#she found them cryptic and weird as hell but in a “you're like a creature” not “i fully believe you're not human and I'll prove it fuck you”
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So, how would Vanny react seeing Perky alive and well, Right after stabbing them the other night.
Perkeo's been veeeeeeery careful about not getting badly hurt in front of people while working in the pizzaplex, that includes the weird furry that is not sneaky at all and bluntly carries a knife around (note: that does not equals to them not being one reckless stupid mf)
That said, when they found out about the correlation between Vanny and Vanessa, boy were they mad and wanted to mess with her
They let her land a hit — not a vital one, that would be annoying, just a scratch to their cheek or somewhere visible (then dipping right after because no, they are not dealing with this rn without a least a whole bag of sundrops on their system. Running was usually their go-to with her)
The next day Vanessa looked like she was about to lose her goddamn mind when she saw the skin perfectly healed and couldn't even find any video proof that anything happened (There was a signal blocker or whatever the name being used)
One time Vanessa did manage to hurt them more badly and they gaslit the shit out of her the day after
Either way my girlie was NOT having a good time while dealing with that blue haired twink, if glitchtrap didn't drive her insane dealing with Perkeo would for sure
Especially because that little menace was ruining all her plans somehow when it came to Moon and she had NO CLUE how because she ordered that bot to kill them like 50 different times and yet the next day they would offer her a coffee and the one time she went to look they were just throwing a virus-controlled Moon over their shoulder into a pile of pillows like he weighted nothing and that was one of the most disturbing views she had all day
#she found them cryptic and weird as hell but in a “you're like a creature” not “i fully believe you're not human and I'll prove it fuck you”#— kind of way#even on their final fight#it was a “WHAT KIND OF SUPERHUMAN BULLSHIT ARE YOU” thing because they didnt even flinch at being stabbed and then promptly beat her ass#cuz when someone is weird af your first thought is that smth is prob wrong with them not that they unironically are an entity or smth#she sure was in for a surprise#i need to finish the comic i was making abt this#immortal au#dca au#immortal au ask#thatweirdocryptid#ramble#also its not that they are a super badass fighter lmao they just avoid confront and coming near vanny whenever they can#knifes are just smaller swords
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