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moldy-flowers · 1 month ago

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Actually tweaking bc in the little modern naruto au in my head that I'll never be able to write something about bc it changes every 4 seconds, I'm realising that I might have to make Naruto transphobic against Sasuke. Purely bc Naruto was canonically transphobic against an armadillo.

Anyways that's how my day is going hbu.

#See the thing his he was already slightly homophobic but when Sasuke pre transition came out as lesbian Naruto started to like understand #Then team seven went to a pride parade and actually being gay looks sick asf and then Naruto had a Pan awakening arc #But now I realise that be probably won't be as immediately accepting of Sasuke going from ftm #But because its Sasuke he's trying hard to understand but he just kinda doesn't #Sigh I'll just have to get killer B to knock some sense into him #Then Sakura; bc heterosexual SasuSaku may be a cool ship but lesbian SasuSaku is my roman empire and it makes for such a nicer ship #Modern basic Ssk got together in like uni off and on but Modern cool Ssk have been in love since Sakura said when she became a doctor #she'd create a genderswitchinator for him when they were like 9 watching Phineus and Ferb #Then Naruto very confused said “but Sakura you can't switch genders [Deadname]'s a girl” then he and Sakura started arguing #And Sasuke had a crisis that sent him back a few years #I'm actually writing too much I think about this too much probably #Sigh if only I had the motivation to write a 300k long fic about modern Naruto...#No one would read it but It would probably be very fun to do #Naruto #uchiha sasuke #naruto shippuden #Naruto uzumaki #I already have the arc where Sasukes parents and family struggle with understanding him not Naruto too #But then again it IS Naruto so he'd probably get over it faster than other people #But oooohh I'll probably have to think about him actually saying some really harmful things to Sasuke on accident #UGH can they never have something nice for fucking ONCE #Its always “Sasuke has extreme dismorphia and self hatred from being raised very traditionally” or “Sakura has an ED bc the beauty standard #In modernJapan are probably way way worse than in a world where they're all ninja focusing on not dying and Sakura already had a bad view #on her body THEN so imagine her now"#But it's never “team seven go out on a field trip and NO ONE gets hit by a truck”#modern naruto #Moldy-flowers

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