#she’s a fucking birdeater in a brachypelma body I swear to god

[0ut0fmych3st]

My hands are always itchy after feeding Penelope and I couldn’t figure out why because I always dodge her when she kicks hairs but apparently she’s been kicking them before the lid is even all the way open. I saw her setting her back leg down just as I finished opening it (it’s one of those 6qt containers lol). Motherfucker’s been getting me before I can even see her. This is the most annoying tarantula I’ve had the displeasure of owning and she’s not even one of the ones who’ve escaped.

I’d still never give her up though me and her have a toxic dynamic that I apparently just can’t get enough of. Unless someone showed up who’s looking to collect all the bitchiest tarantulas they can find, bc she’d fit right in dear god