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[charlotte-official]

9/18 Recap Special Issue!

Teyvat Rages on in a Discussion on.. Breasts?!

In a heated discussion on the breasts of Teyvats inhabitants, Detective Shikanoin Heizou releases a poll that has yet to be declared definitive!

With all of Inazuma-Official taking hand in this discussion, our current contributors in the poll involve:

Arataki Itto

Takuya, The Blue Oni

And lastly… Alhaitham Scribe of the Akademiya?!

In a twist of events, Lesser Lord Kusanali herself swoops into make a contribution to the discussion. In her statement, she says and I quote in a reply to Sayu of the Shuumatsuban when Sayu makes a remark on how :

“itto’s boobs are so big. I bet he could pull a sword out of them.”

To which Lesser Lord Kusanali replies with:

“You wanna know who really has big boobs? If I had to say it'd be the scribe of the Akedemiya! You know, Alhaitham?”

And this results in a LOOOONG discussion on chests, breasts, and all alike.

The scale grows so large, in fact, that even Furina, Hydro Archon of the Nation of Justice, even has to step in and intervene to say her piece, commenting on how at the end of the day, out of all three men included on the poll, Scribe Alhaitham has the biggest boobs. (In her opinion.)

With this statement, she also quips that Champion Duelist, Clorinde, has relatively large tatas. But at the end of the day, this list of threads are on male boobs, so she revoked her statement. 

Another important note is that even the favored Hat Guy of Vahumana had his own thoughts to contribute! 

He chose Arataki Itto.

The results of the poll still have yet to be revealed, but as we all wait in excitement for who will prevail as the “bigg est boob haver” (out of the three),keep reading todays issue!

Are Famous Architect and Akademiya Scribe entangled in an affair?

Kaveh, Famous Architect from Kshahrewar, was found guilty from having posted pictures of Alhaitham, Scribe of the Akedemiya, former Acting Grand Sage, ‘s boobs. 

How Kaveh managed to get his hands on such an image remains a mystery, but seeing how Shikanoin Heizou, Famous Detective of the Tenryou Commission quizzed him on how he could’ve gotten such imagery, Kaveh has disappeared from the face of Tumblr. We hope to see him again to interrogate him on his.. obtainment of boob images. 

A word from the editor!

My personal belief is that if Kaveh were to get such images, I believe that perhaps Kaveh and Alhaitham have an.. intimate relationship, which enabled Kaveh to obtain these pictures!

Fabled Dawn Winery Owner and Fatui Hater in love with one of Dottore, the Doctor, Fatui Harbinger’s Clones?!

Diluc, Owner of the Dawn Winery, was seen here, on tumblr, bickering with Uta, a Doctor Segment, like an old married couple.

Uta, in a flirting fling with Diluc, revealed.. kinks of his. For whatever reason.

In a turn of events, Kaeya Alberich or Kaeya Ragvindr, brother of Diluc Ragvindr, gave Diluc a gun. What Diluc will do with this gun? Remains unknown.

[fresh-thomato]

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THI-THIS IS JUST HEAVY ANGST!!!

... I am unseeing this!!!

[ellitx]

Love Game | Aether x Reader x Kazuha

An unexpected letter from the head of the Kamisato Clan has been sent to the traveler. Surely this must be an important mission, right?

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artist: Amedan1126

this was fun to write lmaoo thanks r/genshin_memepact for the inspiration

“I want you to marry one of my sisters, Traveler.”

“Pardon?”

“Oh, was that too vague?” The head of the Kamisato clan raised his brow at Aether, seeing how perplexed his reactions were at his question.

“I meant that I want you to fuck one of my sisters.”

Aether’s face burned hot and slammed his hand against the table with a loud noise causing the Yashiro doushins to raise their spears. However, Ayato was quick to cease their charge by raising his hand as an order to lower their weapons. 

“I— what— wh-what in the world are you talking about!? I mean I get what you’re trying to say but why?!” 

Ayato smiled and opened his fan with one swift motion of his wrist to cover the cheeky grin that began to etch on his handsome face. 

“I thought everything was already mentioned from the letter I gave to you, Traveler. Though just from your reaction, you have lots of queries regarding this matter.” 

Thank the Seven Paimon wasn’t here to listen to them discuss this… “mission”. Who knows what nonsense she’ll spout out to the Commissions, or even worse to the civilians who may spread rumors that will surely ruin the reputation of not just the Yashiro Commission but the Kamisato clan as well.

When Sayu came running to the traveler, he was surprised to see her looking for him. Does she need his assistance in her ninjutsu training? Or is she out here to come to assassinate him?! 

Surely not, Sayu isn’t the kind of person who’ll agree to that kind of mission, right…? What in the world is he thinking?! Of course there’s a possibility she might ambush him. She’s a Shuumatsuban!

“Oh, Sayu, hello there. D-do you need something?”

He coughed to obscure the little stammer he slipped, then in a flash, put on a smile. Aether was probably fretting over nothing and thinking too much into details about her. They are good friends so the ambush mission was out of the list of his concerns.

“Well, Ayato had told me to deliver this letter to you.” The young ninja rifled through her pockets until she felt the high-quality paper against her palm then gave the item to Aether.

A letter?”

It’s quite odd for the Yashiro Head to send a message to him but it might be urgent that he even sent out Sayu, a sleepy ninja who often skips training, to come send this to him.

“Ooh! Open it now, Aether! Ayaka might have invited us to come over to their house to have fancy dining with them!” Paimon squealed in excitement as she hovered above his head to take a peek at the address.

“That might not be the case, Paimon.”

Sayu let out a yawn as small tears of drowsiness tottered out from the brim of her lower eyelids. “My mission is complete. I’ll go off now and go back to sleep.”

With that, she left off, almost like an attempt to escape from another duty that will come to her. Aether looked down at the letter he was holding and flipped it to the other side to see the Kamisato Clan’s insignia stamped on the corner and his name neatly written below it.

Taking out the piece of paper, his eyes scanned on the elegant handwriting penned on the thin sheet.

“Greetings, Traveler. This is Kamisato Ayato. 

I understand you might be wondering why I have sent one of the Shuumatsubans to deliver this letter to you but I am currently unavailable to personally discuss this certain matter with you. 

I have an urgent mission for you.

Do not contact any other woman you have crossed paths with but with the exception of my sisters, Ayaka and [Name]. 

I will need you to head to the Eipekkusu across from the Bakshesh Shoppe past the International Trade Association in Ritou. The door may be barricaded, so use the side door panel for access. You will be required in performing a knock sequence on that door so follow this pattern.”

Aether mumbled the knock patterns under his breath and tapped his finger on his leg to memorize the sequence. Paimon on the other hand continued to read the rest of the contexts for him out loud.

“Search behind the back counter until you see a ring box. Inside there is a large diamond ring.”

The fairy released a loud gasp and looked at her companion with sparkling eyes. “Is this another mission where we have to retrieve an important item without getting caught?!”

That’s not good… Another stealth mission for him? This is his fifth time doing a stealth mission and this work of field is not his expertise per se. 

But a mission is a mission and this might be really important so he shouldn’t be asking personal matters that may have a relation to one of the most prestigious clans in Inazuma. 

“Think of the rewards we’ll get! Ohh Paimon bets we’ll receive hundreds of thousands of Mora if we succeed in this. Maybe we can spend a night in Aisa Bathhouse! Or eat at Uyuu Restaurant and slurp tons and tons and TONS of Tonkotsu Ramen and More-and-More!”

Paimon groaned and clutched her stomach as she whined out more of her wishes beyond the skies.

“Just thinking about it is enough for Paimon to drool already!” She grabbed on Aether’s scarf and dragged him like a doll to commence their mission. 

“Let’s go to Ritou, Traveler!”

Despite Paimon taking the lead and blathering whatever comes to her mind, it merely passed through Aether’s ears without processing what she has said due to him being much more concentrated on the letter they have read.

Sure, a diamond will come with a great reward after this but something was off about this task he’s been assigned with. With these doubts distracting him and continuously strewing in his head, he continued reading the letter— and oh stars and moons he was not expecting those last details Kamisato Ayato had written.

“The ring will allow you to propose to one of my sisters and you have the freedom to choose who you wish to wed you.”

Thus, this is how the hero of Inazuma arrived at this peculiar affair.

“Is it not good enough, Traveler? Do you wish to make the wedding extravagant and special? Or do you need some time in choosing between [Name] and Ayaka?”

“Yes! I mean no—! Wait— let me just make myself clear…”

The blonde sighed, frustrated and confused by Ayato’s proposition. He sat down on the soft cushions and rubbed his temple to alleviate the pulsing sensation that had worsened his condition.

“So you want me to marry one of your sisters because…?”

“Because we need the Kamisato bloodline to continue.” Ayato completed with a smile. “Once you have made your decisions, a candle-lit dinner will be prepared for you and your fiancé at the Komore Teahouse. It is crucial to know each other and deepen the relationship.”

This must be some sort of joke, right? Ayato is probably pulling a prank on him. He remembered you mentioning your brother is a bit of a prankster and mischievous…

“You must be kidding, right?”

An awful silence lingered between them and each second made Aether shrink in his seat when Ayato simply gave him that unchanging, faint, and humorless smile.

“Right…?”

“I’m quite hurt you think of this as a farce but worry not. I don't harbor any ill will from your words. [Name] perhaps spoke too much about me.” The eldest of the Kamisato siblings sighed and laced his fingers together to rest his chin atop of it.

Aether felt chills run to his bones by his eerie gaze that’s almost like him staring right to his soul, searching and discovering all of his deepest darkest secrets through a mere peer.

It felt like he was cornered— an eagle that has finally gotten his prey right to his trap. 

“Traveler, the Kamisato bloodline must survive.”

Aether has never wanted to have Paimon with him so badly.

“If you come back empty handed,”

He wants to get out of this suffocating household. Anything that will put a distance between him and this someone!

Someone! Anyone!

He cried inside his head and he knows searching for help is futile with all these doushins blocking any possible escape routes.

“I will build a mountain on top of your corpse—“

Paimon, please come help me!!

“Aniki!”

The familiar voice of Ayato’s beloved little sister snapped him out from his conversation with Aether and curved his body to face you.

“[Name]! You’re finally back with—“

His words fell off once his eyes were settled on the ronin who was standing beside you.

“Oh?” 

Ayato blinked and tipped his head slightly to observe how your arms were clung onto Kazuha’s left arm with a big smile on your face.

“Aniki, Kazuha has taught me so many things in handling swords! I knew he’s a better teacher than the one you picked!” You proclaimed with a giggle and lugged the ronin inside your household right after taking your getas off.

Kazuha turned away and avoided making eye contact with your brother. Oh he knows very well Ayato doesn’t like seeing him so intimately close with you. And he knows as well that the resistance and the Yashiro Commission don’t get along that well.

His ruby eyes caught on the familiar blonde hair who was sitting across Ayato, shaking and trembling as if he had seen his worst nightmare.

Thank you, Rex Lapis! Thank you Barbatos for saving me! Thank you Kazuha and [Name] for coming on time!

Aether will remember this as he silently thanked the Seven and his friends.

Kazuha doesn’t know what was going on but he can sense that it was another one of your brother’s propositions.

“Ah, Aether! What a surprise. I didn’t know you were coming to visit us.”

You motioned to the young samurai to come sit next to you by patting the spare cushion and looking back and forth between your brother and the traveler.

Then it hit you that you might be interrupting an important discussion. 

“A-ah… I didn’t mean to intrude, aniki.” 

Ayato softly chuckled and waved his hands in dismissal. “No need to apologize. I was just having a fun chat with Aether,” He then opened his eyes to reveal the cold gray optics that resembled yours but much sharper with a hint of gentleness in it.

“Isn’t that right?” 

Aether nodded avidly. He knows for sure he needs to agree with whatever Ayato says and if things become more complicated, he may have to hide these matters from you and Kazuha. 

“I see that you are with your friend…” The Yashiro head pointed out, striking a disinterested inspection of the man sitting next to you. 

“Where’s Ayaka?” He questioned.

“She’s with Thoma and Paimon at Komore Teahouse. Probably playing that hot pot game.”

Your brother hummed when you answered but it didn’t make things better, not when you’re so close with that wandering samurai. If only you don’t personally know each other, he would’ve commanded the guards to kick him out of the residence this instant. 

But he held himself back from doing so. You value your friendship with Kazuha and the last thing he wanted was to make you cry and ignore him.

If Aether were to choose you as his bride, then this wandering samurai would stop making contact with you and the Yashiro Commission. 

Maybe he should play this game of cupid a little longer until he wins.

[ghitathepanda]

Imagine Sayu meeting the other lil girl vision holders, finding out more about them as they do with Sayu... and Sayu finds the motivation to sleep less and be their "big sister" figure. Let's pretend Sayu is also allowed by the Shuumatsuban to travel in and out of Inazuma... or maybe Ayato is arranging something for Sayu to have some... "growth" for a lack of a better term ironically.

In the non-English languages, Klee would be the only one who bothers calling Sayu with the "big sister" honorific ("Sayu onee-chan" in JP for instance) since despite her destructive tendencies, she'd be the one to most likely respect the fact that Sayu should be old enough for that honorific. It brightens Sayu's mood to reduce sleepy moods and she for some reason acts the most... "sister figure" to Klee, despite how much of headache making sure she doesn't blow up stuff is and how much sleep she would lose.

Diona is a bit of snarky sort instead, simply because there would've been a bit of a misunderstanding due to age, looks and occupation prior, with Sayu wondering how old Diona actually is because of her being a bartender and Diona wondering if Sayu is bs-ing her way to drink alcohol. Diona would sometimes snark about Sayu's mental maturity whenever Sayu felt like wanting to sleep in certain situations and Sayu either just sleeps angrily or be miffed enough to lose some bit of sleep. They do however, respect each other over their abilities and agility (Diona being a hunter and her agility is explained in her character story while Sayu's proper agility is seen in Ayato's trailer), with Diona displaying a bit of that tsundere attitude to hide that she lowkey admires what Sayu can do but Sayu's is either oblivious or too sleepy to look past that exterior.

With Qiqi, Sayu would be horrified at the idea of being forgetful and having your mental age kind of stuck at a certain age on top of the whole not growing up thing but isn't exactly sure how she would treat the zombie. It's also unfortunate that the pharmacy doesn't have anything in regards to the not growing up thing that Sayu's dealing with, but if I want this version of Sayu to sleep less, maybe Baizhu in this would suggest that maybe sleeping doesn't exactly help with growth and Sayu just starts slowing down on the amount of sleep she gets. There isn't much I can gleam with Qiqi unfortunately other than Sayu definitely not going into the Hu Tao tier in Qiqi's own tier list of people she likes and dislikes.

I think I like this balance of "cute things between the lil girl squad" and "sayu actually being the person of her age that she is and not just cute loli" I have here.

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[Koikatsu] Genshin Impact characters card series.

Name : Sayu Zaoyou

Origin : Genshin Impact

Constellation : Nyctereutes Minor

Region : Inazuma

Costume : Default

Birthday : October 19th, Height : 138cm

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Build version : 1.4

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Sayu (Japanese: 早さ柚ゆ Sayu) is a playable Anemo character in Genshin Impact.

A ninja from the Shuumatsuban that is struggling with growing tall. Sayu believes that sleeping can help her growth, which is why she prefers to use her ninja techniques to hide and "laze around."

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