#she says everyone looks like a drag queen. yeah . i showed her anasui and she just looked at me
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went to an aquarium two days ago and after we left saw this .
jojo's bizarre adventure is a life altering series if you're susceptible to the brainrot pathogen. if you're not i'm sure it's kinda whatever but if you are. you get enrolled in a secret jojo club and you lose the ability to fully speak your mind outside of it. you realize a tantalizing desire to sightsee in italy, but know that you must never, ever set foot there, else you'll risk annoying everyone around you with the constant pointing out of familiar locations. you cannot go to an aquarium without thinking, "jotaro kujo would love this." when you take a drink of water that's especially refreshing, you think of okuyasu, in tonio's restaurant, where he cried the sleeplessness out of his eyes, and wish you could do the same. and like a zombie, you attempt to spread the disease to others, the people you love most. you say to them, with a sly smile, "hey, there's this anime i think you would like," and if they're not sick of hearing about it, on the off chance they decide to try it, and like it, you'll rejoice at having another person share your curse. now you're both ruined, swapping looks and pointing out things "you just thought were cool." you have matching cherry earrings. your music taste is better than it's ever been.
#the ride home i rambled to my aunts friend about jjba and she wrote it down in her notes to “maybe check it out if i have nothing to do”#then yesterday i passed a place that had a gyro place right next to little caesars#got blood tests done last week my gram had nothing better to do while waiting so i told her a bunch of random jjba things#she says everyone looks like a drag queen. yeah . i showed her anasui and she just looked at me#i infect my family even they won't escape#curse sequincy#jk sequin heart
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