#she's a bun with a gun and a million puns!!

[silly-goofy-mood]

One day I will learn to animate and I will animate the scene of

Lacewing: You're in the land of the Fey!

Serenity: Wild!

Because Jess's pun game is truly on another level

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Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online - Episode 07

You ever get that lingering feeling that you miiiiight have fucked up big time? I’m kinda getting that right now. …Anyways, anime. It’s Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale Online, episode 07! Here we GO!

-It’s mid-March. LLENN is in the game, and waiting, as Miyu logs in…And oh my god she’s tiny. She’s as tiny as LLENN! And loving it, though then they get harassed by a guy wanting to buy her account. …She’s even considering it, until LLENN drags her ass away.

-Opening!

-So down into the saloon, where LLENN gets to see Fukaziroh’s stats and god damn you’ve got some solid numbers! Where LLENN is all AGI, Fukaziroh manages to cram an absurd amount of STR into that tiny body. So, she’s got a thousand credits to start with, which is just what the game starts with…

-Well, LLENN can offer some premium currency. No, no, save your real money! They need it for the concerts and for you taking her out to some fancy sushi restaurant! LLENN literally never agreed to that. …Though if this goes well, it will be worth celebrating…

-Also, why Fukaziroh? Isn’t that what you named your dog as a kid? …Also why did you name your dog Fukaziroh? It came off a language pun and a pet bird she had at the time. He was a good dog.

-So they need scratch. How about this M guy? And then Fukaziroh bails out to let LLENN call him, and go bask in the attention that only a cute and tiny girl in an otaku game can receive.

-Episode 07! “Second Squad Jam”

-Eventually LLENN and Fukaziroh meet back up, and Fukaziroh got talked to by forty three guys. She could totally rock a reverse harem situation in GGO. …No, bad Fukaziroh. Bad! Anyways, M’s left a dead drop for them since he can’t be seen associating with them. Not just any dead drop, but one containing ten million credits. Holy balls. “I’m ready to marry M! Tell me his contact info!”

-You ever have that friend where you’re never entirely sure whether they’re joking or serious, and so your entire life with them is just an endless limbo of maybe-irony? Fukaziroh is that friend.

-So with this kind of cash, Fukaziroh goes looking aaaand she’s bunned her hair with a knife for a hairstick. …This fuckin’ girl. So nothing in the shop is catching her eye…But this is the normal shop. Not the underground rare goods shop!

-Where Fukaziroh finds a grenade launcher, and she is DOWN TO CLOWN. Contrast LLENN, who thinks it’s ugly as hell and has none of the smooth grace of her P-chan. Anyways, they’ve got two of them in stock in the rare drops. Fukaziroh immediately decides she has to have both. Grenades launchers are, naturally, the best. Also she immediately decides M is now her sugar daddy and she is going to spend that sugar. Six million for the both of them? DONE. And give her a full case of those premium grenades!

-Late March. Fukaziroh has kitted the fuck up, and is learning how to use her new babies. She and LLENN start forming a solid strategy where Fukaziroh uses the launchers’ sheer range to basically be tiny artillery, and then LLENN sweeps in to mop up in the confusion and take out the trash.

-And then she makes LLENN learn how to dodge in the thick so she can bombard while LLENN is still in the field. YOU ARE THE WORST. But, LLENN has some strategies of her own she wants to test out.

-Cut over to the school. Saki’s rallying her team. They’ve trained. They’ve honed their skills. They can claim victory! But there’s that big guy, M. They need a plan for how to deal with him and his shield wall. They need a weapon capable of dealing with that shield, because knowing him, he won’t let them get behind it. So they’re going to compile everything they have, and get a gun powerful enough to STRIKE!

-Which is when Kana gets an alert…And it’s for the GGO app. LLENN’s entered the Squad Jam! And under the name Team LF…Not LM like last time? Oh, that makes things interesting…Saki makes the decision, they’ve got to go on lockdown. LLENN is now their rival for this glory. No contact with her. They all need to go into this clean. For the next few weeks, she’s their enemy!

-But all the girls mostly just talk about the opportunity to eat more sweets and drink more tea at her place after. Truly, they are a terrifyingly serious and precise military squad.

-Goushi makes the call, about that one specific team entering…

-Indeed, all of the major challengers take notice. Who wouldn’t, with the winner of the first Squad Jam finally entering after a huge delay? And LLENN and Fukaziroh work on their strategies, honing their skills…

-Until the day of the preliminary battles comes on. LLENN, of course, has to give zero fucks about them because she’s seeded, so instead it’s time to talk logistics of the battle. They’ve made a few changes. The big one, is that the scans won’t just show you where teams are, but team names. You’ll be able to know where everyone is. Their goal is simple, to track down team PM4.

-PM4. They pulled a language pun. The death of Pito and M. Dark. Also, you’ve got to watch out for team SHINC, they’ll be gunning for a duel with LLENN. Their first goal is just to deal with Pito, and then she can worry about SHINC…

-But real talk, LLENN is worried. She’s scared she’ll fail. And if she does…People are gonna die. But nothing to do about it right now. Worry in the thick if you’re going to worry at all. …Thanks, Miyu. For everything. She wouldn’t be able to do this without you.

-And okay, it’s the 4th. The big day. Karen’s got no work, no classes, she seals up her bedroom away from all light, she’s done her business and put on her comfiest pajamas. It’s time to jam.

-Miyu, to contrast, has been working on…How many pints of ice cream is that?! She has EIGHT tubs sitting on her fucking desk. Best case, she’s the kind of slob who would leave a container out for a week after emptying it. Worst case, those are all from today.

-And indeed, LLENN is learning that Miyu is sick to her tumtum because she ate too much ice cream and is stuck on the toilet. She is…Displeased.

-While the squads start coming in. There’s some big players here…Team Memento Mori have some strong reputations, and SHINC of course are big deals. And then, M arrives, the second half of Team LM from the first jam…With an entire masked team? Pito comes on up, making a big show of it as she joins her squad…

-And Memento’s leader knows Pito all too well. He used to squad up with her back in the early days of GGO. …She’s a fucking nutcase, watch your back around her. She’ll betray you in a second, and fights with a death wish.

-So as things are lining up, someone notices LLENN’s not around…In fact, a lot of people notice! But then LLENN and Fukaziroh desperately get in at the last minute, and the crowd goes wild for the champ! Pito comes over, and both of them know how serious this one is…

-It’s time. With thirty seconds left, everyone gets ready. LLENN only has time to remind Pito of their promise, and that she intends to win. Come on, Fukaziroh. Time to kick some ass!

-They get put into the staging area, where they learn one last-minute change; they’re making the scanner breakable this time. So be careful with it. Both girls fling their travel cloaks aside and equip guns! Fukaziroh has named her launchers Rightony and Leftania. Any idea what Pito will have? Not a one. LLENN’s never seen her use the same gun twice. They’ll be going into a total unknown.

-Nothing they can do about that but face it. Only thing for now is put on their war faces, and lock and load!

-Credits!

The more Miyu we see the more ridiculous she gets.

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WEEK 9 - What U Sound Like [prod. ayeBLOKE]

In an era flooded with music on a daily basis, the soundscape starts to sound very similar. Gets so bad the first thing you think when hearing a new song is, Who this sound like?

PLEASE LIKE, SHARE, RETWEET Thanks for the listening

BLOKE who am i? bloke the one and only hun trust me they over done i over won son, call me pop I'm the closest one show you how to make flows of your own and run i'm just waiting on the power its supposed to come i been smoking for some hours think i broke a lung i'm just waiting on rihanna tell her open up i'm big time now we supposed to fuck better have my money or we posted up got a white bitch with me and she coked up looking like harley quinn with the joker gun put you in a box with the chauffeur tux gotta stay grinding I'm homer son kings stay rising over them tryna stack bs like a oprah pun niggas from the town like we owe you one

HOOK sounding like drizzy lil nigga you biting sounding like sean lil nigga you biting sounding like kid ink lil nigga you biting migo flow, nigga no stop bitin nigga what you sound like tell me who you know drop shit like this this an easy call hit this lick right quick

MURK who am i? close to big, close to pun nope it's the chosen one rollin something with killa cali potent skunk in a rush like the bigger brother close to run banging on a muthafucka like a poster of michael jordan as he soaring from the dopest dunk I'm just waiting on bey to let me poke her buns shit i got time i can wait till hova done son, i be the nigga with the flow that come 1 in a million and i be chilling the coldest one not to big on religion but i'm the holy one thats evander you biting niggas should owe me one