#she's probably stronger than Diluc but i just like Diluc

[venelona]

tell me: who is you best DPS (Electro, Pryo, Anemo, Dendro, Hydro) in Genshin Impact????

( Looking with blood-red eyes full of starlight). Ven

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Electro - Raiden (part of my team)

Pyro - Diluc (part of my team and my main)

Anemo - Xiao (only anemo 5 star I have, though I did level and artifact him and all)

Dendro - Alhaitham (I think I didn't get to finish leveling him up, but he's only dendro I got aside for Collei)

Hydro - when it comes to DPS it gotta be Childe (though I use Kokomi on my main team but obv as a healer)

Theeere you go ✨

[babushkatty]

Tranquil SAGAU - Part 3

-> Part 1

-> Part 2

-> Part 4

Turns out, you did jinx yourself last week.

You should have learnt your lesson from all those times you and your sister had spoken bad luck into existence, be it unannounced guests or other inconveniences.

But you didn't, so here you were.

Staring down motherfucking Ursa the Drake, with Dvalin pinning them (her?) down with his massive body and motherfucking Crepus Ragnvindr looking at you both simultaneously like it's Christmas and like he thinks he's schizophrenic.

Diluc didn't look any better. He was as white as a sheet and if you were any better at identifying emotions, you'd think he was about to cry.

...surely not?

But then again, he was younger than in the game and his father was right there, alive and well - you doubted he was anything like the cold and grumpy Diluc who closed himself off from the world that you knew.

A terrified baby that was probably overthinking how Ursa would kill him, his father and the whole cohort they traveled with all the way to Tuesday.

...now you just felt bad for judging. You wouldn't be any better in his place, especially without your scary Dvalin priviledges.

"Ursa, darling, what exactly are you doing?"

All you got for your troubles was a roar in your face.

Except it didn't even feel like a scary dragon about to eat you, it felt like a child throwing a tantrum.

...the notion of Ursa being this uncontested and plaguing Mondstadt for a thousand years while being a mere child was kind of terrifying actually, so you very deliberately decided not to dwell on it. For your own sanity, if nothing else.

"Dvalin, you know Ursa, so... Any ideas?" You asked the dragon, who looked almost bored as he outright lounged on Ursa as if they (she?) were his beddings. If that didn't make a statement, you didn't know what would.

"While we did not cross paths frequently in the past, I had always thought her to be... Especially nefarious."

Ursa trashed around, but Dvalin didn't budge and effortlessly kept them (her? her.) pinned down.

"She reminds me of Durin. But where Durin was oblivious to the grevious harm he caused and merely wanted to play, Ursa is fully conscious and reveling in the pain she inflicts on others, often being open to agreements that involve human sacrifice."

Ursa screeched. In protest, maybe?

"For now, there is not much that can be done. You would need to be much stronger to subdue her permamently, which requires time. But I shall stall her until you are strong enough, alongside Boreas."

Oh.

So your scary Dvalin priviledges were being voided. It was a shame, you really liked his company -- his stories were a delight to listen to and he spoiled you rotten for comfortable accomodations, any bed or chair from now on would be a massive downgrade.

Still, it was understandable. Responsibilities and human lives were priority over your comfort. You weren't going to complain too much.

"I'll miss you," you say as you stroke his wings, not really having access to his torso or head to hug him properly due to Ursa.

Speaking of Ursa...

"Be good. You're making trouble for everyone."

And maybe you were being reckless and simply asking for your arm and face to be bitten off, but you flicked her on the snoot, because you only live once and Dvalin had you mildly convinced nothing in Teyvat would hurt you.

Ursa startles and then, honest to God, whines.

Dvalin huffs in what you assume is amusement and grabs at Ursa with his massive limbs. His wings stretch as he readies himself to take flight.

"I will miss you too, (Name)."

And just like that both dragons are gone like the wind.

...

That left you all alone to face the Ragnvindr and C.O., so you put on your customer service smile and clap your hands in fake excitement you really don't feel.

If nothing else, working in retail taught you how to play the fool.

"So, now that that is done and over with. I believe you have a mess to clean up?"

Crepus looks at you like you grew an extra head, before doubling over in a hearty laugh that broke through the weird atmosphere that settled over the caravan as easily as a hot knife through butter.

Diluc still looks like a poke would knock him over, but at least he got some colour back in him.

"Ah, thank you for that."

Crepus walks over to you and offers you a handshake, gripping your hand firmly and with enthusiasm that was entirely on him. Not that you weren't excited to meet characters from Genshin... but that was the thing, wasn't it? They weren't the characters you knew in Genshin. Crepus was barely a mention, Diluc was a different person entirely and the rest of the caravan were either NPCs hanging around on the map somewhere or didn't exist in the game at all.

So, you had to treat them like actual people.

And you weren't good with people.

"No problem. I'm (Name) (Last Name), just call me (Name) please."

Smile through the pain Harold, grant me your strength.

"Crepus Ragnvindr, and the redhead over there is my son, Diluc. It's a pleasure to meet you, (Name)."

He lets go of your hand and smiles so brightly you half-heartedly wished for some sunglasses. Was this man sunshine personified? Certaintly felt like he was.

"I would say I wish we met under different circumstances, but that's not exactly the truth, is it? Any other circumstances would have me trying to fight Ursa the Drake and that was bound to end badly for me, so... Thank you for saving my life."

And at that precise moment the Knights of Favonius spurred on by Kaeya Alberich himself burst into the scene, weapons ready.

...Kaeya looked like such a baby too, it had you thinking on just how young the literal children like Diona would be.

☆(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ* ✨ Author Note✨

Suprise, we're 4 years early in the timeline! And I have no idea what the timeline is besides what little I glimpsed from the Wiki, so lore accuracy is thrown out the window!

✨ I still can't tag the one person that asked to be tagged and I'm feeling horrible for it even when it's not my fault ✨

Also, yes, ✨ is my favourite emoji, why do you ask? :D

Also, also -- yes, I did pump out 3 parts in 2/3 days, it is an anomaly, do not expect such pace from me especially since I'm about to throw myself head first into HSR.

✨Self-plug time✨

My UID is 715 837 832 and I got a lvl50 Bronya as support.

I am still on Walt copium, even though I didn't get him even once despite the many, MANY rerolls I did, but that is neither here nor there.

[pigeonpeach]

How they would handle a drunk spouse

Warning! ALCOHOL!

Characters: Jean, Diluc, Dehya, Eula, Arlecchino, Navia, Shenhe

A/n: this is a draft that i just fixed up to post. I promise jean x reader will not be forgotten

Cw: fluff, alcoholism. No warnings aside from alcohol!

Jean

She knew Kaeya was a bad influence! Its not entirely his fault but she doesn’t have time to care about your mistake here. You can try to sweet talk her or be all cuddly but shes not holding back on you! You should’ve known better than to get this drunk if you didn’t want to make her worried sick! She goes into overdrive caring for you though. A bucket and water telling you to drink every drop. You aren’t going to bed until she’s sure you feel better because she doesn’t want to wake up to vomit everywhere. Also because you could choke on your own vomit. Its also to help lessen the hangover. Mondstadt is the drinking capital in Teyvat though so there’s definitely more tips she knows just by living there. Despite her being s but mean it does help when you are hungover and less dehydrated than you would’ve been. She made sure to leave you some painkillers and medication for you on the nightstand.

Diluc

“I told you so” kind guy. He’s probably a bit annoyed but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to help. Although he can’t help but find it a little bit amusing the state you’re in. Just giggling and mumbling words. Its kind of cute. Unlike Jean his anger and annoyance lessens the more cuddly you get. His heart melting at the fact that you still seek him out in this inebriated state of yours. He’ll fix you something to sober you up real quick and hold your hair if you vomit. If you have to take a bath he will be there to make sure you don’t drown. Since he is a bartender he has the best knowledge of how to handle hangovers. Next time however you should be careful

Eula

She probably was drinking with you to be honest. But her liver is far stronger than you thought! Seeing you drunk out of your mind she will stop drinking for the night and take you home instead. A gentle bridal style while she takes caution to not upset your tummy. She gets you plenty of water to help sober you up for bed time. You will just have to go along with her word, she isnt entertaining any arguments or resistance from you now! She changes you out of your clothes, ties up your hair, etc. She makes sure you’re nice and cozy for the night before she takes care of herself.

Dehya

She can’t help but find it amusing watching you stumble about. She asks Lambad for some water but she holds it to you so you won’t drop it. She teases you about being a lightweight. But she isn’t finished drinking yet so just hold on! Once you fall over and pass out though she ditches that plan and instead carries you home. A bit difficult considering she too is tipsy but it helps that she’s strong and not nearly as drunk. Nonetheless she tucks you in and sleeps right next to you, making sure you’re pressed up against her so you can be nice and warm.

Arlecchino

She knew you would be a light weight. Just one shot of firewater and you’re out like a light, your head on her thigh as she was reading something. You seem too peaceful to move so she simply lets you stay there. Her hand rummaging through your hair every so often. Occasionally she glances to see your face and smiles. You’re cute like this. Next time she’ll make sure to dilute the firewater properly so she an enjoy your drunken state a little more.

Shenhe

She’s not sure what to do with you actually. Worried that you’ve hit your head she brings you to Bubu pharmacy, to which Baizhu has to explain the difference between a head injury and alcohol. But he sends her off with a few pain meds for you in the morning. She heeds his instructions well. Helping you settle in for a nice rest to sleep it off. She might have gone overboard though because she overdoes it with the blankets and water. But its still appreciated when you wake up with the worst hangover.

Beidou

You crash together. You fall asleep first, in her arms as she eventually falls asleep too , holding you close to her. Both drunk out of your minds you two end up asleep using a tarp as a blanket on the deck of the crux. The crew still mulling and celebrating their most recent success. The crew ends up having to lift you two back to your beds together because even unconscious would Beidou not let go of you. When you wake up she’s far better off than you as she teases you endlessly. Needless to say you two will be chugging water from here on out. At least until the next celebration. Lucky for you she keeps a stash of painkillers for her crew for this specific occasion.

Navia

A relentless teaser! How horrible! She ends up giggling watching you stumble and stutter. She can’t help it! You’re such a silly bean! Once you get sleepy is when she brings you home to rest. With her guards doing the heavy lifting of course. But she’ll do the bathing or changing herself with them casted out of the room. Afterwards she prepares herself for bed, snuggling against you.

In the morning she’ll make her guards get you painkillers and water.

[circyexistforcontent]

Hello! i absolutely love your work <33 can i request sagau scaramouche rates your taste in genshin boys pt 2. with diluc, kaeya and zhongli??

SAGAU SCARAMOUCHE RATES YOUR TASTE IN GENSHIN MEN PT. 2

❀ synopsis: you introduce your friend/unofficial sibling to your lover, what could possibly go wrong? everything...

❀ notes: AJNDJNEHBFH MY FIRST REQUEST!!! thank you so much for the support and reblogs, I'm also very honored you like my writing! here's the first part

❀ pronouns: none specified

Diluc Ragnvindr: 2/10

Diluc is this 🤏 close to receiving a 1/10 if he continues to invade you and Scaramouche's sibling bonding time. Obviously, the two don't get along (and will probably never get along) due to Diluc's past and Scara's trust issues, the two argue a lot about you while you're just there vibing with the lamp grass unaware of the commotion.

He's heard of it all, the youngest Cavalry Captain who left the Knights to pursue Monstadt's enemies alone. He'd sometimes use his knowledge of Diluc's past to provoke him, and boy does it provoke him. The two went into a full-blown fistfight at one point, with the occasional use of a vision since their weapons have been thrown aside by the other.

Scaramouche is clingy to the ones who stay by his side, and Diluc is protective of the ones he loves, so you can imagine what it was like when Diluc saw you walking along with Scaramouche (who Diluc knows as the Balladeer, the 6th harbinger of the Fatui) when you told him that you would be introducing a very close friend of yours. It started with Diluc carrying you on his shoulder and running away, with a wild Scaramouche on his tail. And ended with Diluc being treated by Barbara and Scaramouche being treated by Nahida.

You really have to manage your time here, the two won't ever get along and if you spend more time with the other, the one you didn't spend time with will go visit the other and start demanding that they leave you alone. Diluc would wonder how you could ever tolerate and even care for Scaramouche, whatever your reason is he wouldn't be able to understand. Scaramouche would ask when will you break up with Diluc, and would pout if you reply that you wouldn't break up with him.

Kaeya: 3/10

Just right next to Venti, and he would soon be ranked right next to his brother if Kaeya doesn't learn to shut the fuck up-

Arrogant, lazy, and a teasing prick. How many more traits can Kaeya have to piss people off? Scaramouche already looks down on humans, and seeing Kaeya with you disgusts him as he believes you deserve so much better. their first impressions of each other were bad, you can feel the tension in the air when the two just stood there with fake smiles.

He hates it when Kaeya tags along in your travels, even insisting on helping the both of you with your journeys when he has free time. Scaramouche would make a passive-aggressive comment on how the two of you don't need his help, and that you are both capable of defending each other. if you agreed to Kaeya joining Scaramouche would be appalled, before turning around so no one can see the expression on his face. Why did you agree??

The two are in a contest with how much they're provoking each other. If the other one breaks and lash out, the one who didn't wins. Their words to each other are sharp, and even when they're having a decent conversation with the other it's only when you're around, and even then it has slight undertones and hidden threats. Good lord, I hope you have a lot of patience.

Zhongli/Rex Lapis/Morax: 4/10

You know that situation where someone's little sister is dating a boy and the big brother tries to be intimidating but the boy she's dating is taller and stronger than the big brother. Yeah that's the situation Scaramouche is in, but you are not a little girl nor is Zhongli just a human boy.

He's very annoyed with the situation, he's supposed to be the reliable one! What is this skyscraper of a man doing here?! Ngl he might be a tad bit insecure with the situation and would be at arm's length around you the entire time Zhongli was around the both of you. After the first few weeks of introducing him to Zhongli Scaramouche would notice just how pathetic this man is for you, and would find it amusing to watch.

Though it would soon turn to annoyance when Zhongli slowly starts dedicating all his time to you and going as far as to do his paperwork right next to you. This pet of yours is slowly turning into a pest, and he wants to get rid of it immediately. Zhongli would notice how Scaramouche is excluding him from your travels and would confront him about it in private. After the confrontation the atmosphere between the two became suffocating.

The only thing holding back Zhongli from throwing an entire mountain at the child was the fact that you and Scaramouche have a bond similar to siblings. The two of you insult each other but it never held any sort of ill-intent, and you both travel together frequently. Zhongli would rather die than be hated by you, and killing/hurting Scaramouche is a one-way ticket to being hated. So for now, he would just try to spend as much time with you, even if it means being next to the purple haired brat.

[yourheart-inmyhands]

I just thought of something I have to say before I forget it

Yanderes with a zoro like reader (always getting lost) who's also a wolf hybrid

So the reader either wears a shirt that says if lost return to owner or yan just.puts them on a leash-

If you could do this with your top 2 guys and grils in genshin

-🌮annon

-p.s If you ever do have to take a week break, we all understand

so i only did one of each because i'm trying to cut back on characters a bit as a lot of people seem to request the four archons constantly and while i love them, it can be tough writing for four people, i hope this doesn't bother you and that you still enjoy what i wrote anyways :D <3

Warning: this post contains yandere-themes, including mentions of leash, mentions of violence, and other potential topics. Please read at your own risk!

Yandere!Diluc with a wolf hybrid reader that is constantly getting lost and uses way more swords than necessary? You are asking to give this poor man a stroke. Not only is he trying to manage the winery but also keep track of you and make sure you aren’t getting lost, getting into trouble, or breaking any more expensive swords. He’s genuinely going to have a heart attack one day.

Diluc sighed for the nth time that day, hands rubbing tiredly at his temples as he responded to the patient townsfolk in front of him. He had spent the past hour wandering round Mondstat alone looking for you, having turned away for only a moment to pay for something. He had considered all the possibilities of how to keep you from wandering off, and with a nose like yours he’d figure it wouldn’t be hard to find him again but apparently you’d never thought to use it. A bracelet or necklace would be too small and probably fall off as you fought with your swords, a shirt would simply get dirty or damaged, and pants would simply look ridiculous. At this point he was contemplating just getting you an adult sized version of the leash backpack he often used for Diona. 

Yandere!Rosaria would be strangely ok with you wandering off on your own and getting in trouble. This is largely because there isn’t anywhere you can go that she can’t follow or send someone to follow. She’s not overly worried about you, knowing that you’re a capable fighter and handling yourself isn’t something that’s difficult. Though you can be a bit reckless. She does speak to Draff and Timmy about pigeons and trains one of her own to follow you around and report to her if you get into something you shouldn’t have.

It was no surprise to Rosaria when a familiar bird came fluttering through the open church windows, gliding over to her and landing gently on her shoulder. With a quick nudge of its head, a trained signal, it was able to tell Rosaria where you were and what you had gotten into. It would be quick work getting to you, with Rosaria keeping a small stash of teleportation crystals since having met you. Thanking the bird, she rushed out of the church, heading to where you were at. Rosaria wasn’t sure how, but somehow despite having hearing, sight, and a sense of smell all stronger than hers, advanced due to your wolf hybridity, you managed to get lost anyways. It didn’t matter much to her in the end anyway, your little spontaneous adventures had always been enough to pull her away from boring church duties.

[eleanore-delphinium]

Lines I'm obsessed with in Meet Me Halfway (A03)

~.~.~.~.~

It isn’t something surprising coming from a Ragnvindr. They seemed to be a family unbound by society’s perception and were capable of paving new paths that no one would have thought of, granted they would also be scorned as they walked that path.

And he looked at her with quivering lips. He really liked his name coming out from her lips. He wanted her to call him that in many different ways—in different tones.

Diluc’s haughtiness made Jean laugh. And the corner of his lips could not help but twitch, a smile fighting to fully erupt, and he did not let it.

That smile, these affections.

Almost.

Almost too deep.

Almost letting himself give in.

Almost wanting to be more to her.

Almost.

He can stay behind that line: almost.

Jean’s eyes were clearly locked on his lips and the temptation for him to capture her lips became stronger. He had to pull away now.

But before he could pull away from her tempting presence, her lips were already against his and he inhaled deeply taken aback by her move. He wished he hadn’t inhaled because inhaling her scent made him lose what little resistance he had.

Diluc kissed her back, his hand behind her waist pulling her closer.

And she reciprocated.

And he returned that kiss too.

And the two continued to lock lips.

��The books give me something that I know I cannot have.” Jean admitted and then added, “Our names– it gave us endless possibilities– and yet for me– I was denied the thing I have always wanted since I was a child.” Jean closed her eyes and sighed. “I suppose a name can only get you so far.” She turned to look at Diluc and her eyes were stern and her smile was empty.

“It’s why I chose you– your name will get me to places.” Diluc blinked at her words, and instead of finding himself offended, he felt his chest bubble with laughter. 

Jean felt like a specimen. Perhaps only he could make her feel such a thing.

The way his eyes were inspecting her, made her feel like he was even deliberating her very soul.

She was worried he’d deem her unfit to be with him. But of course, she couldn’t show it outwardly. She had to contain all her nerves. Nerves that he had set aflame.

She kept her silence because their relationship was something of convenience. This was something she was very clear about.

This was eventually going to happen; Jean had anticipated this situation. Jean and Diluc’s famed lover would meet eventually, a fact that loomed over her since the moment he proposed this undertaking. It just so happened that he seemed to want it done earlier than she could ever expect. But truly, there was probably no right or wrong time to introduce your mistress to the legal wife.

[amber-main]

i've seen some people saying stuff like "oh, maybe dehya will get better in the future. everybody was saying that kokomi and kuki shinobu were bad but look at them now"

and yes. i hope that dehya gets at least some kind of buff

but i'm doubtful that there are many ways they could improve dehya without buffing her directly - at least not like kokomi or kuki

"why is that?" you ask. it's simple. let us look at what kuki and kokomi have that dehya doesn't:

on release, there was a fair amount of negative reception towards kokomi, particularly on the fact that she has -100 crit rate. in fact, some of her current best teams have only been introduced with new characters, such as shenhe for freeze variants, and dendro (nilou, in particular) for dendro teams

it's true that dendro has been a buff for a number of previously underwhelming characters, but the reason why kokomi has worked well in those newer teams is because hydro is such a useful element in so many reactions (like freeze and bloom) while also providing a copious amount of healing (and potentially extra damage via clam set), allowing the team to survive the self-damage from bloom and burgeon (and, more importantly, can out-heal most incoming damage)

dehya, on the other hand, while also having an elemental skill with some uptime issues, does not provide nearly as much utility to the entire team as kokomi does - rather than healing the active character, she just takes some of that damage in their place, and has very little elemental application - where kokomi can be useful by providing extra hydro and healing for maintaining elemental reactions, all dehya does is make you take slightly less damage, and likely mess up more reactions than she helps with (pyro as a supportive element only really benefits vaporize and melt, which both require a significant rate of application, and benefit from team-wide EM and ATK buffs that characters other than dehya can provide - as a damage-dealing element, pyro in burgeon favours a high rate of application like thoma's burst, due to the icd on enemies taking transformative reaction dmg, or a number of strong attacks that can be amplified with vaporize or melt, as is the case with yoimiya, hu tao, or diluc - unfortunately, dehya just does not have good enough damage multipliers, and her icd and incompatibility with hydro applicators like yelan and xingqiu really limits her damage-dealing potential)

and it's a similar story with kuki shinobu - before dendro, there was very little use for a frequent electro application with low base dmg, as there was only really electro-charged and overloaded (and superconduct) where such a thing was beneficial (and it certainly wasn't an efficient use of a team slot). now, with catalyze, and especially hyperbloom, kuki can provide a whole lot of off-field damage, healing, and/or elemental application to allow an number of teams to comfortably clear difficult challenges

and that's the thing: both of these characters are also healers. they spec most of their utility into keeping the active character alive, while also providing a meaningful amount of elemental application for useful reactions.

dehya, on the other hand, only offers a token amount of defensive utility through her damage sharing and super-armour, while the rest of her kit is delegated into Doing Damage By Herself, rather than allowing for any good team-wide buffs (other than maybe tenacity of the millelith's 20% atk)

for there to be such a major comeback for dehya as there was for kokomi and kuki shinobu, there would probably also need to be a new reaction or untapped potential where there was none before

such a thing seems unlikely, however, because there won't be an 8th element being added, nor is there much chance for a new pyro reaction or changes to the way existing ones function. and there is not many ways that dehya's damage can be buffed without also buffing stronger characters like hu tao, xiangling, yelan, or xiao even more

let's hope they figure something out. or they just buff dehya. because i think a bit of actual game balance in this game might be nice for a change

[angstcorp]

HOW THEY HURT YOU

Summary: No one is perfect, and sometimes they hurt you, even without meaning to.

Author's note: I TRICKED YOU WITH FLUFF FIRST NOW IT'S TIME FOR P A I N.

Characters: Ayaka, Ayato, Diluc, Kaeya, Zhongli

Warnings: Gender neutral reader, Angst, there's no comfort here (maybe in another post), mention of neglect in Ayato's, mention of a verbal fight in Kaeya's. There's no physical violence, and there's no will to hurt the other here, just people being people.

AYAKA is not the same when she is with you behind closed doors and when she is out in the public. Her clan and her family are so important to her, and she can't afford to mess up, which makes a lot of things feel... fake. And unfortunately, as her s/o, that means that she'll expect you to have the same high standards.

And it's so, so heavy. Not being able to be too spontaneous or taking a carefree decision, being out and not being yourself but rather representing something, all of that is hard to deal with when you were not born in it. Dancing in the rain is too childish, laughing too loudly is not proper, too much PDA is not allowed. You might try to negotiate that her own older brother doesn't seem to care about appearance as much, but she'll simply answer that she is the face of the Kamisato clan, not him.

AYATO tends to take you for granted. Once you've been together for some time, he simply expects you to forgive him for being late, for being busy, for not telling you everything, for keeping you in the dark. You love him, and you know he loves you and would never do anything to endanger you or hurt you, right?

Yet, he does. His absence hurts, the cold side of his bed hurts, his empty apologies hurt, all the gifts he sends through his retainers but never himself hurt, all the times you feel like the last person who knows whatever is going on, all of this hurt terribly. And he probably won't notice until you're at your breaking point and he might have already lost you already. He won't know what to do then, having ignored all the signs that led to this.

DILUC is... not good with words and emotions. He doesn't really know how to handle them, neither his own or others'. So when you're upset or angry or sad, he is at loss. Sure, he can hold you and bring you whatever you need, but words? Yeah, not his strong suit. He is either silent, or will try to solve whatever problem you have when you just need to vent, which makes you feel like an idiot or like whatever happened was your fault.

And it gets frustrating, both at himself for not finding the right word, and at you because you just don't seem to get what he means. When he sees he is doing more damage than good, he might just give you space... and should the same thing arises in the future, he might just avoid you to not make it any worse. Which is not the best thing to do.

KAEYA is insanely good with words it's almost scary. With you, he is nothing but flirt and sweet words and compliments and light teasing. But when you two are having a fight? His tongue goes faster than his brain, and his words cut deep. Depending on how angry he is, he might either immediately calm down and take back his words, or just steel his heart and refuses to feel any sense of guilt whatsoever. Maybe grow a thicker skin if the truth hurts that bad?

Once he cools down though, he will fall in a hole of self-loathing and guilt (hole he might try to fill with alcohol, too ashamed to confront you). He will eventually crawl back to you, but he knows how to use words too well to fool himself he can fix completely whatever his horrible words just damaged.

ZHONGLI is old. He might be one of the oldest beings in all of Teyvat, and it's so obvious in anything he does. There's nothing you can do to not feel the difference between the two of you, no matter how well he treats you. From how much he knows about everything, to how quickly he seems to take on all the newest trends, from how much stronger he is than you, to how well he seems to handle any situation.

Being with him sometimes feels like playing your first puzzle game together, except he has already done it once, and also hundreds of other puzzle games. He might let you think for yourself and try to figure out the solution, but he already has it. You feel like a child, with a parent watching over, waiting patiently until you get that the red cube goes in the square hole.

[albakore]

Office Adventures

Synopsis: (office!au) Sometimes Kaeya’s ideas can be brilliant. Other times you wonder how this man even made it this far in life. This time, however, the outcome is a little different than you expect…

Characters (together): Diluc, Kaeya, Thoma/Tohma, Childe, and Zhongli (fem!reader)

Warnings: not sfw (18+), like pure unadulterated filth. public-ish sex, voyeurism, unprotected sex, vibrator, masturbation, Diluc fucking you while everyone else watches because i am Diluc’s whore before i am human,

part 2

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It felt so downright perverted to be acting this way. You tried your hardest to stay focused on the presentation in front of you but your mind kept drifting back to the device that was sitting between your legs. Kaeya had managed to slip a vibrator in your underwear right before this meeting, after he pulled you into an empty office and worked it inside of you. He pulled up the app on his phone and tested it to make sure it worked properly. It did, much to his delight (and your dismay.)

Zhongli was up at the front presenting some information about this months sales. He was flipping through various infographics in the presentation he had prepared, motioning to them every so often to accentuate his point. Diluc was sitting across from Kaeya jotting down notes as he went, next to him was a bored looking Thoma. Childe occupied the seat on the Kaeya’s left and was very keenly watching Zhongli as he presented. The seat to Kaeya’s right was empty, as that’s where Zhongli had been sitting. You watched Kaeya reach for his phone again that was sitting on the table in front of him. He tapped the screen a few times and you felt the vibrations inside of you grow stronger. You pressed your thighs together desperately trying to mask what was taking place. You couldn’t help but chew your bottom lip desperately trying not to let your pokerface drop.

“Ms. (Name), are you alright?” You heard Kaeya call from across the table, interrupting Zhongli. That little shit, you thought. You took a deep breath to help calm you down, putting on the best neutral expression you could muster before glancing up and meeting Kaeya’s mischievous smile.

“Of course. Why do you ask?” You tried to ignore how all of the men’s eyes glanced over in your direction. You could feel your impending orgasm looming as the vibrator continued to buzz inside you still even with all their gazes on you.

Thoma chimed in this time, completely oblivious. “You’re looking a little flustered, do you need to step out for some air?” Your eyes drifted to meet his, a genuinely concerned expression on his face as he scanned over you for signs of sickness or injury.

“I’m fine, really,” you assured him quickly, “I just picked the wrong day to wear this outfit.” You joked, motioning to your matching blazer and skirt that were made out of the same thick material. You added in a smile to really sell your excuse, fanning yourself to make it seem like maybe the heat was just getting to you.

Zhongli, who had been interrupted in the middle of his presentation, cleared his throat to take the attention away from the disruption. “Well, this is the last slide so if you’ll allow me to get through this then you can go back to your office and cool down a little. May I?” You nodded your head quickly and added in a small sorry before you ducked your head back down to focus on the notes in front of you. You were grateful when you felt the attention slowly shift off you and back to Zhongli.

Your mind drifted again with Zhongli’s voice as the perfect background noise for your fantasies that played in your mind. You thought again about Kaeya pulling you into that office right before this meeting with his fingers working you open slowly saying he had a surprise for you. You two had joked about doing something like this before, but you never thought he had the gall to actually go through with it. He was definitely enjoying this entirely too much, you could tell by the way his attention shifted from his notes to study you every so often. Whenever he altered the frequency of the vibrator, your resolve would fall just briefly and you’d allow yourself one shaky breath as your fists clenched and your eyebrows furrowed, desperately trying to fight the orgasm that had been creeping up on your for what felt like forever now. You were completely unaware of the vermillion eyes that would drift your way every time your face would scrunch or your hips would shift.

“And with that, we’re done for the day.” Zhongli’s concluding statement cut through your lewd thoughts. You let out a sigh of relief thinking about how you wanted nothing more than to get out of this meeting room and to the privacy of your own office. Zhongli returned to his spot at the table beside Kaeya and began gathering up his papers. The rest of the men also shuffled their stuff together, starting to stand from their seats and stretch.

“Say, Kaeya,” Childe’s voice cut through the shuffling. You watched in slow motion horror as he reached out and grabbed Kaeya’s phone that had been sitting face up on the table while Kaeya had stepped away from his seat to go return something he grabbed before the meeting. “What is this app you kept toying with throughout the meeting?” He asked as he examined Kaeya’s phone. Kaeya’s eyebrows furrowed as he tried to think of a way to draw Childe’s attention away from the phone without being obvious. As Kaeya opened his mouth to reply, Childe tapped something on the screen.

“Wait!” You and Kaeya exclaimed in unison but it was too late, the vibrator in between your legs kicked up a few notches and in a matter of seconds the orgasm that Kaeya had had you dancing around for the last half of this meeting came crashing down. You let out a loud, sultry moan as you ducked your head to keep some sense of your dignity as the men watched you clench your legs and squirm in your seat. Kaeya quickly made his way back to his phone and snatched it away from Childe, cutting off the vibrations. There were a few beats of silence as the men all watched you carefully while you caught your breath, head still lowered and hands still gripping the arms of your chair harshly. The realization of what just happened finally hit you as your head cleared. The fucked out expression on your face shifted to a mortified one as you tried to think of some sort of response.

Childe’s voice rang out hesitantly from the other side of the room, “uh, sorry..”

Instead of addressing his apology you used every ounce of courage in you to spit out a ‘please excuse me’ before getting up from your chair and promptly exiting the room. You ran for the nearest empty bathroom and locked yourself inside, suddenly thankful for the first time ever that your office had single person bathrooms. Your back hit the door as your head reeled from the events that just took place, embarrassment washing over you. I’m gonna get fired, you though bitterly, they probably think I’m disgusting. You slowly reached down and pulled back your underwear to see the soaked mess that had become your panties. You sighed, pulling them up again before your eyes met the mirror. Your appearance was disheveled: your lips were swollen from biting them to stifle your moans and your legs were still shaking from your recent orgasm.

A loud knock sounded on the door behind you. “(Name)?” Kaeya’s voice called out. “…I know you’re in there.” He added after a few moments of waiting for you to respond. You still didn’t answer his calls so he continued, “they’re all waiting for you to come back.” Your heart dropped. What does that mean? Are they going to discuss the consequences of your actions already? Why so soon? Couldn’t they wait and sleep on it?

You turned around hand gripping the door handle as you took a deep breath to calm your racing heartbeat, figuring it best to face this head on. You opened the door with a click only to be met with Kaeya’s fist inches from your face, evident that he was about to knock again. “There you are!” He quickly withdrew his knuckles and gave you a quick concerned once-over.

You glanced around nervously to make sure he was alone before slumping against him. He pulled you into his embrace as his way to apologize for the events that took place. He knows it was his bad to leave his phone out there like that, especially given the fact that Childe knows his passcode. He stroked your back a few times soothingly, allowing you to inhale his scent hoping that it would provide you some comfort.

“C’mon, let’s not keep them waiting.” He spoke after a few moments before gently taking your hand to lead you along behind him through the hallways. You approached the meeting room again in quick strides, your anxiety climbing higher and higher the closer you two got.

Kaeya stopped in front of the meeting room door and turned to face you, sensing your anxiousness. His hands grabbed your shoulders gently. “There’s no need to be nervous. You’re not going to get in trouble or anything of the sort, I’m certain of it.” He leaned forward and let his lips rest against your ear, “I’m also certain that they all had a boner when I left them. I mean who wouldn’t after the show you put on.” A shiver ran up your spine at his words. You opened and closed your mouth a few times trying to form some sort of response, but before you could he had turned around and pushed open the meeting room door.

“Where is she?” You heard Childe ask. You peaked over Kaeya’s shoulder into the room. The men had returned to the seats they had been in during the meeting.

“(Name).” Zhongli addressed you firmly when his gaze met yours. You squeaked and ducked behind Kaeya again. The man in front of you chuckled before taking a few steps into the room, motioning for you to follow. You swallowed thickly before taking a few tentative steps.

Kaeya closed the door behind you as you finally straightened your back and addressed the men in front of you. “Um…” you tried to keep eye contact with them to appear more collected than you actually were but quickly found your fleeting confidence fading. Instead, you settled for fixing you gaze on the ground in front of you. “I’m very sorry for what happened.”

“Did he force you into this?” Diluc’s question caught you off guard.

“N-no!” You stammered quickly. "He and I talked about it beforehand." You said assuredly, not wanting your actions to reflect worse on Kaeya than they already had. Your cheeks burned and your shoulders were tense. “I know it was very unprof-“

“(Name), come here.” The firm words from Diluc caught you off guard. You studied him for a second, trying to read his intentions. Kaeya finally took his own seat across the table from Diluc. You made your way past Thoma to where Diluc was sitting before you paused. Diluc patted his thigh to motion for you to sit there. It caught you way off guard. You noted how Kaeya was absolutely right, though you couldn’t see Childe or Zhongli, you could definitely see both Diluc and Thoma were noticeably hard. You went to straddle his thighs but he stopped you. “Other way.” You turned yourself around and settled against him with your back flush with his chest. It took everything in you not to grind against his boner that was even more noticeable now that it was pressed against you.

His lips met the shell of your ear. “Is this alright?” He asked, fingers hovering over you, waiting for your permission for him to touch you. You nodded, swallowing thickly and his hands came into contact with your skin. Diluc’s fingers worked to hike your skirt up. He let his fingertips ghost up and down your outer thigh a few times, pressing a kiss to your neck. He pushed his chair back from the table and spread your legs wide to make sure the other guys could see what he was doing to you. He stopped again briefly as his fingers came to rest on the edge of your panties, waiting for your go ahead before pushing them down your thigh. He paused to admire the string of slick that connected your sex to your underwear. You didn’t even have time to feel embarrassed before Thoma let out a groan beside you at the sight. Diluc continued working your panties down your legs until he slipped them off completely and tossed them on the table in front of you two. Next, his hands reached down and pulled the vibrator out of your cunt that Kaeya had stuffed in there with a quiet squelching noise. He held it up and examined the way it was coated completely in your arousal.

“I can turn it on, if you want.” Kaeya offered as he watched the scene in front of him intently. His signature cocky smirk had returned as he noticed how wet he had gotten you with his vibrator.

“Please do.” Diluc answered, turning his attention from the toy back to your cunt. “May I?” He whispered in your ear as the hand not holding the toy traced the skin below your bellybutton down to the area just above your clit and back up again.

“U-uh..” you hesitated, gauging the reactions from the men around you. Zhongli’s gaze was fixated on you. He was leaning forward on his elbows, his fingers locked together resting over his mouth. His irises looked like they were quite literally glowing as he drank in the sight of you. Otherwise, he looked completely calm. His breath was slow and steady and he was relatively still.

Childe had never looked more relaxed in his life. He was slouched against his chair, one ankle crossed over his knee and his elbows resting on the arms of the chair. His boner couldn’t be any more obvious as his eyes languidly trailed up your body, down your body, and back up again. He was truly basking in the sight in front of him.

When your gaze shifted to Kaeya he made sure to hold eye contact with you. He licked his lips seductively, eyes trailing down your body before snapping back up to your complete the eye contact again as he sent you a wink.

If there were any doubt left in your mind after looking at those three, that was all dispelled when your eyes drifted over to Thoma. He already had his cock free and was pumping himself slowly as his eyes stayed fixated on you. His cheeks were flush and his breath was fast, and the tip of his cock looked deliciously red as you watched his thumb swipe over it.

It had only taken you a few moments to be sure that none of the men in front of you were uncomfortable with what was happening before you gave Diluc the go ahead. A simple, but firm, 'yes' left your lips and in mere seconds the vibrator that he was holding roared to life, courtesy of Kaeya of course. He pressed it to your clit and immediately you mewled, back arching off his chest. You rocked your hips against the device and in turn also rocked yourself against Diluc’s boner that was growing harder by the second.

“D-Diluc,” you whined. “I want you inside of me.” You panted, focusing on grinding against him. He hummed at your request, pressing a few more open mouth kisses up your neck. Your eyebrows were furrowed and your mouth parted slightly.

“Let me prep you first.” He stated, shifting his arm and wrapping it under your thigh so he could insert two fingers into you. Your slick coated them easily, allowing him to add a third finger. He stretched you as much as he could slowly and gently, pumping his fingers in and out of you. After a few moments he pulled them away from your cunt before putting his fingers, now coated in your slick, up to your mouth. You took them in without hesitation, sucking and licking them. “Good.” Diluc praised. You locked eyes with Zhongli first, then you moved to Childe. Childes hand had also found it’s way inside his pants and was pumping himself lazily as he watched you.

You released Diluc’s now clean fingers from your mouth. “Unzip me.” He instructed, one hand working to unbutton your blouse the other one still had the vibrator pressed to your clit. You reached under you and unzipped his pants, hand trailing along his clothed dick eagerly. You pushed down his underwear and leaned forward to allow room for his cock to sprang free. You pushed back and let yourself rub against him eagerly.

He finally withdrew the vibrator from your clit so he could put both his hands on your hips to guide you onto him. He let out a low groan as he sank into you, your walls clenching around him. He bottomed out and allowed you to just sit there like that for a few moments to adjust to the girth he had. Slowly, he lifted your hips before sliding you back down again. You let out a wanton moan at the feeling of his cock sliding in and out of you. Diluc finally replaced the vibrator on your clit again, causing your thighs to tense around him. You placed your hands on his knees and took the lead lifting yourself up and down, slowly speeding up as the slightly painful stretch was replaced with immense pleasure. Beside you, Thoma moaned your name, matching his pace to yours as he worked himself to his own orgasm. Kaeya upped the speed of the vibrator again, enjoying watching you squirm around Diluc's cock.

Zhongli had even taken to pleasuring himself, his stoic expression fixated on watching as Diluc disappeared into your heat only to come back out again coated in your arousal. You were positively drenching Diluc's cock, leaving a wet spot on the chair underneath you two. Moans — hng, a-ah, mmh~ — left your lips as Diluc's other hand found your nipple, toying with it. Your legs started shaking as you got closer to your orgasm, but you tried to push through it to continue riding Diluc. He picked up on your fatigue quick though, and in return he lifted you up and bent you over the table in front of him, grabbing your hips from behind and pushing back into you. You moaned his name again, cheek squished against the hard tabletop, hands splayed beside your head.

"Diluc! I'm gon- I'm gonna c-" you desperately tried to choke out, feeling another strong orgasm coming on as the man slammed into you over and over. His tip curved perfectly into your sweet spot, making you arch your back. He groaned again at the feeling of your smooth walls throbbing around him.

"Let go, angel." You heard him murmur behind you. With one loud whine, your walls clamped around him as you creamed all over his cock. He let out a low 'fuck' as he was launched into his own orgasm, burying himself inside of you before filling you up with his seed. You glanced behind you to watch as Thoma coated his own hand with his cum, moaning your name loudly. Childe had also made a mess out of his shirt when he shot his semen in spurts all over it. Zhongli's hand was still working himself under his dress pants — and then you noticed Kaeya. Kaeya hadn't bothered to touch himself at all, cocky smirk plastered on his face as he stood up from his chair while you and Diluc caught your breaths.

"Is it my turn now?" Kaeya mused as he took slow deliberate strides toward you. This was going to be a long night.

[lucielerror]

Silly SAGAU Snippets

I saw a few authors sharing their sagau-ish experiences with genshin after I started writing sagau so here I am... because I'm having a block with my Aether angst sob sob, have this instead (just so you know, I refuse to do my ar45 ascension quest unless im desperate enough for primos) an AU where they also know of other players, but you're their fave :d

Xiao's ult damage getting higher??? Plus his elemental bursts too??? I keep seeing the crit damage achievement slowly getting higher (KINDA PROUD OF HIM THO COS HE'S MY FIRST AND ONLY SOMEWHAT BUILT CHARACTER) And my spoilt 5*

He just had to show you how valuable he is. You almost forgot about him so now that you've given him his weapons, artefacts and materials, he finally has the power to make sure you can't replace him with weaker characters. Of course he can't just make his damage shootall the way up, you might get suspicious (or not... he knows you'll simply be happy when you see higher numbers and might not even question it).

When I told literally all my friends who played genshin, I'll pull on Ayaka's banner just for Razor cons, and Razor cons came home twice in one 10 pull:D

You? Wanted? Him? Normal Razor? Razor... nothing amazing... But you said you want him. Razor feel happy. Want you to also be happy. He help. He make sure. So he catch 2 purple shooting stars for you. :D

On the same day(before I pulled for Ayato on main), I went on my 2nd account(where I planned on pulling for Ayato) and I SAW A GOLD SHOOTING STAR and DILUC APPEARED ADGJKJVB?!?!?!! (below 10) I've always been raving about how I didn't mind losing my 50/50 to Diluc cos I wanted him and he just?!?!

Are you sure? He knows not many people want him nowadays and the amount of disappointed sighs and annoyance towards him increase more each day. But seeing and hearing you so excited, not a drop of annoyance in your tone, asking him to come home like that? How could he resist. It's fine, Ayato will probably have his own solo banner in the future again. So just this once, he'll be selfish.

Ok, guys, listen. On Ayato's banner right, I actually didn't plan on pulling for him on my main cos I wanted to save just in case. But I was tempted into pulling simple because I had 10 intertwined fates and I SAW A GOLD SHOOTING STAR AND BOOM AYATO?!?!?!?! (below 10, that's all I'm saying)

Diluc, that conniving rascal. That was supposed to be him. It's fine. Honestly, he's a little peeved that you didn't want him on your main... and you really wanted Xingqiu over him? A 4* over a 5*? Ridiculous. He'll show you just how great he is. And how could he let you, a bubble tea addict, let you be? He knows you'll stare at him more often(to wait for his idle animation) and boy does that boost his ego.

Also managed to secure Ayaka at low pity(below 50👀) even when I really didn't plan for her on coming home

She's happy for her brother! How could she not when there's a chance for someone to represent the Kamisatos? Just... she's a little jealous... how easily Ayato caught that gold star... (She's not going to think about how you didn't even plan on getting her, nope.)Oh! But, she thinks she can catch one too! It just took her a little longer than her brother, but it's fine!

Was doing the Azhdaha domain for my Yanfei talents materials and Xiao earned himself a cool 7% anemo dmg bonus gladiator piece...

He will not admit he's getting greedier. He just... he just wants to help your team, that's all. You liked not dying before your enemies, so logically, you'd want stronger characters, right? So, just for today, he'll take a nice artefact for himself. (He ignores the pride blooming in his chest when you opened your chat to scream to your friend how perfect it was for him.)

In conclusion, the 5-stars want attention because I like the 4-stars more.

I probably have more but I need to sleep anbdkkwkd anyways, yes, expect some writings about these in the future because I wanna thank genshin for treating me so good :d

[jade-parcels]

head full,,,,,,, ur fatherhood headcanons got me thinking about pregnant mc and them feeling the baby kick for the first time and calling the boys over to feel and i am just,, baby fever is in high gear rn

Feeling their baby kick for the first time

With: Xiao, Childe, Baizhu and Diluc

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Xiao:

Xiao is very wary of you while you’re pregnant. He doesn’t want his karma to hurt the baby but his resolve often crumbles when you look at him so sadly and ask for him to come lay with you

“They baby is awfully active right now” you tell him, resting your hand on your stomach to feel little bumps and rolls as the baby moves around

Xiao reaches up to do the same and hesitates, his hand only connecting with your skin when you pull his hand over. It’s as if the baby knows it’s him because it starts kicking harder than before

He’s never touched the baby before so this is a strange, new sensation for him. First, he’s happy to feel his kid move but then he worries about you “I think she knows how much you love her…She always kicks a lot when you’re around”

Xiao doesn’t often cry…This time he allows a few happy tears to run down his cheeks as he embraces you and his child…His family

Childe:

You’re sat at his side while he’s giving instructions to a room full of new recruits. Now that you’re pregnant, Ajax doesn’t like you roaming the fatui headquarters alone

You can feel that the baby is more active than usual, probably cause of all the ruckus in the room. When you pull your coat closer around yourself and rest your hand on your stomach, you gasp in surprise when you feel a big kick!s

Of course, Ajax whips around so fast he nearly gives himself whiplash “What? What, is something wrong??” In those two seconds he went from Big and Scary Tartaglia to Ajax the family man

You grab his hand and press it to your stomach, letting him feel the baby’s kicks too. He smiles so big and rests his forehead against yours “Всем выйти! Go on! Dismissed!” He gets up to close the door behind everyone, hurrying back to your side to bask in this moment with you

“Wow…We’ve got a strong one on our hands huh? Those are some powerful kicks for such a little guy…” Ajax is so soft for you and your baby :’) he isn’t afraid to drop work when he needs to be by your side…or when he just wants to be :)

Baizhu:

Baizhu is very involved with your pregnancy, he listens to the baby’s heartbeat every other day, makes sure you’re not exerting yourself and making sure you’re eating enough for the two of you

You still remember when he, very shyly, asked to be the one to deliver the baby :’) hes helped deliver babies before but this…is a special baby :’)

Qiqi is by your side, helping you sort herbs when you feel a strong kick out of nowhere. Qiqi is immediately worried, reaching over to touch your arm with her cold hands “Qiqi will get Baizhu…Stay here” you try to tell her that you’re okay but she won’t listen, she had given herself orders early on so that if you were ever in pain, she would go get Baizhu immediately

Sure enough, Baizhu hurries to your side “Oh dear, Qiqi said you were in a lot of pain” “I never said that!” “That’s what she told me, dearest” “I’m not hurt, I was just surprised is all” you explain

You take Baizhu’s hand and hold it to your stomach “Here, wait a moment…Maybe he’ll do it again…”

Just when you think the baby won’t kick again, it does!! Baizhu looks just as surprised as you had a few minutes ago “My my, looks like someone is growing stronger than I anticipated” he smiles fondly and presses a kiss to your forehead “How sweet…So strong, just like you…”

Diluc:

Before bed, you both enjoy reading or chatting. Tonight, Diluc insists on reading you a new short story recently published by a famous author in Liyue

You snuggle up together, Diluc wrapping an arm around you and resting a hand on your stomach as he reads

You’re about to nod off when you feel the baby start moving. It’s a bit annoying that it’s so active at night but you can never be upset for more than a moment or so. The baby is practically doing cartwheels in there and Diluc marks the page, turning his attention to you instead

“Why did you stop? I think Diluc Jr. quite liked your storytelling capabilities” Diluc chuckles and rolls his eyes, kissing your cheek “How many times must we have this talk? Diluc Jr. is an awful name, it doesn’t exactly flow off the tongue easily” the two of you laugh and are interrupted by a series of kicks from the baby

This is the first time Diluc has been around to feel it happen, usually he’s out at the tavern at night when the baby is most active

“Oh…my archons…Oh wow” he whispers, looking up at you again, not really knowing what to say. You fill the silence for him, reaching over to take the book and read from where he left off, snuggled into his arms with matching dopey grins

[genshinlover101]

Hi ! How are you? I hope you have some rest! I wanted if it was ok to ask a 2nd time, with my 3 wives: Eula, Jean an Sara (you can add more if you want), where they accuse the reader for something they never did, they are very mad, said some horrible stuff (be cruel :3), R break down or cry and say she/they want to break up and leave. When they will know the thrust they will try to get R back, it’s up to you to write an happy or sad ending ! Thank you and take care ^^

Her Falsely Accusing You

Character: Eula, Jean, Sara x gn!reader

Warnings: none

A/n: Hi I’m doing well, I hope you’re resting easy too

ahaha I picked a bad ending on accident lololol I hope that’s okay

• Eula heard strange news floating around Mondstadt, something about her lover not even liking her around. She would get mocked, people would laugh, and whisper more than usual. Something had to be going on.

• Eula felt dizzy when she stayed behind a corner, listening to you and a stranger discuss your relationship with Eula. You said disgusting things about her, things that made her want to throw up and gag upon hearing. 

• Eula would confront you immediately, she would stomp out to surround you in the dark alleyway. Her mental state was too clouded and hurt to believe anything that came from your mouth, what a load of shit. She swore vengeance on you no matter how hard you tried to convince her that you were set up.

Eula didn’t hesitate to reveal herself behind the corner, your head flashed towards the light at the end of the alleyway, your eyes shot open at the sight of your girlfriend. You looked at the stranger who had ushered you to say those horrible things. You didn’t mean them, you just recited what she had told you. With a grin, the stranger waved goodbye to you before speed walking out of the alleyway.

Eula stood there, even though she knew she deserved better after hearing you talk down on her like that, she couldn’t help but feel small. Her footing was close together, and her shoulders lowered along with her head, her hands holding each other as she fiddled with her thumbs. “Eula-,” you tried reaching out to her.

“I don’t want to hear it,” she said in a quiet voice. She wanted to scream, yell, shout at you, anything to make you regret saying what you had about her. But she couldn’t, if she looked at you she would break down crying. Despite all the negative things you’ve said, you were still the love of her life in her eyes.

You approached her, your hands held up trying to find the best way to pull her in for a hug. After a couple of shuffling you decided it would be best not to hug her, she probably wanted to be left alone, seek vengeance after hearing what you had said. You didn’t even want to make an excuse for yourself. “Am I not enough for you? You really feel so disgusted by me... that you can’t even hold me after that?” she whispered.

“Am I not enough for you?” Her voice became stronger. “After I left the Lawrence clan, I promised myself I wouldn’t do anything for anyone anymore. Then I came to the city and found you in a sea of people who hated me just for my name. The way you spoke my full name made me not hate myself as much, you made it sound so beautiful. But I guess even that was wishful thinking. Archons, I’m so stupid.”

You held yourself back, even if none of what she was saying was true. Nothing was going to convince her in this state. She didn’t want solutions or excuses, she wanted comfort... but not from you.

• Jean was directed via letter to go to the Dawn Winery for a private meeting with Diluc. He had told her to come alone as he recently discovered some disheartening information from his last journey to a domain flooded with Abyss members 

• What he told her broke her heart, a letter with an official seal to prove its truth. The evidence of your cooperation with the Abyss against Mondstadt clean on it. She didn’t know what to do. She trusted you with her entire being, only for you to discard it and play her for a fool.

• She held the letter with rage, crumping the corner up with her sheer grip. She knew she had to confront you as her loyalty to Mondstadt was stronger than to you. She wanted to believe you had some sort of excuse, but she knew it wouldn’t be enough to convince her otherwise.

Jean clutched the wall before going into your office, her stare at the marble floor in contemplation that this was indeed the cruel reality of things. She held her breathe too long and it made her heart break at such a thought, but the letter was proof of your crimes. There was no safety net that you could fall into.

She slammed the door open marching her way to your desk, her heels making a louder clack than normal. “Oh Jean, you startled me. What’s the matter dear?” you asked, a drop of sweat dripping down your forehead nervously. She slammed a paper down on the wooden desk.

“Can you explain this?” she asked you with a lump in her throat. You sat forward to analyze the familiar coffee-colored paper, the seal that you remembered burning onto the envelope made your eyes pop. You didn’t need to read the contents to know what this letter revealed. 

You had been working undercover recently against the Abyss, you couldn’t tell anyone because the more people knew about your plans, the more of a chance it would be public. So you had to hide it from everyone, including your lover. You sent letters to the Abyss entailing real information about the Knights of Favonius’ actions, but only to gain their trust. You planned on stabbing them in the back when the time came, but it was far too early. “I can explain-,” you stuttered.

“Explain what? There’s nothing you can explain because the damage is already done. I cannot pardon your actions as the Acting Grand Master, you know that,” she asserted interrupting you. Her eyes softened at you as her brows furrowed upwards. “What were you even thinking? All those late nights I stayed up working overtime to protect Mondstadt, only for all my plans to go downhill. I told you every detail because I trusted you. Now I realize how much of a fool I was."

• Sara heard rumors floating around the Narukami Shrine about some Tenryou officers that were manipulating the Shogun for her power. A little birdy told her it was those closest to her, people like you. 

• Sara didn’t want to believe it without proof, but sure enough after three days, she returned to the shrine. Only to receive news from official documents with Tenryou seals with evidence of your betrayal and corruption despite your pledges.

• Sara would be in disbelief, but she couldn’t argue against the facts. She didn’t serve Inazuma, she served the Shogun. Meaning despite it going against official order, she had to do what was right with the undeniable evidence, even though it was secretly made to frame you.

Sara gripped hard on the document in her hand, the paper crumpling under pressure, your handwriting being mushed together within the letter. She wasted no time after receiving the bad news, she was going to get to the bottom of this matter even if it costs her position as General.

Little did she know she was so corrupted by her sheer emotions that if given the opportunity to forgive you she wouldn’t take it. Her judgment clouded, all she could see was a haze of red. She burst into your room doors, you were sitting in bed reading a book as you normally did in your pastime, not expecting any visitors. “Sara? What brings you here?” you questioned. 

You saw her teeth grit, her bangs covering her eyes so you couldn’t make out her emotions. You noticed her knuckles clenching till they were white, a paper in her right hand. “What do you have there Sara?” you questioned, you had a pit in your stomach, a feeling that you already knew what it was even without asking.

“See for yourself traitor,” she threw the paper at you. The ink on the paper was unmistakably your handwriting, but you had no recollection of composing it. You read the contents of the letter, it was a letter of betrayal, you couldn’t believe your eyes. You looked up in fear, her actions more animated than normal. Just making eye contact with you made her want to throw up.

“Sara I-,” you tried to peep, explain whatever was in the letter. But you didn’t know yourself.

“How dare you,” she muttered. Her eyes glossy, a vein popping from her neck, you could tell she was fighting hard to keep back her tears. “You could’ve just told me... d-did you really have to lie to me?” Her voice grew more sentimental, it was more than just a situation of terrorism, it was a broken heart.

[meili-sheep]

Oh my god, who out of the harem would be able to keep up with Diluc’s workout--

Definitely Itto, my mans stupid strong and an oni. Probably Childe as well, not immediately but give him a couple weeks and he'll be good.

Zhongli maybe???? Lol it might remind him of Adeptus training AHAHA

Other than them, noone else comes to kind lol

So Itto would keep up and love working out with Diluc. Totally a hype man, though. And the rest of the gang have tried the workout and now live in fear of it.

Childe can finish it. But he finishes the toned-down version. Childe's more about speed. And Diluc's strength training would take him a few days to recover from. Here is the thing. Childe is probably the most energetic about the workout. Like Itto, he loves working out with Diluc, but he also loves how much stronger he feels after.

Zhongli definitely can keep up, and it really does remind him of the old days of working with everyone to prepare for battles. He tends to get distracted by this, though. And well, he also gets distracted but how hard Diluc is working and how focused he is. So he'll start with Diluc but ends up stopping part way through to go and fetch Diluc something to drink for when he finishes up. My man's in retirement. He's trying to enjoy it.

I love Albedo. But he's chalk. No way in hell.

I already talked about Ayato in the last ask about the Bridge and the workout.

Eula as a knight has gone through Diluc's 14-year-old workout when she was punished once and has vowed vengeance on Diluc but making him go through her work training routine. He's awful at it by way. But does it cause Eula looks happy when they are up in the snow together.

Thoma saw Diluc's work out when they were a kid. He knows he can never do it, so he just ensures that Diluc gets enough water and always comes out with a towel when Diluc is finished.

Xiao also can do the workout. And only really does it to be with Diluc. He likes keeping an eye on him and ensuring he's not hurting himself. And he does like seeing Diluc look so focused and working so hard to protect his city. It's really endearing to Xiao.

[xiaosmoon]

tending to their injuries

pairings: childe, diluc, & albedo x gn!reader

warnings/content: mentions of blood, angst, fluff

-> childe

childe is a very rowdy person, always looking for a fight. so it's not a surprise when he's at your doorstep with that idiotic grin of his while blood is seeping through his clothes

tonight's injuries were worse than last weeks. "childe i'm going to murder you." you mumbled grabbing his hand and dragging him inside. you shut the door behind him before shoving him into your bathroom, not making eye contact the entire way there

childe sat down on the toilet seat and began removing his shirt, but stopped when he felt a sharp stabbing pain in his shoulder. "you probably pulled it." you sighed. you removed his shirt for him and tossed it in the bathtub. you did not need a bloody shirt on your floor.

"you can't murder me if you're playing nurse." he half joked, trying to keep back his whining as you applied an alcohol wipe to his chest. "stop- stop talking." you weren't in any mood for jokes or teasing tonight. you were tired. you were so beyond tired. childe getting beat up and coming to your house at dusk was becoming routine. it was only time before he met the wrong opponent– someone stronger than him. it was a terrifying thought to think that one night he wouldn't come back.

you kept your head down while applying bandages to his torso so he couldn't see the tears threatening to spill from your eyes. childe noticed your unsteady, slightly shaking hands finishing the bandages. he reached up to gently hold your wrist. "y/n?" he said barely above a whisper.

and there you broke. tears ran down your cheek and you collapsed to the floor, sobbing your heart out. "i- i cant do this anymore childe! you cant, you cant keep doing this to me." the cracks and pain in your voice stabbed childe in the heart, stronger than any jab he felt tonight.

childe, as quickly as he could with his state, lowered himself to the floor and hugged your shaking body tightly. his arms wrapped around you in a protective manner and kissed your head as you continued to bawl. "i'm sorry. i'm so sorry y/n." he whispered in your ear, trying to hold back his own tears. you hid your face in the crook of his neck, tears spilling onto his bare skin.

once you had calmed down a bit, you raised your head so your eyes could meet his bright blue ones. his eyes were watery. he placed his hands on either side of your face and wiped your cheeks.

childe leaned foreword, his forehead rested against yours and closed his eyes. "i promise, i'll stop. for you i'll be more careful. just- just don't let me be the reason you cry."

-> diluc

it was already 3 am. he should be home already. so where is he?

you understand diluc's duties as the dark knight hero, and you admired his desire to protect mondstadt, but some nights he worried you to death.

like this one, when he promised he would be home sooner but instead he's an hour late.

you were sitting by the fire in the main room when you heard the door swing wide open, it startled you and you were ready to take down the intruder, but you let out a gasp when you realized it was diluc who was clutching his side, bent over.

you rush over to his side and put his arm over your shoulder for support. "oh my diluc, what happened to you." you barely managed to speak. you helped him walk to the couch (he was really heavy, thank goodness you didn't fall) where you were just at and lay him down carefully.

"nothing to worry about dear, just a scratch." the pain in his voice and the amount of blood told you otherwise. "don't you dare move, i'll go fetch the kit." you rushed to the bathroom and back in the speed of light. diluc was already removing his coat and shirt. you let out a noise of worry when you saw the big gash on diluc's side. it was bloody and gross, but nothing you couldn't fix.

diluc looked exhausted and was on the verge of sleep, but you had to keep him awake. "don't fall asleep, tell me what happened." you started cleaning the infected area and diluc flinched and let out a unpleasant groan. "it was just a damned abyss mage. i turned- ow, i turned my back for one second and it got me." his voice did not sound like his own. it was breathless and deeper.

you finished bandaging his wound. you let your fingers roam the now bandaged area before bringing diluc's hand up to your cheek. he welcomed your touch and held your cheek delicately. "thank you love." he mumbled, giving you a tired smile. "i'll go grab a blanket. rest here for tonight. i'll be on the chair if you need anything." you stood up to go grab the blankets, but before you could take another step, diluc had grabbed your hand. "i love you." he said, closing his eyes. you smile before bending down and pressing a kiss to his forehead. "i love you too."

-> albedo

albedo is always careful in everything he does. he works with the utmost care and is always organized. he almost never misplaces his ingredients in the lab. key word: almost.

so when sucrose handed him the vile he asked for, the explosion he had concocted by accident was extremely bright & very hot, taking albedo by surprise. he fell backwards onto the shards of glass from the vile. they littered his arm and blood was spilling out, dropping onto the floor

sucrose gasped at the sight and quickly ran to fetch you, who was just outside of dragonspine at the base before albedo could even get a word out. "y/n!" her yelling and running towards you startled everyone at the base. "sucrose? what is it? what's wrong?" you placed your hands on her shoulders to help calm her down. sucrose rested her hands on her knees, trying to catch her breath. "it's, it's mister albedo, he injured himself. please- come quickly." you sat sucrose down on a chair, calling a few of the researchers to help her.

you on the other hand, make a run for albedo's campsite. if sucrose came running all the way down here, it has to be bad. the snow was making it hard for you to get their fast, but your determination and worry for albedo kept you going. once you approach albedos location, you found him sitting on a chair, picking the shards of glass out of his skin. "albedo, oh my goodness." your voice caused albedo to snap his head in your direction. you quickly ran to his side, stopping him from picking anymore glass.

you sighed in relief. "it's just glass. sucrose made it seem like your heart was out of your chest your something." you mumbled, examining albedo's arm carefully. albedo grinned to himself. "i tried to stop her, but she ran before i could say anything."

you carefully extract the pieces of glass before you begin to the clean the wounds. albedo explained how his experiment went wrong at his own expense. "you should really be more careful 'bedo. what if it's worse next time?" you softly scold him as you finish up the last bandage. "what if it was something more dangerous? what if-" you let out a squeal as albedo pulled you down on to his lap before you could get out another word.

your back was now pressed against his chest. he pressed a loving kiss to the crook of your neck. "thank you love. i'll be more careful next time, promise."

[albaedhoe]

genshin ward

“modern hospital!au with the genshin characters as your patients and coworkers”

gender neutral reader

warning : mentions of blood, needles and death

feel free to send in your own thoughts and hcs!!

albedo definitely works as either a diagnostician or the in-hospital pharmacy technician. either way, i can see albedo giving advice on treatment and prescription that might help relieve a patient’s condition. works more for the children’s ward. you greet him with coffee every time you know he’s on shift, knowing that he probably hasn’t slept in a while. you cant convince me that he doesn’t experiment with the defective or expired meds. he shows you his own recent discoveries on certain combinations and you tell him to go to a proper research facility. you often wonder how such a genius ended up as only a pharmacist rather than a chemical engineer.

i think diluc would work as an adult nurse solely because of the fact that he’s patient, kind and the elderly aren’t scared of him unlike the children- though he doesn’t look like it, he enjoys listening to their stories and past. he’s the person you usually chat with during your breaks. you’re often seen re-doing his ponytail or just styling his hair at the break room. normally is the one who does the heavy lifting at his ward.

klee was sent to the hospital for cardiomyopathy, a disease where the heart muscles have been stretched or thickened, making it extremely hard for blood to pump through the body. though it’s very rare for children, klee was just unlucky. because of her rather rambunctious behaviour, you’ve put her on a strict rule of no extreme movement around the hospital and can only walk around with the supervision of a nurse. it makes you happier knowing she’s taken a liking towards albedo. you often see her colouring a book near where albedo can keep watch of her. if albedo isn’t on shift then she mostly clings onto you when she can. she claims that the other doctors are not as kind or forgiving as you are. because of her comment, you start to debate the employment of some of your fellow staff.

venti is a frequent visitor to your hospital. you see him perform some songs at the nursery, soothing and entertaining all the kids and babies. when he’s not performing for the children, he’s visiting his twin brother (nameless bard, not canon) in a private room, away from all the chaos and noise of the hospital. his brother has been in a coma for almost four years now. a car crash. you can tell that the anniversary of the accident is near when you can hear slow and melancholic music from the corridor leading to his room. you sometimes offer him a drink that he favours the day of the anniversary. in exchange, he would tell you his favourite childhood memories of him and his twin.

kazuha is for sure a children’s nurse. the children see him as a person they can really talk to without feeling intimidated or scolded for what they say. he’s so gentle and calm when giving the kids their injections, even going out of his way to hold them close if they’re really scared. gives them lollipops since they’ve been so brave! during playtime and he’s in charge of the activities for that day, he teaches the kids how to make haikus and expanding their vocabulary. at the end of the day the children give kazuha their haikus. he puts them into an album and cherishes them. when the two of you are on lunch break, he excitedly shows you all the new haikus he got from the kids. you laugh at his over excitement, you’re glad he’s finally settled into the hospital. you think back to the treatment he recieved at his former hospital but you shoved those thoughts aside and nodded along to the stars in his eyes.

bennett would also be a frequent visitor of the hospital, always covered with scratches, gashes and bruises everywhere. you nag at him to be careful next time, though, you know he’ll be rushing in in a few days, but you don’t say that. poor boy is the unluckiest person you’ve met. once, when he walks into the ER casually, you asked him what happened this time and he says that he was in the forest exploring, tripped down a hill and splashed into a river. you’re glad it isn’t as bad this time.

just because he’s a family man, i think that childe would also be a child nurse heh. he can easily give the children the same energy back at them without much effort, but he knows when to put his foot down once things get out of hand. because he builds such a close relationship with the kids, he’s absolutely devastated when he learns a child doesn’t survive a surgery. he thinks of his own younger siblings and it breaks his heart even more. you can find him in the laundry room, where it’s quiet and only the whirs of the washing machine can cover up his chocked sobs. you allow him to have some days off because you know that if you don’t, he’d be more snappy and impatient with the children. you tell him that he becomes like this because it’s a coping mechanism he’s developed after experiencing such an intense feeling of grief. his mind wants to cut all relationships he’s built with the children so he doesn’t have to experience such a thing again. he denies it but you know he’s saying this in attempts to convince himself that he’s okay. he’s not. you tell him that death is not something anyone gets used to but instead become stronger against, after all, it’s part of his job and if he ever wants to change professions you’re happy to recommend him to other wards.

my knowledge in health care and medicine is limited so sorry for any inaccuracies.

[bumbleklee]

diluc as a single dad hcs - sfw

my friend mains diluc and i have qiqi and all we do is talk about an alternate universe where diluc is a single dad to qiqi and it makes me cry (つω`｡) annnnnyways here’s some general diluc as a single dad hcs with a daughter whose around 4. hope you enjoy <3

if diluc was a single dad, something happened to his partner (he wasn’t careless enough to knock someone up from a one night stand)

part of him wanted to give the baby up for adoption - how could he raise a daughter on his own? 

but another part of him (the stronger part) told him that without this baby, diluc would have no purpose and that she had to be a sign from his own father

so, diluc made the decision to become the best dad ever

when she’s a baby, diluc messes up a lot

once he had to make her bottle four times because it was too hot or too cold or he forgot to put the bag inside of the bottle

but slowly, he adjusts to his new life and was often seen wearing his daughter in a wrap around his chest around mondstadt

he put aside his animosity with the knights of favonius for the sake of his daughter and only for the sake of his daughter

jean taught diluc how to do hairstyles other than a ponytail, like braiding and pigtails, and lisa gifted diluc a plethora of children’s books

diluc even let kaeya into her life, under supervision of course, because he realized it would be selfish to keep his daughter’s family away

his daughter really liked kaeya and although diluc would never admit it, he was glad

she befriends klee too and it makes diluc anxious,

she’s pretty self-sufficient even at four but diluc still babies her (because she’ll always be his baby, no matter how old she is)

he’s always buying her things even if she doesn’t need them

her toys are literally overflowing their bin and she rarely rewears clothes because diluc just buys her new outfits weekly

his daughter hides behind diluc’s legs 90% of the time they’re out in public

either that or she’ll tug on his arm until he lifts her up so she can sit on her hip and hide her face in his chest

she probably doesn’t like thunder so when it’s storming really bad, she’ll sneak out of her bed and crawl into diluc’s and hide under his blankets so when he wakes up there’s just a lump next to him

and some days when it’s really bad, she’ll wake him up so he can hold her and cover her ears from the loud sounds outside

diluc doesn’t yell

not that his daughter ever does anything to warrant yelling (he taught her to be very behaved) 

but she’s a kid and she can’t always be perfect so in the rare event that she’s in trouble, diluc will kneel down to her eye-level and scold her in a very calming, soft manor instead of being angry

he’s just super understanding and patient with her because he knows children need special attention

like if she’s sitting at the bar at angel’s share and she accidentally breaks a glass, diluc will just shrug his shoulders and tell her to be careful

diluc dances in the kitchen with her on saturday mornings and she has to stand on his feet so she doesn’t trip

and when he has to work the bar on weekend nights, his thoughts are filled with his daughter

he knows she’s okay and she’s probably having a fun time with barbara and jean but he just misses her

so when he gets home, he always gives her the biggest hug and only lets go when he feels her pushing his face away

diluc can only smile, wondering how he ever even considered giving away the light of his life

a/n: if u want more of these or a one-shot/story based around single dad diluc (or any other character) just lmk cause this is my favorite thing to write about lmfao