#she's slowly becoming refined (but she's still clumsy as all heck)

[gensokyogarden]

@alchemistdetective asked:

I'm sorry, Fuwa. But it's time for the senpai to finally put disciplinary measures on you. Yes... she's going to introduce to you... the senpai tax. She'll be taking one slice of meat from your lunch, at least once a week

Like most kasha, no like most felines, Fuwa was proud. Particularly proud in the field of hunting. She respected her senpai greatly but this would be a slight she could not withstand. Well, at least not without a bit of reframing.

"Okay."

The agreement was followed by a wicked grin.

"Of course, as a wild cat I hunt my own food and eat it fresh (primarily subsisting off of deer and fish). So if you want a bite I'd happily share but you'd need to accompany me. I'm not sure if you're aware but ocelots are proud creatures we prefer to hunt alone. I'm happy to make an exception and help you out though."

Fuwa knew she wasn't particularly bright, that wasn't a secret to the kasha, but she did know how to twist words. In the twisting world of the underground power belonged to the strong and strength belonged to the oni. Yet they danced in the palm of Master Satori's hand. This was the power of grace and poise that her master spoke of. Time to seal her victory with just eight words.

"Now that I know ya can't feed yerself!"