#she's peed 27 times today. probably 28 or 29 by the time we go to bed.

[hazard-and-friends]

calling vet tomorrow to ask AGAIN to check for a UTI, no this is not normal puppy peeing this is insane

[bobasheebaby]

125 How I Met Your Mother Prompts

More prompts this one is mega long but broken up by character. I think it’s a pretty good mix of funny and angsty. Break at 15.

Barney Stinson

1 “You know what NAME needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.”

2 “A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.”

3 “ It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”

4 “Suit up!”

5 “Believe it or not, I was not always as I am today.”

6 “I realized that I'm searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.”

7 “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest boy/girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”

8 “Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary unless your friends are there to see it.”

9 “Three days. We wait three days to call a man/woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait... True story.”

10 “There’s three rules of cheating: 1. It’s not cheating if you’re not the one who’s married. 2. It’s not cheating if his/her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if he’s/she’s from a different area code.”

11 “I peed in an alley which happened to have a church which I did not see because I was drunk.”

12 “I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?” “I guess, because you're almost as messed up as I am.”

13 “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”

14 “Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.”

15 “Here’s the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.”

16 “God, it’s me, NAME. What up? I know we don’t talk much, but I know a lot of guys/girls call out your name because of me.”

17 “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can’t. You’re way out of practice and he’s/she’s way too hot for you. So, remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t. Go get ‘em, tiger!”

18 “De — wait for it — nied! Denied! We’re goin’ out tomorrow night.”

19 “Step six is called purg— wait for it. Keep waiting. Keep waiting for all of eternity only to discover that there’s no escape —atory.”

20 “I think tonight is going to be de — wait for it — lightful.”

21 “Ted, tonight is gonna be — wait for it — dary! Wait, no, that’s not it. How do I usually say it?”

22 “You watch, NAME, tonight is going to be legen— it’s the night we stole a camel! Which means it will be full of drama —dary.”

23 “I’m just gonna grab this star to put on top of the tree. It’s gonna be legend— wait for it —merry.”

24 “Haaaave you met NAME?”

25 “Challenge accepted!”

Robin Scherbatsky

26 “Oh, come on, ref! I haven't seen that much hooking go unpunished since my last trip to Vegas.“

27 “Just be yourself. Say something nice.” “Which one? I can't do both.”

28 “Before you know it, you'll be marrying a man/woman who once ate a vanilla-scented candle!” “That was on me. I shouldn't have left it in the kitchen. Though, it was lit. Man, he/she dumb.”

29 “Destined? Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny, NAME? Isn't it time to make your own destiny?“

30 “NAME was great.” “Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass.” “You mean you?” “Thank you!”

31 “Oh, we're busting apple bags? I can bust apple bags.“

32 “NAME, I am not ready for them to find out about us.” “Then you're gonna have to stay in there for the entire trilogy. Don't worry, it's only 382 minutes.” “Nerd!”

33 “You know NAME? Been thinking about it. Guess it's kind of nice you're such a bad-ass.” “It's pretty bad-ass you're so nice, NAME.”

34 “14 seconds! And already some dingdong is stepping up, thinking he can get some of this broke off.”

35 “But timing is a bitch.”

36 “Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.“

37 “There's something between us. Maybe my head was saying, 'nip it in the bud', because my heart was saying something else ...”

38 “I just finished a seven-day cleanse.” “I thought you just started that yesterday.” “I finished early, okay?”

39 “NAME! I just had a great idea!” “Oh, do whatever you want to me, just don't wake me up.”

40 “Okay, I've missed you. Not in a 'we're gonna make out' way, not even in an 'I forgive you' way. Just in an 'I've missed you' way.”

41 “I may not love you the way you love me, but I do love you.”

42 “But ... umm.”

43 “Why am I constantly looking for reasons not to be happy?”

44 “Oh, that’s right. I’m alone.”

45 “I’m gonna give you summer teeth ... some’re here, some’re there.”

46 “You can’t run back to the past because it’s familiar.”

47 “Nobody asked you, NAME.”

48 “It’s one thing to not want something. It’s another to be told you can’t have it.”

49 "I am never going to have closure. Okay, closure doesn't exist."

50 “You are going to miss out on something great.”

Ted Mosby

51 "If you're not scared then you're not taking a chance. And if you're not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing anyway?"

52 “You can ask the universe for signs all you want but ultimately we'll only see what we want to see...when we're ready to see it.”

53 "Nothing good happens after 2:00 am… when 2:00 am rolls around, just go home and go to sleep."

54 "The more you fight it, the worse it’s gonna get. It’s like when your car slides on ice, you steer into the skid."

55 "Sorry, Peter. We're grown ups now, we can't fly to Nevrland with you anymore."

56 "I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. Do you go to a gym?"

57 "People make fun of the guy/girl who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is that guy/girl is a genius.”

58 “Love doesn't make sense! You can't logic your way into or out of it. Love is totally nonsensical. But we have to keep doing it or else we're lost and love is dead, and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do.”

59 “Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.”

60 “There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen.”

61 “There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the guy/girl of your dreams and the day you marry him/her.”

62 ““I’m crazy about you. I think we should be together. What do you say?” “Yes. No. Maybe.” “Those are the three options.”

63 “The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life.”

64 “It's kind of insane how much happened in just a day and a half.”

65 “Whether a gesture's charming or alarming, depends on how it's received.”

66 “Because sometimes even if you know how something's gonna end that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.”

67 “Shouldn't we hold out for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks but actually kinda likes them?”

68 “I used to be in such a hurry all the time. Everything was so urgent. Now I figured, if it's going to happen it'll happen when it happens. I'm not going anywhere, he’s/she's not going anywhere. What's the rush, right?”

69 “I think for the most part if you're really honest with yourself about what you want out of life, life gives it to you.”

70 “We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends, that in those rare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up being.”

71 “You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward.”

72 “I'm sorry, when I'm excited I abbreviate words I shouldn't.”

73 “We gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.”

74 “When you believe in people, people come through.”

75 “If you love something, you can never let it go. Not even for a second. Or it's gone forever.“

76 “Hey ref! Check your voicemail, I think you've missed a few calls!“

77 “Turns out, when you projectile vomit on skates, you roll right into the spray.“

78 “NAME, if you asked a hundred people: 'Who's the worst person you could possibly date?' They'd all say 'your therapist', except the ones saying 'NAME'.”

79 “Sometimes our best decisions are the ones that don't make any sense at all.“

80 “We've always been a trio! We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred. Romeo and Juliet and the apothecary. Salt and pepper and cumin.“

Lily Aldrin

81 “You guys dated before. That time counts. The clock doesn't reset to zero. It un-pauses from where you left off.”

82 “We struggle so hard to hold on to these things that we know are gonna disappear eventually. And that’s really noble.”

83 “You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.”

84 “I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to really know it's a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say 'yep, that was a mistake.' So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake, because then you'd go your whole life not knowing if something is a mistake or not.”

85 “Yes, I'm in a rotten mood. No, I don't want to talk about it. Yes, this has booze in it. No, it's not my first.”

86 “The 'no more surprises'-thing is the best part of being married.”

87 “So, what do you want to do tonight? Drink ourselves blind, set a car on fire? Oh, watch a movie that doesn't start with a desk lamp jumping on top of a capital 'I'?”

88 “Baby, you're like 20 slutty chicks all rolled into one.” “Sweet-talk is not gonna change my mind!”

89 “So this is what you guys do? You invite other couples over for dinner, to judge them and feel superior?” “Oh, grow up, NAME, that's why any couple invites anyone over ever!”

90 “I think my soul just threw up a little bit.“

91 “Your heart's talking to you, NAME. Do you have the guts to listen to it?”

92 “I don't care if the dishes aren't done, okay? If you care, you do it.” “Great, then I don't care if you have an orgasm. If you care, you do it.”

93 “Who wants hot-wings?” “I'm in... or maybe we should just pour hot-sauce on NAME, since he's/she’s a total chicken.”

94 “I hate how you're always right.” “It's my best, and most annoying, trait.“

95 “Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.“

96 “NAME check it! Three blond babies drinking bad-decision-juice at eight o'clock.”

97 “If you keep lying to me, if you keep cutting me out of decisions, if you keep using words like winning and losing when you talk about our marriage, you are going to lose me.”

98 “Why not just say goodbye to the bad things?”

99 “Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost, to all the times it was a no instead of a yes, to all the scrapes and bruises, to all the heartache.”

100 “Where’s the poop, NAME? Where’s the poop?”

Marshall Eriksen

101 “Hey I have given up peeing in the shower for you!”

102 “Why does he/she keep doing this? He meets them. He/She likes them way too much. He/She goes way too big too soon. He/She ends up blowing it. I can't take this any more. He's/She’s fallen in love so many times now.”

103 “Ow! Paper cut ... Death is all around us.”

104 “This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies.”

105 “It's a little late but WHAT THE BALLS IS THIS?”

106 “Hey baby, it's me. Can you bail me out of jail? I thought I saw big foot in Central Park so I tackled him. But it turned out to be Russell Brand.”

107 “Being in a relationship is hard. And committing, making sacrifices it's hard. But if it's the right person, it's easy. Looking at that guy/girl, and knowing he’s/she's all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world. And if it's not like that then he’s/she's not the one.”

108 “Here's the thing, NAME. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in comfort and it's raining outside and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.”

109 “He’s:She's never seen Star Wars?! NAME, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars. And that's cause they lived them, NAME! That's cause they lived the Star Wars.”

110 “Love died. The love that made you all believe in love, that's dead now.”

111 “I’ve never asked NAME to do anything ‘no questions asked’ because I never wanted to. He’s/She’s the love of my life. I never keep anything from him/her.”

112 “Happy Slapsgiving!”

113 “This is what I miss about being in a couple. I always had someone to go to concerts with, or farmer's market, or brunch. God, I miss brunch!” “Well, I guess you could - well, you could try going to brunch alone.” “Oh, you don't think I've tried?” [FLASHBACK]  “Table for one.” “One... Couple?” “Um, no, just me.” “Really? For brunch?” “You're right. Who am I kidding?” [Leaves restaurant. End of Flashback] “Oh, the Popover Pantry! That place is great. Can we go get brunch tomorrow?” “Of course, sweetie.” “Can I go with you guys?” “Really? For brunch?”

114 “That’s life, you know. We never end up where you thought you wanted to be.”

115 “That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like, ‘Hey bro, I don’t know what you’re eating cause I don’t have any eyes but it’s basically awesome, so keep sending it down Gullet Alley.’”

116 “Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.”

117 “I’m a good boyfriend/girlfriend in my sleep.”

118 “You have to let me dance my own battles.”

119 “One good deed leads to another and another.”

120 “Look at us, riding around in a limo, eating hot dogs…it’s like we’re the president.”

121 “All hail beercules!”

122 “I don’t know what to do with my hands. What do I normally do with my hands?”

123 “Hey, baby.” “We hate NAME now. Get on board or the sexting stops.” “NAME’s a son of a bitch!”

124 “Are these chicken wings or angel wings? God, I love these things.”

125 “Oh, and you think you can step up to me? To me?!”

[isitthescreaming20syet]

Do all the numbers you coward

– disclaimer: i did this at like late at night o’clock, while trying to avoid my fourth breakdown that hour. and i didn’t have my glasses on. so . if there’s any spelling errors that i didn’t catch, let me know.–

ok cool. imma just pick a post and go at it then.

1. what colour are you’re eyes?

Usually they’re like a green/brown ig?

2. do you like your name? why?

Yes, I love my name. I picked it myself with the help of some of my friends. It comes from a couple different book characters who are both super strong physically and emotionally and they’re honestly an inspiration to me.

3. what is your relationship status?

…. single as fuck man. Is it too much to ask for a guy who is sweet and not pushy and bigger than me so I can steal his hoodies and be swamped in them??

4. describe your personality in 3 words or less

“another fucking breakdown??”

5. what colour hair do you have?

currently a really gross red, (well I think it’s gross but i just don’t like reds) but on Thursday I finally re-dye it and im gonna go green!!

6. how would you describe your style?

either I pull smth out of the drawer in the morning and hope it goes together, or I spend three weeks planning it.

7. what size bed do you have?

P sure it’s a queen? my dog manages to take up half of it and he’s the size of a bread loaf.

8. any siblings?

Ye, two half sisters!! 

9. favourite t.v. show?

The Umbrella Academy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. describe your dream date

uhhhhh, smth outside? like a picnic. at night, but with plenty of lights. and star gazing!!!! bc spACE!!!

11. what colour socks are you wearing?

uh… one crew that’s white and purple and one ankle that blue and white…. 

12. how many pillows do you sleep with?

trick question!! I don’t sleep with pillows. I use throw/travel blankets and stuffed animals. I do have two pillows on my bed, but they’re for my dog to sleep on.

13. do you have a job? what do you do?

I do! I just started a week or so ago and I make drinks! ISTG IF SOMEONE ORDERS ONE MORE GODDAMN MINI SLUSHI IM GONNA KILL A MAN.

14. how many friends do you have?

hhhhh, i think i have abt 0. but in reality i probably have 10ish actual friends?

15. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?

I’ve done plenty of shitty things but im not in a good place to answer this one rn.

16. what’s your favourite candle scent?

Another trick question! i despise candles and nearly anything that has a smell. good or bad.

17. three favourite boy names?

Klaus bc my boiiiiiiiiii

Ethan istg anyone i know irl brings this up you will regret it

Ashton

18. three favourite girl names?

ooooo boyyy,

Claire

Isabella (spanish pronounciation obv)

Vanya bc yk i had to make another reference but also it’s rlly pretty and just look at it!!

19. who is your celebrity crush?

ik it’s basic but cole sprouse is the first one that comes to mind.

20. do you read a lot? what’s you favourite book?

yes I read all the time bc reADING IS GOOD @dodo-likes-to-tumbl

my favourite book is probably Six of Crows.

21. top 10 favourite songs?

hhhooooohhhhhhhhkkkayyyyy not really any particular order:

1) Istanbul by They Might be Giants

2) Roaring 20s by P!atD

3) I Wait by Day6

4) Monster by EXO

5) Choke by IDKHBTFM

6)Tempo by EXO

7) Awkward Silence by Stray Kids

8) Chained Up by VIXX

9) Singularity by BTS

10) Get Cool by Stray Kids

22.  What is your biggest fear?

another one that im not able to answer at this time.

23. What’s your go to hairstyle/

Literally don’t have one. I get out of bed, get dressed, and go to school. I don’t do anything.

24. who is your role model?

Idk. I don’t really have one. I really look up to my sister, Ella, a lot. 

25. what was the last compliment you received?

idk, the most recent one I remember was my moms friends mom was going on about my hair colour even though I hate it and we were literally standing by the hair dye in walmart looking at new colours when she walked up and interrupted.

26. What was the last text you sent?

Confirming smth for a talent show group im gonna be a part of.

27. How old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? (if this is a shock or a spoiler for you, you’re either wayyy too young for this site or wayy too stupid) 

I was probably about 5 or 6? I had a lot of cousins who were older than me who liked to spoil things. I was able to convince my parents I still believed until I was about 11 tho.

28. what is your dream job?

Dream job? I thought I’d be dead in the trunk of a car by now!!

not really, but uhh idk

29. how many pictures do you have on your phone?

Idfk? five years worth ig?

30. have you ever peed in the woods?

Wtf kinda question is this? but yeah when I was younger. like 4-7 ish maybe?

31. Do you still watch cartoons?

Tbh not nearly as often as I’d like. I love Gravity Falls and I wanna get into Steven Universe, though from what I’ve seen it’s not a cartoon it’s art. 

32. Favourite dipping sauce?

no

33. What do you wear to bed?

Sweat pants and a hoodie

34. Have you ever won a spelling bee?

Nah mate. I can’t spell for shit.

35. what are your hobbies?

crying in the dark instead of doing my hw.

36. tea or coffee?

yes

37. are you going to change your last name when you get married?

hah “when”! idk if I do get married I’ll probably hyphenate or steal my sisters idea and do some sort of mash up of the last names, kinda like a ship name.

38.  do you believe in ghosts?

meh

39. what’s your biggest pet peeve?

People

40. the last person you called?

I facetimed @panickingposters

41. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

hah GAY

42.  what shirt are you wearing?

damn another trick question! I’m wearing my PFTW Tour hoodie.

43. what is your phone background?

lock screen is FoB lyrics - “ I love the world, i just don’t love the way it makes me feel”

and home screen is a space edit of the trans flag.

44. do you like it when ppl play with your hair?

As long as they do it right @goodmorningchicago

45. have you ever been drunk?

no but i wish i was

46. favourite lyrics rn?

“Like awkward silence..

caw

caw

caw”

47. summer or winter?

autumn

48. day or night?

sleep during the day, everything else at night

49. dark, milk or white chocolate?

k first of all? white chocolate isn’t even fucking chocolate. so that ones out.

second, milk chocolate is just sugar and milk. also out

Dark it is!!

50. who was the last person you cried in front of?

My therapist earlier today

[astralgloss]

im a curious meanie so 1-134 muhahaha you get to relive the hell i just went through

etab i haTE U

1: Name

my name is marit lol but please just keep it mar

2: Age

i am 17 but i’ll b 18 in 2 months!!!!

3: 3 Fears

the dark, complete and utter loneliness, and clowns

4: 3 things I love

books, forest fruit tea, the sound of rain

5: 4 turns on

a nice smile that reaches the eyes, a nice smell, having a dog ngl, a soft touch

6: 4 turns off

extreme arrogance, insisting to pay for my meal if i want to pay bc its “what a man should do”, forcing lifestyles on me, not caring about my interests

7: My best friend

she does have tumblr but idk it but hey demi if u ever see this ur the bomb.com

8: Sexual orientation

im bi fam

9: My best first date

my bf and i went to amsterdam to go shopping and he followed me everywhere (even the bookshop even though he hates books) and idk i just love him it was a nice day

10: How tall am I

im 1,65m or 5′4″ but i can and will kick ur ass

11: What do I miss

nothing really??

12: What time was I born

ok so i asked my mom and she said i was born on a tuesday at exactly 12pm but i bet she’s lying

13: Favorite color

yellow!! im basic!!

14: Do I have a crush

well i sure hope so @ boyfriend

15: Favorite quote

to the stars who listen, and the dreams that are answered

16: Favorite place

my bf’s house tbh, specifically his bed

17: Favorite food

pizza, specifically the hot chicken one from ny pizza

18: Do I use sarcasm

nah fam (ofc i do im a little shit)

19: What am I listening to right now

god is a woman by ariana grande

20: First thing I notice in new person

how they look at other people when those people don’t notice it

21: Shoe size

38/39 idk the other size lol sorry 

22: Eye color

its blue but it changes with my mood (oh my god im so sorry im kidding please don’t hate me)

23: Hair color

im a blondie

24: Favorite style of clothing

sth casual but also a bit towards the punkish style, but i also rlly love looking tiny and soft and cute lol

25: Ever done a prank call?

ok so there’s this hotline for kids who have troubles with their parents and families but it was a shit hotline tbh so once i called it up with my friends pretending i was crying and the man on the phone asked me what was wrong so i told him that all my friends had fire type pokemon and i only had grass type pokemon and they kept beating me and i didnt know what to do and then man was so confused it was funny af

27: Meaning behind my URL

idk man i wanted a name that could b easy to remember and i was inspired by ridgeport tbh

28: Favorite movie

the perks of being a wallflower

29: Favorite song

Fav song atm is anything from p!atd's newest album and my fav song of all time is probably train of consequences by megadeth

30: Favorite band

megadeth lol

31: How I feel right now

pretty good but also annoyed bc i have to go to work in half an hour :(

32: Someone I love

my bf

33: My current relationship status

if u guys havent noticed by now im taken

34: My relationship with my parents

p ok

35: Favorite holiday

halloween/christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

I have my ears pierced and thats it lol

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

i rlly want a few bookish related tattoos, like a tiny raven, a little lightning bolt, and the city of velaris and then i also rlly want a sleeve tbh but imma be a teacher and idk if i can :/ about piercings: i rlly want a helix or tragus and maybe get second holes in my hearlobes

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

ok so ive been on tumblr for about 5 years and initially it was bc i was Depressed™ and then about a year ago i found out about simblr and i was hooked

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

tbh i dont even talk to him anymore i dont rlly care about him in any way

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

yes bih

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

hes my bf so yea lol

42: When did I last hold hands?

wednesday

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

about 45 minutes bc im lazy and i keep getting distracted

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

nope

45: Where am I right now?

in bed lol

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

either my bf or my best friend

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

depends on where i am

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

mom

49: Am I excited for anything?

tbh moving out but thats gonna take a few more years

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

*insert bf here*

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

every time im at work lol

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

wednesday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

lol bye

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

nope

55: What is something I disliked about today?

the fact that i have to work a day shift instead of an evening shift

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

my internet friends tbh it’d be cool to meet all the people from my bookish discord or from @booptherat​‘s discord

57: What do I think about most?

what book i should read next

58: What’s my strangest talent?

i can finish a book in about 4 hours

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

not rlly? i hate the whole asmr thing tho ew

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind lol

61: What was the last lie I told?

i dont remember tbh

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

neither lol

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

look im not saying that believing that we’re the only living species in the entire universe is narcissistic, but it is. also dont fuck with ghosts

64: Do I believe in magic?

hell yes

65: Do I believe in luck?

hell yes

66: What’s the weather like right now?

idk probably cloudy and windy

67: What was the last book I’ve read?

fahrenheit 451 by ray bradbury 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

nah not rlly

69: Do I have any nicknames?

i guess mar?

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

when i was 2 i fell from sth and slammed the corner of my eye onto the corner of a table and i couldve been blind but thank god im not

71: Do I spend money or save it?

both 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

yup

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

post it notes

74: Favorite animal?

doggg

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

reading lol

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

idk man

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas lol

78: How can you win my heart?

give me a samoyed and a 1000 books

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

“a boss ass bitch”

80: What is my favorite word?

fuck?

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

@cubersims​ @imvikai​ @ridgeport​ @cowplant-pizza​ @bloomlet​ @tiptoptab​

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

spend fiddies, pet kitties, hold tiddies

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

not that i know of lol

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

the power to choose whatever power i want at any moment

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

“do you like working here?”

86: What is my current desktop picture?

its an august background from @emmastudies​

87: Had sex?

yes

88: Bought condoms?

no

89: Gotten pregnant?

no

90: Failed a class?

yes

91: Kissed a boy?

yup, i’ve been kissing my bf for about 2,5 years now lol

92: Kissed a girl?

yup, i’m living the bisexual dream lol

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

yes

94: Had job?

yes, im working at a movie theater right now!!

95: Left the house without my wallet?

tbh all the time now that i can pay with my phone

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

yea i used to but that was when i was 12 and i’d like to say that i’ve grown a lot in the past 5 years

97: Had sex in public?

nope

98: Played on a sports team?

yes

99: Smoked weed?

nope, even though i live like 20 minutes away from amsterdam lol

100: Did drugs?

nope

101: Smoked cigarettes?

nope

102: Drank alcohol?

yupppp, i love me some raspberry cider

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

nope

104: Been overweight?

nope

105: Been underweight?

nope

106: Been to a wedding?

yup

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

lol all the time tbh

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

yup

109: Been outside my home country?

yup, however never outside of europe tho

110: Gotten my heart broken?

a few times

111: Been to a professional sports game?

yess, i saw the dutch female volleyball team once!

112: Broken a bone?

nope

113: Cut myself?

yes

114: Been to prom?

we dont do prom in the netherlands lol

115: Been in airplane?

yes

116: Fly by helicopter?

nope

117: What concerts have I been to?

k3 (only dutchies and belgians remember this), one direction, megadeth, and ed sheeran

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

yupp

119: Learned another language?

i mean im from the netherlands and im fluent in english thanks to myself

120: Wore make up?

yuppp

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

yes

122: Had oral sex?

lol yes

123: Dyed my hair?

nope

124: Voted in a presidential election?

not old enough to vote :(

125: Rode in an ambulance?

nope

126: Had a surgery?

nope

127: Met someone famous?

nope

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

nope

129: Peed outside?

a few times lol

130: Been fishing?

nope

131: Helped with charity?

yep

132: Been rejected by a crush?

a few times

133: Broken a mirror?

lol yes

134: What do I want for birthday?

some books, money, cake, more books, makeup

[wayhaughterthanyou]

OF COURSE I’M BACK. WHO WOULD I BE IF NOT LIVING IN YOUR BLOG WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO SPAM YOUR ASKS? 1-100

You are very much welcome to spam my asks any time you’d like

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? Enough for my cereal to be moist but not enough for it to be swimming…also I hate milk and usually have coconut or a lactate free milk

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? Honestly my favorite shit

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? I used to get in trouble for reading a lot as a kid so I often used a ton of obscure things but I think my favorites were a shoelace and another book

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? I depends on the kind of tea tbh but usually if it’s anything but black tea I’ll drink it plain. As for coffee I hate brewed coffee but I love espresso and I’ll drink that with anything but my favorite is probably an undertow

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? YES! I broke my two front teeth in middle school (long story) and I’ve just been bleh about it since

6: do you keep plants? I don’t but that sounds cute and now I’m sad that I don’t. Daddy needs a lil cactus or something

7: do you name your plants? I shall name my cactus Princess Rosalina Maria Fiore Montoya

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? Writing and film

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Baby the only way to spread christmas cheer is singing loudly for ALL to hear

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? I used to sleep curled in a ball on my side but I have a back injury rn and can only sleep on my back and its terrible and I hate it

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? Lisa.

12: what’s your favorite planet? Earth. The ocean literally makes me want to cry thinking about it

13: what’s something that made you smile today? Waking up and seeing this ask

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Like interior design? Oh wow, like a mix of modern and rustic? My brother and I are classy boys; we like to feel like we’re living in a spaceship and a cabin simultaneously

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! GOOGLE?? THAT WEBSITE FOR PLEBS WHO DONT KNOW SPACE FACTS?? The moon landing was faked.

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? Pene al Vodka

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? Right now I kinda just want to bleach it but I’m not sure if I should do it before pride or after.

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. Umm there is a picture of me…called Jaba the Hyuck..and um.. yeah

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I don’t and I actually never have, however I have always written by hand so I used to always carry around a book.

20: what’s your favorite eye color? Trick question I have literally never seen an eyeball that I have not fallen in love with sooo

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. My messenger bag, which has had both sides of the straps resewn, has been peed on by a resentful cat, and lugged around 30 pounds of bullshit my senior year

22: are you a morning person? I have to be! I wake up at 4:30 on weekdays for my job

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? Play video games

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? Yes which is weird saying that out loud

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? An abandoned preschool

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? Vans high tops

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? Okay so I hate actually chewing gum for a prolonged period of time anymore but I love the watermelon 5 gum

28: sunrise or sunset? Watching the sunset with someone and then staying up to watch the sunrise

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? @a-maelstrom​ thinks she’s tough but it just makes me want to pinch her cheeks ;)

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? I live with 2 demons I’m scared every day of my life

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I used to hate socks but after losing 100 lbs really fast and having absolutely no more blubber to keep you warm you learn that socks are nice and are just here to keep you cozy. But I’ll only wear black ankle socks

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. We we’re playing Mario Party on my friends wii and we decided we were going to play until disney started airing the old shows like Kim Possible and shit, but then the batteries died. BUT there was a 711 around the corner that we could all walk to BUT we lived in a really jacked up town. Long story short we saw 3 drug deals on the way and when we got back I won the game and my friend rage quit and turned the system off before I had a proper chance to bask in my glory

33: what’s your fave pastry? I love Italian cookies

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? Okay I had two, they were both life sized black labs, one a puppy and the other an adult, and they were called Big Blacky and Little Blacky cause I’m creative as fuck I still have them in a bag in the attic somewhere

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? I only use on type of pen. Pilot Pen G.2 7.0mm

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? 99% of the time I’ll have an album that takes over my entire soul (because I used a technique with writing long works that involves music) and right now thats One Fell Swoop by The Spill Canvas

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? I like it clean however my brother and I use it as a rec room right now so it’s like… a mess

38: tell us about your pet peeves! CHEWING. I don’t care if you resort to swallowing things whole around me I don’t want to hear you chew

39: what color do you wear the most? Black or blue

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? I have a necklace that hasn’t left my neck since I was 15. It means everything

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? To Kill a Mockingbird is my favorite book, but the most recent one I’ve read and loved is called The Ables by Jeremy Scott

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! I don’t! I wish I had a cute one that I went to

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? I don’t think anyone’s actually amused me enough to look at the stars with me so I’m gonna say my dog cause I used to find constellations at night and he’d join me in the backyard and lay with me

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? I don’t lmao

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? I always do, which sometimes gets me into trouble but fuck it ya know

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. What do you call a lobster with a boob job at a dirty bus stop? A busty crustacean at a crusty bus station

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Spagettios

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Spiders. Hell yes motherfucker

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? I do only because my brothers car only plays CD’s I have no idea what the last one I bought was though

50: what’s an odd thing you collect? I collect currency from other countries, but only the ones that I find in the US. Like going to a country and bringing back the currency is cheating, I have to find it here

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? The first person that came to mind is my brother and the song is Fear of Flying by A Rocket to the Moon

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? Oh wow I don’t know man

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? I have watched all of them. Beetlejuice and Pulp Fiction are amazing and I love them, but RHPS and Heathers (especially the musical) very much impacted my life and my art

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? My dad when I told him he has white privilege

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? Oh god I’m such a dramatic bitch I’ll do anything to prove a point

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? Honesty, compassion and the ability to see past one’s own beliefs to at least try to understand someone else’s

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? I don’t there’s been a time I’ve listened to that song without getting the chills and acting it out like a madman

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? My friend Adam is the wine aunt, my brother is the vodka aunt, and you can call me daddy

59: what’s your favorite myth? TSM Myth

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? Very rarely

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?  A condom.. on both sides..cause we’re so funnny

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? I don’t have a “regular schedule” where I “consume nutrients” but I love apple juice

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? Yes they’re me babes

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? It’s a beautiful blue and the sky writers are practicing for the air show coming up this summer

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? Yeah quite a few, but I might be seeing one at Pride

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? Cute and classy

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? Like the outside matches the inside

68: what’s winter like where you live? Sometimes we have blizzards and sometimes is 70 on christmas

69: what are your favorite board games? Monopoly and chess neither of which anyone will ever play with me

70: have you ever used a ouija board? Baby doll how do you think I got these demons

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? The twitter kind

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? I’m the type of person who knows I’ll forget but doesn’t write it down anyway

73: what are some of your worst habits? I crack everything

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. A lil honey bee

75: tell us about your pets! I HAVE 6! A big ol mutt named Roscoe and he’s my boy and i taught him everything he knows (hes good at turning tricks) a whippet and jack-Russel mix named Sandy and shes a lil dummy, then a tux cat named Domino thats scared of everyone, a fat orange cat named Max who got lazy and took a nap on a scale one day (hes 17lbs), my baby boy Bandit, he has mainecoon in him and he has an extra thumb and is my world, and I have a turtle named Peewee who we call Pubes

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? Editing

77: pink or yellow lemonade? PINK

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? I liked them in despicable me but it gets old seeing them everywhere

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? My cat loves me and thats all i can ask for

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? Beige, nope my landlord

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. ROUND ORBS, SQUARE HOUSE

82: are/were you good in school? I hated it because I was smarter than everyone so everyone hated me

83: what’s some of your favorite album art? The art from Nothing personal by All Time Low, the deluxe edtion, but more specifically the art printed directly on the CD

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? I have so many planned but I’m getting a farnsworth from Warehouse 13 that says “endless wonder”

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? I read the Rick and Morty ones and I was big on batman in

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? They’re absoutely everything to me. Sgt. Peppers, Pet Sounds, Pretty Odd, One Fell Swoop, Broken Bride..ugh my shit

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Jaws, Wizard of Oz, a lot more that I can’t think of

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? I don’t like moving thanks

89: are you close to your parents? Nope

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. Seattle!

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? Hopefully moving away

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? I’m gross and I have barely any

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? HAt

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? My friend pat

95: what are your plans for this weekend? I’m about to eat a taco and smoke pot and I’ve got nothing after that

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? The time when my computer crashed after 80 questions was because it auto started an update because it wouldn’t allow me to put it off anymore

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? INFP, Libra, and Ravenclaw

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? A couple of months ago when my town threw a concert in the part for Zebra, it was fun cause we smoked in the woods

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. Oh, Calamity- All Time Low, Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea- Missio, This is for Keeps- The Spill Canvas

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Future. fuck old me that bitch is dumb i don’t wanna see him

THANK YOU FOR RETURNING TO MEEEEE! My ask is always open and I’m always SO VERY LONELY!

[howtobeadad]

ParenTweets April Roundup

Sure, it’s not April anymore, but who has any good sense of time anymore? Parents are ussually late anyways, and especially time-challenged these days.

Good parents raise good children but GREAT parents tweet about all of the not-so-great things that happen when they’re raising their children…or something like that. Raising kids isn’t an easy job but someone has to do it, which is why HowToBeADad puts together a monthlyish Twitter roundup about the pains and occasional joy of parenthood.

So take a look below for some of the funniest parent tweets we’ve found this month!

I peed my pants jumping on the trampoline with my kid, which is our house’s official way to ring in the spring season.

— Mommy Meme Jeans (@mommymemejeans) April 20, 2021

I establish dominance over other dads by adjusting their thermostats

— Crockett

(@CrockettForReal) April 27, 2021

kids have two brains. the 1st brain is like a chimp. it lasts for 20 seconds. memories stored here are directions, instructions and chores the 2nd is like an elephant. it never forgets. memories stored here are promises of food, trips, presents and video game stories

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) April 29, 2021

Blew my nose in front of my daughter and her friends today. Please respect her privacy during this difficult time.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 18, 2021

11yo: What was your first job out of college? Me: I was a secretary. 11yo: Of state?

— Deva Dalporto (@mylifesuckers) April 9, 2021

“Do you like dinosaurs? Yes or no?” My 5yo, speed dating at the playground

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) April 10, 2021

I had “the talk” with my son and it was basically just the two of us saying the word BONER over and over again and giggling nonstop.

— TheMotherOctopus (@MotherOctopusKJ) April 21, 2021

My 3 year old just came downstairs crying, promising to be good if we let her out of her room. We didn't send her to her room. She went up there voluntarily on her own to color.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 23, 2021

Started cleaning the kids bathroom but have decided it’s easier to just sell the house for a loss.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 28, 2021

I’ve never been held hostage before, but I do have a child who likes to yell “MOMMY, WATCH!!” every seven seconds at the playground, so you know, f*king samesies

—

MacgyveringMom22

(@MacgyveringM22) April 7, 2021

Can't wait to go to sleep so I can wake up tomorrow to cook, clean, and entertain a miniature version of me whose default setting is "I choose violence" again.

— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) April 13, 2021

A fun way to spice up any marriage is to surprise your spouse by doing a chore and then when they thank you, reply with “no problem, somebody had to do it.”

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) April 10, 2021

My husband came home from being out of town for 6 days, walked through the door & went straight to the dog. If you’re wondering what 20+ years of marriage looks like.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 17, 2021

5 YO daughter: Mom, you're going to be a grandma soon. Me: I hope not soon. 5 YO: Well, probably before I'm married, at least.

— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) April 11, 2021

We have a big clock on the wall of our living room and now my toddler, who can’t say her L’s very well, loves pointing out other “big clocks” everywhere we go

— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) April 15, 2021

And there you have it! A somewhat comprehensive (but not really) list of the funniest parenting-related tweets this month. Looking for more? Follow HowToBeADad on Twitter!  

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since yall kept fuckin asking heres 1-155. Go ahead and see how fucking lame I actually am

1: Full name: Madison Lyn (I’m not putting my last name on the internet lmao)

2: Age:19

3: 3 Fears: heights, elevators, being alone for the rest of my life 

4: 3 things I love: cats, coffee, sleeping

5: 4 turns on: (I’m gonna make it nonsexual okay): body mods, humor, good vibes, nice laugh

6: 4 turns off: (gonna make these nonsexual too): rude, nasty, conceited, takes days to reply lmao

7: My best friend: girl: @bohoangel guy: @bostonnanner

8: Sexual orientation: pansexual

9: My best first date: haven’t had a best one yet, need someone to change that lmao

10: How tall am I: 5′8

11: What do I miss: lots of things and people both too many too name

12: What time was I born: 2:06am

13: Favourite color: blue

14: Do I have a crush: still crushin on my last man

15: Favourite quote: either some vine or “I’m here for a good time not a long time” I have way too many favs

16: Favourite place: my room, best friends house, or beach house

17: Favourite food: buffalo chicken or alfredo

18: Do I use sarcasm: of course not 

19: What am I listening to right now: music ;)

20: First thing I notice in new person: smile

21: Shoe size: no

22: Eye color: hazel

23: Hair color: naturally brunette currently red

24: Favourite style of clothing: gothic, pop punk or hippie/boho

25: Ever done a prank call?: I havent personally 

27: Meaning behind my URL: I needed to change my url of 8 years and I wanted something short and easy to remember but I also wanted it to be a band so it would fit my blog and surprisingly this one wasnt taken

28: Favourite movie: I have way too many 

29: Favourite song: again way too many

30: Favourite band: AGAIN way too many

31: How I feel right now: I feel fucking exhausted 

32: Someone I love: okay now Im sad 

33: My current relationship status: okay NOW Im crying but single

34: My relationship with my parents: welp my dads dead and my mom and I are okay

35: Favourite holiday: Halloween or Christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing I have: no tattoos yet and I have my nose pierced and first and second holes pierced on my ears

37: Tattoos and piercing I want: too many

38: The reason I joined Tumblr: I was 12 that should be enough

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: No. In fact I could never hate him and I dont think I’ll love anyone like I did/do him.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: eh sometimes

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? last text over imessage yes

42: When did I last hold hands?: I have no idea

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: I dont do anything really so not too long

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: dont out me

45: Where am I right now?: my room

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: @bohoangel

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: both

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: mom

49: Am I excited for anything?: nah

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? @bostonnanner

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: eh

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: yesterday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: I mean idc but it’d just be fucking weird cause they’re kissing in front of me 

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: plenty of people lmao

55: What is something I disliked about today?: I’ll do yesterday since today hasnt really happened. But it was fathers day and my heart was hurting so bad cause I miss my dad more than anything and really wish he was still here

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: my fuckin soulmate bitch

57: What do I think about most?: in all honesty, my ex

58: What’s my strangest talent?: I can do this smile thing that nobody else can do and it makes me look like a frog

59: Do I have any strange phobias?: probably

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: in front

61: What was the last lie I told?: that I was a child of God

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: video chatting but I dont mind either

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: fuck yes and fuck yes

64: Do I believe in magic?: I’m a god damn witch bitch

65: Do I believe in luck?: I believe in karma

66: What’s the weather like right now? according to my phone its currently clear and 61 degrees

67: What was the last book I’ve read?: I have no idea

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: eh

69: Do I have any nicknames? Maddie, Mad, Mads

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?: I had a staph infection in my foot that went back and forth across my foot and then up my leg (doctor said if my mom didn’t bring me when she did I would’ve died cause it would’ve gone to my heart)

71: Do I spend money or save it?: spend it 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: nope

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? ye

74: Favourite animal?: cats

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: I have no idea

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: oh shit I’ve never thought of this

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: good question

78: How can you win my heart?: Be Italian 

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I honestly have no idea

80: What is my favorite word? bitch

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: I get asked this way too much

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: probably some hippie bullshit

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: I’ve had relatives in jail but I dont think anyones in jail rn

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? theres too many lmao

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? probably if I’ve smoked or drank or have done anything bad but only if my mom was asking

86: What is my current desktop picture? its just basic 

87: Had sex?: nah

88: Bought condoms?: nah

89: Gotten pregnant?: nah

90: Failed a class?: nah

91: Kissed a boy?: ye

92: Kissed a girl?: ye

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: nah

94: Had job?: ye

95: Left the house without my wallet?: ye

96: Bullied someone on the internet?: nah

97: Had sex in public?: nah

98: Played on a sports team?: ye

99: Smoked weed?: ye

100: Did drugs?: nothing hardcore just smoking weed

101: Smoked cigarettes?: nah

102: Drank alcohol?: ye

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: I’ve tried

104: Been overweight?: no answer

105: Been underweight? also no answer

106: Been to a wedding?: ye

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: ye

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: ye

109: Been outside my home country?: nah

110: Gotten my heart broken?: of course

111: Been to a professional sports game?: ye

112: Broken a bone?: ye

113: Cut myself?: ye

114: Been to prom?: ye

115: Been in airplane?: ye

116: Fly by helicopter?: nah

117: What concerts have I been to?: pink, metallica/volbeat, warped tour 2016,2017,2018, jingle ball, some birthday bash, I cant remember if I’ve been to any other ones lmao

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: not entirely 

119: Learned another language?: not fully

120: Wore make up?: ye

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: I’m a child of god

122: Had oral sex?: nah

123: Dyed my hair?: ye

124: Voted in a presidential election?: not yet

125: Rode in an ambulance?: couldve a couple times but my parents decided to drive me

126: Had a surgery?: nah

127: Met someone famous?: I guess? 

128: Stalked someone on a social network?: who doesnt do this

129: Peed outside?: ye

130: Been fishing?: ye

131: Helped with charity?: I think so

132: Been rejected by a crush?: who doesnt get rejected

133: Broken a mirror?: probably

134: What do I want for birthday?: lots of things

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: I have no idea

136: Was I named after anyone?: No but I have the same middle name as my aunt

137: Do I like my handwriting?: ye

138: What was my favorite toy as a child?: I have no idea

139: Favorite Tv Show?: American Horror Story, Bob’s Burgers, The Office, or Drunk History

140: Where do I want to live when older?: New Hampshire

141: Play any musical instrument?: I can play the violin and piano and can also sing but idk if that counts lmao

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: its barely noticeable but literally right under my left eye (like right at the edge of my dark circle lmao) I got attacked by a dog and it bit me in the face and I had to get stitches but I bitched out and had it glued instead lmao

143: Favorite pizza topping? cheese

144: Am I afraid of the dark?: depends where I am

145: Am I afraid of heights?: ye

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?:nah

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: haha yeah

148: What I’m really bad at: everything

149: What my greatest achievements are: I fucking graduated from high school. Like I would never wish what I went through on anyone ever not even my worst enemy. It was worse than hell

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: I honestly dont remember 

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: lots of stuff

152: What do I like about myself: my eyebrows

153: My closest Tumblr friend: I cant say @bohoangel cause I’ve known her since 5th grade so I’ll say @bostonnanner even though we met on omegle years ago lmao

154: Something I fantasize about: lots of things

155: Any question you’d like?: literally whatever anyone wants to know

[pleasecallmeeds]

another list woo

i was tagged by @eddieksgazebos so thank you!

1. last drink: mountain dew 

2. last phone call: my mom

3. last text message: “getting my tickets and i’ll be out” had play rehearsal today and i was getting my tickets before i left. sent to my mom

4. last song you listened to: evermore from the beauty and the beast soundtrack did i mention i’m a musical nerd?

5. last time you cried: physically probably last week. mentally every day all day.

6. dated someone twice: um in elementary school. i was a player back then. i was ugly so idk how but now i’m even more ugly lolol

7. kissed someone and regretted it: hahhahaha i haven’t really kissed anyone so i guess not!

8. been cheated on: Nope

9. lost someone special: yeah my best friend left out of the blue in 8th grade. legit didn’t tell me until she was gone. 

10. been depressed: not really? i’m just stressed, i wouldn’t consider myself depressed. i make way too many jokes about having depression which i know i probably shouldn’t. sorry. 

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i’m underage so i don’t drink. 

12. fave colour: love me some pastels. pastel yellow and lavender are pretty nice. 

13. made new friends: ehh i made one, but internet friend, not irl. 

14. fallen out of love: never been in love oof

15. laughed until you cried: oh yeahhh. story time. my friend maddy (psa i have like 3 friends named maddy and i’m also maddy but i’m the only one who goes by madison instead of maddy lol teachers always got us mixed up) was playing around in my front yard (this was like, 2 years ago? maybe just one?) and we kept pretending that every car that drove past were russian spies (i don’t know why don’t ask) and we were on our way back inside and there was a car and she just yelled “oh no! russians!” and fell RIGHT ON HER FACE it was hilarious and i just peed right then and there

16. found out someone was taking about you: yeah but everyone does it. i get it. 

17. met someone who changed you: I don’t really know?

19. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: never kissed anyoneeee

20. how many of your facebook friends do you know IRL: everyone except a few people i know at school but i’m not really acquainted with 

21. do you have pets: A dog named Levi

22. do you want to change your name: ehh maybe. everyone my age is named madison.

23. what did you do for your last birthday: i had a party at our city pool. had a stranger things cake. 

24. what time did you wake up today: 6:50

25. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping (hopefully)

26. something that you can’t wait for: Stranger Things season three, It chapter two, love, simon (it comes out friday i think?), got season 8, incredibles 2

27. what are you listening to right now: “skid row (downtown)” from little shop of horrors (it’s an old musical from the 80s/90s it’s a gem) 

https://open.spotify.com/track/1qE7hsgCd1OA7Ob7FcERR7?si=c0iEokWVTaKNJfyNdUR69Q

28. have you ever talked to a person named tom: what *is* this question??

29. something getting on your nerves: my lip is so cracked right now. you know that one episode of spongebob where he goes through those trials to save sandy on that island and theres the one lady with the big lips and the hairdryer? my lips are like that, when they’re all cracked and they fall off her face. 

30. most visited website: probably tumblr or youtube

31. hair colour: Brown

32. long or short hair: more like a medium

33. do you have a crush on someone: heh yeah 

34. what do you like about your self: I like to think i’m funny but i’m definitely more smart than funny

35. want any piercings: Not really

36. blood type: O (shit waddup)

37. nicknames: maddy. a lot of people ask me “what do you prefer to be called?” and i go “well, madison is fine” but lately i’m like, “you know, whatever.” because i tell them madison but they call me maddy anyway so really it doesn’t matter anyway

38. relationship status: Single 

39. zodiac: cancer

40. pronouns: she/her

41. fav tv shows: Stranger Things, Riverdale, Game of Thrones, Queer Eye, Everything Sucks!

42. tattoos: None

43. right or left handed: Right

44. ever had surgery: had an appendectomy (removal of the appendix)

45. piercings: pierced ears

46. sport: bowling and marching band. used to play tennis.

47. vacation: amersterdam! i used to love research anne frank.

48. trainers: i’m confused

49. eating: just ate the nastiest ass piece of pepperoni

50. drinking: still drinking the mountain dew

51. i’m about to watch: probably queer eye. i’m trying to spread out the episodes cuz i love that show so much i don’t want it to end.

52. waiting for: college. life. everything. anything.

53. want: really want a good future.

54 .get married: yes pleaSe

55. career: student. sophomore in high school. if you’re asking what i want my career to be...i’d really like to be a screenwriter.

56. hugs or kisses: i mean i haven’t kissed anyone, so as of right now hugs, but i’ve got a feeling i’ll like kisses more.

57. lips or eyes: Eyes

58. shorter or taller: medium

59. older or younger: younger?

60. nice arms or stomach: i don’t really care.

61. hook up or relationship: relationship

62. troublemaker or hesitant: sO hesistant. 

63. kissed a stranger: no

64. drank hard liquor: nope 

65. lost glasses: twice! story time. the first time, i was going door to door in the town over for my grandpa’s campaign for sheriff and i took them off because the i couldn’t see anything through them because of snow and then i lost them. spent forever looking for them and never turned up. second time i was going on vacation and i was biking. my glasses were hurting my ears so i put them in my bike basket. i didn’t think the holes were that big but they disappeared. still think its some kind of witchcraft. 

66. turned someone down: no i don’t think

67. sex on first date: oof idk probably not

68. broke someone’s heart: maybe?

69. had your heart broken: i don’t think so

70. been arrested: No

71. cried when someone died: no one close to me has died 

72. fallen for a friend: yeah

73. do you believe in:

yourself? no

miracles? I guess

love at first sight? yes. i’m a hoe for cliches.

santa clause? can you really believe in santa clause? lol

kiss on first date? probably

angels? nope.

74. best friends name: emma. <3 @reddie-to-fight

75. eye colour: Blue

76. fav actor: no please don’t do this to me. probably timothee chalamet.

tag: @reddie-to-fight, @fantastical-funnies, @reddietrashmouth, @reddietofall

[yes-i-am-student]

99 Questions: Part 1

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed, to keep the monsters inside ;) 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Nope, mainly because I don't tend to stay at hotels very often 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Out, because I roll around a lot in my sleep (which does not make my hard look good in the morning) 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Nope, and honestly I probably won't but hey, never say never right? 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

Sometimes, they get in the way a bit though 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Me? Do that? Never.

...Who told you about this? I need to find them 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?

A swarm of bees because I can escape them more easily by hiding, I guarantee I can't escape a bear 8: Do you have freckles?

Not many, a couple though, sort of 9: Do you always smile for pictures?

I try to, but not showing my teeth because I hate how they look (why did 16 year old me not get braces dammit) 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

People chewing food loudly (it's actually are inducing) 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

More often than I care to admit 12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

Obviously who hasn't? 13: What about pooped in the woods?

Nope, that would be a little awkward. How would you even wipe??? And what with??? 14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

More than I should, less than I could

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

Nope, I actually tried to start doing this when I was in secondary school because I thought it made you look smart because you look like you're thinking. Look I never said I make good choices 16: How many people have you slept with this week?

Hahaha...haha...ha…ha… why do you have to remind me how lonely I am? 17: What size is your bed?

It's a single bed because I share a room with my brother unfortunately 18: What is your Song of the week?

You think I can pick one song? Well you're right,  it's ‘Would You Be So Kind’ by dodie 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Of course it is, I didn't think this was something that still bothered people tbh 20: Do you still watch cartoons?

They're not cartoons Mom!!!! It's called anime!!

21: What’s your least favorite movie?

Probably one of the ones I've repressed into the darkness of my mind 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

On a desert island, duh. What kind of pirate wouldn't? 23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?

Not sure these two things are equivalent in anyway except for being clothing related but I'm a 28R or a 30R (that's a 28 or 30 inch waist, because my waist is actually 29 inches, and regular length) 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Barbecue sauce (tomato ketchup is good too though) 25: What is your favorite food?

Depends on the time of day but probably pizza (without any pineapple dammit!) 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Any of the old Pokemon movies because nostalgia but also 4th Man Out and District 9 27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Last person I kissed was the guy I went on a date with a week or two ago when I kissed him on the cheek. The last person who kissed me was my best friend (and ex but let's not go there today) when she kissed me goodbye after I gave her and a friend a lift home and she kissed me on the cheek. She was also the last person that I kissed properly but that was two and a half years ago now when we split up

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Nope 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Yeah, why not? 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

I have no idea but I might just go write one now because handwritten letters are the coolest things

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

Yes I can, I love working on my car so I learned how a little while ago 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

Nope, I know where the cameras are ;) 33: Ever ran out of gas?

Very nearly but I just about got to the petrol station in time

[melodramatic-glasses-character]

1.) what’s a song you depict with your childhood? - Free Bird, Lynrd Skynrd. My dad showed it to me when he found out I was learning electric guitar


2.) did you have a memorable childhood pet? - lovely lab/Doberman called Bella and a cat called Charlie


3.) have you ever been drunk? - many many times, amigos


4.) have you ever tried drugs? - I smoke weed pretty regularly (helps me sleep) and I tried Nos once at a friends house


5.) have you ever completely regretted what you’ve said? - so many times


6.) have you ever made someone cry? On occasion


7.) has someone ever made you cry? - only once, ever, since my dad left


8.) have you ever been in love? if so, describe the moment you knew it. - I’ve been in love so many times and each time has been different and varied and wonderful. I was thinking today that those first few months of being in love with someone are some of the best experiences life can offer


9.) which came first the chicken or the egg? - seriously? The fucking chicken


10.) are you part of the lgbtq+ community? do you support them? - I’m bisexual, but I don’t consider myself part of the community because apparently I’m ‘straight passing’ or ‘doing it for the attention’ and I’ve never been really accepted into that sphere (me being a Christian probably has something to do with that too) But I’ll always support them because nobody else fucking does in this world.

11.) how many siblings do you have? - two siblings, and a half sister who I never see


12.) have you ever been in love with someone you couldn’t love? - I’ve been in love with a lot of people. A few people that never got to show love to, and a few who I couldn’t love the way they needed me to


13.) are you a good cook? - I have a select few meals I can cook really well. The rest? Nah


14.) what is your favorite tv show? - at the moment, Brooklyn nine nine, but I also love sense8. I’m more of an anime man tho


15.) what is the last movie you cried during? - spirit stallion of the cimmoran, when I was four


16.) what are songs you’ve cried to when you first heard them? (if any) - nah, but the closest I’ve come was the first time I ever heard Crash Land by Twin Atlantic


17.) do you have a middle name? - two middle names, but I’m not about to share them here


18.) have you been out of your country? - yeah a few times. I LOVE ITALY


19.) are you a chocolate fan or not? - I can take or leave it?


20.) how many people have you kissed? - I have kissed a large number of people and I regret nothing. Kissing is great


21.) what is your favorite album? - that’s a very difficult question. Probably Wilder Mind by Mumford


22.) what is your dream car? - @luxury-pie a yellow 2010 Ferrari California


23.) what is your lucky/favorite number? - 8. Never known why, but 8 is my number


24.) what is your favorite flower? - I don’t really like specific flowers. Daisies are pretty tho


25.) books or movies, why? - books, because I don’t have the attention span for movies


26.) have you ever been on a blind date? - no, should I have?


27.) has one of your friends ever backstabbed you? - no, nothing serious or hurtful, but…


28.) have you ever backstabbed one of your friends? - I have. Brutally and awfully and I regret it so much


29.) what thing do you symbolize love with? - love is doing shit you couldn’t care less for gladly because you know it’ll make somebody else happy.


30.) do you have neat handwriting? - I have the fucking worst handwriting of anyone I know


31.) do you have a friend with benefits? - nah, although I have in the past and really enjoyed it. She’s great and we’re still really good friends and chat shit all the time


32.) do you want a friend with benefits? - not right now, I’m more than happy with my girlfriend


33.) if you could be anything in the world, what would you be? - happy and financially stable


34.) have you ever been blackout drunk? - I’ve lost memory while drunk, but never blacked out. This particular occasion I had a race down a line of Jaeger shots and woke up in bed with a friends hot sister. No memory of the night after the jaeger race tho


35.) have you ever met someone famous? - not mad famous no.


36.) how many concerts have you been to? - too many to count


37.) which concerts have you been to? - awesome ones


38.) do you have a hidden talent? - I have a great many talents but most people who know me know about them. For tumblrs benefit, I play nine instruments, write fiction relatively well, sing fairly well, and give really good head


39.) what do you do when you’re stressed? - panic. And smoke. And sometimes if I’m lucky, I smoke some weed


40.) do you think money can buy love? - money can’t buy shit that matters


41.) how old would you date? - maybe 25 rn? But I prefer a year either way


42.) have you ever done something illegal? - a fair chunk of illegal shit yeah. Particularly as a teenager


43.) what is your biggest fear? - becoming like my dad


44.) what is an unusual fear you have? - long ass tunnels


45.) can you drive? - not legally, no


46.) do you believe in supernatural creatures? - angels and shit. No fucking ghosts though


47.) do you believe in karma? - good comes around, but bad shit sometimes happens to good people


48.) what is one quality you need in your partner? - they should preferably like me


49.) do looks matter? - as an added bonus, certainly, but they’re nowhere near the most important thing


50.) does size matter? - no it fucking does not


51.) who is the last person you forgave? - truly forgave? Probably my dad. He’s the only person who’s ever wronged me enough to mean that it’s a conscious effort to forgive them.


52.) what is your favorite ice cream flavor? - cookie dough.


53.) what languages can you speak besides english? - none


54.) ever been on a plane? - yeah, I’ve flown a few planes too


55.) ever been on a boat? - yeah, but I prefer planes


56.) is there anyone you’ve lost touch with that you wish you hadn’t? - I’ve moved house so many times, so I’ve left a lot of people behind


57.) are there any friendships you regret? - no, no matter how they ended. Friendship, no matter how lasting or fleeting, is always a precious gift


58.) are there any friendships you wish you could make? - few of you guys in tumblr


59.) have you ever stayed awake for 24 (+) hours? I haven’t slept in the last 50 hours and I seriously need to


60.) have you ever walked outside after 12 am? - oh yeah, loads. I love night time


61.) have you ever seen a sunrise completely through? - yeah my girlfriend and I cycled two hours to the beach at three in the morning so we could watch the sunrise together at five


62.) are you scared of rollercoasters? - nah I enjoy them


63.) on a scale of 1-10 how stressed are you usually? - a solid 6.75


64.) do you have any plans this weekend? - working tbh. On the bar


65.) do you miss anyone right now? - I miss so many people. Right this second I miss @merryanustrench and @luxury-pie


66.) who do you wish you were talking to right now? - those guys. Or my dealer, tbh


67.) if you could have any superpower, what would it be? - insane jumping ability


68.) who is your favorite superhero? - someone from the incredibles


69.) are you dirty minded? - half of what I think is about sex


70.) what is your favorite song from every decade starting at that 80’s? Close to Me by the Cure, Lithium by Nirvana, Mr Brightside by the Killers, and I Really Like You by Carly Rae (those are just ones I like off the top of my head)


71.) how many kids, if any, do you want? - I’d want a few, but always figured I’d adopt as well as having my own


72.) who is your biggest OTP? - Tom Natsworthy and Hester Shaw from Mortal Engines


73.) what is your favorite food? - chicken marengo


74.) do you want to be married one day? - always have, always will


75.) dogs or cats? - both are amazing, but cats


76.) do you drink enough water daily? - fuck no


77.) have you ever seen a shooting star? - my first one was last year


78.) if you had the opportunity to go to the moon, would you? - nah can’t say I would, tbh


79.) how many best friends do you have? 2. One is my girlfriend, the other is called J and I love him to pieces


80.) when was the last time you cried? - only once since my dad left. Once in about six years


81.) have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself? - nah never


82.) have you ever made anyone laugh so hard they peed? - yeah I have, a family member


83.) if you could travel any where in the world, where would you go? Canada, a log cabin in the wolves surrounded by wolves


84.) what are 3 words you would use to describe yourself? - not too great


85.) do you consider yourself a loyal person? - I used to. But I think I treasure the idea of loyalty, more than I do actual loyalty in practice.


86.) what is your favorite season and why? - spring. Spring brings the life back and helps me to light up my life when I’ve been depressed


87.) have you ever told anyone you loved them, and didn’t mean it? - yeah. Not proud of it, but I have


88.) do you know how to play any instruments? - like I said earlier, 9 instruments


89.) do like like falling asleep to music or not? - nah my brain analyses music too much. I like having anime playing so I can’t analyse what they’re saying, or I’ll play some mindless sports video game (NBA 2K) and that puts me to sleep


90.) what are you allergic to? - speaking in front of people


91.) have you ever wanted to be someone else for a day just so you could see what there life is like? - yeah all the time


92.) if you could be any character from your favorite tv show would you, and if so, who would you be? - I feel like Jake Peralta is already my spirit animal


93.) if you could be best friends with any celebrity who would it be and why? - probably Keane Reaves, because we’d mess with people and be super nice


94.) are you outgoing? - mentally I’m quite outgoing, but a lifetime of having a speech impediment means I get anxiety when I have to speak to people


95.) have you ever wanted to kiss someone, but weren’t brave enough to? - oh yeah, certainly when I was younger


96.) are you a good flirt? - nah I’m a fucking terrible flirt, it either turns into low level bullying or overly sexual shit with the subtlety of a freight train


97.) have you ever been turned down, or have you ever turned anyone down? - yeah I’ve been turned down. I’ve only ever turned one person down but she was an honest to God stalker so I don’t count that


98.) which planet is your favorite? - fucking Neptune, man! So pretty 
99.) are you superstitious? - nah, nothing beyond what’s normal culture (saying bless you after a sneeze and that)
100.) are you a good listener? - yeah I’ve been told that
101.) are you a good kisser - my dude, I am a FANTASTIC kisser and I dare you to test that
102.) would you kiss any of your friends - I would kiss SO MANY of my friends. In fact I’d kiss most of them. Almost all. If you’re friends with me, there’s a good chance I’d kiss you. In fact, if you’re friends with me irl, there’s a good chance you already have

Thanks for putting up with this overshare! I love doing these. I tag @luxury-pie @bemyrobin and @merryanustrench to do however many of these they feel like doing

[girlsnsleep]

For the anon who wanted everything started with 7...

7: My best friend: Daimbarage, Wsup 8: Sexual orientation: Gayy af 9: My best first date: Regular diner and afterwards we went to the movies 10: How tall am I: 165cm 11: What do I miss: You don’t wanna know lol 12: What time were I born: Idk actually, somewhere in the evening probably 13: Favourite color: black, grey, red, white 14: Do I have a crush: uhu (lern jergi watch out) 15: Favourite quote: grab that booty when she moody 16: Favourite place: my bed 17: Favourite food: PIZZA and chicken nuggets 18: Do I use sarcasm: yeah who doesn’t these days 19: What am I listening to right now: Sauced-up by Fifth Harmony 20: First thing I notice in new person: Their caracter and how they act when im around 21: Shoe size: 40EU 22: Eye color: Brownnn 23: Hair color: Also brownn 24: Favourite style of clothing: i like to wear black, wish i’ve had the money to buy the stuff i really wanna wear 25: Ever done a prank call?: hell yeah

27: Meaning behind my URL: i like girls and sleeping 28: Favourite movie:idk got so many, i saw The Martian and i cried and had to laugh (really watch it) 29: Favourite song: don’t askme that :(( 30: Favourite band: Pvris, Tøp, 5H 31: How I feel right now: terrible

32: Someone I love: my gf 33: My current relationship status: so taken 34: My relationship with my parents: good lately 35: Favourite holiday: all 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: none :(( 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: tattoos so many omg 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: cz i was in my phase from bi to gay and here you can do whatever you wanna do 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: nope 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: nah 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? nope 42: When did I last hold hands? a while ago 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? depends on my mood 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? nope haha 45: Where am I right now? in my bed 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? probably one of my friends but never had that situation so im good with alcohol 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? depends on the song 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? mom and stepdad 49: Am I excited for anything? uhuu 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? nope 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? often lately 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? few days ago, need a hug rn 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? oh hell no, you don’t wanna see that honey 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? nope 55: What is something I disliked about today? myself

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? FIFTH FUCKING HARMONYYYYYYY 57: What do I think about most? a lot of things i dont wanna think about 58: What’s my strangest talent? crying when i dont have a reason to cry 59: Do I have any strange phobias? not really 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind bc imma photographerrrr 61: What was the last lie I told? that the restaurant i didn’t wanted to go to was closed while they werent lol 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? phone 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? nope and nope

64: Do I believe in magic?nope 65: Do I believe in luck? maybe 66: What’s the weather like right now? clear but a bit cold 67: What was the last book I’ve read? *camren fanfic oops 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? hell yes 69: Do I have any nicknames? Ang 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? My hip was discolated 71: Do I spend money or save it? depends lol 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? nope haha 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? no 74: Favourite animal? cats dogs 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? tumblr 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? nugget 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? idk 78: How can you win my heart? not unless you buy me food 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? ‘go to hell bitches’ 80: What is my favorite word? nugget 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: well actually everyone who reblogs stuff from my blog so YEAH YOU WHO READS THIS luv for u all 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? lauren jauregui marry me 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? nope 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? to be invisible and beat the motherfuckers 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ugh idk 86: What is my current desktop picture? something with a car 87: Had sex? yeah 88: Bought condoms? no hahah 89: Gotten pregnant? hell no 90: Failed a class? yupp 91: Kissed a boy? no 92: Kissed a girl? uhuuuuuuuuuu 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yep 94: Had job? yep 95: Left the house without my wallet? once, never do this 96: Bullied someone on the internet? nope 97: Had sex in public? no?? 98: Played on a sports team? yes :((( 99: Smoked weed? everyday 100: Did drugs? yes 101: Smoked cigarettes?yuppp 102: Drank alcohol? only at parties 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? nooooo 104: Been overweight? no?? why is this even a question 105: Been underweight? *see 104 106: Been to a wedding? yesss 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? probably 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yeah Friends 109: Been outside my home country? many times 110: Gotten my heart broken? oh yeshhh 111: Been to a professional sports game? a few yess

112: Broken a bone? nope 113: Cut myself? uhu 114: Been to prom? in June :)) 115: Been in airplane? yes i luvvvv it 116: Fly by helicopter? no :((( 117: What concerts have I been to? Tøp, 5H, some belgian artists, Drake etc 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Oh hell yeah 119: Learned another language? yeah who doesn’t? 120: Wore make up? actually no 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? noooo 122: Had oral sex? pussy 123: Dyed my hair? yeaaass 124: Voted in a presidential election? nope 125: Rode in an ambulance? yes haha lol 126: Had a surgery? yup my upper leggg and head 127: Met someone famous? no :(((((( 128: Stalked someone on a social network? not really 129: Peed outside? yeah when we went on a survival trip and when we slept in school (outside yk) 130: Been fishing? i live next to water so yeah 131: Helped with charity? a fewtimes 132: Been rejected by a crush? uhuuuu 133: Broken a mirror? many times 134: What do I want for birthday? lauren jauregui 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? none bish 136: Was I named after anyone? no but after a song from the rolling stones 137: Do I like my handwriting? nope not really 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? i had a peter pan island lol 139: Favourite Tv Show? friends 140: Where do I want to live when older? far away from belgium 141: Play any musical instrument? not atm 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? surgery and stupid things 143: Favourite pizza toping? mozzarella 144: Am I afraid of the dark? no 145: Am I afraid of heights? hell yes 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? not that i know 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? many times lol 148: What I’m really bad at: being myself 149: What my greatest achievments are: going to college in a few days 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: not gonna tell here 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: buy clothes and shoes and food and go farrrr away 152: What do I like about myself: nothing 153: My closest Tumblr friend: @wsupfuckah 154: Something I fantasise about: food 155: Any question you’d like?nope

Have fun.

[melien]

100 questions tag

Tagged by @teekapoa, thank you! It was an interesting tag.

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

Closed. I like privacy :D

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

Hmmm no

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

Let’s just say my bed is a mess when I wake up

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

What no?

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

Not anymore

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

I don’t even cut them out

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

Neither xD

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

They show up only in summer but not really

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

No... sometimes I end up with a resting bitch face which doesn’t reflect my personality at all

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

I think people who don’t keep their promises. And who hate on others for no reason

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

Maybe... sometimes

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

I guess so

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

Noooope

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?

Sometimes xD

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

Only pens. Pencils taste yucky

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

Zero

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

Middle-sized one (I fit just right)

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

Happy birthday? Because it’s my birthday tomorrow

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

It’s okay for anyone to wear any colour they like

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

Of course!

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

50 Shades of Grey... it’s the most boring movie I’ve seen imo 

Also those movies where they harm animals

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

Hmmmmmm am I supposed to reveal this? :D

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Usually tea

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

Ketchup

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Pizzaaaaaaaaaaa

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

Back to the Future 1-2-3, Love Actually, 21-22 Jump Street

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

I don’t even remember who I last kissed on the cheek

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

Nope

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

Well if I had a flawless body, I’d think about it... but I think I wouldn’t either way

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

Damn it was so long ago I can’t remember

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

No, I don’t even have a car

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

Nope

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

No

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

Burger

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

A sandwich with cheese and sausage

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

12 am

37. ARE YOU LAZY?

Yeah

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

I remember dressing up like a witch once, generally I didn’t celebrate Halloween often

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

Ox

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

Four, not sure about the fifth one

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

Nope

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

Uh legos? Because I didn’t have lincoln logs

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

When something is very important to me, yeah

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?

I have no idea who they are

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

Nope

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

Oh yeah

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

No, I’m usually there with my parents

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

Sometimes

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

No xD

50. EVER USED A GUN?

Held a decorative gun at some museum

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

Long ago, I think it was for my passport

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?

Yeah, but there’s nothing wrong with this kind of cheesiness. I enjoy some musicals

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?

I don’t think so

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

Yeah I love them!

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

Probably berry pie

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

I wanted to be a teacher... what was I even thinking

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Maybe... but I don’t want to

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

Sometimes yeah

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

Shit xD

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

I do

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?

Yeah, it makes me feel cozy and warm

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

Old T-shirt and pants

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

Some local singer’s

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?

We don’t have them here

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

I don’t care xD

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

Maybe fritos, idk they seem similar to chips

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Peanuts!

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?

Has anyone?

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

I used to but I’m too awkward for dancing

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

I’d like both of our jobs be connected with travelling

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

I can xD

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

Oh man don’t remind me, we once had this contest in middle school and I was super close to winning but mixed up one letter (I think said c instead of s), and it ended with me crying so hard that my whole face was red at photos

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

When I’m happy, I usually laugh and blush

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

Maybe old ones

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

Yeah but it has no use now

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?

New Year night usually

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yeah... but now I’m not sure it was real love, rather huge teenage crushes

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

There’s a lot of singers and bands who I’d like to see! But I’ll probably never see them

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

Two days ago my friend dragged me to the concert of some Korean guitar duo. They were really cool and I felt sorry that barely anyone came

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

Hot tea, cold tea doesn’t have a taste for me

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

I can drink both

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

Um it’s hard

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

Yeah

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

I can (holy shit I actually had a dream today where I had to hold my breath under the water in order to escape some cruel kingdom without being noticed)

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

I’m good at pretending I’m patient

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

Band

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

Uh not really besides winning some Polish language contest at school and getting winning places at English contests but it doesn’t count does it

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

Nope

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

Green, only green!

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

I think I could when I was younger, because my mom is good at it and she taught me, but now I don’t remember how to do this

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

Living room if that’s what was meant

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Yeah

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

-

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

I didn’t have crushes at high school, I had them on celebrities and fictional characters

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

Nope

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

My sims xD

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

Yeah I do, but when I feel like I can ensure them a good life

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Maybe blue and pink

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?

My niece and my grandma

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT?

As usual, I tag everyone who’s feeling like going through these 100 questions :D

[periscully]

Hey Hanna, you wanna hate me? [ALL THE FUCKING NUMBERS]

Okay here we go

1: Name

Hanna

2: Age

20, coming up on 21 in August !

3: 3 Fears

I already answered this but needles, loud noises and failure

4: 3 things I love

My boyfriend, my friends, family

5: 4 turns on

A sense of humor, being supportive, being tall and fuck I dunno, being a genuine good person???

6: 4 turns off

Just being a straight up asshole for no good reason, bad body odor, I dunno just don’t be a dick and you won’t rub me the wrong way I guess

7: My best friend

My friend Brianna who I have known for like 7 years she the best

8: Sexual orientation

Probably straight but like there’s that unknown percentage that’s like oh hey girls

9: My best first date

I’ve never been on an actual date so

10: How tall am I

5′2″

11: What do I miss

Being able to hang out with friends

12: What time were I born

Grammar mother fucker

Hell if I know lets just say 4:20

13: Favorite color

Baby blue!

14: Do I have a crush

@docisnumber1 don’t tell him though

15: Favorite quote

“Despite everything, it’s still you” - Undertale ( shut up )

16: Favorite place

Cannon Beach

17: Favorite food

Mac n cheese

18: Do I use sarcasm

Honestly I’m not that sarcastic

19: What am I listening to right now

Music, Stayin’ Alive by the Bee Gees 

20: First thing I notice in new person

Their...face???

21: Shoe size

I think 8...maybe..I don’t wanna check my shoes

22: Eye color

Blue

23: Hair color

Brown

24: Favorite style of clothing

The comfy kind idk

25: Ever done a prank call?

I did and I felt horrible after

27: Meaning behind my URL

Its Peridot from Steven Universe and Scully from x-files

28: Favorite movie

Princess Bride

29: Favorite song

Probably Take On Me or Chandelier idk

30: Favorite band

Queen, it used to be Beatles but I’ve seen the light

31: How I feel right now

Fine I suppose

32: Someone I love

Macho man Randy Savage

33: My current relationship status

Happily taken

34: My relationship with my parents

Pretty good

35: Favorite holiday

Halloweeeeeeeeeen

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

I just have one piercing on each ear but I don’t wear earrings anymore cause they irritate my skin

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

Nah fam

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

THOSE DANK MEMES

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

I don’t have any exes

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

I send Doc a good morning message on discord everyday if that counts 

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

Its my mom so like family kiss ya know?

42: When did I last hold hands?

I held my brother’s hand on Sunday when taking him to a store

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Like..15 minutes if I don’t do make up and shit

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?

Ye

45: Where am I right now?

My room

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

Right now I guess my parents?? But I have never gotten drunk and there is no alcohol in the house so

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Reasonable level please

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

Yes

49: Am I excited for anything?

Going to my nana’s tomorrow and I’m gonna volunteer at my aunt’s store for a week so yay work experience 

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Doc

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

Sometimes when I’m depressed but usually people can tell when I’m like that

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

Maybe a day ago?

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

Never kissed anyone ( like in a romantic sense )

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

Nah

55: What is something I disliked about today?

*shrug*

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

DOC

57: What do I think about most?

Things I wanna do

58: What’s my strangest talent?

I dunno

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

Okay I hate the sound of applause and I will avoid anything that correlates with it. It kinda controls my life

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

A bit of both

61: What was the last lie I told?

“I’m gonna draw today”

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Video chatting

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

*Mulder voice* I want to believe 

64: Do I believe in magic?

IN A YOUNG GIRL’S HEART--

Not really

65: Do I believe in luck?

Eh...nah, I think things just happen and there’s no reason for it

66: What's the weather like right now?

Sunny and hot

67: What was the last book I've read?

The Once and Future King 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

The fuck?

69: Do I have any nicknames?

Peri and Banana

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

Uhh...not sure actually

71: Do I spend money or save it?

Both

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

No :c

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

A notepad

74: Favorite animal?

Sloths and bats !

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Browsing my phone

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

Trump

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Take on Me

78: How can you win my heart?

Be an adorable meme lord with a heart of gold 

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

Probably something from Haunted Mansion or Corpse Bride

80: What is my favorite word?

DOOT 

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

All the blogs being brought into that Woody’s Roundup thing

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

Shut up

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

I don’t...think so?

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

Congratulations you’re fucking dead

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

NOPE

86: What is my current desktop picture?

A monokuma wallpaper....fuck

87: Had sex?

Nope

88: Bought condoms?

Nah

89: Gotten pregnant?

Can’t do that if I haven’t done the doodly

90: Failed a class?

Maybe one it was like an organization class lol

91: Kissed a boy?

No

92: Kissed a girl?

Nop

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

dO YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS ?????????????

94: Had job?

Working on that

95: Left the house without my wallet?

Ye

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

Not that I know of

97: Had sex in public?

Nah son

98: Played on a sports team?

I was on a soccer team in elementary school

99: Smoked weed?

Everyday I inhale the marijuanas at the 4:20 blaze it with snoop and 

no

100: Did drugs?

Nope

101: Smoked cigarettes?

Asthma mother fucker

102: Drank alcohol?

I’ve taken sips of wine but that’s it

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

Nope

104: Been overweight?

Yes

105: Been underweight?

Don’t think so

106: Been to a wedding?

Ye

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

*distant laughter*

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

Probably

109: Been outside my home country?

Yes ! 

110: Gotten my heart broken?

Yeah

111: Been to a professional sports game?

Yup

112: Broken a bone?

Nah I was a very cautious child

113: Cut myself?

Kinda

114: Been to prom?

Yeah : | 

115: Been in airplane?

Mhm

116: Fly by helicopter?

I’ve been in a helicopter yeah

117: What concerts have I been to?

Hannah Montana.......

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

Don’t think so

119: Learned another language?

I tried to learn French but yeah didn’t work out

120: Wore make up?

Yeah

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

*fart noise*

122: Had oral sex?

*louder fart noise*

123: Dyed my hair?

Yes

124: Voted in a presidential election?

The last one yeah

125: Rode in an ambulance?

Yup..

126: Had a surgery?

Had my tonsils out when I was 7

127: Met someone famous?

Kinda? 

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

A little but like not too much

129: Peed outside?

Ever peed in a pool son?

130: Been fishing?

Like kiddy fishing and I hated it

131: Helped with charity?

Ye

132: Been rejected by a crush?

Who hasn’t?

133: Broken a mirror?

Maybe once?

134: What do I want for birthday?

A better computer and functioning internet PLEASE GOD

I FUCKING DID IT YOU PROUD OF ME CAMERON?

[founditinsilence]

All the numbers if you're down >:)

i can’t believe you asked this and i also can’t believe i actually did it

i got rid of some of the sex/relationship/drugs ones i have nothing to say for and some of the boring ones (eg i can’t imagine anyone caring about my shoe size??)

(i hope someone reads to make it worth all that typing haha)

1: namealice

2: age19

3: fearsmy family dying and fire

4: 3 things I lovethe colour yellow, the sea, when people say ‘sweet dreams’5: 4 turn onsnice smile, making me laugh, good taste in clothes, intelligence

6: 4 turn offsarrogance, stubbornness, being racist/homophobic/ generally bigoted, smoking tbh.

7: my best friendi love her so much. we’ve known each other since we were 4 or 5 but we grew together as two separate friendship groups showed their true colours. she’s naive and doesn’t understand sarcasm and has the nicest smile and is the most selfless person to ever exist outside of a disney cartoon. we’ve been through some really shitty times together and not once have i spoken to her without her making me laugh or smile.

8: sexual orientationso bi

9: my best first datethe only date i’ve ever been on i realised was a date half way through so i’m not really the best person to ask

11: what/ who do i miss?home

12: what time was i bornhalf 11 at night

13: favourite colouryellow

14: do i have a crushkind of

15: favourite quote“every human life is worth the same, and worth saving”

16: favourite placewhen you’re walking towards the sea and the blue appears over the horizon

17: favourite foodpizza

18: do i use sarcasmnot much

19: what am i listening to right nowmy ‘world’ playlist on spotify, it’s supposed to mean i can’t get distracted by the lyrics while i’m doing revision but it’s actually just meant that i spent the last 10 minutes dancing round my room to despacito

21: shoe size6

22: eye colourbrown

23: hair colourbrown. i’m about to dye it lighter

24: favourite style of clothingi want to dress like the cast of skam; long coats, jumpers, beanies, bright lipstick. my actual style is more like ‘yes this is the identical striped top i was wearing yesterday but i swear i wash them i just ordered 5 in the sale at forever 21′

25: ever done a prank callme and my friend prank called 999 when we were about 6. it ended up as our voicemail message.

27: meaning behind my urlif i was a witch i’d be interning at flourish and blotts as we speak

28: favourite moviepride! is the one i rewatch the most. i do love to wack hairspray on though when i fancy a bit of a dance

29: favourite songat the minute probably no other way by jack johnson. it’s always calmed me down from being a little girl, my mum would put the cassette in and i’d lay my head on her lap in the back of the car when we went on long drives

31: how i feel right now?like i should be sleeping

32: someone i lovemy friends

33: current relationship statussingle

34: my relationship with my parentsgood. it used to be Awful with my dad but we’re so much closer after he went through cancer and a whole load of other shit happened to the fam

35: favourite holidaychristmas

36: tattoos and piercings i havejust my earlobes pierced!

37: tattoos and piercings i wantthere’s a pinterest board for that

38: the reason i joined tumblra girl from school i thought was super Cool shared stuff from hers on facebook and i found it funny

43: how long does it take me to get ready in the morningabout an hour if i’m making a proper breakfast, packed lunch and doing make up and my hair

44: have you shaved your legs in the past three daysno

45: if i’m drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of menever happened, but one of my flatmates. they’d find it hilarious

47: do i like my music loud or at a reasonable levelloud if i’m home alone, otherwise quiet

48: do i live with my mum and dadwhen i’m not at uni, yes

49: am i excited for anythingfinishing my exams and going home for my birthday, seeing my best friend, and coming back up to uni to celebrate with everyone!

51: how often do i wear a fake smilea lot

52: when was the last time i hugged someonethis morning when i met up with my friend

54: is there anyone i trust even though i shouldn’tidk, i think 

55: what is something i disliked about todayi was the third wheel with two of my flatmates who are better friends

56: if i could meet anyone on this earth, who would it bemy “soulmate” or whatever you’d call it idk just someone i can read in bed with and maybe buy a cat

57: what do i think about mostif something really bad or really good has happened recently i tend to obsess about it for days

58: what’s my strangest talenti’ve always been the person people in class have asked to do their bubble writing for them

59: do i have any strange phobiasi’m a little afraid of birds tbh. like not a full on phobia but i like them as much as spiders

61: what was the last lie i toldconstantly pretending i’ve done more revision than i actually have so people don’t judge me

62: do i prefer talking on the phone or video chattingboth are traumatic experiences but phone calls

63: do i believe in ghosts or aliensyes aliens (as in life on other planets not green ppl) and i believe noah czerny can do anything he sets his mind to if that counts

64: do i believe in magici rly like that post where it’s like, maybe we all have little super powers we just don’t realise are magical, like someone who always catches their toast when they drop it and someone who’s never broken a bone. i believe in little magic like that

65: do i believe in luckyes

66: what’s the weather like right nowit’s stopped raining for the first time all day

67: what was the last book i readfar from you by tess sharpe

69: do i have any nicknamesmy dad calls me dodger. i think it’s because of how many jammy dodgers i had as a kid but i’m not sure

71: do i spend money or save itsave, then have the occasional shopping spree

73: is there anything pink within 10ft of meyes so many things i love pink, my mirror and candles and towels are pink and i have a few pink clothes

74: favourite animalbeluga whales. i also love hedgehogs and bears

75: what was i doing last night at 12ami think i was watching crazy ex girlfriend?? but i’ll be honest the past few nights have kind of blurred together

76: who do i think satan’s last name isthis is so random and after studying paradise lost i should be able to come up with an intellectual answer but i really can’t

77: what’s a song that always makes me happyshut up and dance by walk the moon

78: how can you win my heartjust be genuinely nice and smiley

79: what would i want written on my tombstonei don’t think i want a tombstone!! they’re really sad and i definitely don’t want to be buried

81: my top 5 blogs on tumblr@chronicintrovert​ , @siriuslyweasley​ , @lilieevans​ , @alrightpotter​ and @lilyvans​ are getting the most of my love apparently!! which makes sense bc they’re all fab

82: if the whole world were listening to me rn, what would i sayshhhhhhhhhhhh. sshhhhhhh.

83: do i have any relatives in jailummmm no close/ blood relatives no

84: what superpower would i choosemaybe healing

85: what would be a question i’d be afraid to tell the truth oni guess if you asked me to name/describe a crush or anything like that, i’m a bit iffy about sharing really personal stuff now

86: what’s my current desktop picturea generic one of a tent under the stars

95: have i ever left the house without my walletyes i did it too many times at school it was a nightmare

96: bulled someone on the internet?no never!

98: played on a sports team?nope i tried to avoid playing sports at school as much as i could

103: am i vegetarian/veganvegetarian, although i can go a good few days without having any dairy

104: been overweight/ underweightno i don’t think so. my view of my own weight’s always been a bit skew whiff though so who knows

106: been to a weddingyes but only two, my cousin’s and my aunty’s

107: been on the computer for 5 hours straightthat was basically my life every day after school

108: watched tv for 5 hours straighti always have friends reruns on in the background for hours

109: been outside my countryyes! i’ve only left europe once though

114: been to promyes, twice

115: been in an aeroplane/ helicopter/ ambulanceyes, no and no

117: what concerts have i been tobruno mars, luke friend, and a few festivals. my mum used to take me to the x factor tours when i was younger

118: had a crush on someone of the same sexhooooo boy. oh boy. yes

119: learned another languagei did french and spanish up until a level. i learnt a bit of sign language but i’ve forgotten it all now!

123: dyed my hairi literally did it for the first time ever today! it’s not a proper dye, just a lightening gel to get a bit of an ombre 

124: voted in an electioni voted remain in brexit and i’ll be voting again this time

126: had surgeryyes, i had to get an extra tooth removed before i could have braces

127: met someone famousi was once in manchester and bumped into the cast of coronation street, eastenders, hollyoaks and emmerdale on their way to an awards show it was wild

128: stalked someone on a social networkobviously

129: peed outsideyes sometimes that’s been the better option when we’ve pulled in at grim service stations lol

131: helped with charityyes! my best friend is super into charity work and i’ve helped out at a few of her fundraisers and stuff. i don’t have any regular donations set up but i give when i can

132: been rejected by a crushno i never give them the chance, everyone always knows who i’m crushing on because i’m So Obvious about it but i never actually say anything to the person

134: what do i want for my birthdayit’s coming up soon actually! i’ve asked for some earrings and some money towards getting prescription sunglasses so i can see on holiday

135: how many kids do i want and what will their names bei like the names ellie and jacob and i think i want two! but i might want none or one who knows. i don’t really like to think about the future with a massive Plan™ because anything can happen and i don’t wanna be disappointed

136: was i named after anyonenope! my mum just liked the name

137: do i like my handwritingwhen i put effort into it, yes. it’s really scruffy at the minute though, i’m just trying to get through notes as quickly as i can!

138: what was my favourite toy as a childi always loved stuff like dolls houses and books that opened up into a house that you could put paper furniture and people in

139: favourite tv showright now i’m loving this is us, jane the virgin, crazy ex-girlfriend and brooklyn nine nine. they’re just (bar this is us Every Single episode of that show has left me a crying mess) happy and cheerful and feminist and lovely and have saved me from exam season god bless

141: play a musical instrumenti learnt keyboard all through primary school but i tried to pick it back up recently and i could barely manage hot cross buns

142: one of my scars, how did i get iti went on my french exchange friend’s scooter and didn’t realise i didn’t know how to stop til i was half way down her (very steep) drive. (i was 16). i fell over the handle bars and still have the scars on my elbows and shins.

143: favourite pizza toppingveg and hella cheese

144: am i afraid of the darkVery atm because one of my flatmates likes to scare people when they leave their rooms at night

145: am i afraid of heightsno, i’m actually really good with heights! 

146: have i ever got caught sneaking outno, when i was about 6 i very proudly announced that i was leaving home. i think i got to the end of the drive

147: have i ever tried my hardest then been disappointed in the endi put the most effort into my art gcse project then ended up getting the worst grade in it of all my subjects. still bitter

148: what i’m really bad attalking about myself!!! (believe it or not 150 questions later)

149: my greatest achievementeveryone who knew me before uni is really amazed when they meet me again because i’m So much more confident and happy speaking to people

if you’re still reading omg well done thanks for sticking with me hope at least some of it was vaguely interesting x

[bassdropinikywt]

92 Truths

Rules: once you have been tagged, you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose however many people you want to tag!

I was tagged by: @annnnnnaconda lmao

LAST…

[1] drink: Coffee [2] phone call: My sister [3] text message: My mom <3 [4] song you listened to: Fly Me to the Moon by Frank Sinatra (look it up, I love him) [5] time you cried: yesterday lmao

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: no [7] been cheated on: yes [8] kissed someone and regretted it: no [9] lost someone special: yes [10] been depressed: LMAO yeah I have chronic depression [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no sir bc I am a lady

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] emerald green [13] red [14] mandarin orange (I used to hate orange, but I love this shade)

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: [15] made new friends: yes and I’m so happy about it, I love them all [16] fallen out of love: yes [17] laughed until you cried: yeah, it was about a dumb joke that goes “What’s red and bad for your teeth?” “A brick” I laughed so hard I almost peed [18] found out someone was talking about you: yes [19] met someone who changed you: yes [20] found out who your true friends are: yessss [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: lmao yeah

GENERAL: [22] how many of your tumblr friends do you know in real life: zero [23] do you have any pets: Yeah! I have a beautiful baby boy named Graham! He’s my cat n I love him [24] do you want to change your name: eh maybe [25] what did you do for your last birthday: It was really awkward because I’d just moved in a school and no one knew anyone, but all of the girls in my hall threw me a party and got me a cookie cake and a bunch of presents!! It was so sweet of them and we’re all friends now. Also, my mom and aunt came to visit me and we got Italiannnn [26] what time did you wake up: Today I woke up at 7:30 because my cat was being a douche [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: I was face timing my sister [28] name something you cannot wait for: I can’t wait for this summer, I have an awesome job working as a FLORIST and I can’t wait to start [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: Like two weeks ago [30] what is one thing you wish that you could change about your life: I wish I didn’t have all of the baggage that I have and I wish I could love and forgive more easily [31] what are you listening to right now: L-O-V-E by Nat King Cole, it’s a jazz day I guess lol [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: lmao nooo [33] something that is getting on your nerves: douchey ex boyfriends lol [35] elementary: yeet [36] high school: hell no [37] college: College is probably the best thing that I’ve ever done thus far [38] hair colour: Brownnnn [39] long or short hair: Short hurt, don’t curr [40] do you have a crush on someone: I plead the fifth [41] what do you like about yourself: I like my ability to entertain people [42] piercings: mah ears  [43] blood type: A Positive [44] nickname: I don’t have one [45] relationship status: single and ready 2 eat pringles [46] zodiac sign: Virgo [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav tv show: How I Met Your Mother [49] tattoos: no yet my dude [50] right or left handed: right

FIRST… [51] surgery: I have never had surgery [52] piercing: Mah urs [53] best friend: A girl named Leah, we kinda grew apart tho, but it’s not sad we Gucci [54] sport: Tee-Ball, and I quickly found out that I’m the shittiest athlete to ever exist ever [55] vacation: I would send my mom and aunt to Hawaii, they deserve to go and have less time than I do [56] pair of trainers: I don’t even know what trainers fucking are dude, I’m sorry

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: nuffin [58] drinking: coffee [59] i’m about to: check my email, shower, then go to class [60] listening to: Beyond the Sea by Kevin Spacey (look this one up too, it’s really good and it was probably your grandma’s favorite song when she was in high school lmao) [61] waiting for: a fucking break [62] want: a hug: honestly if I got a hug right now I would probably cry [63] get married: to the right person, yes [64] career: if i knew I’d fucking tell you lmao

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: both, but in different ways [66] lips or eyes: eyeballs [67] shorter or taller: tallerrrrr [68] older or younger: older [69] romantic or spontaneous: romantic [70] nice arms or nice stomach: nice arms [71] sensitive or loud: sensitive [72] hook up or relationship: hook up [73] troublemaker or hesitant: no one ever gets anything changed without making trouble, now do they?

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger: no [75] drank hard liquor: yes [76] lost glasses/contact lenses: yeah, sorry mom [77] turned someone down: yes [78] sex on a first date: lmao yeah [79] broken someone’s heart: probably not [80] had your own heart broken: yes [81] been arrested: not yet my dude [82] cried when someone died: yes [83] fallen for a friend: yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself: yes I do [85] miracles: yes [86] love at first sight: I believe in infatuation at first sight, love is much harder [87] santa claus: no [88] kiss on the first date: yes [89] angels: yes

OTHER… [90] current best friend: Alyssa, Emily, and my sister <3 [91] eye colour: brown [92] favourite movie: I don’t think I have one

I tag: @peaceloveshelley, @overs-tay-ing, @hayhammo, @drex-swift, and @whataswift

My name is Anna by the way, and I’d like to know a bit more about you guys <3 

[illumi-nnaughtyy]

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I'm petty asf so here ya go 😂 1: Name- Bailey 2: Age- 17 (almost 18)3: Fears- lol everyone y'all 4: 3 things I love- my dog, pasta, & Morgan 5: 4 turns on- kindness, intelligence, effort, & being funny 6: 4 turns off- not able to keep an interesting convo going, no sense of humor, treat waiting staff bad, and not being good w/ kids7: My best friend- MORGANNN8: Sexual orientation- just living my life homie 9: My best first date- never had one 🙃10: How tall am I- 5'1 (I'm small)11: What do I miss- Izzy💗12: What time were I born- idk I think like 12?13: Favourite color- blue or green14: Do I have a crush- a huge one send help15: Favourite quote- "Live Life For Bella"16: Favourite place- anyplace outdoors or anyplace with coffee 17: Favourite food- ANY AND ALL PASTA 😍18: Do I use sarcasm- lolololololol all the fucking time 19: What am I listening to right now- nothing, but I have headphones in which is weird 20: First thing I notice in new person- sense of humor 21: Shoe size- 6 1/222: Eye color- blue/green23: Hair color- blonde 24: Favourite style of clothing- tshirts I guess 25: Ever done a prank call? I was in middle school once so yep 26: Meaning behind my URL- I liked the song Wake me up by Avicii when I made my blog forever ago :/27: Favourite movie- not so many but atm probably The Proposal 28: Favourite song- too many to chose from 29: Favourite band- idk don't listen to a lot of bands 30: How I feel right now- happy 😊 31: Someone I love- My dog Jake 32: My current relationship status- single 33: My relationship with my parents- I'm really close w/ both although my mom & I argue a lot (about politics and religion mostly), but my dad is my fav human to ever exist 34: Favourite holiday- probably Valentine's Day or Christmas 35: Tattoos and piercing I have- my ears are pierced 36: Tattoos and piercings I want- so many tattoos omg 37: The reason I joined Tumblr- I thought it looked cool?38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I don't hate her bc I've let go of that negativity but she probs hates me but it's chill 39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? I have recently & it makes me heart smile bud 40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? That'd be Morgan so YEET no 41: When did I last hold hands? When my dad was driving me to take my Midterm & I was nervous so he held my hand 42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Like 20 minutes, u less I shower then like 40 minuets43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Yepppp 44: Where am I right now? Laying in bed 45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Morgan probs 46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOUDDDD47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Mom48: Am I excited for anything? The future 49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? My dad 50: How often do I wear a fake smile? Anytime I'm at yee yee south Paulding high school 51: When was the last time I hugged someone? Honestly so long ago it's kinda sad52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? They would be an invisible person bc I haven't kissed anyone 53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Probably 54: What is something I disliked about today? Yes55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Hmmmm probs lexi or obama 56: What do I think about most? School tbh 57: What’s my strangest talent? My dedication 58: Do I have any strange phobias? I irrationally hate the dark bc I'm five 59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both idc 60: What was the last lie I told? That I wasn't mad that my dad wasn't picking me up until tomorrow 61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Both is fine I prefer in person 62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Def ghosts but idk about aliens 63: Do I believe in magic? Nah64: Do I believe in luck? Ehhhh not really 65: What’s the weather like right now? Cold as hell66: What was the last book I’ve read? Medical Law, Ethics, and Bio Ethics 67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Kinda 68: Do I have any nicknames? Bai & Angel 69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? Broke my arm & my knee 70: Do I spend money or save it? Both 71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? Nope72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? My room walls 😅73: Favourite animal? My dog 74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Talking to lexi 75: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Trump 76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Brown eyed girl 77: How can you win my heart? Make an effort to remember the little things & make me laugh....also if you're good w/ kids 😍78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? "This bitch was lit asf"79: What is my favorite word? Content 80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr yeet too much work to do this 81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Why are we all so hateful?82: Do I have any relatives in jail? Yes83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? To know everything 84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Idk depends on who's asking 85: What is my current desktop picture? Trees 86: Had sex? Nope 87: Bought condoms? Yes (as a dare)88: Gotten pregnant? Nope 89: Failed a class? Nope 90: Kissed a boy? Nope 91: Kissed a girl? Nope92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Nope 93: Had job? Yes 94: Left the house without my wallet? All the fucking time ugh95: Bullied someone on the internet? No bc I'm not an asshole 96: Had sex in public? Nah 97: Played on a sports team? Yes 98: Smoked weed? No 99: Did drugs? No 100: Smoked cigarettes? No 101: Drank alcohol? Yes 102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No 103: Been overweight? No 104: Been underweight? Yes 105: Been to a wedding? Yes I love them so much 😍😍106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? I do online college so sadly yes 107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Lololol I'm trash so yes 108: Been outside my home country? Yes 109: Gotten my heart broken? Many times110: Been to a professional sports game? Yes111: Broken a bone? Yes112: Cut myself? .....113: Been to prom? Yes114: Been in airplane? Yes 115: Fly by helicopter? No116: What concerts have I been to? 4 Taylor Swift, 1 Carrie Underwood, & 1 one more that I can't think of 117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Lololol so many times 118: Learned another language? Like 2 years of hs Spanish 119: Wore make up? I'm an ugly toe so yes 120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Nope 121: Had oral sex? Nope 122: Dyed my hair? Yes 123: Voted in a presidential election? Nope 124: Rode in an ambulance? Nope 125: Had a surgery? Yes 126: Met someone famous? Yes 127: Stalked someone on a social network? All the fucking time 128: Peed outside? Yes 129: Been fishing? I live in Georgia so what do u think?130: Helped with charity? Yes 131: Been rejected by a crush? Lol all of them132: Broken a mirror? Sadly 133: What do I want for birthday? Money 134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? Idk maybe 2 or 3? And I want to name them Dani, Andi, or Amelia 135: Was I named after anyone? Some bitch from my mom fav tv show 136: Do I like my handwriting? Noooo it's horrid 137: What was my favourite toy as a child? A Mickey Mouse teddy bear 138: Favourite Tv Show? Soooo many but atm scandal 139: Where do I want to live when older? Idk just not in Georgia 140: Play any musical instrument? The recorder that I learned in 4th grade 141: One of my scars, how did I get it? I have one on my knee from falling off of my bike & breaking my knee cap 142: Favourite pizza toping? Mushrooms bc I'm trash143: Am I afraid of the dark? Yes 144: Am I afraid of heights? Very 145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? Nope 146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Everyday fam 147: What I’m really bad at? Telling ppl how I feel 148: What my greatest achievments are? My academics for sure 149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me? Prefer not to say 150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery? Pay for college 151: What do I like about myself? Not gonna lie I've got some A+ boobs 152: My closest Tumblr friend? Hmmm idk 153: Something I fantasise about? Moving out of my house & being independent 154: Any thoughts on the paranormal? That it's scary as fuck 155: Free question: Any question you’d like to ask, be it rude, fun, curious, strange, sexual, random, meme related, etc! Lol one wasn't asked