#she's innocent your honor
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rainsfiction · 9 months ago
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rewatching anatomy of a fall and all i'm saying is if i was an iconic bisexual writer dyke with a sexy french lawyer as the one that got away and my loser husband with lots of ideas and no accomplishments spent all his time playing a 50 cent instrumental at full blast and whining about how much of a failure he is... i would've killed him too
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incorrect-marmalade · 6 months ago
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Marmalade: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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gidianthe · 2 years ago
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shauna shipman can do literally whatever she wants for the entire rest of the show like seriously how do you expect me to hold a girl with big sad brown eyes accountable for anything
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rraaaarrl · 1 year ago
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glad u agree 💅
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She was so real for this 🥺
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a-great-tragedy · 3 months ago
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Pandora buries the all bodies of Barty’s victims in her flower garden but she also gives the flowers out to the families at the funeral
“They reminded me of them-“
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blondwhxrewrites · 6 months ago
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Raccoon Reader steals the Slytherin boys things and the boys find and chase her around the castle to get there things back???
I hope this is good, this is this is my first ask 😅
It's perfect hun 😘
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"Yeah and then I was like-"
The group of girls turned around eyebrows shooting up as they watched a raccoon skitter down the hallway, in its jaw was a sack filled up with shiny things and what looked to be clothes.
"Get back here!"
"How the fuck is she so fast?!"
Rounding the corner, the group of boys chased after the raccoon, several shouts of anger and annoyance leaving all of their mouths at once. The girls watched as the group of Slytherins ran down the hallway after the raccoon, who was clearly having the time of their life being chased.
"uhhh—what the fuck was that?"
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samcoving · 5 months ago
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I seriously hate Cole. Why you questioning people that have no business being questioned??
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inezthefish · 6 months ago
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yes i used my own tumblr post I’m fucking hilarious
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iknowicanbutwhy · 14 days ago
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Oh you're asking for it BOOP ATTACKS!!!!!!!
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The girls are FIGHTINGGG they are FIGHTINGGGGG over who gets to be SACRIFICED, AGAIN
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bubblin-trouble · 2 months ago
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[On the walls of the infirmary, the shadows begin to warp. They take the shape of…one of those videos of kids falling over but with detailed shadow pictures.]
— @nrcsfavoriteshrimps
Calypso’s eye drifted up to the walls of the infirmary, her face taking on a curious expression as she examined the shadows on the walls. She watched as the shadows danced, like a moving picture. It brought a small smile to her face.
The sight, at least temporarily, took her mind off of the throbbing pain in her right eye and in the rest of her body.
It was one of the first little flames of light that had been brought to her ever since she had recovered from her overblotted state. It was probably the first time that she had truly smiled in days.
Calypso found herself reaching up towards the walls, despite her arm screaming at her to stop moving and rest.
“Heh…just like those cartoons at home…”
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potatocrisp · 2 months ago
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Little zarra doodle
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incorrect-marmalade · 8 months ago
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Marmalade: I'm upset because everyone's mad at me for no good reason.
Otis: Why don't you tell me what happened, and in a gentle, loving way, I'll explain to you why you're wrong.
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beyonceiswonderwoman · 5 months ago
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The writers are trying to show that Emily isn’t perfect but jokes on them cuz she fucking is. They could never make me hate you!!
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grimgrazia · 3 months ago
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I adore this so much, it’s like therapy but better
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localclownbaby · 23 days ago
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guys guys some people need to stop hating on my girl lizzie in fics to justify sebaciel. yes they ARE freaks and the ARE meant for each other we been knowing.
leave my queen alone she deserves an apology, a moral compensation for dealing with her bitch ass fiancé and a good husband who will shine light on her excellence and who respects her above everything. ciel isn't awful to her, he obviously cares but he's neglectful nonetheless.
she's not an annoying bitch, she's not some kind of brat who throws tantrums and manipulates people she cares about. yes she's a lot but she's just a girl for God's sake and she's in love with the idea of them being together bc that's all she was being prepared for in her life - the watchdog's wife. allow her dignity or else 👊👊👊
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wednesdayorwhatever · 2 years ago
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get you a girl that can do both:
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