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˚ ༘ ◞ ˚ ꒰ ❛ you are . . . such a pig . ❜ is staggered entirely , selecting words to be final as darling now withdraws from premises to prepare for teeming dusk . festivities were solely designated for football team and those that encompass it , boisterous tunes not one she favored only attending for sake of friendships and now with homme taking part in gathering already slim desire to show pretty countenance had depleted completely . despite spirited nature and own ability to get familiar with those around him , knew well taller would be breathing down her neck seeing as she would be only soul in abode he knew better than back of hand . petite frame shivers at mere thought of deviant actually breathing downward nape — how repulsive .
heels are intolerable , only adorned due to capital athlete possessed alongside practical chateau where function is held , now full to the brim with perspiring frames swarming acres of land even in backyard . dialogue exchanged with athlete is exclaimed over unpleasant electronic melodies and all that clouds cerebrum is burning desire for an interference sent from heaven itself to remove doll from awfully dull conversation . as if on cue , blue light from cell is illuminating rotund features as text message is scanned . never thought in a million years satans spawn would be rescuing princess from horror that was dense college athlete . ❛ you’re late . ❜ all she offers as figure draws nearer and wind of fresh air is crisp upon dermis , french tips tugging black mini dress down length of milky thigh . never once had he exhibited darling in such a light ... hardly ever opting herself such a skimpy article , something that causes her to feel exposed . ❛ she's been talking to guys all night long , you just might be a little too late ... i told you to get here early . you still wanna give this a go ? ❜
* ꕀ such exchanges are something one has grown accustomed to over the years , pair constantly at each other's throats for the tiniest of inconviences and disdain only seemed to increase when relationship with femme's sibling arose . even after puppy love sizzled out causing separation to occur it was difficult to get rid of the way eye twitched at the very sight of fiend that sets doe - like hues on him , gaze unsparing as it burns into his own . “ materialism is hardly a hobby . it sounds like you're trying to reject me for her and as flattered as i am that you care so much you should stop while you're ahead . ” words offered calmly despite vertebrae defensively straightening upon next statement dared to leave treacherous lips . “ can you keep it down ? she doesn't need to know the specifics of my real athletic life . if anything , to her i'll be the captain of the team i lead victoriously to the state championships and you won't correct her . ” though , he has very little hope that she would be able to keep her mouth shut about the little white lie , especially since she took upmost pride in getting on every single one of his nerves . nevertheless , agreement to finally assist him has him loosening shoulders and providing her with a lopsided grin , hadn't expected things to go this well when plan to get bane of his existence on board was concocted in cranium on the way over to table but he'd take anything he could get . “ nothing would make me happier . the faster we get this over with the sooner i'm getting alone time with jiwon . ”
#˚₊ ‧𓈒 𓍢 ㅤ 𝒄𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗊𝗎𝗒 ㅤ : ㅤ 𝓱𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒 ㅤ 𝗓𝗁𝖺𝗈.#good luck!#LMFAOOOOOOO#I TOLD YOU IT WAS LONG BAE#anyway#she was praying to leave that man bruh#he was probably dumb as fuck#the way shes helping him#but still on his case#like i told you to get here early!!!!!#and when jiwon is totally insufferable#and he realizes it#yeah...#SHE WARNED HIM IDK!#and it hits him like ugh... youre so smart and perfect honeykins...#LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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DCCOCE2 !!! 🗣️💥❗️
-“Diego has a thing for British guys” THEYRE GONNA KISS EACH OTHER
-oop Isabel is giving villain I love her
-TRISTAN MY BABY I LOVE YOU
-why are we doing straight yoga bro
-LMAO THE WINK AT SPENCER WHEN HE SAIF LIFT YOUR RIGHT LEG HES GETTING FREAKY WITH IT
-I ship Ivy and zaid bro
-“sorry there was a bug” THAT WAS A FLY BRO
-he’s actually so real for that tho
-this bitch is eating straight leaves right now
-ok idk if this was just my iPad glitching but zaid’s laugh never came out
-bro just made the motion it looked so goofy 😭🙏🏻
-HE HAS LESBIAN MOMS OH YEAH
-Amelie get out
-HANNAH YOU ATE
-“don’t you get tired of being an asshole” PREACH GIRL
-SHES AN ORPHAN
-NAH THE LORE DROP IS CRAZY
-aw she’s hugging Marissa she wants her
-WHAT WAS WITH THE CYMBALS WHEN NATALIA SHRUGGED GET OUT
-not Isabel calling her a raccoon 💀
-I love how Anastasia cares about Marissa because she got badmouthed once bro
-Alessio x Logan ???
-Alessio just like me
-“hella sus” PLEASE BRO YOURE SO CRINGE 😭🙏🏻
-aw little Alessio
-trevek you are not kung fu panda bro
-AW DEREKS LITTLE TWINKLY EYES THEYRE SO GAY I LOVE THEM
-bro Logan womp womp this is disventure camp man you’re gonna hit some girls
-please tell me the baby is not traumatized
-I’ll cry
-wait hear me out on young Richard guys
-OMG I LOVE THE PICS OF HIM AND HIS FAMILY
-“what she’s an ass” PRESCH ANASTASIA
-WHY DID HE MOAN LIKE THAT
-LMAO BRO GOT BENT
-ALESSIO SCOOTING AWAY FROM TED LMAO
-omg I love how Anastasia is standing up to Lynda for Marissa
-smells kind of lesbian in here
-bros been playing poker since he was a kid 💀
-“this painting is me” bruh really how did you not see that
-YES GET TED OUT
-THE WAY TED SNATCHED LYNDA LMAO
-THE WAY ISABEL PRAYED LMAO
-NO ALESSIO
-WHY BRO HOW
-COME BACK MY BABY
-IT COULDVE BEEN TEDDDD
-I want alessio and Logan to kiss right now
-thank you Marissa
-“I mean who doesn’t” I KNEW YOU WANTED LOGAN YOU LIKE HIS SPICY ABS
BRO THIS MADE ME MAD
WHY ALESSIO BRO DIDNT EVEN GIVE HIM A CHANCE
ALESSIO WANTS TO KISS LOGAN SO BAD
OK TRISTAN YOU GOT THIS BABY
#disventure camp#odd nation cartoons#disventure camp carnival of chaos#disventure camp alessio#alessio#alessio disventure camp#disventure camp all stars#disventure camp staff stories#disventure camp tomjake#dcas#dc#alessio dc#dc alessio
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Just finished your beautiful beautiful very yummy and very angsty analysis of love in paradise ( maybe I shed a little tear here and there, maybe I didn't, you can't know that ) so I thought this would be right moment to leave you an ask for a gods game analysis maybe?? *stares at you with big brown eyes*
Last one of this saga!!!! Yayyy
Praying ill remember all the musical parts ive heard about but im sure theres so much hidden i forgot/didnt hear about yet
30. God Games
We open with a choir of course, because...gods! Athena decides to do something (finially)
“Father, God King” (athena asks daddy for help SIJGSEIG)
“Rarely do I ask for favors” being the good favorite daughter
“Now, I’m knocking on your door, with hopes to save a friendship with one who’s a prisoner far from home....Odysseus” I LOVE the melody of this part somehow??? especially how the drop before “odysseus”, ALSO SHE CALLS IT A FRIENDSHIP INFRONT OF ZEUS TOO
“Divine intervention, is that what you seek?” ........yes, bruh. Zeus dont fuck this up, u are decent enough in Homers Odyssey
“To untie apprehensions that were placed on that Greek?” okay i had to google “apprehentions, and apperently it both means “arrest” and “concern/fear”...........to untie the arrest on Ody, and at the same time the concerns of Odysseus THATS GENIUS, Ive heard Homer does a lot of these double meanings of words in his Epics and IM SO HERE FOR IT, also “that Greek”, come on, dont use it as a slur >:)
“You are playing with thunder for a man full of shame”..................NOW WHO PUT THIS SHAME ON HIM YOU MF, YOU WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME IS THIS-
“But if he’s worth the risk of going under, why not make it a game?” Lukes vocal performance in this part is something else, like dude??? hello? youre a tenor SIEJGSEIGJ, its good, also WDYM GOING UNDER??? HUH??? ....yeah of course you make it a game, because everything is a game to you, because really, theres nothing and noone who poses a thread to you
“Convince each of them that he ought to be released, and I’ll release him” the slight echo effect in that voice.......fascinatinggg, wish i knew if the melody in this part had any meaning, gotta look it up
“Who’s them?” Athena god of wisdom asking about details before agreeing to deals *cough* Odysseus, learn from your friend
“Apollo” APPOLO MY GUY ehehehehee
“Hephaestus” okay, fair
“Aphrodite” the wWAY HE PROUNCES HER NAME?? OMG
“Ares”, yea yea imposing yada yada
“Hera” cant exclude his wife
“Or me” OR me, so its ALL of them, or him? bruh
“What do you say?” WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO SAY
“Great” ehehehehe apollo <3
“Very well” just doing it because
“Eh” shes so excited
“Alright” he IS excited
“Groovy”....ok? um...imma move on
“Bring it” of course she would choose all of them over Zeus, its Zeus, he just WANTS you to loose, bc hes the god king
“Apollo!” parrot
“You all know I’m a fan of catchy songs” god of music yada yada HIS VOICE
“so with so many sirens gone, I think Ody’s in the wrong”.........there are so many reasons to dislike Odysseus and you pick the SIRENS? .......did you just join for the fun and had no real reasons or did u get dragged there or-....but its ok, your voice is amazing, also IIRC it should be the melody of suffering??? of different beast??? i forgorrrr norrrr also Lyreeee in the background! ehehehe
“They were trying to do him worse, All he did was reimburse them Now they’ll tread with caution first To live another day and sing another verse” maybe the melody was in this part. also, yeah tell him athena, what kind of argument is that, they tried to kill him he just did what he had to--------admittely he was VERY cruel about it, but athena doesnt have to mention that, and well Ody probably protected even more sailors in the future through his actions
ALSO DONT COME AT ME WITH “but all the sirens are dead” THERE ARE MORE, theyre obviously not talking about the sirens Ody killed, its about all other Sirens out at see that woudlve seen the others dying after being brutally cut down by a human, they WILL be more cautious in the future
“If that’s true, release him”, yeah u really had nothing to argue against, he just shrugs it off LMAO
“Hephaestus!” Hefefuf ehehehe ALSO JORGES DAD YAY adorable, tho when first listened i rly thought it was Jorge with voice changer again THEY SOUND SO SIMILIAR
“Trust is not given, it’s forged”...true, valid argument, Also Scylla melody??? I THink?
“Why should I give him my support? He sacrificed his own cohort”......well....um.....he didnt rly have much of a CHOICE ....but its a more valid concern, the sounds that sound like a hammers in a forge sound cool btw
“Did you forget they failed to listen?”.........yeah literally
“He was betrayed and then imprisoned” IMPRISONED AH ODY, but yeah EXACTLY, the WIND BAG, THE MUTINY AH
“But if you make the right decision He can still build a future with those who miss him” AND BUILD TRUST WITH THEM AGAIN AHHHHHHH yes. Hefefuf choose right.
“Fine, release him” good.
the music making it sound like steps in a game as you level up....fine, it sounds nice
“Aphrodite” seductive, i like it
“Your little high and mighty Odysseus” SHeS pissed, and does not like Ody you can hear the “high and mighty” in her voice :”) ouch
“Claims to love his mother But let her die of a broken heart” LIKE HE HAD A CHOICE IN THE MATTER HE TRIED TO GET HOME SHE DIDNT HAVE TO JUMP
“He was busy fighting”, yeaaah
“More like busy spiting the cyclops”.........yeah okay we can get behin that this was stupid decision but it wasnt a rational decision either he just lost his best friend, THATS LOVE TOO; GIVE HIM SOME SLACK
“Let him feel the pain that his mother felt and rot” WHY U BE SO COLD HEARTED , i love the melody/music in this tho
“Wait, please reconsider this”, athena using quick thought on a goddess, intriguing! also shes begging her :tear: aw man
“Really Athena? These old tricks?” annoyed older brother breaking into quick thought to the rescuse of his lover, makes him likeable somehow, i love the delivery of this line
“Ares!” yeah shes pissed
“What kind of sick coward Holds back his power While his friends get devoured? He didn’t even fight Scylla Didn’t even try to kill her Hides inside a wooden horse to get the job done Never handles things upfront” sorry that he didnt want to DIE dude??? i get your concern with straight forward, open combat but???? is dying on the battle field rly that much worse than wanting to come home COME ON, he wins, he is EFFECTIVE, are you jealous of his stragedies? HE GOT MENTORED BY ATHENA; OFC HE WILL CHOOSE THE SMART WAY OUT NOT THE QUICKEST-WAY-TO-DIE WAY OUT smh
“Pathetic and weak like his son” thats a low blow what is your issue with telemachus bro, the drums for ares makes sense
“Hold your tongue now His son’s my friend” awwww shes calling him a frienddddddd
“And tell your lover that a broken heart can mend” AHAHAH “tell your lover”, true true
“You want more bloodshed? Then set him free To get back to his homestead, he’ll make everybody bleed” SEUHGSOUEGESH “if you let him back he’ll kill everyone” Ares: :D thats what i like to hear, Athenas piano playing again, as she fights Ares is fun too
“Ugh, release him”, what made them change their mind? Esp Aphrodite? was it Athenas concern for Telemachus? and for Ares athenas promise of bloodshed? maybe who knows
“Hey baby”.....okay, flirty? from Hera? alright, lets interpret it as motherly flirting
“Hera” how to hit those high notes
“So many heroes So many tales Give me one good reason why yours should prevail” NOW THAT is intersting, everyone else so far gave a reason NOT to release him, but now Hera asks her to give her one reason WHY he deserves to be released “dont tell me of all the sins he didnt commit, tell me of the virtue he holds” typa thing
“He’s got the mind of a genius”, fair, but there would be others
“Try harder”, encouraging, she doesnt rly want her to loose does she? she support it, she just wants to see if Athena is worth it, i do like this characterization (as long as i ignore the disco animatic, i know its Jorges creative freedom but my brain tries to refuse ANYTHING that would be a reference to modernity, let me live in the bliss of ignorance to pretend its a movie set in ancient greece x)
“He’s pretty skilled with words”, hes a lair, i love him for it
“You can do better than that”, ...yeah
“He’s kind of funny?” running out of reasons athena, also YOU THINK HES FUNNY? LMAO ur right, the odyssey is quite the commedy for anyone but odysseus (and a few others but yk)
“Eh” doesnt sound convinced heh
“Never once has he cheated on his wife” HA HA HAHAHAHAHA HA right thing to say to Hera
[also the whole debate about “did odysseus cheat or not” no. idc what anyone says. if anyone argues he INITALLY consented to Calypso: fine, its blurry in the narrative, anyone can choose how to interpret that as they wish, but Circe was bestowed upon him by Hermes (in the myth at least, in Epic there ofc very clearly refuses her, and she accepts him (hear that calypso? HEAR THAT CALYPSO)) and Calypso, at the very least later on turned VERY unconsensual. FOR SEVEN YEARS., but the “he liked her no more” could also mean she didnt like her as a person anymore after she saved him. its not 100% clear how the relationship started out, we just know how it ends rly, but given the historic context too, it might very well be that it wouldntve been considered as cheating, even if it was consensual, would hera consider it cheating bc she does so with Zeus? maybe, idk, i think the idea of Ody being (one of) the only greek hero(es) that doesnt cheat is one i like, he gets praised enough by homer for all his skills he might as well have the skill of being true to his wife, in EPIC we know that Ody refuses her from the beginning so whatever did or did not remain unnamed in Epic, would NOT be cheating,.........and anyone who mentions Odys proof for cheating being the telegony or any other later versions where suddenly children show up, and he offs penelope for cheating and telemachus marries circe, can kindly, do some more reading into the history of the text and how later authors added their own twists, we dont know if the odyssey from homer was the most well known version, i think, but its the one we consider canon now, and i rly refuse to believe that Ody coming home only to get a new wife]
“Release him” the side glace Zeus mustve gotten LMAO
...ok angry zeus choir again, rly?
“I’ve played your game and won”, she did, fair and square
“Release him” you better
“You dare to defy me?”, what happend to your voice zeus? also....are you pissed that she called you out on cheating? bro, ur just pissed that she choose everyone else over you, grow up zeus
“To make me feel shame?” shame about loosing the game or shame for the humiliation about cheating, mhh
“No one beats me, no one wins my game!”, sounds like my 3rd brother, but hes at least cute when hes throwing a fit about a game having rules
“Thunder, bring her through the wringer Show her I’m the judgement call The one who makes her kingdom fall! ”.your voice is getting worse btw, but...are we talking about pride still? Athenas pride? or is “her” just Athena now? mhhhh, Odysseus DID call her “selfish, prideful and vain”, so maybe it does refer to her pride, she DID Have a character arc tho >:) unlike zeus, hes just an ass, also he gets a choir background for this? intersting,
NOW HE THROWS LIGHTING AT HER??? thats intense, i was gasping when i saw, night sound design
“Is she dead?”, he does sound concerned, is it bc big brother energy or bc athena was zeus favorite child? or do they know how Zeus fucked up just now? hah..ha
the flashes you can hear in the music....aaaah
NOW THIS INSTRUMETAL PART
IS SO BEAUTIFUL ITS SO GOOD THE WAY “WARRIOR OF THE MIND” AND TELEMACHUS LULLABY AND LEGENDARY BLEND TOGETHER AND BECOME “ATHENAS FINIAL STAND” (as its supposedly called) ITS SO GOOD i ah i like this part the most of the song, together with apollos voice aseghsegij Aphrodite is fine too :) and "rly athena; these old tricks"
AlSO her having a flashback to Ody giving her Telemachus to hold after his birth, PLS??? Thats so vulnerableeeeee aaaaaaaaah yeah, yea that was good
“Let him go, please, Let him go”, she reaches out to Zeus, as her light dims and she begs him to let Ody go, nothing left of the selfish and prideful goddess, she was selfless- sacrifcing herself and ler go of her pride to beg to Zeus to let him go, who stops as he grabs to throw another lighting, in shocked realization of what he has done.
The song fades out. And we are left to wonder if Athena is ded or not
now initially i rly thought Jorge killed a goddess
by now im more hopeful that she isnt dead (im hoping for that, mostly for the fun of sticking to the source material of Athenas help in the last chapter(s) of the story)
but
im still doubting a bit. the chance is there that she is, infact, dead, but i dont know how that would impact the narrative-,...i suppose we’ll see, either in the vengence saga, or at the lastest in the ithica saga x)
#god games#epic the musical#leyanalyses#LeyAnswers#epic the wisdom saga#i kept forgetting to do this but its done now!#im not in on the hype around the song#but its still good#quite good#the instrumental part at the end kills me a lil
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THATGIRLSTACEY
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thatgirlstacey: never fazed by what my old flings gotta say 💯💯
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jackharlow: never ever
user: so Jack wasn’t kissing a white girl in the club?
user: I want better for you
user: you a bitch but one thing about that face card…
neelamthadhani: let ‘em know sis!
user: you need to leave that white boy!
user: you know what i understand Jack I really do
druski: I know your man does but do you cheat as well 👀
user: druski outta pocket 🤣🤣🤣
haileybieber: I’m so in love with you 😍
user: you seem kinda fazed idk
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user: oh so you remembered you have a child
user: such a cutie!!!
user: I’ll be a step mom
user: that jacket tho !!
thatgirlstacey: you love it tho 🤭
user: I’m happy you took the time out your busy cheating schedule to hang out with your daughter
urbanwyatt: my favorite niece!
jackharlow: she’s your only niece
thatgirlstacey: hopefully not for too long 🙃
jackharlow: 😬
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thatgirlstacey: you could say it was love at first sight 😍 tbt
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user: so he met Stacey first?
user: uh
user: you a big loser
user: he trying to figure out who to you are
user: so he’s known her before he started dating Y/N???
jaydawayda: I remember this night 😍😍
user: goals !!
jackharlow: forever glad we reconnected
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user: y’all been posting each other a lot lately, which one of you cheated 🤣
barbieblank: what a beautiful family…
user: I love when Jack remembers he’s a father
user: I love Willow 😍😍😍
user: guess Drizzy was lying about that white girl 🫠
neelamthadhani: 🥹🫶
user: I guess Jack is actually loyal this time
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theshaderoom: uh oh looks like #StaceyJames Harlow is finally getting her lick back! Stacey was seen drunkenly leaving the club kissing a mystery man! I wonder what’s going through #JackHarlow’s head right now 👀
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user: HOLY SHIT!!!!
user: Jack deserves this tbh
user: that Y/N voodoo
user: how could she do this to him :(
user: ok but someone find out who the dude is he kinda fine
user: Y/N and Drake is somewhere laughing
user: I love karma
user: *pretends to be shocked*
user: SLUT
user: these hoes ain’t loyal
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theshaderoom: whew chile! The drama never stops in the Harlow household! According to fitness model, #BarbieBlank, #JackHarlow is the father of her 6 month old, Noah! A couple weeks ago, #Drake stepped into #StaceyJames Harlow’s comments claiming he saw Jack with a white girl in the club! By the looks of it, it might’ve been Barbie! Just yesterday, we broke the news that Stacey was seen kissing another man. We hope this is all one big misunderstanding!
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user: I’m so fucking dead
user: bruh
user: this drama is better than any reality tv show
user: oh Y/N voodoo is working overtime!!
user: only person I feel bad for is poor Willow, and Noah
user: pray for them y’all, cause they damn sure gonna need it
user: Jack never heard of condoms? God damn
user: Jack is the reason why they teach sex education in schools
user: how does he find the time
user: glad y/n is away from this !!!
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Hihiii I finally have the time to reply to this!!
AHAHHA you should accumulate all your leave days and go for a long break! If not a short trip to unwind. It'll definitely helppp
RIGHT like UGH this man is so.... UGHH I want to run my hands along his undercut and like HE'S SO PRETTY- I went nuts after watching JJK 0 [I started with the movie idk why] and after watching the series I'm like "I love this man he's so hot and funny at the same time." Then his collab arts... They're always so... He always looks so... Slutty I'm sorry but look at the Dolce and Gabbana art... The Tokyo tower collab too... Idk I can't find a better word to describe him...
Babe I understand that fear it ain't stupid! Not tryna scare you more but I remember when I was like 11? I was on a beach in Phuket when I picked up this super pretty shell buried in the sand. Then uk what? A worm wiggled out of it. I screamed so loud like wtf was that monstrosity 😭😭 I guess a way to prevent sand submerging your feet is to wear sandals or flip flops?
Oh man I never expected that you felt like that once too 😭 I understand the mum hanging you part... I think mine would skin me alive and feed me to my dogs... That's good to hear! I'm really glad you found a job to your liking. Thanks for the advice Chu!🥲🥲 You have no idea how much I appreciate that. It feels like my friends from Secondary school know what they're doing and are slowly leaving me behind ngl... One of my friends is in the same course as me, but in different schools. She got a GPA of 4.0 for the first semester... and cause I flunked my Econs and AI class I got like a 2.9... So yeah I really appreciate your encouraging words 😭
SUSHI ROLL HAHAHA HELPPPP HAHAHAHA Okay but I'm sure you're not like short short. I'm not that tall either ahhaha!
Queen SLAY AHAHHA they definitely deserved it! Even if you didn't speak up, I'm sure someone else would've done the same sooner or later. Fr they're so annoying bruh
Omg nice! Okay to me, "A good day to be a dog" is good. Maybe cause I'm still halfway through... But so far it's good! I find the plot pretty unique! Omg I added Gyeongseong creature to my list ahah! Yeah it actually looks good! Ngl I wasn't a fan of sweet home but I wanna watch Gyeongseong creature cause of Park Seojun hehehe I loved "What's wrong with secretary Kim?" so much!
RIGHT I'M SO SORRY BUT HE'S SO SEXY IN THAT UGHHH
Yes... It's always the food and snacks.... Omgod I get it. Like it's always about exam results and once I'm old enough they'll probs start talking about finding a boyfriend... Then it'll be a job... I'm not ready 🥲🥲 But Fr the only thing I look forward to is the 红包 like trust me I've been ready since last CNY. Take the money as our prize money for enduring the relatives' questions heh. I'm so surprised you celebrate CNY too tho like no offence but I really didn't expect that...
Dissolved is an understatement... Idk I'm probs the one dissolving... HELP confessing your sins?! 🫠🫠 All I did was to pray to my flower agate tower... Did it work? It probably didn't. But it was worth a try! Crystal manifesting is a stressful process you know?
Nono I'm really not smart I just grinded my ass off... I hate my education system..... AND FR Lit is annoying in that sense but I mean it's the closest thing to reading and writing that I have so...
YEAHH They're so cute! I think I have a soft spots for animals in general AHAHH
Exercise... 🫠🫠🫠🫠 What's that?
Thanks sm Chu!! I will! I'm waiting for 3rd March to come cause I'm going for Taytay's concert woohooo That's probably the only good thing that's gonna happen to me this year so I'm gonna cherish it!
Also I'm so happy to be your first emoji anon It's an honour 😫😫
AND your Marius card! He's so hot in that omg and Rosa... ROSA IS SO PRETTY DGSDVXDHJ AHH
I managed to get Luke from the free 10-time! And I'm tryna get Artem now! I haven't gotten an Artem card in ages... Also what do you think about the new event? I think it's pretty cool! Much better than the others!
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disco anonn!! i finally can sit down to reply you!!🥹
i'm so doing that!! i plan to take a week-long vacation too in mid year so that i can leave everything in the dust ehe
HAHAHAHAHAH omg that's precisely also my reaction!!😫 you know i first came to know gojo not from jjk but from @/saintobio's sincerely not series. and he is written a prick there so i didn't have a good impression🥲 but then my bf roped me into jjk and then i see it firsthand and AAAA i'm down so bad for this prick uHHHH and that's so true the power behind that undercut is so🥲 that's totally okay i think of him as the best slut there is AHAHAHAH
A WORM😭😭😭 i'd flip and fall😭 i do wear flipflops but still... what's flipflops gonna do against the sand?🫠 during my company retreat last year, i wear flipflops and but my feet would crash against... rocks?🫠 it hurts *sobsobsob* and it got inside my nails i was like 😭
AHAHAHHAAHAH THAT'S SO TRUE OUR MOM😭😭😭 aww you're very much welcome!! i wished someone would say that to me too and i'm glad that you're encouraged🥹 ahh don't worry! GPA isn't everything. in real world, what matters the most is our communication skills and how we present myself🥹 not to brag, but my last GPA is 3.56 and my friend's is like 3.9-ish (nearing perfect omg) but now i got the better exposure and ratings🥲 my team leader says that's because i make friends with everyone and do presentations better than her (simple things like presentations matters a lot apparently i just knew it🥲) but that's not to say that we should ditch our GPA... just study well and do your best! <3 God will do the rest i assure you! don't give up, disco anon!! <3
i relate to you, me and my friends used to be a group of 6, but now the one who sticks with me is just one🥹 it hurts but sometimes that's just the way it is... especially when we don't share the same interest...
I'M A WALKING SUSHI ROLL REALLY AJAISJDAOISJDAS
okay i think there are at least 3 people saying that a good day to be a dog is good so... i relent🥹 i'll watch it!! PARK SEOJUN is so dayum there omg he's so pristine and aisjdoasjda okay i'm totally normal about him... totally... normal... the plot is unique and i love it but yes, i do have to agree that the CGI looks a bit off🥲 but pay that no mind and just look at park seojoon🥹 everything will be well AHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA OMG WE'RE SO THE SAMEE i used to get the boyfriend asks a lot and they even tried to set me up!!😭 thank god i found a bf already or else they'll start putting me up for sale😭 that aside, don't take those questions to heart, that's just how nosy aunties are🥹 ah fyi, i'm of chinese descent so i totally celebrate the chinese new year and all of those praying anniversaries that i... don't remember a single thing about🥲
HAHAH THAT'S SO FUNNY pls disco anon don't dissolve😭 omg flower agate tower?? i lit looked it up... what is this?🥹 it looks cute and it says it's for healing... (pls correct me if i'm wrong because... most likely i am...)
oh my!! i'm so happy for you!!🥹 honestly some people in my office have gone to her concert too and i'm interested... but i'm not a fan of being squished in the spectator stands🥲 wishing you to have the most fun there!! <3
ADAKSJNDAKSJDA omg marius he's draining my schips and NOW I WANT LUKE TOO BUT AKDASDA I CAN ONLY DEPEND FROM THE DAILY(?) FREE PULLS AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN HIM STILLL i forgot that it's the pilot card that i've been looking forward too omg i was so in for the suspense and all but i was too blinded by marius😭 YES it's so fun! tbh during bakerlon and the cafe event i was like ??? many times but here it's so engaging and everyone looks so pretty!!🥹 rosa in chinese qipao is sooo pretty godsssss i don't usually stan for girls but she's the only exception!!
have you caught up with the main story and all? honestly i haven't been able to catch up with it🥲
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Hello Beautiful People...
It seems like it's been longer than a year since I logged in and MAN, tumblr has seen some upgrades.
I hope you all have been well and treating yourselves kindly.
I have been slow living and meditative since the last login, that my life has sparce recollection of the past. Thankful for it, but it has been an interesting experience shedding conditioning.
I share revelations and "lectures" on my Youtube channel if you want to join me there. Cuz lowkey, if I get reincarnated again, I'm leaving easter eggs there to wake up quicker than I have in this lifetime lmao. Bruh. And after looking at my previous posts here on Tumblr, I hope to gather these in a collection of sorts and repurpose these posts in a creative way. Maybe a keepsake for myself and something others can tangibly keep for themselves.
In the meantime, here's my latest video where I demonstrate how to see life in a way that helps us humans completely "control" our HAPPINESS :)
When I say I don't know anger....whoooooo she?? We don't know her or care over here on this block. Yas, Awareness is the greatest gift. And I wish you all the blessings. Truly, I pray for everyone every single day including You. So I hope Life serves you all your hopes and desires, Love.
And if you want to connect, I got emails and whatnot around. I'm not hiding or anything. I'm simply here.
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where did you find this?- Nate x Fezco hi
The voice which echoed through his ears startled him more than he would've liked to admit it. Swiftly, his right hand got a hold onto the item that definitely should have stayed hidden instead of falling from the pocket of his dark jacket. It was a piece of clothing he'd never wear, not even when the temperatures would considerably drop with the change of seasons. Therefore, to his mind, it had seemed like the most brilliant idea. Except, it wasn't, obviously, and it became obvious when he moved it from the cash register he had carelessly discarded it onto earlier. Truly, he had never considered himself to be an incredibly lucky guy and hell, now he knew why. Nate fucking Jacobs could've chosen any other moment to suddenly pop up inside his store, but it had to be when he moved his stuff around and fucked it up. Maybe Jules made the worst mistake by trusting him with this.
Carefully, Fezco slid the item back where it belonged, gaze stuck anywhere but on the man who had just spoken to him. If only silence could've worked out as the best solution, but he knew better than to ignore Jacobs and pray he'd leave him alone, because the beef that had started between them had never ceased to escalate. Not that he was afraid by the other. Not of what he could do to HIM, at least. To his friends, though, that was a whole different story. Keeping his mouth shut, he placed his jacket behind him, on the seat Faye would occupy when she came with to the store. The silence that followed was deafening to his ears. Maybe, if he squeezed his eyes shut very tight, the threat would go away. Nah, bullshit. He learned this trick never worked by the age of five.
"Listen, bruh ..." The boy started slowly, blue eyes eventually lifting off the floor to dare cross his gaze. "I dunno what you think you saw, but, yo, I gotta tell you to stay out of my businesses, yeah ? What you doin' out here, anyway ?"
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Howell wizard x fem reader
'Nice to meet you'
Fluff/comedic fic
When I tell you this man is my type of man he is my type of man,well I have multiple but today it is his time to shine
Also saw not much of him and I wanted something with a fem reader dont worry more gn reader with this guy will be made by me in da future
Also I just learned about giff images so you better pray I dont abuse my power
Anyways here you go fellow simps
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The first time you two had ever knew of each others existence was when you met Cass, you weren't in the boxing club like her,but you had to be since toast was your friend or she just said it often enough you just don't mind at that point
Cass and you actually hung out together alot even more after she left boxing, she taught you a few defens skills and you...well you just had a lot to do,and what I mean is you where all over the place sometimes you'd model for her in your new knitted cardigan and awesome new dresses,next you both are having a karaoke battle your decent to say the least
"Hey (y/n) come with me" said Cass who had been knocking on your door on a Saturday afternoon "bruh I just woke up" Cass gave her a look "you think I care. Come on let's get you dressed" the greenette drag her friend to her room then to the closet,and opened it "pick an outfit you crazed fashionista" (y/n) huffed "fine"
After getting dressed Cass left with her friend out of the house
"So where are we going Cass" (y/n) looked to her friend as she smoothed her hair "we are going to the cat cafe one of my brothers made you haven't been ther and I just realised that haha" you looked at her shocked "I didn't know you had brothers let alone a cafe?!" "What yes I have multiple times I've told you how annoying they can be dummy!!" Cass flick her friends forehead,(y/n) winced in the pain " I have a bad memory Cass you know thissssss" (y/n) wines "yeah okay whatever sparkles now come on your gonna love the cute cats we have" Cass persuaded and it seemed to work since her friend seem to lift her head a little and smiled
Then out of nowhere "*sniff* ooo is that vanilla" she question (y/n) on the perfume she laughed a little and then responded "yup spot on once again bestie" Cass celebrated a little in the corner as she walked along side her friend "so how many brothers you go Cass" she looked at her friend "I got six and they are a handful but I deal with it I guess"
After walking along the sidewalk for a few minutes the two arrived at the cat cafe
"Here we are" Cass extended one arm dramatically making (y/n) roll her eyes "okay now let's get inside dummy" Cass pushed (y/n) to the door and got the two inside "EVERYONE I BROUGHT MY FRIEND GET YOUR BUTT'S OUT HERE" sounds of plates crashing and shuffling where heard from the kitchen making (y/n) a little concerned
"Hi I'm bee nice to meet ya" a girl with brown hair and a happy smile greeted "oh hello bee I'm (y/n)" she introduced herself
Bee smiled and ofer something from the tray she was holding"here try this their supper good" "oh uhh-" then out of nowhere someone bust burst through the door from the kitchen and started yelling at bee "bee you better not be eating the food of some customer..again"
Bee seem to panicked "no no I would never I was just uhhhh...oh yeah greeting Cass's friend (y/n)!! look isn't she just gorgeous right!?!" The guy in question turned to face the girl that bee had just referred to"hello-*choke* *cough**cough*"he fidgeted whither his hair
He was stunned looking at the girl right before him she was absolutely gorgeous and her outfit elevated how she looked 100 times she wore a light pastel green and pink cardigan a pastel yellow skirt whith little hearts even he noticed she was just so pretty as him heck maybe even more she looked so so
"Cute." Did he just said that oh no he did
He slap his mouth shut and went running to the kitchen leaving a confused and pink-dusted cheeks (y/n) she hold her hands and smiled gently flattered "thanks" she mumbled under her breath "what was that" Cass turned to her friend who quickly dismissed her question "you know what whatever let me introduce you to the guys so you obviously just met Howell who has for some reason called you cute as a first Impression, then there's wesley say hi" he waved at you "good, now then there's Crisp obsessed white clown stuff" crisp looked offended then huffed and turned around to do something "then there's Deckard"
Time went on and she kept on introducing her brothers but there was only one thing on (y/n)'s mind that guy Howell he seemed like the type of guy she would like to be around even by the short interaction she had to admit he looked supper adorable and kinda hot in her opinion she just must befriend him at once! Was all she thought
"Here try this" Cass offered (y/n) another plate of food made by the lovely Deckard "oh thanks" she dived into the food as it was placed before her
Cass went into the kitchen her happy expression faded as she looked at her brother Howell "are you really gonna stay in here the whole time she is out there or are you gonna be a manchild and mope around because you dont know how to start a conversation whith my friend" he blushed at his own embarrassment from earlier "no way I cant I lost my touch I'm not extravagant as I usually am I cannot face her" he retorts "come on you cant stay in here forever dummy" she looked at him with a waist eyebrow making him sigh "whatever you do you but ima murder you when we go home" he shivered at the tought
He had two options it seemd one get over it and talk to the pretty pastel girl that is beyond the kitchen doors and possibly face more embarrassment on his end
Or two get his ass whipped by his sister who would not hold back even if he'd beg and bribe her with anything he owned
Better go with the first option he couldn't risk bribing Cass with his beautiful workout equipment it looked better on him anyways
So what found fake confidence he walked out the doors and straight to the table the pretty pastel girl sat at,as he approach he sprotted bee not doing her work "bee" his tone and demeanor change and bee tense up as the other girl whatch in curious at the following interaction,he placed a hand to bee's shoulder "could you please get orders I can handle stuff here thanks byeeee" bee quickly scattered out of there,leaving Howell with (y/n) he nervously pulled out a little notebook to go for others a pen and then looked straight at the (h/c) girl "hi there uh what's your name cutie?" Wow now he's bold "I'm (y/n), and you are cariño~" (y/n) leander forward whit her elbows propped at the table
she was bold too I mean ofcourse she was she's well it was obvious to Cass as she looked at the two "ugh she's into him fuck he better not mess things up or ima kick his sorry butt" they all stopped and collectively thought 'he better not mess up' Cass then turned to them "why are you standing there get to work dummies!!" They all scattered to do their won things "*sigh* I'm surrounded by idiot's" the she went to go back to work
"So what would you like to try from the menu. Anything interests you cutie" Howell smiled making the girl's heart flutter he was just so different from the short time she has been in his presence a good different and a hot one at that "well I would like to try you're waffles" he raised an eyebrow "waffles it is then,how do you want them hmm?" (Y/n) put a hand on her chin and thought for a moment "I want then with syrup, chocolate chips, and wip cream please" she put her menu down and Howell took it "coming right up"
Time then seem to fly by as the two talked and she got a few more things to eat,the food was just to good then (y/n)'s phone buzz and she picked it up and saw that she had to go "awe man I got to go" she spoke in a sad tone,Howell looked at her with his own sad smile "oh well do you want the check now?" She looked at him and smiled and smiled a few hundred Bill's "this will about cover it" she got up and started to walk away "hey wait this it too much and you need your change!" She then wrote some numbers on a piece of napkin(y/n) looked back at the green hair boy and smirked "it's fine pretty boy you can pay me back with a date and her you go" he nearly choked on his own saliva and looked at the paper she gave him confused "wait what!" She was out the door by then and he went after her "I said what I said see ya!!" He stood there stunned and red tinted cheeks he hadn't noticed his siblings right the with him until cass put a hand on his shoulder the aura became tense "your gonna take her on that date right" it sounded more of a command than a question,he gulped "why ofcourse what kind of a man would I be to ditched such a fine woman such as her" he defended himself still blushing cuasing the other's to notice "ooo Howells got it bad!!!" "20 buck they get together" "Ha 30 if they get married by the end if the month" cass turned around "Hey that my bestfriend your talking about!" She stared to chase them around while they all scream in laughter
Howell was left outside to think about (y/n) she ayre was something truly different he then took out the napkin she gave him and once again was shocked "she-she gave me her NUMBER AAAAHH OH MY GOSH!!!" Bee then came from beside him "wow you scored today nice" she finger gun him and he got annoyed "go back to work bee" she quickly oblige and left immediately leaving Howell alone to stare happily at the napkin
While (y/n) was waking around the sidewalk smiling to herself about the cute pretty boy she had just met "hehe this will be great" she stared at the sky and thought about the endless possibilities that will happened with the so call pretty boy she had now decided to nickname just that pretty boy hehe
Something was going to happend that would change the path of these two people and it was going to be awesome
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ok you’re so cool i was a little scared to ask hehe
but really…i want mattsun to bully me pls 😩😩 that gunplay thirst wow i really want to gag on his dick while he spits in my face what is wrong with me he has no screen time and is still hot as fuck
BRUH FRATBOY MATTSUN WAIT THIS GAVE ME THE IDEA OKAY WAIt
pls no nothing cool here 😫 but thank you qhejqje (I wrote this twice man, pray for my poor heart) i love thirst like these don't be shy send me the kinkiest shit I have so many issues 🥴🥴
PLEASE you don't understand, as I personally proclaimed him as haikyuu's biggest sadist (okay maybe after sakusa), and since all my thoughts are canon 😋 lemme bless you with what I have in mind babe-
THIS POST IS NSFW! Minors do not interact or I'll bite.
warnings: taking pictures, on your pretty face he nut on :3 spitting, slapping (soft), oral (male receiving), fingering, size kink hehe, this is heavy yall, idk what else uhh, calling names?? Tell me if I missed smtn
here's gunplay w mattsun because I'm a whore and here's the taglist form if you wanna be tagged when I post!
You don't like parties.
The way your short skirt and tiny top feels awkward on your body, the air heavy and feels dirty, cigarette smoke hanging in the air making your eyes and throat burn.
It all feels too much, you don't even like to drink, you know you don't fit in this place, but you just wanted to live your life for once.
Even saying that leaves a weird, foreign taste in your mouth, it's not something you'd say, after all, not something you'd you'd think, really, it's just you trying to calm yourself using your friend's words.
"Please- just come with me babe," she had begged and begged, "I finally have a chance with Matsukawa please don't let me go alone!"
For some reason, she was so damn obsessed with the guy lately, texting him so damn often, squealing with happiness whenever he texted back 8 hours later (earliest and dry: ok 👍), doing everything she could to get his attention- so there was no way you could say no when she asked you to be there for her.
But you just couldn't have known it would turn out this way.
"What a fucking slut," his breath fans on your neck, lips tracing the shell of your ear, you can feel his lazy smile, your back flush against his chest. "Getting fingered by her friend's crush."
He's obsessive as his touch never once leaves you room to breathe, large hands groping and pulling on your tits spilling from your blouse ripped open, fingers planted in your panties under the skirt your friend had gave to you (maybe you'll get lucky, she had winked.)
"She's your best friend, too, no?" His fingers circle your clit making you whine loudly, "how much of a whore do you have to be to fuck your best friend's crush?"
"-'m not!" You whine but your body betrays you by bucking your hips on his fingers, knees shaking as you fall deeper into his heavy touch. "I'm not a whore!"
"Sure you aren't sweet girl," Matsukawa's lazy gaze lingers on your face contracting with pleasure as his fingers start thrusting in and out of you, laughing at the sounds your pussy makes, "and this pretty little pussy isn't yours, either, making the sluttiest fucking sounds- fuck, do you fucking hear yourself, darlin'?" He groans behind you, grinding his hard cock on your ass, his huffs of short pants and moans making you feel dizzy.
"Please-!" Your hand closes around the wrist of his hand fingering you into oblivion. "Mattsun, please!"
His fingers are so long and so big- two of them barely fit inside you and he still pushes a third in, his cock twitching at the way how you can't even take three of his fingers, wondering how you'll manage to take his cock, grinding his hips and moaning so sinfully at the tears welling in your eyes.
Your body shakes so much against his, you're so small compared to him, Matsukawa wonders if he can even fit the tip of his cock in this tight pussy- even if he could, you're so damn sensitive, already crying, already drooling, all over yourself like a stupid fucking whore.
You're close, he can tell. Your body starts squirming even more, you can't stay still as his fingers keep going in and out of you and-
"I'm cumming!" You scream as your whole body shakes uncontrollably, "imcummingimcumming-"
The way you clamp down on his fingers as you do is nothing but exciting for him, thinking how it'll feel around his cock if you're this tight just around his fingers. When you finally come down of your high, your limp body is ushered onto your knees before you even know what's happening, your head lolling around, eyes shut close, you're about to sleep.
"Wake up," Matsukawa furrows his brows, his hand grips your jaw and shakes your head around, watching the way your mouth opens to suck on his digits, "fucking wake up, slut."
His large fingers tap on your damp cheeks, large hand landing a "soft" slap on your damp cheeks to jerk you back awake when shaking you doesn't work.
(you look pretty like this. fingered unconscious, head lolling around like a doll, your tits all for his gaze to see and enjoy.)
He grins when you moan.
You open your eyes only to find a huge cock against your lips, Matsukawa grinning down at you, his fingers trying to dip in your mouth and give his cock access at your pretty tongue.
He rubs the tip of his cock on your lips, the salty precum making you flutter close your eyes, the sheer size of him causing panic to start welling up.
"Spit on it, pretty thing," he orders as his hand slowly pumps his cock, still rubbing it on your face, now on your eyes and brows, humiliating- but has you clenching in your panties nonetheless.
You do, a trickle of spit falling on his cock, but it's just too big and you're small- it can't even lather the upper half.
The moment your spit touches his cock, Matsukawa's large hand flies into your hair, pulling on the locks so mercilessly, making you cry out a scream, your face forcefully being turned up, your neck aching.
"You call that spitting?" He snarls at your face, lips curled in pain, and suddenly his lazy demeanor is lost to a cold, dangerous one. "I'll show you what spitting is."
It's not a second after you feel something wet on your face, foreign and disturbing, trickling down to the left corner of your mouth. Matsukawa's fingers start spreading the fluid even more on your face, they dip into your mouth and make you taste him.
"Ooh, fuck-" he groans at how pathetic of a bitch you are, taking his spit so good, the guy that your best friend has such a desperate crush on. "Fuck, you little bitch, suck my fucking cock, already. Bet you can do it much better than your stupid friend, show me how good you suck a cock, baby."
He's huge, he's huge in your mouth, almost impossible to fit, but you somehow stuff that little mouth with his cock, and even do a good job about it.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" He groans, hands still pulling on your skin, your hair, however he can hurt you as you suck his cock. "So damn good!"
As he finally pulls out, so close to cumming, he starts pumping himself vigorously before your eyes, staring into your awaiting mouth and his cock twitching even more.
You look ruined, your pretty face wet with his and your spit, your tears caused by the way he had fucked your mouth and now-
"Fuck, I'm cumming." He groans, and you feel the hot, sticky fluid all over your face, running down your face, some you can catch in your mouth.
It feels awful, to have someone's cum on your face, especially someone who cumms buckets of it, you almost can't breathe by just how much cum he has.
your phone rings.
you hear the ring of a text.
"I think Matsukawa's fucking some other bitch tonight, where are you? I just wanna go home."
You can't read it as you're busy trying to taste as much of his cum as you can- but Matsukawa sees it, and he has a pretty idea.
With his cock still half hard, Matsukawa reaches for his phone, opening your friends contacts, and the camera.
"Hey, sweetheart," he calls for you, your face still covered with his cum, you look more beautiful than you ever did. "Smile for me."
snap, and send.
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Riptide ep 92 spoilers (and general spoilers) liveblogging this on one post
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Gillion should now have about 3 sets of lightning fractal scars bro should be littered w scarring at this point holy fuck
ALPHONSE NO WTF IF HE DIES ILL FUCKING CRY save this metal man jay pls i am begging ik we want to save the kid but also save the funny
Oh she cast levitate on him ok this is fine this is fine
Is gil gonna make the fuckin shark high holy shit
IS HE oh its enlarge not smiting it w it ok
Gil what are you doing you silly silly man
He still doesnt have armor on oh boy his fish jammies are so silly teehee
Theyre gonna have to get a new ship again lmao
PRETZEL IS HIGH SHE GOT HOTBOXED I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER
28 POINTS OF DAMAGE HOLY SHIT how much hp does this woman have omg
Condi remembering the rules of dnd but at what cost
OMG DREY FERIN MY BELOVED AHHHHHH I LOVE HIM ayo youre checking on Finn 🤨
Guys what if the weed is what finn needed to have to wake up-
Chippp broo you good
Is jay gonna be good im so worried for her if she dies im gonna sob and piss and shit OH WAIT SHE CAN LITERALLY FLY JAY oh wait no she cant cuz concentration
Jay is so girlboss i love her teehee
YEAHHHHHH THEYRE OUT Jay solos she is the best character 💪
Oh fuck gillion lightning count is now at 5 lmao
This is so funny lmao
I hope they get a QUEEN YEAHHH MY BELOVED
Gryffon is a panda ball i love him omg did yall know Gryffon and Alphonse are my favorite crewmates i love them so much
GILLION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO welp bye
Wowo theyre really in it huh lmao
Omg character development gillion using lay on hand on himself zeeweemama
Woah this shark is incredibly nimble anyway Chip has been swallowed
NOT THE CHEEBO TRAUMA LMAO
Bruh gillion is so slippery oh boy
GRYFFON!!!!! Hes so silly i love him teehee
Fishing trip lmao omg he dont think this is real
Bro charlies rolls this session are literal ass lmao
I really hope Dugon shows up
RAGNAROK??? GRYFFON ITS A STORM YOU DUNCE
Anyway praying that Dugon saves them 🙏
Jay uhhhhhhhhhh why arent tou attuned to your necklace ahahaha
IF JAY DIES IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRY GUYS I CANT DO THIS
ALPHOMSE 55 DMG I CANT DO THIS WAIT NOT JAY IS DONW THIS IS BAD YALL THIS IS FUCKIN BAD im gonna cry
Grizzly if you kill jay and alphonse i will actually end you
What CHIP DO NOT DROP OLLIES BOOK WTF ok thank goodness i was so worried for him
BRO HES ACTUALLY DUMB THIS IS SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT
Chip is high af this is so funny omg OH FIRE WOAH
I was so lost in the silliness that is Chip that for a moment i forgot that Jay is unconscious 💀
THE LOVE POTION IS BRO GONNA FALL IN LOVE JESUS CHRIST
NOOOOOKK I CANT DO THIS I CANT DO THIS JAY IS GONNA FUCKIN DIE I CAN FEEL IT
i hope that this stupid fuckin shark sees gil and is enamored with him and fuckin leaves cuz gil asked nicely
This is literally a tpk i cant do this im gonna cry
Finn please wake up and save your grandson PLEASE
I need them to survive
Niklaus exists i just remembered can he like show up and make another shitty deal so the group gets outta this
Wow bro is doing so many smites hes goin sicko mode
I FUCKING HATE THIS SO MUCH JAY IS GOING TO DIE I CAN FEEL IT CAN OLLIE GRAB HER OR SOMETHING wait is ollie dead-
Queen is doin queen shit i love her theyre so cool
CAN QUEEN PLEASE ASK THE SHARK VERY NICELY TO LEAVE THEM ALONE AND LIKE GO AWAY AND STUFF
YESSS CHIP KILL THE BITCH FROM THE INSIDE AND THEN GILLION CAN USE THE REST OF HIS LAY ON HANDS ON JAY AND OLLIE AND ALPHONSE AND THEYLL BE HAPPY
genuinely yall im so scared for ollie and alphonse alphonse is literally a metal man and ollie
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT GRIZZLY DMG IS ON
BRO GRIZZLY IS TRYING TO KILL THEM WTF DUDE
Surely SURELY gil can like save them good lord
Gryffon was needed this whole foght also if Ollie is dead ahahaha i may commit a crime against one Grizzly Grizzlyplays
Im gonna fucking cry i cant do this guys HES OUT OF LAY ON HANDS?!?!???
Pls pls pls im gonna cry guys
If alphonse dies im gonna cry NO ALPHONSE??? IM NOT EVEN JOKING RN IM FUCKING CRYING IS HES DEAD I CANT DO THIS
This is too much for me guys i cant do this pls let finn wake up hes needed like right now
Fuck wheres Earl jesus christ
Gillion is gonna die bringing alphonse back next ep i can feel it
The screech i let out when grizz ended the episode like holy fuck dude
#jrwi#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#riptide pirates#jrwi chip#jay ferin#gillion tidestrider#jrwi spoilers#jrwi ep 92#jrwi ep 92 spoilers#jrwi liveblog#jrwi live spoilers
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STORY TIME********
Okay so Friday afternoon, I had to go back to the hospital and it was a different hospital it was a little far out but I’m like okay no biggie. I get here I’m hooked up I’m chilling. Everything going normal. Saturday morning, they woke me up telling me to get ready, get clean look presentable I’m like why? And they didn’t tell me. Some other nurse comes in and I’m asking her what’s going on and she says they got some deal or something and they need pictures and stuff and they want me to be the main model. I said okay. I go out and stuff or whatever and it’s a lot of baby stuff I’m looking around, I’m nervous and shit feeling like I done got caught up in some fraud shit and they finna take me out😭😭😭 so anyways I’m taking pictures and shit Bc they are kinda cool. One of the best hospitals I’ve been in. And then they asked my sister to get in the picture too. I’m kinda panicking like…. Yall finna set us up and then it was like a lot of baby product too so I’m like wtf bruh. Or they need some program pictures or something or idk something for money. (I lost a lot of weight don’t talk too much) And so ight cool they all hugged me, shook my head and said thank you and everything I’m like no problem so we go back into my room and everything goes back to normal. The drs being nice and sweet and yk just normal shit. That night they discharged me I’m like man yeo I done got myself into some deep shit Bc how y’all get me, do a shoot and then now I’m leaving???? I said ight fuck it let me get tf before I try to leave a minute later and the police or something outside. So I’m out and I’m going home. I got a call around 4am to go back. I’m like fuck that Bc wtf? And then ppl kept begging me to go. My siblings mostly just was like nah go ahead, Quinn was telling me and shit and then ppl was like they might have caught something that could kill me that they didn’t see before so I’m like man ight. Whole time I’m my way, I’m praying and stuff just please don’t let me go to jail, don’t let me die or something. I get there and I held Khalid for the first time. He was so small and they showed me pictures when he first came to the hospital to be checked up on or whatever, he looked big but when I held him and stuff he was the smallest thing. Ig he had deflated🤣🤣🤣 but nah fr he was little. I love this lil man. Congratulations @nenebanene @quinnsdripp and happy 1st birthday to my son (god son)❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
(Oh for um info purposes this happened…. Last year he’s a yr old today)
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Malcolm and Marie live blog
I don't usually do liveblogs for movies but yea.
Spoilers ahead!!
I love that its modern timed but very 70s stylized.
A tune indeed.
When you are high and drunk on success and
How the white critic reacts is why I feel like gatekeeping my scripts. At the same time some things I do make are about race or involve.
Marie sitting on the patio smoking is a mood whenever men are talking.
So he's pretentious and unaware.
Whoever chose the music for this, I feel like we would be Spotify mutuals.
Can this nigga stop pacing.
Also can he stop talking;
Marie is so tired and unimpressed.
Also little booties matter and are to be bitten.
Oooo the tension and the jazz.
Title Card over mac and cheese.
Shitty boxes mac and cheese but still mac and cheese.
Tbh i always wonder if spouses/significant others get upset when their spouses don't acknowledge them during speeches.
John sounds so much like his dad but I really hope his acting style differs from his dad a lot.
Guilty confession?
He did not profit off of his partners backstory and then not even acknowledge her.....I.....
If that ever happened to me catch me cussing my partner out during the beginning credits, the end credits, in the car, and at home.
GASLIGHTER!
The way I'm excited for Zendaya to give me some, oooo can she work with Regina King. Please on my knees I pray.
Um no that's not your job to coddle your lead.
He's a dick and the type of dick who makes himself look like a good person around other people.
If Sam Levinson is trying to make his viewers more of misandrist, it's working.
I feel like Marie has her flaws probably a lot of them and we will surely see as this continues, but Malcolm needs to learn how to apologize sincerely.
70s vibes! 70s vibes!
Them kissing and talking about criticism and dreams makes me miss a partner. A partner that I've had and haven't had.
Women really are behind every great man.
Yea sir you fucked a happy moment.
Oh visual allegories for looking in from the outside and cat and mouse chasing and looking from the outside in.
She's saying she doesn't feel noticed by you.
Gas lighter :0 he called her an emotional support dog, bruh.
I would LOVE to co-write or take a writing class held by Sam Levinson. The fights i write are very much in this same realm of reflection and anger and monologue.
Sam.....sam.....are all the sides inside of you doing okay sir?
The ugly side of dating and being in a relationship with someone who struggles with their own demons.
Honestly I could close my eyes and listen to this script being read without seeing these characters visually. Just close my eyes and get a sense of these characters like it was a radio story.
Oh. Oh this is a new wheelhouse of Zendaya acting; a different voice is like breaking through here and her expressions aren't the same we are used to. You can literally hear another character in there....hmm.
Mans is outside really fighting with his invisible demons lmfao.
Selfish ass, how after everything she said you came out of it thinking about your own craft and self instead of how you hurt her.
So she's conditional.
Me: did sam (a white man) say nigga this many times in his script or are the actors adding their own inflections. Not just the lingo used but the topic of race and directing etc. being written by a white writer about black characters is always gonna be a critique when you're writer is a white person.
Alexa play Broken Girls by Saba
He is so hurtful.
A clown nigga a clown look in the fucking mirror you bozo head ass looking like you need some Mehron clown white and a size 16 in clown shoes.
John is doing a really swell performance and reading of these lines.
He is reading her for her insecurities by bringing up his experiences with other women and that.....is yikes.
Arguments can get messy like this in real life but it takes a lot of maturity and control to either not let it get to this point or have a healthy conversation afterwards.
This film is really shot on some very crisp lenses.
They sitting there like 🚬🧍♀️🧍♂���.
Leftover Mac and Cheese and unfinished cigarettes.
The nyt etc. pay walls are so annoying, but there is a work around look at the articles on incognito or add a period at the end of the url.
He sounds like his daddy so much here, weird, this is the only part I'm eh on the dialogue it feels real but a bit out of pace in how they are bouncing off one another.
Nail scissors? So the end is not the only part he based off of Marie. 🙄
ITS A GOOD REVIEW YOU DINGUS but also its a full review they are going to critique things. She isn't wrong though he did profit off of a woman's story that was not his own to profit from.
Yes Malcolm because unfortunately all marginalized people look through a lens of life that is inherently political because of the world they live in.
He is so mad and upset and had a lot on his chest. But I think he Malcolm and Sam are talking about something thats an issue and a non issue. Being critiqued for you art is hard but also Malcolm is not super self aware. He's like a stand in figure of for example rich depop sellers who wanna be oppressed so badly they yell at others instead of examining their own personal behaviors and ethics.
Oh Marie, when you know the spark is gone and you pick fights because.
He ain't even ask her to read?
One critic I have for most of hollywood actors is they learn their cry and that is it. A change from this is Margot Robbie, I adore her fluctuations of crying being similar but the crying is carried differently for each character. If I had to say any actor that does a cry scene amazing its this woman right here (Amy Adams)
You stole her story from her and gave it away, she has a right to be upset and angry and a rubber band ball of emotions.
Citizen Kane, not the cinematography, but the story is it even that good? (Unpopular opinion but meh, maybe in my rewatch it will be better.)
But that is what people want authenticity and whatever authenticity means to them. What is real for one is false for another.
To be honest look at the criticism of Euphoria, well earned, but a lot of people were like this isn't real even though he literally wrote about his own life. People said it was inauthentic like....wtf.
Ahh the smoking is just a habit, he quit and she didn't.
CAST ZENDAYA IN A HORROR MOVIE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING. Get Lupita and Zendaya and some more black actors preferably less known ones in a horror movie. One with a interesting script and story, directed by Regina King. Please and thankyou.
I love Marie yep that was amazing.
Behind every great man is a greater woman, one that deserves her credit for how she has stood behind. I wonder the stories of those women, what they have sacrificed or not sacrificed. Their thoughts and feelings when the world is surrounding their partner and views them as a plus one. (I'd write a short script about this but I think do I have the time, can I, or am I equipped ?)
He is a shitty person for bringing up his exes, like she even said I don't wanna know any of that.
Imagine being on anti depressents and rarely having a sex drive and then when you do your partner starts talking about their exes and tearing you apart for all your faults.
I love when you see peaks of Zendaya's cadence in roles.
Tension, what if's and he didn't even bring her up in his speech.
Marie to herself and the audience:
He is not afraid that he will loose her but as my character says in my unreleased story, "i can't wait til you give me a fucking reason to leave your ass." Malcolm expects everything in order for not even doing the bare minimum and she is only asking him for something as simple as consideration. She just wants him to be considerate. He wants to get married and considers their relationship like rolling down a hill at full speed and he cannot apologize, he cannot be considerate, and he cannot admit his wrongs. He can only offer her I love yous that he probably does mean but he does not back up outside of what he's done for her in the past. The past which was more of her experience than his and he sees his part in it as a burden. He doesn't use his own vantage point of the past to further his career he uses her. He does all of these things without a real apology or thankyou because he is not afraid to loose her.
The restrictions of quarantine and the panorama have made Sam's writing very no frills. I wonder how other films from other directors and writers that are filmed in small contained crews like this will be structured. But this was a very good movie gonna add to my letter box 3.3-3.5
Oh shit this is my song,
Ratings/overall thoughts:
Script is like a C+, B- : I could go into my heavier big brain thoughts on the script but I don't feel like it. You catch hints of it above it centers conversation on race and privilege, mainly the writers and questions i have that won't be answered but Sam did make me grow disdain for Malcolm over a short time. Which is sometimes hard to do because im one sympathetic person but the sympathy i have for Malcolm is at 0. Maybe a 2 at some scenes but then it quickly goes back to 0. Some parts of the dialogue miss the mark or hit the are off balanced. While some of it like Malcolm's bathroom speech albeit mean is really strong or their conversation when he comes back from peeing really shines for me.
Performances: B+ to A- because they carried the script further than it could of gone with less talented actors. The monologues do well to showcase their current skill levels which are already high af and leave room for anticipation in where these actors go next.
Zendaya holding a knife: A+ with a gold star. That switch on and off and on is delectable.
John being a shitty boyfriend but following Marie like a lost puppy: B+ with a good job written at the bottom of the paper, Malcolm being nervous a frantic dialed up with more realistic nervousness would have sold me completely on Malcolm's anxious waiting.
Cinematography: A and a participation award.
The mac and cheese: A+ for the easy mac. Wish it was like Annie's or Velveeta.
Cigarettes: Participation award and their picture hung up for student of the month. Why the grill lighter? Everytime Malcolm opened up his mouth Marie was like sparks fly.
The music: A++ with a prize. Whoever picked the music probably makes good Spotify playlists.
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Keeping Up With Seijoh Ep. 6
a/n: DKFJSLDKFSJ OMG YOU GUYS IVE LTR BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR SO LONG AACCKKK!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also, omg im screeching bc BAHAHAHA THERE IS GOING TO BE A SLIGHT PLOT TWIST YOU GUYS!!!!!
for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!
anon:
- Ever since yn got lost during a trip to another school, the team made the rule that she has to hold one of their hands. Its probably so small compared against the boys. She got lost cause babie saw a cat
SKDLFJLSDKFJ EWWWWWWWW IM SCREECHING IN DISGUST RIGHT NOW LIKE THATS SO DIS COS TANG OIKAWA TOORU LIKE LEAVE MY GUY ALONE!!!!!!! #LETMAKKILIVE
lmao yep this is really happening
okay so anyways
you guys know how seijoh is like known around the prefecture right?
and we all know that nekomata and old ukai are like besties so they were talking over the phone right
and nekomata was complaining that his players were already fed up with playing against the same people and they wanted to be challenged and wanted new exposure to other players and all that jazz
old ukai was cackling at the other side bc haha youre actually begging me to find you new teams now?
but anyways
theyre like besties forever so ofc old ukai would help
and by help, he turned to poor zaddy keishin and told him to look for teams that could be sent up to tokyo and play against nekoma
‘what?! im already busy and i dont have time to scout-’
‘YOU WATCH YOUR TONGUE BOY! I CREATED YOUR FATHER AND WITHOUT HIM, YOU WOULDNT BE HERE TODAY!’
‘BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WANTED TO BE ALIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE!’
family goals 😍😍😍
but keishin still listened to his grandfather and recommended seijoh as being the one to go as they are one of the hardest to beat opponents in the preferecture
but its more like he wants to hear about nekoma being destroyed by oikawa’s service aces and grovel at their feet since naoi always made fun of them saying country boys arent as good as city boys
LIKE PLEASE
anyways!!!!!!
nekomata got word of it and immediately phoned aoba johsai and talked to the coach
‘yes, i heard from an old friend of mine that you are quite strong’
nekomata praised, wanting and desperate to have them come up
‘and do you think your team is good enough to beat us?’
LMAO YESSSS GRANDPA IRIHATA!!! DRAG THEM KITTIES!!!!
WAIT NO THAT SOUNDS WRONG
but they settled on their disagreements and decided yep they were going to go up there and have a practice match
however
irihata and nekomata wanted their boys to be kept in the dark about who this team is as knowing them, they have sources to find them tapes of old plays
they wanted it to be a fair match
even the managers were being kept from it as they could easily be influenced by the players for that information
irihata walked into the gym and announced a team meeting to which they stopped
you sat down next to kyotani, who pulled you beside him and wrapped a protective arm around your waist
‘we have a practice match against a prominent team up in tokyo in 3 days. make sure you have your plays right and pat down as they are known to be quite an opponent’
the boys shouted a determined cheer and they all hussled back to practice
you were running around, tending to everyone with towels or medical tape
once you finally sat back down on the bench, you noticed your phone screen light up, indicating someone sent you a message
it was natsu
you swiped open and smiled softly at his picture
it a selfie of him in front of his school as you told him to send you a picture that he arrived safely
‘got here in one piece since im not ready to meet daddy satan yet’
i hate him you guys
after receiving news of his mother gaining custody of him, he cheered and was able to go back to tokyo without his father in the picture
lets just say,,, hes not nice
anyways
you were sad to let him go but you understood he missed his friends and his almost-boyfriend so you were able to say goodbye easily at the station
‘gross but im pretty sure katsuki would blow satan to smithereens’
‘hehe ;) he would’
‘N A S T Y’
you cringed but giggled and the team noticed so they tried hard to gain your attention back on them
‘aaa!!!!! y/n-chan!!! my leg!!!!’
‘i think i chopped off my finger!!!!’
‘my head snapped off my body!!!!!’
you rolled your eyes and placed your phone down before walking over to mattsun to help him snap his head back on his neck
finally, it was the day of the match
you were arranged to stay the night at tokyo to have a few practice matches with this unknown team
the team was arranged to meet at the train station at 9:45 since the train leaves at 10
you arrived the earliest to keep track of everyone and just because you were actually kinda excited
theres this weird feeling in your stomach that isn’t exactly bad but its,,, giddy
you sat on the bench, waiting for the team
they all started arriving one by one and you were doing a headcount for everyone but you were missing one
you checked your phone and you noticed he was getting late
it was already 9:54
you hate it when people are late to meeting time so you were slightly irritated
you dialed up your captain’s number and you stood up, pacing around
‘hello~~~~ y/n-cha-’
‘oikawa-san! do you know what time it is?! you were arranged to come here at specifically 9:45 but its 14 minutes passed that so where the hell are you? you better have a good excuse you piece of-’
‘aww y/n-chan oikawa-san is sorry’
someone whispered in your ear from behind and you flinched, surprised at the sudden person
oikawa wrapped an arm around your waist while his other hung up the call and you turned around, arms crossed while pouting at him
‘sorrysorrysorry!’
he apologized and you rolled your eyes
‘i swear, oikawa-san. if i find out it was because of your hair again-’
‘oi shittykawa! your sister just called me and you left the curling iron on, you stupid bastard!’
iwaizumi’s shout made oikawa sweat and pale
your eyes glinted dangerously
‘this is the last straw, oikawa-san’
you growled and he shot down to his knees and was about to start praying to you when the coach decided he had enough entertainment for the day and called everyone to gather around
‘heres your tickets. this train will get us there around lunch time so dont worry about getting hungry’
the shinkansen train had 2-person seating so everyone fought secretly amongst each other to sit next to you
literally, their private group chat was blowing up until early this morning at the shouts and yells of everyone caps locking their arguments as to why they deserve to sit next to you
the only one who didnt was mattsukawa issei
bc quite frankly, he didnt care who he sat next to and although it sounds nice to be next to you, he isnt exactly the comfiest to sleep on due to the obvious size difference
lmao like your head probably wouldnt reach his shoulders bruh
now youre not oblivious
or blind
so you noticed the glares of everyone as you all stood for the train to come
and you also noticed mattsun just standing there, bored, so you sneaked over to him, wrapping your arms around him
‘arent you excited, mattsun-san?’
he gasped quietly at your sudden appearance but he smirked
‘its nothing special. just another team that we’re going to beat’
you giggled at his confidence and you walked in front of him so you could properly be held by him
it was practically second nature now by the way he just opened his arms and you crashed into them, his own wrapping around your shoulders to hold you tight
‘i love your confidence so much mattsun-san’
he flushed red and furrowed his eyebrows, head turning to the side to hide the obvious effect you had on him
‘whats the point of playing when you cant be confident’
‘aaaa why are you looking away mattsun-san!!!’
lmao when the team saw you sitting next to mattsun, they all felt so betrayed like bruh
ltr kyo and iwa were about to go feral
oikawa was like ready to screech his ass off but one look from you made him shut up
‘i sincerely, really, truly hope youre just complaining about the seat hurting your flat ass, oikawa-san’
KDFJLSDKFJSDL Y/N NO STOP IT
it was kinda funny actually bc everyone was all pouting and sulky while you just have mattsun who’s smirking like ‘beat that’
SDKFJLSDKF I LOVE MATTSUN’S SMIRK LIKE PLEASE OMG
ofc he let you sit at the window bc you love window seats
like iwa, he also pulls up the arm barrier thingy and you shuffle closer to him and mattsun practically combusts
the ride isnt expected to be very long but you still found yourself sleeping during it
mattsun has his arm around your shoulder while your head is leaning against his peck man boobie
omg its so cute like he actually slides lower on the seat to help you reach his shoulder and hes slouching and back is hurting just for you
;’)
he was awake the whole time bc he couldnt sleep with his heart beating so hard it might rip out of his chest
ew thats kinda gorey
your hand was gripping his own and to pass time, he found himself fiddling with your fingers
an unknown smile appeared on his face at the obvious size difference between yours and his
a finger traced different and foreign shapes just to feel the softness of your hand and he combusts again when you unconsciously squeeze his hand
mattsun couldnt help but bring your linked hands up and kiss the back of yours
it was soft, gentle, and his lips lingered there for more than a second
then a sudden feeling of fatigue washed over him and he leaned his cheek against the top of your head
the last thing he remembers is the smell of your f/s (favorite smell) shampoo
then you guys arrived in tokyo
irihata had to personally wake you all up because even naoi fell asleep and everyone fell asleep
irihata gently shook mattsun awake and when the boy opened his eyes, the older man nodded over to your form
‘gently wake her up’
as if mattsun didnt already know
thats why he softly ran the pad of his thumb on your cheek that was exposed to the air
‘y/n~~’
he coos and your nose twitches, in between the border of dreams and reality
‘darling, wake up, baby bear’
FSDKLFJSDLKSDJKFJDSKLFJSDLFKSJDLF YOU GUYS I CANNNNTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also im listening to kataomoi by aimer so that kinda influences the ‘darling
his deep voice that surprisingly reaches a level of quietness made your eyes flutter
your whole face scrunched at suddenly being woken up but the sight of mattsun’s genuine smile made you mirror it and cuddle closer for an extra dose of warmth
‘hmm, is my baby tired?’
he teasingly whispers and you nodded, snuggling even further and he gently cups your face
his hold had made your cheeks squeeze slightly together and your pout increased the cute factor
‘nwoooo dont skweeze demmm’
you slurred and he chuckled
‘hai hai’
‘kwiss it better’
you demanded and he full on laughed before moving his hands to your jaws so he could plant many kisses on your cheeks
the repeated kisses tickled so you giggled and squirmed
‘aaaaaa mattsun-san it tickles!!!’
your playful protests forced him to stop and allow you to actually sit up
as usual, your hair was a bird’s nest and mattsun attempted to settle it out
‘hah, y/n-chan your hair is like another being itself’
he choked out and you pouted at him
‘so mean! mattsun-san is so mean! baba-san! rescue me!!’
yahaba was known in the team to be the one who fixed your hair and you trusted him the most with it
hearing his name being called, the pretty boy dashed towards you and mattsun’s seats
‘is senpai giving you trouble again? come, honey, come to baba-san’
mattsun gave him a look for the younger’s passive agressive tone
oikawa immediately dashed over right next to yahaba
‘oh? y/n-chan! oikawa-san is here!!’
iwa and kyo growled
‘SHUT UP SHITTYKAWA!’
meanwhile irihata and naoi were just done
they just wanted to get off the train like is that such a big favor?
finally!!!!
seijoh was able to actually make it to the city and ngl, despite living in sendai, you were actually overwhelmed by the bustling city of tokyo
there were people all over the place and many cars and you were being pushed around
it didnt help that it was ltr lunch hour and a flurry of business people just flooded out of their buildings
you unconsciously gripped your bag and focused on just not tripping over people so your eyes were trained on your feet
then in the corner of your eye, you saw a tiny animal that was in danger of being stepped on so you ofc had to go chase after it
you shouted at some people to watch out and to not step on it
but then it disappeared
the moment you looked up, everyone was gone
you panicked and your head was turning from side to side
‘MATTSUN-SAN?! IWA-SAN?! KYO-SAN?!’
you shouted but it seems your voice wasnt loud enough
GIRL YOU GOTTA MANIFEST THAT BULLHORN VOICE
worry and dread bubbled inside of you but you stopped, just trying to calm down and think
then you saw the flash of white again so you hurriedly ran after it, not knowing that you were straying away from the city and towards the suburbs
you noticed you were now lost at the less amount of feet walking and this wasnt the city and you were now away from the team
taking yoru eyes off of the cat, you looked around to confirm your fear and that gave the cat an opportunity to disappear again
yoo crookshanks
huffing a curse, you pulled your phone out of your bag and dialed each
your phone wasnt reaching the boys and no one was picking up
what the heck
you ended up at some quieter and less crowded spot
like a neighborhood
you contemplated calling natsu as he lived in tokyo but tokyo was a big city and you were at some neighborhood so its highly unlikely he would know where you are
so you just walked around, looking for a place to sit and think like a park
then you heard a distressed meow
you were just walking and hearing that loud cry of help made you stop and immediately follow the sound
‘kitty? kitty?’
you called out even though you knew fully well they didnt understand you
but the cat cried even louder and you heard another cat
it was less higher pitched and honestly, you just felt like there was another cat
as you looked around, you saw the same cat you followed after and it bobbed its head at you as if asking you to follow him
‘you want me to go with you?’
the cat blinked then turned around and started walking
‘okay then’
you took the time to inspect the actual color of the cat
it was dominantly white furred but it had multiple colored spots, mainly yellow and brown
you eventually ended up at a large tree with a cat shivering on the biggest branch
it was black and had some fur sticking out at the top of its head and it looked young so its probably a kitten
you tutted and reached out your hand but it recoiled, hissing at you
BOI SHE TRYING TO HELP YOU WHAT
‘hey, i want to help you’
you softly said and maybe youre just doctor dolittle?
bc it stopped hissing and started whining instead
‘kenma-san! i swear i saw it just now-’
a sudden foreign voice made the black haired cat hiss again and this time, even you were counted as a threat
the appearance by the corner of two boys made you glare at them
one was freakishly tall with grey hair and scary green eyes while the other was shorter and had bleached hair that grew out
they both wore running shorts and black shirts and they looked like they were on a run or something
then you had a thought
this guy was tall
he could help
‘hey! you!’
you waved and the boys stopped, eyes wide
they pointed to themselves and you nodded
‘yes, silly! especially the tall one!’
the other had a flash of a glare that disappeared almost immediately but the ‘tall one’ happily skipped over
‘oho, hello chibi-chan’
KDFJSLDFKSDJLFDKSJ YES IM CONDENSCENDING
you puffed your cheeks out in anger at the nickname but this was not the time
‘that kitty up there is stuck. and i cant help it because its scared. and its all the way up there’
you pointed and he nodded
‘i followed that cat here too but i needed someone else. thats why i brought kenma-san’
your eyes shifted to ‘kenma-san’ who was focused on the other cat who also stared back at his spot by the tree
hmmm, they look kinda similar
‘well! we need to help it,,,,,, grandpa-san!’
taken aback by the nickname, the tall guy gasped while the blonde boy choked out a sudden laugh and you giggled
‘GRANDPA?!’
‘yea. you know cus you have gray hair’
you reasoned and he was about to retort when he stopped himself
‘no. we have more important matters in hand. kenma-san, come stand on my shoulders. chibi, use my jacket to catch it if it falls’
you scrambled to do your task but you heard kenma-san mumble
‘you cant tell me what to do’
‘oh hey! whats your name?’
you asked and the tall guy waved
‘im lev. haiba lev. first year’
‘kozume,,, kenma. im a second year’
‘oh! then nice to meet you! im l/n y/n!’
introductions had to be cut short as you all assembled
kenma wobbled while lev cringed at the obvious pain but they gritted their teeth and kenma lunged to grab the cat
but the cat jumped away, falling to the ground where it was caught safely by you
thankfully the jacket saved you from scratching but after a few soft whispers of reassurance, the kitty calmed down and it resulted in just shaking
‘its okay. we’re okay. i got you’
you were completely oblivious to the fact that kenma and lev were on the ground, bleeding after falling, or the shout at the distance
‘kenma! lev!’
‘Y/N-CHAN!’
you three turned to see two groups of boys coming from two directions
on the right had a guy with black hair similar looking to the cat on your arms
while the left had your familiar looking captain
‘oikawa-san!’
you shouted and he ran up, eyes wide with worry
‘where were you?! why did you run off?! you shouldn’t-’
he rambled but your eyes stopped at the appearance of your familiar pink-haired cousin
‘natsu?!’
you shrieked and he had an equally surprised expression
‘y/n?!’
he shouted
‘what-!’
he started but you beat him to it
‘why are you here?!’
you pointed to the people behind him
‘im,,, a manager. im a manager for my volleyball team’
‘volleyball,,,’
you trailed off
‘VOLLEYBALL?! NEKOMA?!’
you knew of your cousin’s school but you didnt think you guys would meet here
‘shes your cousin?’
someone piped up from the back and natsu nodded, still looking at you
‘oya? the apple doesnt fall far from the tree, then. hello gorgeous, the names kuroo tetsurou’
KSLDFJDSK I HATE THIS LIKE PLEASE HES JUST A NERD YET I WRITE HIM LIKE THIS I HATE MYSELF
‘HAH?! YOU BACK OFF!’
kyotani started but you caught him in time, holding him in your arms
‘nooo,, calm down, kyo-san’
natsu’s nose crinkled and his mouth curled
‘ugh, nice to see you too, brat’
‘BRAT?! YOU BASTARD!’
‘IM A THIRD YEAR, YOU BASTARD!’
kyotani was held back by oikawa and iwa while your cousin was with that kuroo guy and lev
you hurried back to the rest of the team and they each glared at you but they had an obvious expression of relief
‘do that again y/n-’
‘i know, makki-san. youll use a leash backpack’
lets just say its not,,, the first time youve been lost
‘new team rule. youre holding someone’s hand at all times. no matter what, always hold us’
yahaba scolded and watari nodded
meanwhile, mattsun grabbed your hand and gripped it tight
‘youre never leaving my sight again’
his tone was different from his usual playful and teasing voice
you knew he was very worried and that made you feel really guilty
‘im sorry’
you whispered and he pulled you to him, hugging you tightly
‘its okay. youre here right now and thats all that matters’
you nodded and you turned your head, leaning on his chest to watch oikawa yelling and shouting at this kuroo guy while your cousin and kyo were arguing and you chuckled
this was,,, chaos
‘dear god, you shouldve let me be lost for a few more hours’
you mumbled, smiling lightly when mattsun’s chest vibrated as he laughed
‘take me with you next time’
‘i will’
you hummed
‘Y/N-CHAN! YOU ARE NOT GOING NEAR THIS-THIS MONGREL!’
oikawa screeched, stomping his way over to you
you smirked
‘oi kuroo-san! lets hang out after the match!’
oikawa screamed
a/n: now that my nekoma manager is out, i can finally have a manager x manager interaction and uwuwuwuwu just wait until i finish the others and ill do that req anon sent in ;) if you sent it in, you know what im talking about ;)
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Yandere! Jeon Jungkook- You’re My Prey
Why Hello there! ANON ASKS
Greetings! I hope all is well with you! Could I please request a smutty angsty predator Jungkook x Prey Reader with sprinkle fluff at the end? like jk is the readers bully and realizes that he likes her but she avoids him like covid lmao. so he protects her from someone or something and she starts to trust him? oml that sounds like a lot🤣🤣 U are an amazing writer!!
BRUH YOU HAD ME AT ‘AVOIDS HIM LIKE COVID LOL’
Sooooo I didn’t touch on the smut part, and I’m very sorry! Tbh I was a bit overwhelmed writing this one and I kept getting stressed because I hated every draft I made before the final draft.
So this contains a bit of sensitive material, proceed with caution
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Leggo!
...
You sat in front of the vanity as your mom styled your hair. She hummed as he took your strands in her hands.
“I saw this style in an issue of Vogue...I know you’ll love it.” she commented.
Tonight was perhaps the biggest event of your mom’s career. She has been a avid participant in the entertainment industry for years and she was invited to some crazy event with her celebrity friends and wanted you to come as her plus one. People knew she had a daughter, but they had never really seen you before. You stayed out of the spotlight when you could.
Except for tonight. Your mom had stared as the lead in a huge show, and a party was being thrown to celebrate it’s popularity and final episode. You were honored but nervous.
“Look at you!” she winked at you in the mirror. “Come on, we’re running fashionably early.” she ushered you out the chair.
...
Ugh, how much longer was this gonna last. Your feet were killing you! Your mom seemed to be having the time of her life though. She was drinking and dancing and carrying on as if she was a young college student.
“She seems to be having fun.” a voice said from behind you.
“Don’t get any ideas. That’s my mother.” you seethed. You were protective of your mom, going as far as to curse out anyone who set their sights on her whether it was positive or negative. While people didn’t know you as a celebrity, they knew you as the one who knocked the living daylights out of an ex idol who tried to touch your mother’s ass on a variety show backstage.
“Don’t worry, pet. I wouldn’t dream of it.”
Once you recognized the voice, you froze. Of course he would be here! You slowly turned around, seeing Jungkook standing there with a sick smile on his face. “Missed me?”
“No!” you said a little to swiftly. You should have asked if anyone you knew was gonna be there. You felt like an idiot. Jungkook literally sang half the soundtrack for her show, of course he’d be here!
“Oh how rude.” he cooed. “I thought you’d be happy to see me.” he shrugged.
“You though wrong.” you looked him up and down. “I swear it’s like you’re following me sometimes.”
“You could say that...but just know I’ll always be there for you...watching.”
“J-just stay away from me!”
To say he had some sort of infatuation with you as an understatement. Everywhere you went, he somehow turned up. It was like he could smell you from miles away.
“Dear Y/N, don’t make a scene.” he stepped forward just so he could whisper in your ear. “Wouldn’t want to cause a disturbance.” you could feel the smirk on his face and all you wanted to do was slap it right off.
“Stay back.” you stepped away. “Leave me alone.” you pointed warningly. You attempted to walk away, only to feel him grab your hand.
Tingles shot up your spine as you touched. You shuddered, his skin was hot. You took one look at Jungkook. He seemed to be in a trance, he was staring at your hand, following it up your arm, passing over you shoulder and up your neck to stare at your face.
When you finally came to your senses, you yanked your arm back. “Don’t touch me.”
“Okay alright.” he rolled his eyes, seemingly going back to normal as well. “Just don’t get into any trouble, pet.” he scoffed. “By the way, you look good in that dress.” he drank you in. You felt exposed, very exposed. You could almost feel a draft. You glared at his back as he stalked off. That’s how it was, Jungkook was nothing more than an arrogant tease that made you wanna strangle somebody.
“Alright, I’m done.” you groaned, holding your head. You looked for your mom in the crowd. She was busy laughing with a whole bunch of her friends. You didn’t wanna leave without telling her. You’d just leave her a message.
From across the room, Jungkook watched you leave. He hated to see you leave, but watching you walk away was so gratifying. He knew you didn’t really hate it. In fact, it was amusing to watch you lie to yourself. You were lying about not wanting him, about hating him.
He knew you were lying because he would feel if you hated him. Just like he could feel the want dripping off your body. You were simply lying to yourself.
... (A few days later)
Your mom had left for another show, which left you home alone for a while. She would be filming in Japan, which meant you would have the house all to yourself. That meant you were left to your own devices when it came to fending for yourself. You hated calling your mothers assistant, he had his own family and your mom to worry about. You could handle going to the convenience store by yourself.
“Thank you for shopping with us!” the cashier waved you off as you left the store. You threw your trash in the nearby bin and began walking back. It was cold out, which prompted you to hug yourself.
What you didn’t know, is that you were being followed.
You were walking on the empty street. It was late and all the major shops had closed for the night. Your only source of light were the dimly lit tiny restaurants that were still open, and street lights that flickered as you passed.
You kept walking, ignoring that feeling in your stomach that told you you were in trouble. You just had to speed up, it was like something in you was screaming at you. A few seconds passed and you couldn’t help but turn around.
A man was standing a few feet behind you. It was way too dark to see.
“Wha-...” you began walking away, praying it was just a coincidence. You turned a corner, he followed. You turned another corner, he followed.
You were now certain he was following. You couldn’t help cut cut through the street to get to the other side, but he followed then and there. You couldn’t help but begin to run, now scared out of your mind.
You turned behind you one more time to see him speed-walking. In your haste you didn’t see Jungkook walking out of an alleyways. You rammed into him, only to scream bloody murder.
“Y/N?” Jungkook grabbed your shoulders. You were practically crying. This was the first time you were actually happy to see Jungkook of all people. “Babe, what’s wrong?”
“Someone’s following me!” you pointed down the street. Jungkook took one look in the direction where you were pointing.
You were way too scared to see his gaze harden into a glare. His blood practically boiled.
“Stay here.” he grunted, storming in the direction towards the man. “Hey buddy!” he barked, strutting over.
Jungkook glared in the direction of the sorry idiot who dared try and apprehend his catch.
...
Jungkook took you back to his place, your home would be empty for the night and you didn’t wanna be alone in that moment. You sat on the sofa, hugging yourself.
If he hadn’t been there, something bad would have happened, you knew that much. It was the first time you were grateful.
Jungkook had to gather himself. Rage shot through his body in his attempt to protect you. His senses were still in overdrive and he was sure he looked crazy. He watched you as you got comfortable, still hugging yourself.
“T-thank you.” you said for maybe the third time that night.
“Y/N. You really don’t have to thank me.” he laughed. “I told you I’d be there for you every minute, or every day.” He walked over and sat down next to you.
You finally studied his face. His smile that never reached his eyes looked very different now than it ever did. His eyes were dark with something you couldn’t really read.
“Even after I’ve been so horrible to you?”
“You may think of it that way, but I don’t.”
“How do you think of it?” you tilted your head to the side. You were genuinely interested in how Jungkook perceived your declaration of hatred towards him.
“You shouldn’t make that face.” he giggled, glossing over the subject. “I might have to ruin your innocence.”
“Ruin my-” you trailed off. It was only then you realized how close he was. Jungkook towered over you, so it was easy for his body to cast a shadow over yours. “You’re really close.” you mumbled.
“Hm, isn’t that the point?” he winked. “Your skin is so soft.”
To Jungkook’s delight, you didn’t pull away when his lips ghosted over yours. You shuddered at the mere tickle of his touch. It was like a batch of pheromones had gone out into the air because all you wanted in that moment was him. In some way or another. However it surprised him when you were the one to go for it, pressing your lips gently against his.
A low growl ripped through his throat as he rested his hand on the side of your neck. He returned you affections just as quickly as you gave it.
You tasted better than he thought. Your innocence was like a drug. It was heavy. He hummed with delight as you reached your hands up to run through his hair. He was happy, you didn’t know it in that moment, but you were accepting it. Your fate as his. After tonight it would be set in stone.
As you pulled away from Jungkook, you inhaled sharply. “W-woah.”
“Surprised, babe?” he began crawling over you, sending you back against the plush surface. “I knew you’d fall for me sooner or later.”
You were too consumed by the sight of him above you. The lights casted a halo over him. He almost looked like an angel. “I could eat you up right now Y/N.” he whispered. “Your soul is exposed to me right now.”
He drew his tongue down your neck. Leaving opened mouth kisses along your skin. You were warmed up in an instant despite being cold moments earlier. You practically squeezed your legs together in an effort to ease what you were feeling, but Jungkook was no fool.
Finally he’d get what he’d been yearning for. After so long.
...
It was the dead of night when you woke up. Your naked body was flush against Jungkook’ in what you assumed was his bed. Jungkook was practically atop you, laying his head on your chest. You tried to shimmy out of his grip and when you successfully did, you sat up.
Aches and pains shot through your body as flashbacks of moments before flooded your body. You could hear his shallow breaths in your ear telling you how much he adored you. Every bite and scratch he had left burned, but in a good way.
Words couldn’t describe how it felt enough.
“You weren’t thinking of leaving me, were you?” You looked down at Jungkook who tiredly wiped his eyes. “Fuck.” He glossed over your naked body. You were practically marked from head to toe.
“No.” you replied. “My arm was falling asleep because you were laying on me.” you replied, laughing dryly. He sat up himself, only to trail his fingertips up your arm. He shifted behind you and began placing kisses along your shoulder. He wrapped his arms around you and practically pulled you back down onto the bed with him.
...
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Bruh I'm so invested in the mystery kids fairytales .
So King Henry and his ex wifes ?
Dipper: Alright, onto our next story- ‘King Henry’s Ex-Wives.’
Lili: That’s not a fairytale!
Mabel: Well I still wanna hear it.
Dipper: Once upon a time…
Royal Announcer: Her Majesty, Lili of Aragon!
*The trumpets go off as Lili of Aragon, a paragon of royalty whose loyalty is to the Vatican enters the throne room*
Raz: And just what are you doing out of bed? You should be praying that you bore a son! *To the readers* By the way, we're in like our early forties in this, just letting you know.
Lili: Your Majesty, I know you want a son. But must we discuss my womb in front of the entire court? *She gestures to the King's court, all laugh at her embarrassment*
Dib: As the royal physician, it is my learned opinion that her womb is filled with sea serpents. *Shows an old medieval diagram*
Lili: Well, we can't be sure. I mean, what if it's a girl?
Raz: Then you will bring about shame to this Kingdom! I can see it now. Fire everywhere, Protestants burning, she'll be bathing in their blood. *Shudders*
Lili: *Sighs* I could've married the King of France. He wasn't so preoccupied with procreation. But no, 'Raz the VIII is a good man, an honest to God man.' Thanks a lot, father.
*As Lili storms out of the throne room, Mabel Boleyn approaches*
Mabel: Oh, Sire, I apologize for your wife. Seems twenty-four years of so-called wedded bliss is one year too many.
Raz: Who would dare to flatter a King?
Mabel: *She curtsies* Mabel Boleyn, loyal subject, big fan. Modern Wench magazine dubbed me "Mabel of the Lovely Green Sleeves." *She flaunts the green sleeves of her dress*
Raz: Yes. Green sleeves indeed. I could make my songstress write hundreds of-
Lili: Enough! *She grabs Raz VIII's arm and drags him out of the throne room*
Raz: Hey, I thought you left! Where are you taking me?
Lili: Marriage counseling! *Raz screams*
Lili: We came here to talk about our problems... *Noticing Raz VIII is reading instead of paying attention, she punches his arm*
Raz: Fine! I want to marry Mabel Boleyn. But I can't chop my wife's head off because her father is the King of Spain!
Stan: Your Majesty, your feelings are valid, but I'm afraid marriage takes a lot of hard work. *Raz snaps his fingers and two knights hold their swords up to his neck* A-and who needs that? I say trade in that lemon and get busy!
Dipper: So they go to the Pastor of the Catholic Church.
Ford: Divorce?! Sire, there's no such thing in the Catholic Church. But it's the only church we've got, so what are you gonna do?
Raz: Then I'll start my own church.
Ford/Lili: What?!
Raz: Yes, my own church. Where divorce will be so easy, more than half of marriages will end in it.
Ford: Your Majesty, I work for the Pope, and I think a celibate Italian weirdo knows a lot more about marriage than you.
Raz: Mmm, I understand. And because you stuck to your principles, I'm going to canonize you... With an actual canon. *Ford gulps*
*Back in the throne room, Lili talks to her daughter, Winnie the 1st about the divorce between her and Raz*
Lili: Sweetie, sometimes a daddy and a mommy decide to live apart. It's not your fault... It's just that you came out as the wrong sex and ruined everything.
Raz: So, become a boy or get lost.
Winnie: But I can't. *Raz waves her off* But, why can't your heir be female? Or why can't we elect our leaders?
Raz: I wonder if I could canonize a child?
Winnie: Okay! Leaving! But just know, I'm going to resent you and your new wife for the rest of my life and commit some horrible deeds in the name of mother! *She leaves*
Lili: ... She'll be fine.
*Some time after King Raz's and Queen Lili's divorce, the King soon married Mabel Boleyn and he couldn't be happier... Until they had a daughter*
Mabel: Well how could I predict our heir would be a girl? Hell, why must it be a son? Why I bet she's going to grow up and become the Queen one day.
Raz: HER! Well, you might as well make Winnie the Queen!... Speaking of, take two steps to the right.
*Mabel Boleyn does so, and right before a flaming arrow could pierce through her*
Raz: No fire in the castle, sweetie!
Winnie: SHUT UP, YOU HEATHEN!
Raz: Oh, this day couldn't get worse.
*Suddenly, the royal messenger arrives*
Royal Messenger: A message for the Queen. 'Dearest Mabel Boleyn, I so enjoyed our date last weekend, and the jokes you told of the King were hysterical.'
Mabel: *Laughs nervously* I have no idea what he's talking about.
Royal Messenger: 'Inform me of when the King is being a complete arse again, and I shall comfort you, my love.'
Mabel: *Punches the messenger, knocking him out* Ha! Don't you just hate when these guys get mixed up, honey?
*Some time later*
Mabel: *With her head laid on a block* Well can you blame me? You're hardly ever around anymore!
Raz: *Rolls his eyes* If it makes you feel any better, I'll dip your head in gold and mount it on a pike in the castle. Do your thing, executioner.
*The executioner steps up to the Queen with an ax before bringing it down to her neck*
Dipper: Months Later, the King has found himself a new bride, Jane Seymour. Hopefully, she would be the one to produce a male heir.
*King Raz paces outside Coraline Seymour's room as she screams dozens of profanities every second*
Raz: *Crossing his fingers* Come on! Son! Son! Son! *Soon, the screams cease* ... Uh... Honey? You okay?... Is it a boy?... *He takes a peek inside before quickly shutting the door* ... Oh dear.
Dipper: Sad thing is he actually had some feelings for her. Then came his next bride, Anne of Cleves. Of course, though, he only fell for her after seeing her portrait. But then...
Royal Announcer: Presenting her Majesty, Queen Wyla of Cleves! *To the readers* Man, are we out of female characters already?
Raz: Alright, let's see what we're working with! *Checks out Wyla's portrait one last time* God, she is smoking!
*Wyla of Cleves enters the throne room, and immediately, Raz VIII screams at the sight of her*
Raz: OH, HOLY MARY! WHO LET A HORSE IN HERE?!
Wybie: What?!
Royal Announcer: Sire, that's Wyla of Cleves.
Raz: Wh... What the... WHAT?! Okay, either you got run over on your way here, or your painter is blind because the lady in this portrait looks nothing like you!
Royal Announcer: *Looks at the portrait then at Wyla of Cleves* Looks the same to me.
Raz: Look around the eyes! And the face shape! It is almost as if you have... Fish... Cat me. Yes! You are a fishcatter!
Wybie: *Scoffs* I'll have you know that in this century, I am considered to be quite attractive.
Raz: Not in England, buddy! Look, if I give you a few palaces will you get out of my sight?
Wybie: ... Fine! But I'm telling everyone how short you really are! And you have the gall to say my portrait is a lie! Auf Wiedersehen!
*Wyla of Cleves storms out of the throne room in a huff*
Dipper: After another divorce costing him three castles and tons of money, King Henry remarried again to a fine lady named Katherine Howard... Only to discover she had some... Uh... Other unsavory gents in the past.
*Norma Howard's head is placed on the same block where Mabel Boleyn was beheaded*
Norman: Would it have killed you to clean this thing? I swear you must have beheaded at least five people on this thing.
Raz: 70,000, but who's counting? Now, do you confess your sins or not?
Norman: Will that save me from getting beheaded?
Raz: Not on your life, sweetie. Get it over with!
*The executioner brings down his ax on Norma Howard's neck*
Dipper: Then finally, King Henry married his final wife. Catherine Parr, the one who saw him to the end of his life.
*King Raz laid weak and nearly lifeless in his bed with Delphinus Parr at his side*
Raz: Why on earth did I marry you again?
Dipper: My track record! I've had ten sons! I can't believe this, I leave a good man for a withered husk of a King?
Raz: *Sighs* My whole life, I was looking for that one woman whose execution could bring me happiness. Now I realize I was just beheading myself for divorcing the one woman who truly mattered.
Dipper: Didn't you force her into a nunnery?
Raz: ... Oh yeah. Delphinus, will you stay with an old head-chopping fool until his final breath?
Dipper: Oh, of course, Your Majesty. Let me just fluff your pillow for you, and- NOW!
*Wyla of Cleves comes out of nowhere with a pillow and shoves it over the King's face, smothering him until he stops kicking*
Dipper: See ya in hell, bastard!
Dipper: The end. Any other requests?
Neil: Oh! The Wizard of Oz!
Norman: Addams Family?
Lili: That's not a fairytale!... But I do like those movies.
Dipper: Well, I doubt it's even in- Oh, I stand corrected. Alright, which one?
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Welcome to the community!! I can’t wait to watch you grow!💛 May I request some fluff headcanons for Kaminari with a poc female s/o?
Thank ya boo! I love this lil pikachu so much.
Denki Kaminari
You got yourself one of the most thoughtful boys out there.
Really you guys started as friends and casually slipped into romance.
You two would mad flirt with each other but it was all just for laughs....unless, nah...but what if?
Y'all were "hanging out" at the arcade. He left you for 2 seconds to get more coins, but when he returned there was some dude trying to pick you up, clearly not taking the hint that you're aggravated.
"Hey man move on, she's with me."
The guy threw his hands up and left y'all alone.
"So, I'm with you huh?"
"Yeah I figured he'd leave if you were taken, sorry if I made you unco-"
"No I like it that way actually." You put a coin in stared up at him to gauge his response. The blue light of the machine reflected beautifully off your colored skin, your eyes seem to absorb the moment and shine brightly back at him.
"Well, are we clearing these zombies or not?"
Your voice snapped him out of his trance and he stared at you with all kinds of love in his heart, "Of course we are."
He seems like a goofball but that's just to coverup how much of a simp he is.
9000% sure he's the type to make you those pinterest kits with candy and notes in it. He gets clowned on for it but as long as you're happy he will proudly take a roasting.
Plus you clap back for him so it's all cool.
"Kaminari's girl got him out here making DIY shit."
"Okay, and what's your girl getting? Your hot ass breath yelling? Them nasty ass carmelized gauntlets? Sit down 💀"
Whole squad was crying, Denki ain't even got the heart to tell you that Bakugo was single he just let you get him.
Y'all vibe off each other so hard, you definitely spend a lot of your time laughing with him because y'all can not stop cracking joke after joke.
He acts upset when you steal his clothes but he purposely leaves them out when you come over, praying that you'll steal it.
He also loves touching you, be it a hand around your waist or holding your hand, as long as some part of him is on you he feels at peace.
His favorite thing is just watching you while you talk.
You'e ranting about your day, moving around and describing everything and he's just like
"Yeah babe, mhmm ☺️🥰☺️."
He not even paying attention to what you're saying bruh he's just caught up admiring you.
"Are you listening?"
"I-, well, no, but you're really pretty??"
Deadass him:
He's also the type to doodle your half asleep face on his notes during a lecture.
"Caught you sleeping in class Hun"
"Denki! You should've woke me up! I was counting on this review for the unit test!"
"Don't worry babe, I got the notes!"
"Okay, thank god."
"Ain't I the best?"
".....these are just drawings of me....."
"Oh....well it's still a good drawing right?"
"We're gonna fail but yes, it's amazing boo."
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