#she dragged me a block to smell the rotisserie chicken

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by unofficial

marché en plein air

somewhere in Ste-foy with Rafa the dog

our Saturday market in ste-foy is famous in our department… Rafa adores the smells of fresh food and attention from the vendors…Rafa freaked out over the smells at the fishmonger…she dragged me a block to smell the rotisserie chicken….

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Things I hear at school

Since school is over, here’s some fun things I’ve heard (Also it’s all-girls and we’re supposed to all be smart or whatever)

“Y’all won’t get to do the science experiment because in B block we messed it up and everyone got lightheaded and went to the nurse.”

“My hands smell like bread.”

“Yeah I didn’t read any of the books for English.”

“Oh sure trust the foot-fetish guy.”

“Baa” *drags foot on ground* “Wait that’s what horses do not sheep” “Horses say baa?”

“I was a blue crayon, it was probably the best day of my life.”

“It was crazy I threw up and went to the nurse but Allison was there too and she was also in track!”

“My friends just see if they can trow the salt shaker across the table and hit the person on the other end.”

“I can’t do this for the rest of the year.” “I can’t do this for the rest five years.”

“We made a bet to see who got a worse grade and I did but she won’t pay me my money.”

“Mmm, carbon monoxide my favorite snack.”

“Evening is not a fancy word! What do you want me to say? Dusk??”

“We were at a restaurant and she bought an entire rotisserie chicken and ate the whole thing!”

“SOMEONE PUT “GORLS” ON THE GIRLS’ BATHROOMS”

“I’ve been kicked out of Spanish every class so far.”

“I’m probably failing but it’s fine” (so many people have said this i’m scared)

“I saw everyone wearing that jacket and made a vow to never buy it.”

“I was finally a trendsetter and then they banned that jacket!”

“When I was little, I accidentally got high off nail polish it was weird.”

“I’m never going back to Latin my mom’s gonna pick me up and take me home” (this actually worked until the last class)

“You can’t go down that hallway it’s illegal!”

“I’m sure we’ve all broken the law at some point, I don’t even know what they are!”

“Why would they scream when the plane landed? Have they ever been on a plane before?”

*tune of Phineas and Ferb theme* “Discovering something that doesn’t exist BOYS”

“For graduation we line up by height and I’m 1.” (later) “I’m 2 now! I asked my advisor to move me and now Sienna is first!”

“I would die before putting that water in my mouth.”

“Did you just hug her back? You never hug me back! All my hugs are one-sided!”

“You learning Latin is like Simba telling his dad to wake up.”

“Her middle name is Bunker? That’s tragic.”

*Laughing* “I threw up in one of the water buckets!”

“I love getting diseases.”

“Her middle name is Archer? That’s awesome!”