#she still doesnt know anyone's names but she at least recognises The Stupid Hot Guy (fitzjames) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

widevibratobitch · 1 year ago

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mother asked to watch 'The Show With The Boat' with me tonight - unprompted(!).

and im being soooo good at acting all cool and casual about it like 'yeah lol sure. if you want. if you insist. its not like i care or something lmao 🙄😒😌'

#id rather die than show excitement in front of my mom. that would be the most embarrassing thing in the world actually.#(<- completely normal way of thinking)#she still doesnt know anyone's names but she at least recognises The Stupid Hot Guy (fitzjames)#The Innocent Gay Guy Whom Everyone Hates Just Because He's Gay (hickey. apparently.)#and The Guy Who Looks Like An Uglier Donald Tusk [polish politician] (thats crozier)#and she does know who irving is tho i do need to point him out to her ('you know who this is' 'no' 'thats the catholic guy'#'oh the one who wants to fuck the poor gay guy' '...yeah')#anyway. visiting my mother is always An Adventure fr

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