#she will try to get me delivery from across the gd ocean again 😔

[xi-off]

current situation

sick out of my gd mind

roommate's been on the couch ft. worlds lamest stay-home date for 6+ hours

only source of caloric intake in ~24hrs is single can of root beer on table next to couch

cannot take root beer into room due to 100% chance of dumping it all over my bed and floor

(see figure below)