#she's literally trying to rizz him up to his face n he's still like but does she LIKE like me tho

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Jay stop being cringe you're literally married to this woman

[toecrust69]

I love the Batsis that’s obsessed with cat woman, can we see how she Interacts with Selina in person?

A/N: OMG IM LITERALLY SO GLAD U ASKED. Also, sorry if this took a long time to answer!!

Oh and ur like 13 or 12 in this and Bruce and Selina are in a relationship (sorry if this was a stupid thing to metion)

I feel like it definitely depends on the situation, yk?

By that I mean whether or not batsis knows about Selina being Catwoman

If she doesn't know about it, she'll definitely fangirl about it to her

Since nobody else in the manor wants to talk about it, she's your last resort

It doesn't make her uncomfortable tho, she actually finds it kinda amusing

Like

Can you imagine your boyfriends daughter fangiling about how hot, badass, cool, and iconic you are without even knowing they're fangirling over you?

She'd listen closely to every word you say, pride swelling up in her chest

"She's so cool! I'm honestly kinda jealous of Batman." She smirked and looked over her shoulder at you before responding.

"Really? How so?" She asked curiously.

"I dunno man, I think it's the fact that he gets to hang out with her everyday. If I ever see batman I'm gonna ask him for her number."

"Hang on, how old are you? And how do you know Bruce won't blow up?" You stopped chewing on your cereal for a second, thinking about what you'd say next

"First of all, Bruce should be proud of me! I just got the phone number of one of the hottest and most iconic people to ever live. If he doesn't feel proud or at the very least jealous, I don't know how he'd feel" you shrugged mindlessly

"Ok, but how old are you?"

"... old enough"

Your definitely her favorite, but she'll never admit it

About the body pillow...

She'd probably buy you more just to piss off Bruce (he had no idea you bought it)

She'd also buy you a bunch of merchandise of her

This includes shirts, shoes, pants, hats, pillows, underwear, glasses, posters, socks, etc.

Are you sad?? Don't worry, she has a catwoman mug in her purse custom made just for you :))

On the other hand, if you already know who she is, it's gonna be a bit of a mess

You'd definitely figure it out after fangirling about her for almost 6 months

You'd feel a bit embarrassed for a second before quickly recovering and going back to normal (for the most part)

To say the least, you'd constantly try to get her number or at the very least flirt with her

You know those tiktoks talking abt poetic rizz? Just imagine that if they were brought to life and now it's you

You'd follow her around the halls of the manor and batcave while reading out one of the latest poems you either read or made just for her

She ends up having to stiffle a laughe whenever your reading it to her and Bruce comes in with a huge frown on his face

He'd tell you to stop only for you to continue shortly after he leaves the room

" I would rather swim in a stormy sea than sail calm waters without yo-" you were quickly interrupted when Bruce came busting through the door with a huge frown on his face

"Stop it! She's almost 20 years older than you, leave her alone"

"Oh my bad, I'll stop" you answered dryly

"Good" He said sternly before walking out the room, leaving you and Selina alone. You turned around to look at her with a cocktail smirk, "I think he's jealous I'm trying to steal his girl and it's actually working ;)"

Yea no Bruce absolutely hates it

He doesn't like the fact that her daughter is getting more attention from his gf than him😭😭

But he knows that she'd never leave him for a 13 year old girl with amazing rizz like you, right?

... right?

Every time she comes back from a mission without you, you'd ask he about it

You'll listen intently to every word she says, making tiny comments every now and then

Once you turn 18, you'd rent an apartment and let her know so she can visit whenever she wants (yea ur still obsessed with her)

One time, you ended up not going on patrol for a whole week because you were sickand she came to visit you with chicken soup in her hands

You thanked her profusely and kept on offering her some stuff like water or food but she always declined

She was your guest after all

Am iconic one at that

She'd watch movies with you for a while before eventually forcing you to sleep

Then next day she'd invite you to go rob some jewelry stores with her, ivy, and harley

Speaking of ivy and harley

they absolutely adore you!!

Ivy never fails to notice how all the plants around you seem to lean into you when you walk past them

Your like a magnet and she seems to have gotten stuck onto you as well

I REALLY HOPE THAT MADE SENSE😭😭

Harley also can't help but notice the way her hyenas cuddle up to your legs whenever you come over to her apartment

She'd smile softly from the kitchen as she watched you play around with Bud and Lou

Oh and Selinas cats also like u

You're actually kinda fond of cats but you've never met any until one day when you can over to Selinas appartment

You'd only ever seen cats on TV or on the internet but never in real life

You were having fun playing around with her 10 cats until you began aggressively sneezing lmao

You ended up spread out on the floor, arms outstretched as the cats began surrounding you

You were still sneezing, just not as bad anymore

That was until one of the cats walked up to your face and began licking your face

You could feel a strong sneeze coming up but you didn't want to scare him away so you ended up having to hold your breath so you wouldnt sneeze

You held it in for such a long time that even Selina wondered how you were still alive

But you couldn't hold it in for too long so you ended up sneezing anyways lmao

Sorry if this was kinda short, should I make a pt.2??

Oh and credits to @thesharktanksdriver , she inspired me to make this and u can tell bc I used the same layout as her. Her writing is amazing and I highly recommend you read it!!

[violetwitch12087]

The evans reactions to reader saying a kinda flirty joke to them/ headcannon

Evan Peters

"are you my favorite food? Cause i be craving you all the time"

Would be a little confused at first and start laughing a bit

You guys would both burst out laughing till you cant breathe for a while

"im never saying anything like that again" "what no it was cute tho"

Thinks it's cute and that's your guy's thing now

Tate Langdon

"are you a ghost? Cause i see you being my boo"

Immediate burst out laughing to the point hes hunched over trying to breathe

"was it that bad?" "N-no baby-" *more laughter*

After comes up with a even more funnier more flirty joke and you guys just end up coming up with more and more jokes

Would definitely love it tho

Kit walker

"do you have a name? Or can i call you mine?"

Would definitely have a big smile

Would grab your waist and smile while looking at you

"well you already can ms walka"

Gives you a big ole kiss

He adores your jokes all the time and sometimes comes up with even better ones

Kyle Spencer (pre death)

"do you drink soda? Cause you look so-da-licious"

Would probably become a little flustered bc lets all be honest hes so boyfriend and hes so babe

Would probably need a little reassurance idk

"wow, you really mean that?" *Nods*

Would definitely make a even dirtier joke and you would be the one blushing 100% hes the king of dirty jokes in my mind a little bit only when you guys are messing around he wouldnt just say it hes not like his frat brothers ugh i hate them

Jimmy Darling

"are you a sea lion? Cs i can see you lion in my bed tonight"

I feel like he would smile a bit then would deff say something that you would like blush like crazy at

Would deff walk over to you and kiss you

Yall when i tell you this man would not be playin with his joke

Yall would be busy...and tired... For a while...

James Patrick March

"If i had to wait my entire life to experience your love, i would. for when im withered away i’d have experienced heaven before i’ve even reached it" (i didnt come up with this one or any other one jst wanted to say that)

You would have to use something poetic for him to truly understand idk i jst feel like he would mainly understand then

His heart (if it was still beating) would literally burst

Never wanted to kiss you more in his lifeeee (his life already ended) (damn im just clownin him mb i love him)

"oh my dear, *says the best poetic rizz ever to the point your jaw literally drops*"

Was deff waiting for an opportunity to use that poem/ poetic rizz on you

Kai Anderson

HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH NONSENSE?!

HOW DID YOU EVEN THINK TO DISRESPECT HIM LIKE THAT

Literally thrown down the basement stairs

Winter has to probably try and save you from him or after hes done slapping you across the face she comforts you

Get with winter

Shes the one for all of us tbh

Or he would probably "punish you" by fucking you really rough or something

Yeah just get with winter

Peter Maximoff

"damn you're fast. Are you my heart? cs its going as fast as you"

Deff a blush would come onto his face

Would say something cocky

"wanna see how fast i can go doing something...else?"

Literally the king of dirty jokes everyday and all day

You would end up blushing and yall would deff uh...be busy after that..

Also i didnt make any of these pick up lines sooo😭