#she is not allowed to be funnier than me 😡

[professional-court-jester]

my sister spent minutes of her life that she’ll never get back editing this just to make fun of me for romancing astarion.

[generousstrawberrynightmare]

the transformers Megatron's family album the terrans part: 2

MEGATRON : 😒😮‍💨 is rather lax with the kids unfortunately and this has gotten him into just as much trouble as it's gotten him out of it as you can see with thrash who not as intelligent his sister I hate is prone to getting into trouble painful trouble and tantrums it's days like this that make me wonder🤦‍♀️ why did I leave optimus in charge and how did he raise bumblebee thrash got badly when prime took his eyes off of him for more a second he said before he heard thrash screaming halfway inside the ship engine luckily ratchet took care him and beat the shit out of prime😏.

MEGATRON :😒😮‍💨thrash is an child appetite and all I was watching him and thankfully got the football away from him the kids gave him without safety precautions for someone who's a known chewer and eater of inedible things at least to humans and some cybertronians i really wanted to lecture the kids on toddlers but decided against since they realized what they did it took four hours to calm him down and find something else for him to chew on RATCHET'S wrench was perfect for this😏 ratchet was and couldn't even pry it out of thrash's mouth after hours of tugging it was funny😊.

MEGATRON :😁🤣l twitch takes after me at a terror and a menace😂 even got my aim and everything she went RATCHET'S study with a hose after one of my famous war stories and tales of trouble making and sprayed everything down and flood as well the medical rooms and some patients human and cybertronian ratchet was not happy became furious when his study and medical rooms and some of his patients where blasted with a hose🤣😂 HAHAHA!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was even more funnier when she sprayed him in the face while talking and chased him down and hosed him😂😂😂SHE!! SPRAYED!! HIM!! IN THE FACE!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣 it's hurting my heart to laugh so much for so long after so long I was on my back laughing and coughing so funny Optimus prime laughed he couldn't keep it in damaged his voice box temporarily cus of the laughing bumblebee fainted from laughing soundwave recorded it all it took two days to get the hose out of her hands.

MEGATRON :😒😮‍💨 ANOTHER REASON WE DON'T LET THE KIDS TERRAN OR OTHERWISE AROUND VORTEX!!!! swindle either changed completely and is good but a little troublesome still or not changed but is not evil anymore he may or may not be a good teacher and is taking lessons on to be good he actually taught the terrans something useful manners and math and snuggled and cuddled with them all nicely 😤😤😡😡 VORTEX ON THE OTHER HAND DID THE EXACT AND ALLOWED THEM ADULT MOVIES RATED R WITH NUDITY SEX AND EXTREME VIOLENCE AND BAD WORDS AND CUSSED AROUND THEM AND TEACHING THEM UNKNOWINGLY THREE BAD WORDS AND PURPOSELY AND KNOWINGLY TEACHING TWO BAD WORDS WHICH EVERY KID USED OR REPEATED AND BIT ME ON MY NOSE unfortunately😒😮‍💨 he got to optimus before I could beat the shit out of him and beat some sense into him 😤😮‍💨 Optimus punished him less severely than i wanted😡😤😮‍💨.