#alchemistdetective

[soulflatter]

"I have no idea what my human alternate is screaming there, but... anyways, yeah, Harune is really pretty, but imagine the hours put into maintaining each and every tail here."

BEDTIME STORIES WITH SKADI

"I always wondered why I didn't get the tails from that younger look but now that I see them closer.." If you start to unravel the tails, you realize Harune, Yua, whatever you want to call her. That single tail of hers, is incomprehensible in the count of tails it contains.

Maybe its better to simply, pretend there's nine and mimic that.

"She is pretty after all, this Harune. Maybe that's why we both look like her right now?"

[mountainofhistory]

"Just to be clear, if you visit Eientei for a checkup, it will be nothing like this. You will not be asked to get naked for any reason."

[madharemuses]

"Hey, Nise. I was thinking... You want to stay over the night today?" Eri. He finally got out of the apartment, and... he's still processing over what happened. It's frankly alot to unpack. "I'll make a spare bed and some dinner... and I'd need to cancel my plans for tonight. How about it?"

Nise is still sitting in front of Eri's apartment, she flicnhes once more when he starts speaking, before looking up at him.

"...I don't think I could sleep in there like that anyway. I don't..."

"I don't want to be alone. I don't think... no, I know I couldn't handle it." She slowly pushes herself to her feet, using the wall to steady herself. "I'll just... grab a couple things from my room." A pillow, blankets, her toothbrush.

[ameliaegschulz]

The Soldier Side

The night was young. The moon was full. In the distance, a battle amongst civilization was slowly drawing to a close.

For but a split second, further away than civilization, a rift in spacetime opened and spat out a man armored in black red into the moonlit darkness, tumbling across the dirt field until his head hit the side of a small cliff and went through it.

With no beat missed, the man forced himself out of the small cliff side, shaking the dirt off his head in an instant. The beats came as the man observed his new surroundings, sighing to himself for the mishap. Out in the middle of an empty grass field with strange cliffs dotting the land, pale moonlight shining on that grass. No signs of sentient life anywhere, save for a city in the far distance barely brimming with orange and red. Once he saw a flash of blue and white from above the city, he began jogging toward it. ...if a dash at fifty kilometers per hour could be called a jog.

Another flash of blue and white from above the city, and he skidded to an instant stop, kicking up a massive puff of dirt. That was definitely a dragon he saw in that great distance. Or a wyvern? Wyvern for sure. He could've sworn he saw it breathe thunderous lightning with the strength of a typhoon.

His smile widened, and he immediately dashed toward the winged beast. He was inhumanely quick to close in, going from two thousand meters close to nineteen hundred in a-- eighteen hundred in-- seventeen hundred-- fifteen hundr-- thirteen hu-- a thousand-- five hu-- four h-- three-- one--

Before anyone who may've been in the area knew it, the man dropkicked the wyvern with the force of a runaway semi-truck. Not lethal, but enough to send it flying a good ways and catch its attention.

@alchemistdetective

[soulstagger]

"......"

Rirune. And he's eyeing Skadi from head to toe with a small pause... before finally walking up to her.

"I'm sorry, have we... met? You seem so familiar, and yet..."

"Excuse me?" A large bag was parked on her shoulder, easing it off to the ground to give this sudden visitor a little more of her attention. Anything better than trying to talk over her shoulder with a bag parked on it.

"You.." Skadi's eyes trailed down for a moment more, then right back up. Clearly this girl wasn't one of her colleagues, or even one of her former classmates.

"I don't think we've met, I didn't bother you did I?"

[paradise-in-k4]

“Rirune. Tell me again, what the heck did you just say?”

She’s barely heard it, but she’s surely aiming for his shins.

[hxroic-wxlls-fxrever]

@alchemistdetective said: WHAT))

“ Oh, hey, a customer! Wanna give it a try? “

This is awful. Gamers, F in the chat.

[sinfully-divine]

"Vert!" Eri! "I'm sorry, ah... I hope I got your anatomy right...-" He didn't, there's a few mistakes- "But quick question, do you have... way too many copies of clothing or something? Because if so, would you... like to sell it to me? Or at least something else for a favor?"

"Of course, I'd be happy to donate you a set of clothing."

Don't mind her bloody nose as she rummages through her closet to find an extra pair of her regular attire. She's busy admiring her own body inside her mind.

@alchemistdefective

[letsspringintoaction]

"Crescent is my Cutiefly!" *Lily you stop that. You know how Crescent will react.*

[multimuseticles]

"I could get a job. But stealing them is far easier. That way I can spend my free time eating snack, which are definitely not stolen and chilling out."

"Also, I can't confirm if someone doesn't have balls unless I check first. You've seen the kind of boys around Gensokyo, you can never truly be sure!"

[fairiesofgensokyo]

"Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit."

Ah, speaking of Salty... There's the new fairy maid! Sweeping the corridors like a good, little-

"Shut it!"

Ah, right right. She's cleaning!... Well, trying her best anyway. Cleaning the vase, cleaning the windows... by pouring water all over it. With normal soap.

Hey, soap is still soap, no complaining. If it's clean, it's clean.

"There we go. Clean enough. Sparkling, even. Can I get promoted now?"

"Water is not good for stained wood... the soap streaks are already starting to show on the glass... there's soapy water in the carpet... and you didn't even polish the door handles." Salty states this completely flatly, no hint of irritation or exasperation. "Credit where credit's due, at least you didn't gnaw on any table legs like your bunk mate. But I'm afraid you still need some practice before we can move you to the mansion proper."

And then someone else walks in.

"Heya Salty, workin' over the new recruits? This mess their doing?"

[lxlitabunny]

@alchemistdetective said: HIS MOM WOULD BE ALONE ;A;

IT WAS NYALTER WHO MOVED IN WITH HIM T__T))

"I just think it'd be so nice to cuddle him every night...Should I do the same as Nyalter? Or maybe I really am too clingy..."

"Oh dear god am I actually too clingy?!"

[needyraincandy-u]

If Ame had a character song, which would it be? Would it still be Internet Overdose?

Actually, outside of her official songs, I have a PERFECT ONE IN MIND THAT HAVEN'T LEFT MY HEAD SINCE I REMEMBERED IT-

Everybody's Fool by Evanescence

[madharemuses]

"Sigh..."

"..."

"Nise. Please go downstairs."

"Eh?!"

"Go downstairs. To Eri's place. I'm trying to work and your sighing is making my threads lose their colour."

"W-w-wait what, you can't just--"

*Knock Knock* @alchemistdetective

"Um... hi Eri. C-can I come in? I-it's something of a small, erm... emergency?"

[nyalternatehellkitten]

@alchemistdetective replied to your post “"Hey, Nyalter? Do you know anything where you can...”:

"Yeah, I just... ran into trouble today where someone identified the same bag I used as Eri, and I had to run before they asked lots of questions, so...-"

"Wow... People really are getting a little too meticulous about this..."

She's a bit concerned about this, but it's hard to tell how to deal with it. After all, it's not really something they can take direct action on...

"Maybe like... I don't know, have a strap or something that you use when you're in Eri mode, and another strap that you put on when you change into someone else...? Just to make the bag seem a bit different?"

[mountainofhistory]

I am not home but I can confirm that, after the actions of @alchemistdetective , Futo is completely dead. Kaputt. Extinguished.