#she’s such a brokie

[hawnkoii]

Hii I wanted to know why Sumine has those ribbons on the sleeves of her kimono?

Sure! Because the clothes she wears technically don’t belong to her, they belonged to her parents before they passed.

She grew out of her own clothes, and instead of buying new ones, she just wore her parents old clothes. They’re a bit loose on her, so she adjusted and tailored them to fit her size

Also she kinda doesn’t have that much money

The sandals and kosode belonged to her mom, the hakama belonged to her dad

The sleeves are too long, but she didn’t want to completely ruin and snip the clothes. So instead of cutting the sleeves and adjusting them, she just tied them with ribbons

Not a single thought behind those eyes…

[universestreasures]

ME AFTER READING THAT AHMES/TOSHIKI ASK @crimsonkaiser​ JUST DROPPED ON ME LIKE DROPPING A DAMM MICROPHONE...

[clowningaroundmars]

GODDAMN i cannot wait to finally get this damn new phone yall my mf iphone is melting like icecream

Its funny, everyone says iphones are super reliable and great and all… that is until after the damn phone hits 2 1/2 years of continuous usage ofc! Fuckin planned obsolescence >:(

[b3ach-bunn7]

CHANGE OUT OF SOMETHING YOU KNOW

You’re the League of Villans new healer. Messages between you and their resident arsonist.

slight nsfw, more just teasing than anything else

(title based off the blood orange song plz listen 🙏)

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October 8th

2:06 pm

You: hi, idk if Shigaraki told you but I’m the leagues new healer!! I think we r bedroom neighbours :D

You: so if u need anything I’m a room away lol

Dabi: K

You: wow so articulate

Seen

October 10th

12:09am

Dabi: Shiggy says go to the bar

You: okay

You: what did he need?

Seen

October 11th:

4:40 pm

You: did u eat my leftovers

Dabi: 🧐

You: BRUH

You: ur buying me more idgaf

Dabi: Hell no

You: I’m gonna tell kugisaki then

Dabi: Okay? Tf is he gonna do

You: aren’t u on his Spotify family plan

Dabi: Fine I’ll fucking buy u more fatty

You: HAHA

October 13th

10:09am

Dabi: Shut the fuck up

Dabi: Ur so loud

You: that’s what she said 😂

Dabi: Actually kys

Dabi: Turn that shit down

You: aw ur so nice 🥰

October 15th

2:06 am

You: can u shut up it’s 2am

Seen

October 19th

1:18 am

You: where r u

You: shig says u need me

Dabi: I don’t need shit

Dabi: I’m fine

You: right so the blood trail leading to ur room is just decor then?

Dabi: Getting a head start on Halloween

You: just let me in 😒

October 20th 

3:07 pm

You: where do u get the staples for ur face and stuff

Dabi: Y

You: just Y is crazy 😭

You: I’m getting supplies for the league

Dabi: Target

You: ???

You: they’re just normal staples???

You: I thought they were like medical ones

Dabi: Too expensive 

You: brokie

Dabi: Kys 

You: okay and what if I did

Dabi: Mission accomplished

You: prick 

October 22nd

11:31 pm

Dabi: Need healing

You: what’s the magic word 😁

Dabi: I’ll burn u to a crisp?

You: omw!!!!

October 25th

8:43 pm

You: do u guys do anything for Halloween

Dabi: R we 12

You: duck off

Dabi: 🦆 

You: STFY

You: ykw I mean

You: like a party or smth

You: or do I have to source my Halloween activities outside of the league

Dabi: Idk

Dabi: Ask Toga

You: okay thanks for nothing 🙄

Seen

October 25th

10:01 pm

You: ME AND TOGA R HAVING A MOVIE NIGHT

You: 🤪🤪🤪🤪

You: u are invited 

Dabi: K

You: its for Halloween so u have to dress up

Dabi: The fuck

Dabi: Y

You: togas never cekebrated Halloween

You: and she got kinda sad when I asked fo i told her we can dress up here

Dabi: Oh

You: so if u can come she’d greatly appreciate it!!!

You: and ig I would too 😒

Dabi: Yh you’d love me there

You: shut up 

October 29th

3:43 am

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: R u awake

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Wake up

You: wtf do u want 

You: its theee am

Dabi: Ik but I need you

You: huh

Dabi: Healing

Dabi: Got hit bad

You: oh shit okay

You: you in your room?

Dabi: Tes

You: coming

Dabi: Lol

You: bros dying and is still cracking jokes

October 29th

2:05 pm

Dabi: Does ur quirk always do that

You: do what?

Dabi: Hurt u

You: oh thattt

You: well it like gets rid of ur pain and injury but part of the pain had to go to me 

You: has*

You: my pain tolerance is high tho so idm most of the time

You: ur wound was just kinda bad yesterday so it hurt a bit more than usual 😅

You: or this morning ig

Dabi: Oh

Dabi: I didn’t know that

You: lolz it’s okay 😝

You: I’m used to it

Dabi: Thx ig

You: you guess?!??!

Dabi: K

You: YOU kys 

October 31st

7:06 pm

You: YOU ACC DRESSED UP :D

Dabi: I’m wearing plastic fangs

You: I see those eyeliner bite marks on ur neck

Dabi: Y r u looking at my neck freak

Dabi: Should be watching the movie not me

You: shut up

You: does this mean u wear eyeliner

Dabi: Shut the fuck up

You: HAHA

Dabi: Never text me again

You: ughhhhhh ur soooo emo 🖤🥀⛓️

Seen

November 4th

5:09 pm

You: DABI

You: DABIIIIIIUIII

You: PLZ MY CREAMTION KING

Dabi: Cremation u freak

You: LMAOOOOO

You: that was an accident

Dabi: What

You: can u come with me and toga to watch the fireworks 😝

Dabi: Ur actually on Togas dick

Dabi: Leave her alone

You: r u jealous I’m not hanging with u :/

You: I promise we can go out

Dabi: Ew

You: rude

You: plzzz just come

Dabi: 😳

You: UR SO GROSS

You: we r leaving at half past

November 8th 

4:07 pm

Dabi: Grab black hair dye on ur way home 

You: what brand

Dabi: Manic panic

You: wait does this mean ur hair isn’t actually naturally black??

Dabi: No the dyes for Toga

You: ohhh okay

Dabi: Ur so fucking stupid

You: LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭

You: can I help u dye it 😝

Dabi: No

You: PLEAAAAAAAASE

Missed call

Dabi: Never call me again

You: PLEASE

Dabi: Fuckijg hell

Dabi: Fine

You: YIPEEE

November 12th

1:15 am

You: dabi istg

You: shut the actual fuck up

You: both of you

Missed call

You: bro ur actually pissing me off

You: WE SHARE A WALL

You: I CAN HEAR U TEO FUCKING LIKE IM IN THE ROOM WITH YOU

You: I actually hate you 

November 12th

3:06 am

Dabi: Soz

Dabi: Lol

Dabi: We’re finished now

You: yeah I could fucking tell 

You: dickhead

Dabi: 🙁

Dabi: I was just giving her a good time

Dabi: I can show you if you’d like

You: she’s literlaly still in the room with you u degenerate 

Dabi: You been listening?

Dabi: Freaky 😛

You: FUCK YOU

November 15th

10:06 pm

Dabi: image attachment

Dabi: Tf is this

You: it’s yakult idiot 

Dabi: Why is it in my room

You: oh I heard u say to toga u can’t buy them cause

You: ur a famous villain and stuff

You: so I bought some when I was out 😝

Dabi: Why

You: omg we’ve upgraded to full words

You: idk I just saw them and remebered so i grabbed them

You: if u don’t want them I’ll come grab them sorry if I made u feel weird

Dabi: Shut up it’s fine

Dabi: Thx

You: 😝

November 17th 

9:07 pm

Dabi: image attachment

You: HAHHA

You: WHAT HAPOENED

Dabi: Some weird ass slime guy in an alley way

Dabi: Spinner got hit

You: he looks like those alien toys that come in the slime eggs

Dabi: 🤣🤣

You: poor baby

You: I can’t heal that

November 20th

11:16 pm

Missed call

Missed call

Dabi: What did I say about calling me 

You: plz pick up

You: I think this guy is following me

You: and I’m scared

You: I took like three turns anrbhes still behind me

Dabi & Y/N, Time elapsed: 45 minutes

November 21st

12:15 am

You: thank you for earlier 

Dabi: It’s ok

Dabi: What did he look like 

You: uhm a bit shorter than u, brown hair and I think brown eyes

You: he was wearing a green bomber jacket and he was by the corner shop

You: why

Dabi: None of ur business 

You: I can hear u leaving ur room

You: where r u going

Dabi: Shut up

You: right 😭

November 22nd 

1:06 am

You: bro not again

You: please STOP

You: can’t u go back to their place for once like 😭😭

Dabi: He’s busy 😘

You: girl idgaf

You: go be busy somewhere else 

You: or stfu

Dabi: Sorry

Dabi: She took my phone 

You: again idgaf just plz shut up I wanna sleep

Dabi: K

You: 🖕

November 24th

9:09 pm 

You: me and twice are watching a movie if you wanna join 

Dabi: What r u watching

You: hot fuzz 😝 

You: a classic 

You: u probably don’t even know it 

You: it’s kinda underground and too cool for u

Dabi: I do fucking know it

Dabi: Cornetto triology

You: …

You: literally in love with u rn 😍

Dabi: Shut up

Dabi: Coming don’t start without me

You: okayyyyyy

Dabi: Stfu

You: 😞

November 30th

8:07 pm

Dabi: Turn ur music down

Dabi: Y/N

Dabi: Y/N

Missed call

You: what did I say about calling me 🥀⛓️🖤

Dabi: Turn ur fucking music down 

You: It’s chappel roan 🙁

Dabi: I don’t give a fuck

You: KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAT

Dabi: Stfu

You: AND UR EATING ME OUT 😔😔

Dabi: You wish

You: :/ don’t ruin Chappel for me

Dabi: I’d show chappel a good time

You: She’s a lesbian u freak

You: EYE will show her a good time

Dabi: Can I watch 😍

You: Ew

Dabi: 😔

December 2nd

6:36 pm

You: bro

You: where tf is kugisaki

You: do yk 

Dabi: Nah

Dabi: What do u need 

You: I’m so fucking cold

You: the heating in my room isn’t working😔😔😔😔

You: and I’m gonna die of coldness

Dabi: L

Dabi: Can’t relate

You: where r u rn

Dabi: Couch

You: okay I’m coming

You: ur gonna warm me up thanks for offering I accept

Dabi: Tf

You: On my way! 

Dabi: Lol

You: shuddup 

Dabi: Stay in ur cold room then

You: IM SORDY IM SORRY

You: u can keep talking forever 

Dabi: Good girl

Dabi: Bring the yakult from my room

You: okay 😁

December 10th

5:45 pm

Dabi: Are u crying

You: omfg can u hear me

You: that’s so embarassing wtf 😭

Dabi: Why r u crying

You: lmao I’m just on my period

You; I saw a tik tok of those army dads coming home and they always make me cry

Dabi: Lol I just heard u sob again

You: yeah it’s so funny 

December 10th

6:10 pm

You: DABI

You: DID U GET ME THESE

You: THE CHOCOLATE AND THE heavy duty pads

Dabi: No

You: :D u so did

You: thank u :((

You: how did u know I like m&ms 😝

Dabi: Cause ur always eating them fatty

You: HEY

You: I’ll cry again

Dabi: Loser

You: yeah a loser u bought chocolate for 

December 15th

9:18 pm

Dabi: Why r u crying again

You: why r u watching me freak

You: it’s movie night not Y/N night

Dabi: I can hear u sniffling ur right next to me

You; YH cause ur warm

You: idk my sister loved this movie

Dabi: Why is that making u cry

You: because she’s dead 😁

Dabi: Oh

You: yeah oH 

Dabi: Damn

You: LMAO 

You: thank u for the comfort 🙏🙏

Dabi: Idk what to say 😔

You: people usually say sorry

Dabi: I’m not saying that shit

Dabi: i didn’t kill her

You: LMAOOO

Dabi: There there 

You: that works 

You: just keep me warm and I’ll be okay

Dabi: I’m not a human heater

You: my body is telling me smth different

Dabi: 😒

December 18th

5:07 pm

You: bro do u have my laundry

You: I think spinner put it in ur room by accident 

Dabi: He did 😁

You: why r u so happy about that

Dabi: Cause ur pink panties are so pretty

You: I’m gonna kill myself!

You: STOP LOOKING AT MY JNDERWEAR 

Dabi: Its not my fault theyre all over my bed 

Dabi: So u like lace

Dabi: Noted

You: I hope u know I’m on the ledge rn

Dabi: Aw don’t be shy 

Dabi: Its nothing I haven’t seen before

You: whore 

Dabi: A good one

You: I’m coming to get them and no words will be exchanged between us

Dabi: Boring

December 19th 

8:37 pm

You: oh dabi 😁😁😁😁😁

Dabi: No

You: u don’t even know what I want

Dabi: Yes I do

Dabi: Toga and Twice asked me and I said no

You: :(

You: plz it will be so fun

You: and the limit is ten pound plz

You: I haven’t done a secret Santa in ages and forever

Dabi: No

You: pleeeeeaaaaaaaaase

You: :(

Dabi: Fucking hell 

Dabi: Ok

Dabi: If I get shiggy I’m buying him Vaseline

You: YIPPEE

You: thank u :D

Dabi: Stfu

December 23rd

11:52 pm

Dabi: Come to my room 

You: fuck off

You: yk I can see u from the living room

Dabi: Oh

Dabi: Okay?

You: u ain’t slick lil bro 😭

You: also yk that’s not even mistletoe

You: I think that’s just a twig from outside

Dabi: Again

Dabi: Okay?

You: shut up

Dabi: Plz come to my room I need healing 🙁

You: SHUSH

December 25th

2:06 am

Dabi: y/n

Dabi: why arnet unhere

Dabi: ehy am I dirnkifn with shiggy and teice 

Dabi: shouod be with u baby

You: oh dabi :/

You: I told u I wanted to stay and watch Christmas movies with Toga 

You: r u drunk 

Dabi: ovviusly 

Dabi: come to the bar

Dabi: wanna kiss you 

Dabi: bring the miserlloe

Dabi: miseltoe

You: shut up

Dabi: xome shut me up with ur mouth

Dabi: so hot

Dabi: are u wearing that lacy underwar 

You: plz stop talking about my underwear 🙏

Dabi: vant stop thinking about them

Dabi: wanna fuck you white youve still got them on

You: okay!!!! I think that’s enough drinks for u!!!!!!

Dabi: no im beirng fr

Dabi: ur so hot

Dabi: hmerry christmas 

You: merry christmas dabi

Dabi: my lisp really hrut 

Dabi: kiss them better

You: hypothetically I could

Dabi: pelase baby

You: goodnight!!

December 26th 

3:07 pm

Dabi: I meant all of it btw

You: 😭😭 u drank half the bar 

You: how r u even awake

Dabi: Fucking headache

You: I can heal it if u want

Dabi: Please

You: okayyy omw 

Dabi: Wait

Dabi: Did u open ur secret Santa

You: wait no I didn’t

You: cause u wanted to be different and leave it in my room and not under the tree

Dabi: Open it first

You: okay………

You: Dabi

Dabi: 😁

You: is this fucking christmas themed lingerie

Dabi: 😁😁😁😁

Dabi: Wear it while u heal me

You: DIE

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do I think the LOV would actually be this close and family au? Probably not. Do I care? HELL NO. Ik he’d be such a degenerate even if he is a cutie deep down

also the whole “he’s busy 😘” thing is him trying to get over u and realising he acc wants to fuck YOU and not the random girls he’s picking up on the streets

I feel like my Britishness comes into play so much in these text posts so plz excuse it.. but I just love Touya.. my inspiration has been crazy recently but plz don’t get used to this 😔 uni is only getting busier

[diyahatnight]

↳ Model for love

Pairings: Gojo Satoru x gn! reader

SMAU

Fluff, angst

Synopsis: You and your best friend are models, you both made the decision to become models together when you were 12. Fortunately, you both fulfilled that dream but you modeled at different agencies. You lived a pretty quiet life, famous, pretty, had a lot of friends, single, and rich. Gojo on the other hand lived almost the same life, the difference was he wasn’t single. His parents forced him into a relationship that he doesn’t want to be in when he was 19. He’s a grown man, he can make his own decisions? But he feels obligated to be in this relationship in order to please his parents and this girl. He’s almost 99.9% sure that this girl also isn’t happy in this relationship and is cheating, but for some reason he just won’t leave. No one knows the reason why. not even him. You know him like the back of your hand. Maybe you can fix this? Maybe you can finally get him to fulfill his promise he made to you at twelve? “Let’s get together when we’re older!”

➜ Disclaimer! This is a gender neutral reader. But I have a problem with using she/her pronouns and forgetting to use they/them pronouns. You can portray y/n how ever you want because y/n is you! Photos used will be based off aesthetic…

Comment on Taglist✿ to be added!

❥ Chapter one

01. Who’s Rachel?

02. Anything for “Love”

03. Since when?

04. Call me instead.

05. A break.

06. Single (finally)

❥ Chapter two

07. “Couples” trip

08. Easy

09. Nobody important

10. brokies

11.

12.

[junglejim4322]

This is the straightest thing I’ll ever post but when I was 14 the girl I had a crush on told me she liked John green but I was a brokie and couldn’t afford to buy his books so I read them in books a million and I’ll never forget sitting in the BAM cafe reading the part in the fault in our stars where they’re making out in the holocaust museum and thinking man I’m never reading something to impress someone ever again

[lipgloss3ater]

pls commission me i need concert tickets im a brokie...

comms • my yt • my pinterest • spotify • airbuds

do not repost any of my stuff or directly copy it

im ava ava bo bava banana fana fo fava fee fye mo mava

she/her

i really like frank iero and the cellabration nd drawjng

[whackk-kermitt]

Nicknames

EDITED CAUSE I FORGOT TYR! oops🫢

Genre: Headcanons

Warnings: None

Summary: Your nick(pet)names for each other!

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Kratos

Kratos doesn't do nicknames..

But every now and then, when you guys are alone and he's holding you, he'll call you “My Love”.

Other then that, he just loves your name.

However you have about a thousand nicknames for him.

Only a few nicknames stick around for a while.

Like; Love, Old Man, & Handsom.

Some of them are one hit wonders.

Mostly things related to recent events.

Most most of the nicknames flop.

All of them confuse the hell out of anyone who's recently met you too.

Calling him things like; cutie patootie, snookums, Pumpkin pie, Cuddle bear, softy, Cuddle butt, sweetie, sugar, love muffin, etc.

Noobody understands how any of them apply to the man your talking to, but their to intimidated to ask.

Kratos doesn't mind them; he’ll never say it, but he thinks they’re sweet.

Atreus thinks they are hilarious!

Mimir will totally tease him for them..

Atreus

Atreus would likely only ever call you an abbreviated version of your name.

But also one or two that comes up every now and then to tease you. 

Most likely related to an animal you resemble characteristically or physically.

You'd call him Tre, or cutie.

Whenever ‘Cutie’ comes out he blushes like crazy.

Even if he's heard it a thousand and one times.

Mimir

He's old-fashioned, so simple and sweet works for him!

He'd call you, Dear(my dear), Lovely, Honey.

And if nobody else is around: Sexy.

You'd keep it just as simple with him; sweetie, honey, hubby.

Or if your mad at him… ✨Bowlingball✨

Freya

She's not really ever put effort into giving you a nickname.

You don't think she's ever called you anything but your name, actually.

Yet you've called her, my love, beautiful, dove, & honey.

They never failed to make her smile.

And it’s not even the nickname, it's the look in your eyes when you say them.

So genuine and sweet she can't help it.

Sindri

This man is awful at nicknames!

He has never settled on one he likes for you.

Every time he tries a new one out he thinks it's horrible says it out loud and goes right back to the drawing board.

You don't think they are that bad.

You almost always call him Sin, or Sweetie.

‘Sweetie’- especially when you got that love-sick look in your eye- makes his knees weak.

They completely buckled the first time to said it.

Brok

Doesn't matter who’s around, if he's not calling you by your name, it's Hot Stuff.

You'd just call him Baby, or Brokie.

He loves ‘Brokie’, but he groans and complains when you say it cause it's of the teasing he gets from Sindri and the others.

He'll tell you, “Come up with something else!”

But you never will, and he's secretly grateful.

He just likes how cute you look when you greet him saying, “Hello, Brokie.”

Heimdall

Yeah.. He definitely doesn't do nicknames.

He has none for you.

The few times you've called him by a nickname(like Honey, sweetie, cutie) he just gives you side eye.

But he lets it slide cause he knows when you do it you're just teasing him.

Plus he enjoys your laugh when he gives you that look.

You don't dare to do that in front of others.

Tyr (sorry I forgot lol)

Tyr adores your little names for him.

Despite cranking your neck to meet his eyes, you call him nicknames that don't apply to his size.

Names like, Baby(often telling him “You're just a little baby.” All cute like.)

Calling him Tiny, Cuite, and to tease him Little Guy.

He thinks it's as funny as it is endearing.

In return he calls you Big Girl/Boy.

He loves the way it catches you off guard every time, makes him chuckle when your face goes red.

But in reality, he typically will address you as Love or Lovely.

“Hello, my Love.”

“You look wonderful today, Lovely.”

It's to the point where someone thought that was your name for a short while.

The irritation on Tyr’s face when they called you that by mistake. . .

“They didn't mean it, little guy.”

He just groaned and smile down at his Lovely.

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I’m itching to write, but I'm running out of ideas! Someone give me ideas for oneshots, headcannons, something! Before I lose all motivation!

Kay, thanks, byyyeee!

Not proofread!

•Kermitts Masterlist•

[skymar13]

Back to school with the deku squad

Izuku

Stocks up on note books and pens (doesn’t even use them for school half the time)

Has had the same back pack since elementary

Buys store brand everything (they all have allmight on them even the backpack)

Def buys what’s on the teachers supply list

Loses pencils like crazy so he has to ask sometimes but gets lowkey annoyed when others ask for his things bc he’s alr lost half of his things

Takes deodorant that’s it

Ochaco

She’s our fav brokie

Reuses school supplies that are still good from last year

She gets the dollar general school supplies (they’re cheap and can be cute)

Buys a ten pack of gel pens and regular pencils

Keeps track of every single one of

Has also had the same back pack since she was little (even still has her address in the inside)

Has a small emergency bag js for herself

Takes deodorant and perfume

Tenya

Rich mcgee over here

Buys new everything bc he uses everything he buys

Gets the high dollar note books with the crisp pages

Sharpie pens all the way and only mechanical pencils

Buys a bigger back pack every year (engenium theme)

Lends out a pencil but will tell you off for not being prepared

Also follows the teacher lists to a T

Takes deodorant cologne and hair gel in case his locks come undone

Shoto

This is the first year he’s doing back to school (homeschooled fs)

Only buys spiral notebooks (all might themed)

Buys a plane back pack but a really good one

Buya the fancy pens and pencils bc the reviews were good

He won’t lend out his supplies he’d pretend to not hear you

And airpod user

Takes bandaides and alcohol wipes for training

Takes deodorant and cologne and gum

Tsuyu

Cottage core girly

Matching note book sets with the mushrooms and flowers and shit (water proof paper)

Buys a set of pens that are all a shade of green or yellow

Buys a water proof back pack so she doesn’t have to worry abt anything

Has a water bottle and won’t share it

Lends out her supplies if you ask nicely and she likes you

She either doesn’t take hygiene or takes a body mist

[unaturallybornkiller]

Nothing I hate more than a wannabe who tries to make drugs and alcohol sound cool!!!!!!!!! Please god shut the fuck up before I shove the entire wine glass down your throat and watch you choke on the shards!!!

Theres this girl who won't stop sending my girlfriend shit about her drinking alcohol and smoking weed or carts and basically begging for money. GET A JOB BROKIE!!!!!!!!! If you can't fucking get $10 from washing a car on the street, maybe you should fucking kill yourself!!!!!! I would hate to be so fucking incompetent. She thinks she's so fucking cool being a wannabe gangbanger, you're 15 and you still get your phone taken away. Your grades are slipping, work on your algebra dumb bitch

[hotdogflavoredwat3r]

Pussy MYSTERIOUS

Pussy DELIRIOUS

Pussy got a lot on her mind SHE SERIOUS

That pussy got GLOCK so it shoot A LOT

Pussy PINK, it dont STINK

But if its BROWN, ur eating DOWN

I dont fuck w brokies, they lower CLASS

That's why they DONT EAT MY ASS

💀💀💀

[violetsandshrikes]

god there was an old guy selling a bunch of things from his garage, and i was with my flatmate picking up something she got, and he had this beautiful old cathedral radio and it was a couple hundred, and i wish i wasn’t a brokie bc it was so beautiful and fascinating and you know when you interact with an item and become bewitched? yeah

[stinky-winky28]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEADE TELL US THE SAMUAL AND MARY ORIGINAL UNIVERSE STORY????????? I LOVE OCS PLEASE TELL MEEEE 🥺

Ugh FINEEEE

Okay so basically it's like 1688 and a guy (Sam) arrives in a town somewhere near Maine with his friend James. He's like a doctor and the town.... uhhh... overseer? Mayor? He's paying Sam to come and take care of his frail crusty mother. James is the mayor's son btw so that's how they got in contact in the first place.

When he gets off the boat he gets lost trying to find the mansion he gets jumped by a little ginger (foreshadowing????) and manages to escape and get up to the mansion. As he enters he sees James' twin sister, Mary, and immediately realizes its the person who tried to rob him.

So the deal is made and Sam starts doctoring but one day he's in his tiny little pioneer house when Mary barges in bleeding out from a bunch of cuts and yk doctor instincts kick in so he fixes her up. This becomes a regular thing so that's like their bonding experience.

Mary is the first to fall, but Sam takes like two whole years. Speaking of which, he disappears for like 2 years for an undisclosed reason and comes back with his mother and sister. Sam sees Mary once he gets off that boat and immediately wants to hit.

The robbing-healing thing starts up again and eventually Mary's dad is arranging a marriage for her because he's a brokie and a not good person. The whole point of her robbing thing was so her family wouldn't starve bc her dad made bad money choices and lost a bunch of money (and she didn't want to get married off).

So Sam decides to save up the money he has to convince her father to let him take her as his wife. Btw by this point Sam and Mary have already confessed to each other. Mary's dad agrees and Sam proposes, but Mary gets scared because she lowkey had a misandry arc and does NOT trust men.

She denies him, and Sam quite literally leaves because he has no reason to stay in the town anymore (Mary's dad doesn't pay him anymore). He's on the boat to leave when Mary does the "WAIT DON'T LEAVE I WILL MARRY YOU" and then they get married

They have a baby about 2 years into their marriage and Mary gets outed by someone that she cross dressed back in the day and she got taken away. Sam doesn't do anything when they pull her away but he's like oh wait she's gonna die and while she's being burned he jumps in the fire trying to get her off the pole and dies himself and he goes to PURGATORY!!!!! The baby is fine tho she got raised by Sam's sister.

There's a whole other arc that I don't want to explain bc it's still in loose development so nothing is solid rn but there you go

Also the ages go as follows

Sam is 16 when he meets Mary and Mary is 15

He comes back 18 and she's 17

They get married at 19 and 20

They die at 21 and 22

[zorosdimples]

Girl let's be real 💅, nobody wants to date a micropenis guy or a guy who's shorter than the girl. Guys only pretend to be nice because their fake character is the only thing that could potentially give him a chance with the girl. Why? Because men and women are different.

Guy can be ugly but if he's nice enough, funny enough and interesting enough, a girl will love him and even consider him handsome. Because of his personality. He makes her feel special.

But if a girl is ugly, guys won't fall in love with her. No matter how nice of a person she is.

That's why- guys will choose a pretty girl over an ugly girl any day.

And that's why- you should go after your standards and choose your ideal guy over an ugly brokie that you pittied because "oh he's so nice, he deserves a chance".

No girl, he's not nice. It's a facade. Because he knows he's lacking.

[norteigr-if]

How would the RO's act if someone was flirting with the MC and they were clearly making them feel uncomfortable?

hey, that's a scene in my notes! let's see here.

vargi is a big, big man who is known for making people cower in fear, so you know what? he'd just casually sidle up behind or next to the mc, cross his arms and glare. he has that aura of violence, whether he wants it or not, so any unwanted solicitors would quickly lose their stride and slink away. if they were more determined than that though, a slow settle of his hand on his axe makes even the bravest of vikingr rethink their course of action, so that's a last resort. he'd give the mc a quick glance and once-over, not waiting for a thank you, and leave once again.

broki would stroll over very casually and put his arm around mc's shoulders (if their height allows) and pull them away as naturally as possible, while putting on a show that he's courting them but without making the implication completely clear. he's a bit of a sneak, so he wouldn't make a big splash about it but once they're far enough away, he'd release the hold and check if the mc is okay, and offer to go out-flirt the unwanted solicitor. because he would, just to give them a taste of their own medicine, as strange as it would be.

svala has to keep her cool most of the time, but she's seen enough of her sisters and other priestesses in such situations that she would go off, but not in the explosive way. she protected the mc from vargi when they first came to midjabód, she can handle one creep who can't read the room. stern words, with a bit of disdain, and a threat of the gods looking upon their actions in shame, the promise of a curse already on her tongue; it's efficient to run even the most dedicated solicitor away. she would hold her full height until they left and then make sure the mc is okay, fretting over them terribly and asking if they want to leave.

randveig would straight up just get physical. she's dealt with situations like that in her tavern enough, so when her hand comes to shove them away, they'd be down on their ass and scrambling for a run already. being pushed by someone without any emotion on their face and knowing she's an old berserkir with the byname of kin-killer? anyone with ulterior motives or slimy intentions would stay a width away from mc after that, and even the ones who truly wish to know them might be a bit wary. it's a bit of a negative, sure, but safety guaranteed.

[dulcewrites]

I'm curious about everything fmo djats related! I would like to know more about the aftermath of the cheating, reader cutting everyone off etc but also how did they start dating and adjusting to finding out about the pregnancy, proposal and then raising a child 😊

Ok. I guess I’ll try and go in order

How they got together

So we established that hel and reader were roomies. One day reader comes home and finds Aemond on the couch, bass hand, hair over his face and she’d just like yeah #needhim

You can tell they like each other but they are both… challenged in that department

Aemond would be pretty oblivious to it at first. Chalking it up to reader being nice for his sister’s sake. She’d be pulling out all the stops and he just… doesn’t get it. It takes her literally spelling it out for him to get it.

I think they both have insecurities about relationships in general. It’s a new thing for the both them. They fumble through things but overall it’s a sweet relationship in the moment

Ironically, quinton joining the group is the thing that leads to them making official

Pregnancy/proposal

Reader went in to the doctors for a standard check up. Does the usual blood and urine test. Her doctor is like “were you trying to have a baby” and she’s like ???? IM A BABY

She debates even telling Aemond bc she’s going back and forth about keeping it

Aemond had a bad habit of writing lyrics on any piece of paper he can find. He’s over their apartment, and starts scribing on something he finds in reader’s night dresser. He finally reads it and sees it’s a pharmacy note for prenatal vitamins

He waits for reader to finally say something but then a week passed and he just snaps and tells her he knows

Reader breaks down bc she’s scared. Aemond tells her he’s gonna be there regardless of what she does, he just wanted her to tell him (she ends of keeping the baby)

As for the proposal, Aemond asks his mom for a family heirloom. It’s a ring that Alicent’s mom had. An oval cut emerald ring. Very classy very hightower (when they divorce, reader tries to return it to Alicent. She wouldn’t dare take that ring back from reader. Alicent considers it hers)

Aemond proposes the Christmas of that year. They get married the following year.

Reader has a cute baby shower. Viserys buys them an apartment (modern viserys like buying affection). Alicent offers staying with them for the first couple of months. Otto buys stock in Daella’s name. He’s not gonna be babysitting no brokies

Already said but reader ends up having a c section to have daella. In drama queen fashion, daella just won’t come during labor

The transition period goes as smoothly as it can for young first time parents. Daella is legend since birth, her cries feature in the back of a song on the first album

Like mentioned, reader’s parents basically cut her out of their lives after finding out she was pregnant. Her mom sends flowers and note when she gives birth

I see modern Aemond being a better dad than original recipe fmo Aemond

Divorce/aftermath (years after marriage)

So as previously stated, reader gets in her p.i bag to catch him cheating. She asks alicent to come over and watch for a weekend to do a pop up

He doesn’t deny the feelings. Reader goes off. Tells them all she doesn’t want them around daella. Now that freaks Aemond out. They postpone the two shows that had that weekend bc he follows her back home

Alicent is confused as hell 💀💀. Reader comes home mad and starts packing Aemond’s stuff. Aemond comes home hours later begging to be heard. Reader asks if he can look in the eye and say he would’ve at least told her he had feelings for someone else. He can’t answer (aka he would’ve kept lying).

Reader tells him she wants a legal separation. That happens while they finish the tour (lets say this is after the first album they do with alys)

It doesn’t escalate to a divorce till she realizes he not only keeps alys in the group (the others are like maybe we should cut our losses) but seems to be keeping in regular contact with her. Reader takes it as disrespect.

The divorce proceedings start off slow bc Aemond is dragging his feet. Reader pulls out the big guns and says she will go public with the cheating and have sole custody if he doesn’t corporate.

As for cutting people off. She changes her number. Puts her name on the lease of the place viserys got them.

Quinton, Helaena, and Aegon all try reaching out the first couple of months after the fallout. They get no answer, not while actively in the band. There was a particularly nasty argument that happens when they (hel and Aegon) show at the penthouse. At this point she just wants to be left alone.

The next time she really interacts with them is during a party for daeron. It’s distant and cold but contact none the less

The riff filters out into the band. They really only get together to make music. As thing reconcile with Aemond and reader so does things within the band’s dynamic