#she sees Soos Medley and Wendy almost daily so they're not mentioned much
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Parole officer Paz and her little bastard charge Bill thoughts coming your way
Okay so Bill's staying with Paz and despite hating his situation he's a nosey little shit and he decides to observe Pacifica in her every day life. Mainly to kill boredom, and he notices a few things that are definitely different than when he'd seen her last time. For one thing she seems to have developed a hording problem. Pieces of scrap metal, gems, little chains and other knick knacks are all scattered around her house. As well as gloves and other useless things. She has books with little pine trees on them and pieces of art with glitter and other sparkling things. It's honestly annoying to him that she has all this stuff in places in her usually clean home. Another thing he notices is she's apparently on better terms with her dad, which is surprising. She always has a scheduled time for phone calls and will be on them for a good while much to his irritation. She also gets other phone calls from people and she's always looking forward to them, not paying much attention to him. (Which drives him up the wall). But the thing that irks him the most is the feeling of deja vu.
It's little things she does, little mannerisms and sayings she speaks. Things like sweet marmalade or what in the sam hell, and he hears it and it makes his teeth grind but he can't figure out why? This goes on for a bit and he grows more and more irritated with it until one day he catches her doing one of her little projects and she's got this expression on her face. One of concentration, with her tongue peeking out unconsciously as she handles a delicate piece of jewelry that it hits him. Because fuck he's seen that same exact expression.
Wayyyy back in the 80s.
On the one person who he can't stand at all.
Mother fucking Specs.
And it clicks and suddenly so much makes so much sense and are you fucking kidding me????? Kind of deal. He never saw this coming and now he's hellbent on finding out how the hell this brat became friends with Fiddleford H. Mcgucket of all people. Bill's not happy at all for the rest of the day, hell the week once he realizes this lol. Basically Fidds haunts his ass even after therapy Bill will never be free of Mcgucket and that to me would be super funny.
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#my writing#kinda#discord chat was harassed by me with this so I'm now I'm harassing you all lol#gravity falls#gf#gravity falls au#gf au#Paz the tired parole officer and her little bastard charge Bill#gravity falls bill#gravity falls bill cipher#gravity falls fiddleford#gravity falls fiddleford mcgucket#gravity falls pacifica#gravity falls pacifica northwest#gf bill cipher#gf fiddleford#gf pacifica#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#pacifica northwest#bill cipher#also the dad she talks to is Fidds and the other phone calls are from Dipper Mabel and the Stans#she sees Soos Medley and Wendy almost daily so they're not mentioned much#i just think it'd be funny if Fidds got a turn at tormenting Bill instead of Bill tormenting Fidds#bill and fidds hate each other worse than bill and paz think feral cats it's on sight with these two men while it's petty for paz and bill#i love this au of mine it's so amusing to me
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