” Nice hat, Green Boy!” More laughs echoed through the cell.

“My Link likes to scream at full moons sometimes. He says that it’s “part of his heritage”; it's certainly ridiculous!” Shad laughed.

“When Link was smaller than he is now, he used to stare into my forge’s fire. Once day, he tried to touch it! That boy truly is something!” Smith’s laughed sounded similar to one you would like Santa Claus had.

Soon, the talking stopped and everyone went to sleep, ready to see their Links the next day.

[fappellmoan]

hiiii abby i didn't read the ask posts you reblogged but if everybody else is sending you asks i wanna be included <3 ummm let me think of a question. OH. tell me where you are on riverdale... what do you think about it, i know you're not on s3 yet (unless i don't know that...) so you HAVE to be sure to Blog about it when you do get there becasue it is literally one of THE great tvseasons of all time i think. anyway literally you have got to catch up on riverdale so you can experience waching it live... time is running out... the end is near... etc. anyway i hope you're well, hope your night is going fine. um i hope your roommates get their shit together and i hope film girl dies. sorry to speak her name, i just hate her <3 i'm still very jealous you got to meet dylan mulvaney but also happy for you but also that should have happened to me but also happy for you... xoxo ily bye goodnight :)

hiii beth i saved this cause i got so sleepy last night <3 but okay so im on s2e20 rn. was really happy to see cheryl and betty hanging out this cooper drama is crazzzy. also last ep oh my god! i was like jaw dropped rip archie was all bloody and beaten and kidnapped... i already brought up how fun s2e18 was at one point i was so so giddy thru that ep lol. i have done such an awful job catching up UGH i was watching a decent pace briefly pre break and then my mom didnt wanna watch w me and life happened and i got SO thrown off. so im just gonna have it on as much as i can over the next few days and then........ watch anyway?? or should i just miss the first week the big return and do everything i can to catch up before next week. i appreciate the vitriol you have for her tbh like it's sooooo nice to have another hater for her out there. reminding me to have a backbone. and she sucked so bad. also god the roommates. i HAVE to get out of here (and thank god i will in just a few months.) litchrally wish you could have been here for dylan i was soo so so unexpectedly like nervous like a little chihuahua shaking and she was so kind and sweet but i was SAUR embarrassed and kinda gross after work. she was lovely though. yeah you shouldve been here fr. anyway love u hope ur having a good night <3

[untitled-0508-blog]

So to start this off I’d like to note it is currently 3:53 in the morning and I have to be at work at 6 : D

But I just finish binge reading this whole thing in one night. And guuurrlllll let me tell you. I hate how much I loved this. I mean it’s crazy. I kept looking at the clock like: “okay one more then we going to bed” and THEN THE CHAPTER SUCKED ME IN AGAIN. i mean the characters are so annoyingly human in the just worst and best ways. then the fluff parts OMG the smut parts everything delicious scrumptious loved it. Sora 😒 I’ve never hated a name more for some reason. Kookie🥺😡 bro you’re cute but like why are you so bumb Nabi 🥹🥹🥹😭😭omg I wanna baby now please oc 🤨🥺😍😏😒I got a lot to say to much actually. Like idk WHY ARE YOU WITH JIMIN you upset he was messin with other girls but you gonna solve that by being with someone else????!fbuddies or not. CRAZZZY but I felt bad when she found out why kookie was ignoring her. But old gurl do be jumping to conclusions a lot. Idk idk I loved it tho like all those things about her even tho I was like “girl please you’re being dumb” I liked her like that because it was so real like I feel like despite what people wanna claim what they’d do in these situations I feel like her reactions is the most realistic. People are insecure and needy and are cowards it’s apart of human nature. Loving is messy , scary and isn’t easy. It’s those moments though like when they were sitting one the couch all cuddled up the day after her birthday those moments of just pure comfort that make it all worth it. I think that is why I like this fic so much it was funny sad and annoying all in one go it was so well written I loved the flashbacks and how the story slowly unravels in such a nice way. I was alittle sad to see it has yet to be finished but with all artistic things (trust me ik im a painter and I’m going to college for it) ik will take time so I will wait 😭😭I can not wait to see how this ends (no pressure author take your time also if you can add my to the tag list if you have one🥹) 10/10 +1 ✨

long way home masterlist | jjk

pairing: dilf!jk x best friend!reader

genre: single dad jk, friends to lovers, !angst!

summary: jungkook's life makes an 180 degree turn when he's suddenly a single dad and while you're trying to help him come accustomed to the new circumstances, your long-standing friendship takes new turns as well.

part 01: cockblock

the one where you babysit jungkook's baby and somehow let the night end up with being a cockblock for him.

part 02: promises

the one where jungkook breaks his promise for the first time.

part 03: drunken confessions

the one where you had a little too much to drink and, oops, your lips are pressed against someone else's.

part 04: oh, you mean the babysitter?

the one where jungkook fucks up.

part 05: girlfriends and boyfriends flashback_01_

the one where you think calling jungkook will make you stop missing him but it actually worsens the ache in your heart.

part 06: apologies and excuses

the one where jungkook tries to apologise for his behaviour.

part 07: first time

the one where jungkook has to deal with your rejection for the first time.

part 08: the night i lost hope flashback_02_

the one where you're drunk and ask jungkook a question and he unknowingly crushes all your hopes with his answer.

part 09: birthday surprise(s)

the one where jungkook wants to surprise you on your birthday but then he gets surprised with a half naked jimin in your apartment.

part 10: best friends

the one where you're reminded why you love jungkook so much.

part 11: needing him flashback_03_

the one where you're absolutely broken and there's only jungkook you need.

part 12: weird behaviour

the one where jungkook is acting weird but you can't tell why.

part 13: little bear

the one where you miss nabi.

part 14: needing her flashback_04_

the one where jungkook is absolutely helpless and there's only you he needs.

part 15: concerned granny

the one where even the grannies in the coffee shop start missing jungkook.

part 16: unwanted guests

the one where jungkook proves to you that he's always there for you when you need him.

part 17: betrayal

the one where you're not enough for jungkook.

part 18: stolen kisses flashback_05_

the one where your foolish heart thinks it'd be a fun idea to kiss jungkook at a party.

part 19: double chocolate cookies

the one where traditions are broken.

part 20: pillowtalk

the one where you realise that talking to jimin helps you to mend the broken pieces of your heart.

part 21: new beginnings flashback_06_

the one where jungkook gives up.

part 22: oopsies & ouchies

the one where jungkook can't control his jealousy.

part 23: three words

the one where jungkook explains himself.

part 24: star-crossed

the one where jungkook regrets everything.

part 25:

part 26:

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drabbles:

• baby

jungkook calling you "baby" for the first time.

• mummy milkers

you taking care of nabi.

• can u give me a hickey?

you asking jungkook for a hickey.

↬ your mum's reaction to the hickey

• fake mama

jungkook pretending you're nabi's mum in front of a stranger.

• first meeting

jungkook meeting nabi for the first time.

• why are ur cheeks so red?

you making jungkook flustered.

• jk's spa salon's special treatment

jungkook helping you to relax.

• can i cuddle u?

your first sleepover at jungkook's place.

• tummy hurt

jungkook comforting you during your period.

• he's never made a woman not cum

you telling jungkook how men fail to please you in bed.

• jelly jk

jungkook stumbling upon you and taehyung making out on your bed.

• wet dream (m)

jungkook having a wet dream about you.

[trolagygirl2022]

Damnn I lived in Ontario my whole life (Ottawa was the city I lived in the longest, I've lived there for like 5 years and I came there when I first came to Canada). Ontario is INSANELY diverse (we'll forget about the time my mum decided to move my sister and I to school in thunder freaking bay for middle and some of highschool 💀) but it was so normal to have friends and classmates from different backgrounds. Like one class would have some west Africans, Arabs, south Asians/east, and many more. Then my self esteem crashed while living in northern Ontario but I'm healing in Calgary 😂 life is so funny. But I honestly love it here though. And thunder bay was like one of the most dangerous cities in Canada. I remember biking with friends in middle school and one of my friend's mom called us and said a murderer was on the loose 💀💀💀💀

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omg ontario and toronto are soooooo multi cultural, love it there but it’s so depressing to live there 😭😭 i also lived there for a 1 year! hated it <3 ☺️☺️ omg but no ur so right, the diversity there is so beautiful, here it’s mostly found in like brown ppl areas (surrey esp!) just diverse, every middle eastern and west africans (the vibes r so good the white schools had intense rivalries 😭😭)

NOT THUNDER BAYY LMFAOOOO CRAZZZY THAT AREA OMG 😭😭 not calgary fixing u up but broke me out in a minute of entering in thru that wretched highway 😭😭😭

girl wHAAAT??? murderer??? 😭😭😭 crazier than medicine hat??

thunder bay was insane I still can't believe I survived that place. like why did i have middle school boys calling me slurs for just... existing??? also going downtown and seeing druggies and shit. man the amount of drug users at SCHOOL was fucking INSANE like it made me promise to never do that shit because I saw the effects it had on my friends, it was so scary. But I love it here, it's so diverse and I feel comfortable here. And a murder in Tbay isn't something that's very shocking over there. I remember in like the 2nd month I was in tbay one of my friends told me she saw someone hang themselves outside of their home.... we were 11.......