#she is rarely sick so she does not know how to Handle It™ when sick

[dipplinduo]

"What are your New Year's Resolutions?" - A Sweet & Sour Dipplins Character Panel

Juliana: I want to save Kieran and live happily ever after (everybody liked that)

Kieran: I want to control my biting impulses more often (everyone was unfortunately supportive of that)

Carmine: I want to slap the shit out of Drayton.

Drayton, reacting to that: Hot.

Drayton, answering the question: I am iconic I don't need fixing.

Amarys: I want more plot relevance.

Crispin: Same.

Lacey: Same.

Nemona: Same.

Ribombee: Bomb bomb bee!! (I am the plot relevance.)

Pecharunt: CHA CHA CHA!!! (I WANT A MUCH MORE MENACING POKEMON CRY SO THESE DIMWITS STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!! AND I WANT THIS EDGY SIMP TO STOP SIMPING FOR THE GIRL)

Briar: I want the validation of scientific glamour. Or therapy. Still deciding.

Arven: I want my found family trope but harder because my parents aren't coming back.

Penny, reacting to that: That's rough, buddy.

Penny, answering the question: I wanna play more Stardew Valley.

Sweet Applin: Squee Squee. (I wanna get away from Sour Applin)

Sour Applin: SQUEEHHHH :((( (Narrator: he is deeply sad and entirely inconsolable, so he skipped the question.)