#she just goes aroind in there. like a ping pong ball

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Lied about going to sleep. OKAY SO.

Broad shoulders. Short hair. Moles and freckles literally everywhere but especially around her shoulders and biceps. Faux-leather belt where the grommets are falling apart and the leather is peeling but she can’t be assed to get a new one so it’s that or the nearest shoelace she finds. Old ratty work pants with torn up hems that always hang too low on her hips with a shitty patch on the knee (that folds and wrinkles in all of the wrong places) and a corny boxer band showing at all times. Chipped teeth because she tried to open a bottle with them and lost. Likes welding and makes really shit macrame and drives a beaten up cherry red pickup truck she found on the side of the road that really needs fixing but she refuses to ask for help and doesn’t know shit about cars so you can hear it coming from kilometres away. Has the most awful carabiner-lanyard combination where there’s a five stack of carabiners with a different lanyard hooked to each one. Half of the keys on it are from thrift stores and she frequently loses her own house and car keys because of it. Acrylic hentai charms on the lanyards. Bitten nails. Stains on almost all of her clothes but she’s strong as hell and could probably deadlift 400 without breaking a sweat so its okay if she forgets to do laundry. Collects old metal trinkets and shows then off to try and impress people. Welding mask is the most atrocious shade of orange known to man and she has at least three burns from careless mistakes. So many stretch marks in varying stages of fresh to healed. You get what I mean

Guys I was supposed to go to sleep and then I thought of butch Jepexx and now I might die