#she had to go into kitty prison last night (locked in my room) cuz she tried to chew her way into the box of pizza
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My kitten: I'm cute and adorable and meowy and I want cuddle time on your lap.
Me: Okay baby! Let's have kitty cuddle time!
Kitten: *sticks her paw in my bowl of scrambled eggs and grabs one and runs away*
#I was bamboozled#I should have known better than to trust that adorable facade#she's secretly a little goblin#naydra my beloved#she had to go into kitty prison last night (locked in my room) cuz she tried to chew her way into the box of pizza
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