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here-there-were-dragons · 2 months ago

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post on the large hadron collider reminds me one of the many many many many many crazy things my mother believes wholeheartedly is that she and a worldwide community of people have the ability to literally see the future, and that the only reason it "doesn't work anymore" (which she is inconsistent about claiming) is because when the lhc was turned on (she insists it happened in the year 2000-i do not care enough to verify) it corrupted the timeline and ruined all of her fucking psychic future sight by setting us on The Wrong Timeline with it's... evil particle energies i guess. and then she goes on a paranoid rant about how the lhc is an act of hubris that's going to end mankind by ripping holes in reality and creating microblackholes or something and how she can "tell when it's on" because "things go a little funky" and her future vision "whites out again". i wonder what the hell she thinks is going on in stars all the time if she thinks the universe is that damn fragile.

she also seems to somewhat believe in the idea that every time you die your consciousness just gets transported seamlessly to a timeline where you didn't. and thinks that she regularly hops timelines and realities because she's "one of the rare 0.1% that's less attached to this reality and more to another one". at least when she's not blaming inconsistencies with reality vs her perception on everyone else except her being malicious, defective, and stupid. which she increasingly does now, since i guess her "heir to princess anastasia" delusion currently holds more appeal to her than the "psychic dream princess between dimensions" one. or more likely is just that she still 100% is in on both and i've just managed to tell her to shut the fuck up enough times that she doesn't talk about the psychic dream princess one unless she feels she has an opening to dump it in and force me to hear about it anymore. and believe me, she is ALWAYS looking for kinks in the armor to force that shit into ANY interaction

#she has also several times extremely unambiguously threatened to beat me to death for calling her psychic soul energies thing a religion #and has at least twice openly threatened to throw a heavy glass cup at my head and/or smash it on my head over this #the fact that this bitch can say things like that and still think SHE'S the justified one is astounding #have i mentioned before she also believes she's literally genetically not human?#yeah.#she thinks she's “the next step in evolution” towards the superior evolved next human species #which she insists is called “Homo Supremus”#and furthermore insists this is absolutely definitely 100% a widely-known thing that all scientific communities agree on #i have no fucking clue where she got ANY of that from #because when i google it i can't even find mention of anything like that on *conspiracy sites*#she used to rant about this for hours in the car on the way to and from the grocery store when i was a kid #she would also constantly make us late to said grocery store because she insisted on spending 20+ minutes putting on makeup #for the slightest simplest shopping mall trip #as if makeup has ever done anything but make her look like a desperate bloated corpse #of course it was always our fault we were late places for not getting ready fast enough while she spent hours waffling around #and wouldn't even start trying to put on her damn makeup until we were all already sitting out in the car

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