#she’s so flyyyyyy

[delllasoul]

let me tell u what she cryin for.. (whyyyy?)

cus I’m flyyyyyy

[thegeminisage]

ok we are SO back 1 hour yet again let's get these redeads

EWWWW the weird tree from before is like...birthing them. so gross

ZELDA?????????????? omg evil zelda time!!!

lol how buliara in these voiced cutscenes just grunts. cmon just dont have her here

....................

i saw something flying that looked like a giant dragonfly? but it had limbs? glowing eyes????

and im like: no way. no way no way no way. but i shot it down. killed it with fire. gibdo bones. THEY HAVE INSECT WINGS AND THEY FLYYYYYY

cathy did say "wait for it" when i asked if they were scary. kill it WITH FIRE those bitches are NOT gonna get the jump on me i'm a seasoned veteran

oh wow. theyre called gibdo HIVES. whats worse than redeads? making them BUGS!!!

oooh am i gonna build town defenses...that's really cool

ok. ive prepped!!!! im nervous!!! but we are doing it!!!!!!!!!

absolutely WICKED thunder and lightning happening outside rn. totally rainless. the ambience.......

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THEY CAN CRAWL FAST WHAT THE FUCK

THEYRE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FAST! THE ONLY THING THEY ARENT IS FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god i did it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that was really. really scary

lol and immediately a blood moon. rip.

awww barta let me fire the canon and got scolded lol

EWWWW gibdo WING!!! gross loot

oh man going thru the sand shroud and getting beset upon by redeads...bad. they were shambling slowly and i got em fast but i don't like not being able to see them from a distance

oh my god this light puzzle 🥺 it really IS like the spirit temple...i LOVE that throwback weh

um.......idk what to do at this second pillar lol. do i like turn it? hit it?

sidetracked by a shrine. monsters around it, quicksand, the works. walking in quicksand is CRAZY i just noticed how fast it drains your stamina......

found a travel korok lol. sorry buddy you're gonna have to wait. i cannot see shit

i'm just gonna look up this pillar thing. rip.

YES ok theres a pushing wheel thingy i missed bc of the shroud. ok

tbh thank fuck for my sandboots i could never do this with having to walk slowly

AAAAAA i found more redeads. a trail of arrows stuck in the sand leading up to them...spooky

this puzzle being a triangle <3 triforce iconography

ZELDA?????

it's fake zelda........................................

i gotta admit, it's less shocking once you know she's really flying around up in the sky lol

oh my god oh my god oh my god THIS IS ITTTTT this is the thing from the trailer!!!!

oh. gibdo hives bad

lightning temple! i knew it would be lightning

weh the music.

my god it's HUGE...i guess i just have to get to the top?

remind me of the pyramid from alttp lol. like The one yk

every time i think i'm at the top i find more layers!! am i even doing this right? if there's a cool way to do it i don't want to miss that...

i made it, but nothing up here...there must be a way inside i'm missing

omg you can blow away sand with tulin's ability lol

ok i went back down and...nothing. i guess i gotta look it up :/

THE GUIDE SAYS ATTACK THE GIBDO HIVES I LITERALLY DID THAT...smh..........

ok, maybe i did it wrong

What The Fuck Is That.

QUEEN GIBDO? BOSS THIS EARLY????

SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A GIBDO OR A REDEAD WHY IS SHE A BUGGGGGGG

i don't have this desert armor upgraded like at all <3 i'm getting my ass beat <3

lol and now i'm supposed to get to the roof from INSIDE...girl i already did that from OUTSIDE

i wanna see the temple tho so i'm going

oh wow this is AMAZING...this feels like a proper dungeon

there's bones in the hole below this bridge. like, gibdo bones. like loots. feels like a trap

only one way to find out i guess

and a keese wing. no trap. that's so weird has someone been fighting here or something

eugh a redead in this room. as creepy as it is when they shamble just watching them lie there is somehow worse

this bobby trap just scared the SHIT out of me. wtf

just checked my map. this shit has SEVEN FLOORS and a basement??? no wonder the climb took so long.......truly a proper dungeon...........................

A TRAP!!!!! there was a hive in a hole and TREASURE in the hole but i couldn't attack the hive until i got the treasure!!! when i was in the hole!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, im getting ym ass kicked. gotta change back into real armor. much as i love dressing to match the set

this construct did scare the shit out of me btw

OHHHH the mirrors :( just like the spirit temple...

ok, i made it to the temple proper. gotta quit here bc i have an early morning, rip :( i cant waaaait to sink my teeth into this one!!!

[levy120]

Warrior Face

"Not the end. Globox bring good gift from Ly."

"Ly, the fairy?!"

Ooooh perfect!

That is just what they need right now! Rayman feels his spirit lift with anticipation as he watches Globox dig around in his gullet… only to come up empty-handed.

He gulps an awkward "Uh Oh" and Rayman nearly feels all the color drain from his face.

"Uh Oh? What do you mean 'Uh Oh'?"

"Well uh… It's uh… gone."

"Did you eat my Silver Lums?"

"...maybe? Is that what happened?"

"You ate my Silver Lums."

"Sorry."

Rayman has to compose himself before his hands hit the floor, and begins pacing instead.

"That must mean that you’ve also got my powers,” he mulls, his hand scratching his chin in thought. 

"What?!" Globox bolts almost immediately, "Globox no want your powers! Take them, take them please."

"I can't!" Rayman nearly shouts before he sees the look on his friend's face and more quietly accepts in defeat that- "I can't."

For a moment there's a quiet sense of dread, but then Rayman breaks the silence with a pump of his fist.

"But!" he exclaims triumphantly, "I can teach you! We just gotta figure out how that works for you."

Globox doesn't seem convinced.

"Oh, Globox don't know, Rayman."

"Don't worry!" the hero tries to encourage him, "Before you know it, you'll have fun!"

He gives Globox an encouraging pat on the back that makes him hiccup out an energy sphere. It ricochets off the walls in a way that forces both of them to duck in order not to be struck when the sound of clattering metal grabs their attention.

"The vent! Globox, we're free. You did it!"

The frog hiccups again, without a sphere this time.

"Oh no."

"Come on, let's go!" Globox doesn’t get a say in it as Rayman tackles him from behind and the two of them are taking a 2 out of 10 stars slide down the pipes.

Okay, 3 out of 10 - the ramp does send them flying somewhat spectacularly!

"Flyyyyy, Globox. You gotta flyyyyyy!"

Rayman yells as he clings to Globox.

Globox in turn yells louder as he clings to Rayman.

"Globox don't know hoooooooowwww!"

"Aaaaaaaah"

"Aaaaaaaah" 

they both yell as they're freefalling from the buccaneer.

When they hit the ground it's with a surprisingly soft 'boing' as Globox feathers their fall and makes them rebound into a bush.

Rayman is still seeing stars when he comes to. 

"Are you alright?" he asks. Globox beside him doesn't seem to be actually hurt, but he's definitely fretting.

"No! No, Globox not alright!"

"Hey, hey, easy. Calm down first!"

He finds the frog hanging upside down in a berry bush, holding his eyes closed and quivering.

"Hope isn't lost. You've got my powers. I'll teach you how to use them!"

"But Glob-globox can't fight p-p-pirates."

Rayman untangles himself with ease (a perk of lacking limbs) and reaches up his hand to pat Globox's bald head.

"There, there."

That seems to calm the frog down at least, and he stops panicking for the time being. 

“I promise,” Rayman says and takes a step back so Globox can see him well, “You won’t be alone the entire way.” He splays out his hands in offer and the frog hiccups one more time before he starts climbing out of the brush on his own. 

“You promise?” he asks and finds himself pulled into a tight hug. 

“We can do this!” he asserts. Truth be told he isn’t sure how… but he’s certain they can.

“Hey!” he suggests, “Let’s find Ly. Maybe she can fix this, alright?” 

A smile grows on Globox’s face and he wipes something from his face (has the big guy been crying?).

“Okay,” he agrees. 

“She usually likes to hang around by the Fairy Glade,” Rayman ponders as he walks a little ways ahead to get a feeling for where they landed. 

“And it isn’t far from here!” he realizes in jubilation, before heading back to Globox and taking him by the hand. “Come on, let’s go!”

....

So, uh... here’s a thing I guess :’D

This song just goes so hard and it doesn’t help that the storyboard looks like a 2D Jump and Run Level. With creatures that look like stuff right out the Origins Reveal Trailer. And Rayman’s hidden move being, you know-

I don’t plan to make a big deal out of this and turn this into a full-blown crack AU, but I’m kinda curious to test the waters or at least throw the idea out for someone else to adopt :’D

I’d certainly love to see something done with this, but maybe other media are better suited for this ✨

[everyhowlmarksthedead]

DRABBLE #9

with Ezekiel ‘EZ’ Reyes.

Request: ez and /post/144028105284

BY @ly--canthrope

Warnings: none

Word count: about 330

Aurora says: this writing hasn't been edited, you may find some grammar mistakes, I'm sorry about that!

Gif credits: to the author.

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“Ezekiel, list—listen to me”. You demand, hiccuping and trying to get your shit together, with the ninth empty beer hanging from your fingers.

The crew is sitting around a bonfire, in the middle of the front yard, looking at you very interested. Your friend since ever has both hands on the folds of his kutte, licking his bottom lip about to laugh. You're tipsy, so tipsy, but seemed like the one way to talk about your feelings for him.

“I'm so comfortable with you and in lo—love with you. Like GOD, you turn me on SO MUCH. But I al—also wanna make you pancwakes”.

“‘Pan’ what?” Angel whispers leaning over his own lap”.

“Pancwakes”.

“I think she's trying to say ‘pancakes’, carnal”. Coco mutters, without losing an eye from you.

“Ya', that's what I said”. You hiccup again, feeling your cheeks burning. “And I want yo—you to take you to meet my family. But then, fuck you in the car before we go, because you look really hot”.

Silence. Ezekiel is looking at you with parted lips and his eyebrows frowned a little confused.

“Did you record it?” Gilly asks Creeper.

“Yeah, she's not gonna believe't tomorrow”.

Bishop turns at the younger Reyes, palming his back, containing a laugh for the respect he has to you.

“If you don't put a ring on her, I'm not going to patch you up, prospect”.

“Okay… I will take you home…” EZ sighs getting up from his chair, grabbing you to put you over his shoulder. “You drunk too much, baby girl”.

“I believe I can flyyyYYY!” You start to sing from nowhere, apparently forgetting what you have already done.

The yard breaks into laughs, while Creeper is still recording you, to tease you the next morning.

“I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKYYYYYY”.

“Good God, please, stop, (Y/N)”. The man begs between soft laughs.

“I love you, Zeke”.

“Yeah, I love you too, but we will talk about it when you're sober”.

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[thesevenwondersofawitch]

I'm watching Boss Level on Hulu and oh my god I love Michelle Yeoh so much

Like, as soon as her character walked into the food place, just looking on her phone as we learn she's a sword master, I'm freaking out because she's so awesome and I love her

So far the movie is pretty good, reminds me of Deadpool, but way better

It had to have been so much fun to make😂

"He's in my way!" *Proceeds to step on the dudes face* This lady is a gem☠️😂

"I'm childless by choice, bro" "Whose choice? 😁🙃" Oh my god that line is gold😂😂

Oh damn, Joe doesn't know about his mom

Holy shit they're tracking him? So cool!

Ouch, Joe just saw his dad die, just ouch

Poor Pedro

MICHELLE YEOH IS WATCHING FROM HER BOOTH I LOVE HER

Isn't the blond lady from Peaky Blinders?

Pam's been killing him with Hitler's gun? Seriously?!

HA! As someone who was raised Jewish, I thank you Roy for shooting her

Goodbye Roy number 2😂

Brett was so confused when. Roy killed himself😂

Of course there's camera's in the elevator 😂

Oh shit, the gun's out of bullets

Guan Yin giving him a fun fact is hilarious 😂

The sword dragging on the ground would be even cooler if it left sparks in it's wake

HE'S OSIRIS

Oh my god oh my god oh my god we're gonna get to see Michelle fight with swords YEET

She can't understand what he's saying because of his mouth 🤣

Imagine having Michelle Yeoh say she finds you intriguing 😱

Me: *hums We Can Be Heroes For One Day*

I love that the next scene has her punching him😂

I love how she keeps whacking him with the training sword 😂

SHE IS SO AWESOME

Guan Yin us a pain

"Shits about to get steel" I'm dead 😂

His grin after cutting off her pony tail 💀Me at Jemma's old boss: THAT MOTHER FUCKING ASS HAD JOE KILLED? WHAT A DICK MOVE

It's the end of the world as he knows it, and I feel fine

Whoa, he just jumped out of the building window? Sweet!

I love that he repeats with the dude that he's being carjacked😂

Aw damn, he gets to spend endless time with his son, even if it it will never be the way it could've

Holy shit, she's still alive?

Oh wait, no she isn't

Or is she?

Oh she's alive for a bit so he can still save her? Yes!

Fly motherfucker! FLYYYYYY

That machine gun is awesome but probably heavy as shit

HE CAME FOR HER!

Oh my god, he knows all about his son's life now!

She's crying 😭

Aw, this is so sweet

Where's the giant reset button

Oh he has to go in

Not gonna lie I thought she was gonna die while they were talking

Kiss goodbye and off be goes into the UNKNOWNN

What a plot twist it would've been for him to not wake up😂

Wait it's over? The credits are rolling?🤔

Ok the music's fading, maybe there'll be an after credits scene?

Nope, I guess not.

Overall I enjoyed this movie, it was entertaining and it reminded me of playing Just Cause

[hushedlover]

My brothers thoughts on the Marvel characters

He’s my 7 year old brother’s take on the Avenegers... He’s a odd kid. I’m the Bold Hes normal text

Loki: ”uh... the ruler” “is that it?” “Uh.. Mistevios (Again, english??).... Not the king, Thor’s the king.” “He would hate you dude....” “The funniest quote man and uh.... i dont know.” 

Thor: “God of lightning” “sure” “Zeus” “okay....” “Ugly” “OH” “hes not very beautiful.” “we’re talking about thor right?” “ye at least i think hes ugly he doesnt look.. too good.”

Tony: “Brainyack, Ironboy.” “Boy?” “hes a little child on the inside. Iron superman” “wrong unverse bub” “i’m sure he could make some suit modifications to has laser eyes.” “i mean.. sure”

Steve: “*sighs* Buff.” “Is that it? Hes just muscle?” “Viking? I mean he kinda has the horns on his mask thing and he has the sheild.... Yeah.... he a Viking.” “Thor’s not the Viking?” “No he doesn’t look much like a Viking”

Peter: “2 year-old on the inside uh zip zap zop” “What?” “*giggles* I dont know uh *takes like a 2 minute pause* weird, every marvel character is weird”

Peter Q: “OH um the only person who would do jokes in prison, he did the middle finger thing thats pretty much a joke.” “fair” “Galaxy prince.” “Im fairly certain its star-lord.” “*ignores me for a minute* Well he’s galaxy prince in my heart.”

Natasha: “The only person who would kiss a green person.” “is that being racist towards the hulk?” “yes” “thats rude” “hes a green person. uh shes not a spider.” “I guess thats true” “*caws like a bird* uh I don’t remember her killing her father- i mean her husband... same thing” “when did she kill him?” “Thats what im saying!” “oh you mean like the actual spider.” “Yeah *shrugs* she can change her form like she can change her face to different identities” “Thats... sure”

Clint: “*doesn’t know who i’m talking about until i say birdy* OH uh there isn’t usually much talking in fights (he thinks its sam)” “thats it?” “uh birdy man-bird” “okay...” “*sings* I believe i can flyyyyyy”

Bruce: “alien he looks like a alien.” “but hes not” “brainyack stark and bruce are both brainyacks” 

Bucky: “Metal arm robot” “hes more than that!” “sweetheart” “thank you” “strong he froze steve” “he has ice powers now?” “no you know what i mean he- he pushed him into the water and he froze for like a hundred years” “theres so many things wrong in that sentence.” “dont care i just know it was buckys fault he froze” “NO IT WASN’T” “what? *i proceed to explain every bucky scene ever* whoa....”

Sam: “Sam is birdy he could take me for a ride if he was real. Usually isn’t much talking in fights (there we go bud) breaks ironman’s friend I forget his name-Rhodney he breaks his back and tony blasts his face” “you like sam huh?” “yeah he’s my favorite.”

Wanda: “Needs to protect vision cause thanos is after the infinity stone shes a witch and she has red magic and she can be caught red handed *Falls into giggle fit*”

Vision: “He needs infinity stone for head *large inhale* needs protected ahhh can fly? and can go through walls? HES A GHOST thats what im trying to say!

[dollsonmain]

As predicted, I started burning through the to-inventory pile once I got started.

That Guy went down to workout and he’s one of those screaming at the gym guys so I came upstairs. That and he stinks during workout.

That’s all that’s left.

But I’m having trouble, because there are more dolls than display space.

I don’t like dolls on the floor but I want all of the Hairdorables together, so I’ll have to figure something out, here.\

Also need to rearrange so like characters are together.

Doreen believes she can FLYYYYYY That stand is too tall for her Mattel Merida body.That’s all I have that sort of fits her right now... If she had her default body, she could probably stand unaided like the others.

Boxed dolls.

We all know I don’t like legs hanging off the edges, but I’m out of stands suitable for this size of doll. @cosmomoore​ sent me a TON of BMR and MH stands, so I’ll work those in eventually. I want to save the BMR stands, most of which have the larger Ken size waist grips, for the male dolls as needed.

And it’s getting crowded up there. With more hanging legs.

Dolls are falling all over the place and taking others with them.

I really need to figure out and make custom close-quarters doll stands for them so that stops happening.

It would be really easy if there were a waist grip stand part that would fit a standard wooden dowel. Then I’d just need some dowels, little screws, and some thin boards. The same could be done with twist ties, or embroidery floss, or ribbon, I guess. Though I don’t particularly want EVERYONE on the display wearing a visible sash.

[soulangel]

Angel Performs

Summary: Angel finally has a performance after so long and can’t believe it’s during Jay’s Tour. She also should probably think about getting more girl friends to bring with her since all her guy friends seem to enjoy picking on her constantly.

Group: Angel x Ateez, Angel x K.A.R.D, Angel x AOMG

Genre: Fluffy randomness, Crackhead dorkiness, mild angst over a crush

Warnings: I think I threw one swear word in here on accident but I can’t remember for sure...oops?

Word Count: 2k

Main Masterlist     Angel’s Masterlist

   With a nervous hop in her step, Róisín paced around the green room in anticipation for when she was to go and perform next. Jay had brought her along on his Sexy4Eva tour, and they were still in Korea since it had just started. There were two places he had asked her to perform in, and the first one was the first city she had ever been too after she moved to South Korea. “I want you to see how far you’ve come since you started this journey with me.” He’d told her when he asked her to perform.

    How could she no to something like that? Something so, so sincere and generous of him, it was just impossible to say no. Especially when she had people blowing up her phone about the new tour, and how her name was on the posters with Jay’s, and whoever else he would be bringing along on tour with him.

    “Red you good?” She heard from somewhere across the room as she was fiddling with the metal cuff on her wrist, black fingernail polish gleaming in the light when she moved her hand a certain way.

    She looked over at the couch to see a small group of people staring at her in concern while she had been pacing around like she was at her first concert all over again. “F-Fine. I’m fine. Just a little freaked out at the moment.” She replied quickly, going back to pacing right after the words left her mouth.

    One person who was completely relaxed on the couch stood up to walk in front of her and make sure she stopped her fidgeting. “You’re fine Angel. It’s okay to be freaked out. We’re right here with you okay? We got you.” He mumbled, taking her into a hug and engulfing her body.

    She managed to relax against him momentarily and sighed into his chest, patting his side a couple times in thanks to helping her calm down. After their hug, she stepped away from him and sat down beside Matt, who was grinning at her as he wrapped his arm around her shoulders to mess with her. “Yeah Angel we got you.” He teased the both of them out loud.

    She scowled at him and shoved him away from her. “I hate you so much. Do you know that?” She asked him, rolling her eyes when he just grinned back.

    He pushed her off the couch so she landed on the floor with an ‘oomf.’ She rubbed her butt a couple times before Taehyung helped her off the floor and wrapped an arm around her. “Let’s get you to the dressing room now. It’s time for you to get ready.” He suggested, glaring at Matt and the other people in the room.

    Matt lifted his arms up in response to the glare and shrugged his shoulders before Hongjoong jumped off the couch to follow the two. “I wanna go too! I wanna see what outfit you’re gonna wear tonight!” He shouted happily, practically skipping behind the two as they all disappeared toward the dressing room.

          xXx

    Finding her spot on the side of the stage, Jay was taking a few moments to introduce her to give her time to prepare for her stage time. “Wanna help me bring out this fiery red haired vixen I’ve come to love as my own little sisterrrrrr ANGEL!” He finally shouted out, disappearing toward the other side of the stage as Róisín jumped out with enough energy to power a whole house.

    “What’s goin’ on everyone?! Miss me?!” She cried out into the mic, stopping in the middle of the stage with light shining perfectly on her to give herself an ethereal glow, and a perfect shadow of wings behind her to help with her stage name; her signature on stage.

    She got the roar of the crowd as a response and laughed heartily into the mic, letting everyone know she was having just as much as they were. “I’m loving the energy you guys have tonight! So fresh! It’s awesome! Now I wanted to change this up a bit, maybe change tune for a song or two?” She suggested, getting more thunderous responses.

    With a nod to DJ Wegun who started her own mix of music, giving her a chance to hype up the crowd a little more with grins and her own dancing along with the beats. It took her a couple minutes to get the jitters out of her system as she warmed herself up on stage, but when she finally was-she wasn’t Róisín anymore, she was Angel. And Angel had a large crowd to please.

“FLYYYYYY AWAAAAYYYY!

Losing flight toniight. Taken down a nootch.

Stop this feeling noow. Hold on tight and breaathe.

I can breathe, when you’re near mee.

Stay with mee, take it in slowlyy.

I am free toniight, I can fly toniight.

I will fly toniight, just for one night.”

While she was out prancing around the stage as she did best, singing along to her newest song, the small group she had backstage with her were moved from the green room, to her personal dressing room so the fans that bought VIP tickets could be in the room without other celebrities around. Since of course, she had to bring the famous boy from both Ateez and K.A.R.D to her first comeback concert, even if it was just her showing up as another singer and not the main one.

    “It’s been so long since I've seen her so happy on stage like that. Gotta admit, AOMG is definitely a good fit for her to be in.” Matt said with a chuckle, listening to the music coming through the tv so they could watch her performance.

    While they were chatting away, someone had snuck into the room with them and waited patiently until they noticed. Yunho jumped a good couple feet once he saw there was another person and pointed, wide eyed. “When did you get in here?!” He yelped out finally, the rest of the group seeing Woo Wonjae staring at the group with a small, terrified look on his face though he tried his best to hide it.

    He pointed behind him and made a tiny sound. “Noona said there were people in here I could hang out with while everyone else did the show. Said you were all cool and that I’d be able to get along with you? Iunno, she’s weird.” He said with a small chuckle, stuffing his hands in his pockets while awkwardly waiting for them to give a response.

    For quite a short while there was a pause as the group all just kinda quietly looked at each other, heads completely swiveling back and forth as they did. “So uh….anyone wanna play a game til she gets back?” Hongjoong asked, finding something from her wardrobe closet.

          xXx

    By the time Róisín had gotten off the stage and was able to see all her fans in the green room, she was dead tired and wanted to lay down on her couch for the rest of the night. She definitely wasn’t expecting to hear shouts and screams coming from her dressing room when she stepped inside the door. Yet she should have known something was going on when she had so many of her guy friends in one place. “What is going on?!” She yelped, looking around at the mess on the floor and everywhere else.

    Six pairs of eyes stared at her wide eyed before they all stood up and bowed to her in unison. “We’re sorry Roe-Roe/Red/Rose/Noona!” She heard collectively from everyone.

    She sighed and smacked a hand to her head. “You’re lucky I’m too tired to deal with this mess right now. Someone pick it up for me...please.” She grumbled out, sensing the eldest of the Ateez boys was going to take her up on that.

    Seonghwa immediately grabbed cleaning supplies and got to work happily, mumbling to himself about how glad he was she said something about cleaning. All she could do was sigh and shake her head. “Someone else please help me find a change in clothes so I can get out of this death trap.” She whined, leaning against the tall giant that was Yunho, who happened to stand beside her at the perfect time.

    Hongjoong jumped at the chance to grab her some clothing and Taehyung was too busy glaring at the younger boy holding the one thing which he cared so much about in the last few years. “Roe-Roe, do you want to go lay down in the car or something?” He asked her softly, holding a hand out for her.

    She blinked tiredly and smiled at the elder. “No thanks Oppa, I’m fine right here. I wanna change first and then maybe I’ll pass out on the couch….” She explained, fighting the urge to yawn when Hongjoong rushed up in front of her and handed her some clothes to change into.

    He grinned happily when she looked down at them and scowled. “Someone else grab me some clothes then because these ARE NOT clothes. They’re bug traps made for someone who insists on showing a lot of skin….” She grumbled, glaring at the leader who just smirked in response. “OH please you’d love to wear that wouldn’t you.” He replied, sticking his tongue out at her.

    She was about to tackle him to the ground when her door opened up and a familiar face popped in grinning wide. “Where’s she at!? Where’s my sister?!” He yelled out, getting everyone to stop what they were doing.

    Róisín tiredly turned to see Jay watching her in the doorway and smiled sleepily. “Oppaaaaa~ there you are! That was so much fun tonight! I’m so glad you let me do this!” She squealed, tackling him into a hug.

    While the two were talking about the stage performance and everything from the lights and presence, to the aftermath of it all, the rest of the group slowly started filing out of the room until it was just the AOMG crew and one other person. “Oh, hey is something wrong?” She asked, standing up to go talk to him.

    He shook his head and gave her a small smile. “Not at all. Just wanted to say you did amazing out there. See you later Angel.” He mumbled quietly before leaving just like the rest of the group.

    Jay blinked a few times at what he just witnessed and then whistled softly. “So that’s why you don’t want to date huh? Already got yourself a manwich?” He asked her, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.

    She rolled her eyes and groaned softly. “Jay you are so not helping. There’s nothing going on. Besides, you know it’s impossible to date in this industry….you’ve seen what happened last time I tried. And how well that went over.” She replied and then sighed, head dropping to her lap in despair.

    The CEO laughed and rubbed her back soothingly. “Poor Roe. Can’t find herself the proper suitor. At this point you might as well date Matt then.” He said quickly jumping to his feet before she could catch him.

    She growled and threw a pillow at him instead. “For the thousandth time NO I will not date Matt! There’s only one guy I’d want to date and it’s impossible so just DROP IT!” She yelled out at him, shutting her mouth as soon as the words left her.

    She slapped both hands over her mouth and shook her head immediately. Jay on the other hand was staring at her like the biggest secret had just been dropped. Both were too busy staring at each other to hear the thumping around outside as someone was trying to listen in to what they were saying. “Did she just say she was interested in someone? Do you think it was someone who was here tonight?” One of the boys asked quietly.

    Another smacked his head and grumbled softly, “of course it had to be someone who was in the room tonight. You think she’d blurt that kind of a secret out loud if they weren’t?”

    “Who cares about that right now? We should go before she realizes we’re out here and dies of either embarrassment, or decides to kill us in our sleep.” The third replied before all three members of Ateez finally started on their way towards the van to take them back to their dorm.

[halt-kun]

Hunter x Hunter Chapter 137 - To Masadora (3)

I love Biscuit, she’s my favourite character

A hunter veteran who’s the very best teacher and had the time to explore each nen category and devise training methods

She’s just so badass and she learnt nen at 17 and in my head I believe her talent was likely the same as Leorio

She’s probably more advanced than most troupe members in nen and body

And such a badass

Kind of a reverse Genkai too

and I LOVE GENKAI

Killua is just jealous and wants to stay alone with Gon

Wing’s master too

I’d love to know more Biscuit’s students

Killua is beginning to get it

And Gon is just happy like when you encounter people who know people you know

Really a slow learner ? Not really surprising but Wing seems decently strong

But slow learners are well suited to teaching so good for him

Bratty Killua as always

don’t want to admit he was wrong

YAYYY SERVE

Serve some humble pie to them

Perfectly true !

Binolt again

The situation she was talking about is being showcased

A lot of kids ???

Do you mean in training or nen geniuses ?

Killua is so smart

finally getting it

An it’s time to show off a bit ! Right Biscuit ?

I love this scene, some acting !

Gon don’t getting it is cute anyway

Killua is so good yet Biscuit managed to get to him

I think it was mainly to show to Killua one more hint of her strength

Which monsters ? Easy ones ?

As annoying as random encounters in rpg when you just want to get somewhere fast

NO her hair !!!!!

Specialization is weird

Binolt is in for a suprise

O yeah, the fact she looks 45 years younger than her actual age is not the most surprising ????

BADASS

The most surprising is just that she’s perfect and mastered everything she could and brought her body to her utmost limits

Probably better than even Uvo, I think Silva might have reached this stage too but he’s younger so maybe not

Death might not await you then

That dodge !

GO FLYYYYYY

 STRONG

I wonder what triggered the blood while hitting the vertebrae 

You’re not paralyzed at least 

Apparently it’s her

Well it’s enough for today I think

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[rebeccawritesbooks]

Hi idea Emma take henry for his first legal drink and they end up getting hammered and Regina isn't impressed, but Emma makes it up to her after they have a row.

Thanks for the prompt :)

This is a follow on from another Prompt I received so part one is (here)

There be a part three (here) and four (here)  enjoy!

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“Are you sure about this?” Regina asked her wife nervously who was getting ready to take Henry out for his first legal drink.

Regina decided that it should be just Emma and Henry time, she would take him out for a nice lunch for his birthday tomorrow.

“Babe it’s going to be. Fine, I promise.” Emma smiled over her shoulder as she yanked her jeans up to her hips.

“Fuck me. Have I put on weight?”

“You just eat too many grilled cheeses.”

“So I have put on weight?” Emma frowned joined with a smirk.

“No…You just eat too many grilled cheeses. You know the cheese makes you bloat.”

“Heyyyy” Emma laughed as she threw a cushion that was on the chair next to her, over at Regina, hitting her wife right in the middle of the face.

Emma did the buttons up on her plaid t-shirt as she walked over to Regina, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, with her legs crossed over.

The blonde decided that it was now she would jump her. Emma literally jumped on top her wife pushing her onto her back on the bed, pinning Regina’s arms down above her head and placing a hard kiss on her soft lips.

They both felt into the softness of their lips on each other.

“MOM!” Henry shouted.

Both of them jumped up in surprise. “Look, if you wanna celebrate my birthday just the two of you, could you do it later?”

“We were just-we-uhh” Emma tried, making both Regina and Henry look at one another with a smirk, before laughing.

“Ma, you ready?” Henry asked his blonde mother.

“Just need to get my boots on.” Emma said as she padded her way to Regina’s side of the bed, picking up her boots and slipping her feet into them.

“Why are your boots over there?” Henry frowned.

“Because they are!” Emma and Regina said in unison.

“Okayyyy - oh god you had sex last night didn’t you?!”

“Yes.” The both said proudly.

“Right, change of subject I think, Mom are you sure you don’t want to come out with us?”

“I’m sure honey.” Regina smiled as she stood and walked over to her 21 year old son, taking his chin into her hand.

“I love you; we will go for lunch tomorrow just the two of us.” Regina kissed the side of Henry’s face, making him smile as he always did.

“Okay, Mom.”

“Ma, hurry up.”

“Okay, okay kid.” Emma smiled.

The blonde walked towards Henry and before leaving, she took her wife into her arms giving her a soft passionate kiss. It was at this point Henry decided to walk out the room and wait for his Mom downstairs.

Regina fell into the kiss, with a smile.

Emma squeezed Regina’s arse in her hands “I love you.”

“I love you too, now go or Henry will have both our heads.” Regina smiled giving Emma another kiss before she left.

***

Emma decided to take Henry somewhere new, the newest bar in storybrooke that had just opened up, the very one that Regina had told her not to take him too.

“Green Apples?” Henry frowned.

“It’s new.” Emma smirked as they walked in and sat up at the bar.

“You ready for this kid?”

“Ma, you know I’ve had alcohol before right?”

“Yes, I think both me and your Mom will never forget the first time you went out drinking…but this is different.”

“How?” Henry asked with a frown covering his forehead.

“It’s your first legal drink Henry!” Emma said as she shook her son excitedly, almost pushing him off the stall.

“Okay calm down!”

“Sorry.” Emma replied sheepishly.

“What can I get you?” The familiar voice from behind the bar asked.

“Ruby?!” Emma questioned

“Hi.”

“What are you doing here?” the blonde asked

“I work here.”

“I gathered, but why? Has your Granny fired you?” Emma chuckled.

“Oh no nothing like that, I want to go on a trip in a few months and granny can’t pay me any more than she is, so I thought I’d pick up some shifts here.”

“That’s awesome.” Emma shrieked excitedly.

“Happy birthday Henry, first drink is on the house for both of you.”

“Thanks Ruby.” Henry smiled.

“Why don’t we start off with a cider each and we can go from there.”

“Oh god you’re going to mix you’re drinks aren’t you?” Ruby asked.

Emma just nodded in reply with a smirk.

“I’ll have a mop at the ready.” Ruby grinned, as she walked away to grab the two ciders.

“Here we are.” Ruby appeared back just as quickly as she had disappeared. “Enjoy.” And with that Ruby walked off again.

“So? Can’t handle mixing you’re drinks then?”

“I can handle it just fine.” Emma scowled.

“Yeah, Ma I think that is crap!”

Emma just frowned before she began drinking and turning her nose up at the drink.

“You love cider! What’s the problem?”

“It’s not your Moms.” Emma said.

Henry just shook his head as he drunk his rather quickly, Emma still drunk hers it just took her a bit longer.

Before Emma even asked Ruby had 8 shots lined out in front of the two of them.

“Okay, ready lets so who can drink these the quickest.” Henry smirked

“You’re on. Prepare to lose kiddo.” Emma replied as she rolled up her sleeves

Emma nodded her head at her son, and at the same time they knocked back their first shot.

Henry’s face was a picture, but he carried on with his mother and in a matter of minutes, all the shots were gone.

“What next?” Henry asked.

***

Four hours later the two of them were completely hammered, Ruby couldn’t count the amount of drinks they’d had between them, but she let them carry on, after all it was Henry’s birthday.

“Emma?” Ruby asked taking the empty bottle away from the blonde.

“HEYYYYY! YOU LOOK LIKE A WOLF!” Emma shouted, making herself and Henry burst into a fit of giggles.

“Yeah very funny Emma. I think it’s time you went home.”

“WHAT? I AM NOT STAYING HERE ON MY OWN!” Henry shouted.

“No I know Henry; I think you both should go home.”

“WHY? IS SOMETHING WRONG?” Emma asked.

“No, it’s just, you’re drunk and Regina will kill me and then you, well mostly you, but I am meant to be keeping an eye on you. Go home.”

“She won’t kill me she loves me.” Emma pouted.

“Okay… drink this.” Ruby said passing Emma a glass or lemon water

“What is it?”

“Vodka.” Ruby replied.

“Okay.” Emma shrugged not thinking anything of it.

“THAT IS NOT GOOD VODKA. ARE YOU TRYING TO POISIN ME MISS LUCAS?” Emma shouted

“Just drink the horrible vodka.” Ruby smiled.

Next thing you know Henry decided it was a good idea to jump onto a table and start swinging on the lights in the ceiling.

“MA LOOOOOOK AT ME I’M FLYINGGGGGG! WEEEEEEEEEE” Henry screamed happily.

Emma knocked back the ‘vodka’ and slammed it down before jumping up onto one of the other tables.

“WAIT FOR MEEEEE!”

And Emma jumped up swinging on another light attached to the ceiling. “LETS FLYYYYYY”

Ruby watched from behind the bar before muttering “Well I’m dead. Regina is going to murder me.”

Ruby asked one of the waitresses to keep an eye on Henry and Emma whilst she went outside.Ruby grabbed a coat, considering how cold it was and wrapped up as she walked outside. She then pulled out her phone dialling a number. 

“Mayor Mills speaking.” Regina said on the other end of the line.

“It’s Ruby.”

“Is everything okay?”

“You need to get down here.”

“Why?” Regina asked with aggravation in her voice.

“Because Emma and Henry are drunk off their arses and making a scene.”

“For god’s sake. Ruby, I asked you to keep an eye on them, which means stopping my wife from influencing Henry into doing the stupid shit she usually does alone.”

“I’m sorry it just kind of happened…”

“Alright, just keep watching them until I get there. Don’t let Emma or either of them do anything more…well more stupid.”

“Okay. See you soon.” Ruby said before she hung up and she ran back inside, watching Emma and Henry and waited for Regina to arrive.

[parrilla-my-swanqueen]

Hi idea Emma take henry for his first legal drink and they end up getting hammered and Regina isn't impressed, but Emma makes it up to her after they have a row

Thanks for the prompt :)

This is a follow on from another Prompt I received so part one is (here)

There be a part three (here) and four (here) and I will add the link once I’ve written those!

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“Are you sure about this?”

Regina asked her wife nervously who was gettingready to take Henry out for his first legal drink.

Regina decided that it should be just Emma andHenry time, she would take him out for a nice lunch for his birthday tomorrow.

“Babe it’s going to be. Fine, I promise.”

Emma smiled over her shoulder as she yanked herjeans up to her hips.

“Fuck me. Have I put on weight?”

“I did that last night. You just eat too manygrilled cheeses.”

“So I have put on weight?” Emma frowned joinedwith a smirk

“No…You just eat too many grilled cheeses. Youknow the cheese makes you bloat.”

“Heyyyy” Emma laughed as she threw a cushion thatwas on the chair next to her, over at Regina, hitting her wife right in themiddle of the face.

Emma did the buttons up on her plaid t-shirt asshe walked over to Regina, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, with herlegs crossed over.

The blonde decided that it was now she would jumpher.

Emma literally jumped on top her wife pushing heronto her back on the bed, pinning Regina’s arms down above her head and placinga hard kiss on her soft lips.

They both felt into the softness of their lips oneach other.

“MOM!” Henry shouted

Which both of them jumped to in surprise

“Look, if you wanna celebrate my birthday just thetwo of you, could you do it later?”

“We were just-we-uhh” Emma tried, making bothRegina and Henry look at one another with a smirk, before laughing.

“Ma, you ready?” Henry asked his blonde mother

“Just need to get my boots on.” Emma said as shepadded her way to Regina’s side of the bed, picking up her boots and slippingher feet into them.

“Why are your boots over there?” Henry frowned

“Because they are!” Emma and Regina said in unison

“Okayyyy- oh god you had sex last night didn’tyou?!”

“Yes.” The both said proudly

“Right, change of subject I think, Mom are yousure you don’t want to come out with us?”

“I’m sure honey.” Regina smiled as she stood andwalked over to her 21 year old son, taking his chin into her hand.

“I love you; we will go for lunch tomorrow just thetwo of us.” Regina kissed the side of Henry’s face, making him smile as healways did.

“Okay, Mom.”

“Ma, hurry up.”

“Okay, okay kid.” Emma smiled

The blonde walked towards Henry and beforeleaving, she took her wife into her arms giving her a soft passionate kiss.

It was at this point Henry decided to walk out theroom and wait for his Mom downstairs.

Regina fell into the kiss, with a smile.

Emma squeezed Regina’s arse in her hands “I loveyou.”

“I love you too, now go or Henry will have bothour heads.” Regina smiled giving Emma another kiss before she left.

***

Emma decided to take Henry to somewhere new, thenewest bar in storybrooke that had just opened up, the very one that Regina hadtold her not to take him too.

“Green Apples?” Henry frowned

“It’s new.” Emma smirked as they walked in and satup at the bar.

“You ready for this kid?”

“Ma, you know I’ve had alcohol before right?”

“Yes, I think both me and your Mom will neverforget the first time you went out drinking…but this is different.”

“How?” Henry asked with a frown covering hisforehead

“It’s your first legal drink Henry!” Emma said asshe shook her son excitedly, almost pushing him off the stall.

“Okay calm down!”

“Sorry.” Emma replied sheepishly

“What can I get you?” The familiar voice frombehind the bar asked

“Ruby?!” Emma questioned

“Hi.”

“What are you doing here?” the blonde asked

“I work here.”

“I gathered, but why? Has your granny fired you?”Emma chuckled

“Oh no nothing like that, I want to go on a tripin a few months and granny can’t pay me any more than she is, so I thought I’dpick up some shifts here.”

“That’s awesome.” Emma shrieked excitedly

“Happy birthday Henry, first drink is on the housefor both of you.”

“Thanks Ruby.” Henry smiled

“Why don’t we start off with a cider each and wecan go from there.”

“Oh god you’re going to mix you’re drinks aren’tyou?” Ruby asked

Emma just nodded in reply

“I’ll have a mop at the ready.” Ruby smirked asshe walked away to grab the two ciders.

“Here we are.” Ruby appeared back just as quicklyas she had disappeared.

“Enjoy.” And with that Ruby walked off again

“So? Can’t handle mixing you’re drinks then?”

“I can handle it just fine.” Emma scowled

“Yeah, Ma I think that is bullshit!”

Emma just frowned before she began drinking andturning her nose up at the drink.

“You love cider! What’s the problem?”

“It’s not your Moms.” Emma said

Henry just shook his head as he drunk his ratherquickly, Emma still drunk hers it just took her a bit longer.

Before Emma even asked Ruby had 8 shots lined outin front of the two of them.

“Okay, ready lets so who can drink these thequickest.” Henry smirked

“You’re on. Prepare to lose kiddo.” Emma repliedas she rolled up her sleeves

Emma nodded her head at her son, and at the sametime they knocked back their first shot.

Henry’s face was a picture, but he carried on withhis mother and in a matter of minutes, all the shots were gone.

“What next?” Henry asked.

***

Four hours later the two of them were completelyhammered, Ruby couldn’t count the amount of drinks they’d had between them, butshe let them carry on, after all it was Henry’s birthday.

“Emma?” Ruby asked taking the empty bottle awayfrom the blonde

“HEYYYYY! YOU LOOK LIKE A WOLF!”

Emma shouted, making herself and Henry burst intoa fit of giggles.

“Yeah very funny Emma. I think it’s time you wenthome.”

“WHAT? I AM NOT STAYING HERE ON MY OWN!” Henryshouted

“No I know Henry; I think you both should go home.”

“WHY? IS SOMETHING WRONG?” Emma asked

“No, it’s just, you’re drunk and Regina will killme and then you, well mostly you, but I am meant to be keeping an eye on you.Go home.”

“She won’t kill me she loves me.” Emma pouted

“Okay… drink this.” Ruby said passing Emma aglass or lemon water

“What is it?”

“Vodka.” Ruby replied

“Okay.” Emma shrugged not thinking anything of it.

“THAT IS NOT GOOD VODKA. ARE YOU TRYING TO POISINME MISS LUCAS?” Emma shouted

“Just drink the horrible vodka.” Ruby smiled

Next thing you know Henry decided it was a goodidea to jump onto a table and start swinging on the lights in the ceiling.

“MA LOOOOOOK AT ME I’M FLYINGGGGGG! WEEEEEEEEEE”

Henry screamed happily.

Emma knocked back the ‘vodka’ and slammed it downbefore jumping up onto one of the other tables.

“WAIT FOR MEEEEE!”

And Emma jumped up swinging on another light attachedto the ceiling.

“LETS FLYYYYYY”

Ruby watched from behind the bar before muttering “WellI’m dead. Regina is going to murder me.”

Ruby asked one of the waitresses to keep an eye,on Henry and Emma whilst she went outside.

Ruby grabbed a coat, considering how cold it wasand wrapped up as she walked outside.

She then pulled out her phone dialling a number.

“Mayor Mills speaking.” Regina said on the otherend of the line

“It’s Ruby.”

“Is everything okay?”

“You need to get down here.”

“Why?” Regina asked with aggravation in her voice

“Because Emma and Henry are drunk off their arsesand making a scene.”

“For god’s sake. Ruby, I asked you to keep an eyeon them, which means stopping my wife from influencing Henry into doing thestupid shit she usually does alone.”

“I’m sorry it just kind of happened…”

“Alright, just keep watching them until I getthere. Don’t let Emma or either of them doing anything more…well more stupid.”

“Okay. See you soon.” Ruby said before she hung upand she ran back inside, watching Emma and Henry and waiting for Regina toarrive.

[homodorablee]

all of those mythical asks

have you ever been drunk? yes.what would you call your aesthetic? a highly emotional gay humanhave you ever eaten a bug? i have eaten a dead flavored cricket and i will never do that again.is there a part of yourself that you're especially insecure about? my stomach.do you enjoy being outdoors? depending on the weather, yes. do you ever sing in the shower? yes.are you a strong swimmer? yes.are you a shy person? at first yes. do you like hot weather? no.what is your favorite combination of colors? purples, blues, silver, and white. what is your favorite joke/pun? my lifeif you could choose to switch places with any celebrity/actor/etc who would it be and why? Ellen because she is great. would you rather grow wings and soar through the sky or grow gills and dwell in the water? flyyyyyy.have you ever wished you were invisible? if so, when? always lol i think it would be very neat. what are three things you love about one of your close friends? (you can name them or not) she is a great mom, she has always been there for me, she is just genuinely wonderful.  what's your favorite animal? cats and monkeysare you a virgin? no.is there something that you would fight to defend? if so, what is it? my rights and the humans that i love.

what's your favorite plant or flower? i love big trees and cacti. 

do you know anyone who looks like you? everyone gets me and this girl from my school confused but neither of us see it at all. what do you fear losing the most? my best friend.when was the last time you screamed out loud and what were the circumstances? i honestly don't remember but it was probably a time my coworker scared me. 

[orion-the-onion]

tagged by @abadtime (I’m so honored, I’ve been noticed owo)

RULES: Tell your followers 11 random facts about yourself, and tag 11 people in return! Tag backs are allowed, but you mustn’t repeat any of the facts you mentioned previously!

1. I go sailing on the masurian lakes every year for three weeks with my mom, and some of our friends, all met while sailing on previous years and I’ve done this since I was three.

2. I love all things musical. Send me sounds plz.

3. I sometimes draw fanart in my spare time. (not ready to share it on the Internet yet, but maybe someday)

4. I’ve always wanted to have wings and be able to flyyyyyy. Angels are still my fav drawing topic.

5. I go to a bar/restaurant ‘Korsarz’ (corsair) and sing shanties every Tuesday with my sailing friends. The musicians and waiters know us by now.

6. I’m really good at math, but I don’t like it, because I’ve always been put under pressure to be THE BEST at it.

7. I’ve known my best friend even before she was born, because our moms have been friends their whole lives.

8. My bff is 1 year, 1 month, and 1 day younger than me. Sadly, not 1 h, 1 m, and 1 s.

9. People perceive me as older than I really am quite often, Idk why. If you want, you can send an ask with your guess :P

10. I have two cats, they’re siblings, one is a PTSD-ridden shrinking violet and I want to hug her till the end of time, and the other one is the confident, protective brother. I often wonder what their childhood looked like before my family took them in.

11. I’m very gifted, and as a child I never had to do much to be the best. As a result, I’ve never learned how to just sit down and study/do anything I don’t want to do. 

I’m not tagging 11 ppl, because for some reason I can only see 4 even if my page tells me I have 45 followers. @curtaincomedy @savsartvoid @fucken-crybaby @keyoftime

[marqweabyss]

Lil momma so hoooood Lil momma stay flyyyyyy Wife beata with the denimmmmmm She keep them heals on hiiiiiiigh

[bulmathebabymama-blog]

Hangin round/ downtown by myself/ and I've had so much caffeine/ and I was just thinking bout myself/ and then there she was/ like disco cherry pie/ yea there she was/ like platinum super flyyyyyy/ I smell sex and candy here/