#she doesnt have to be ur fave but like oh my god.

[rustedpipe]

no because if you ever want to experience blind unspeakable rage watch all of lost and then go on the internet and see people talk about kate austen

[chihirolovebot]

i made. a PHYSMAKI!! pinterest board!!! i hope it is in character :’) but i wanted to share it with you anyways

https://pin.it/1WXZeDHsN

i made a few about phys & other characters too. and OFCOURSEEE physouma aswell!!

fyi its always me sending asks about physmaki,,, i love them so much actually toxic yuri FTW!!!!

IM LITERALLY SO ILLL OHHGHG MY GOD ARE U KIDDING ??? putting some faves under the cut

FIRST OF ALL just want to go crazy bonkers stupid over the amount of dog / rabid dog imagery and pins in this board since i went so hard on the coding for harukawa and dogs in sleep awake . shes so rescued fighting dog to me and it makes me sick. the nightmarish black and red ones are so perfect for just what i imagine the inside of her head to be like the 'do not forget what i am' with the bared teeth oghhhhgh harukawa u think ur so cruel and unlovable u think u are but a weapon but phys sees u as a person</3 what the hell .

this one first i hc that harukawa is very incapable of hiding her emotions like ANY emotions even though she tries . because i figure she never would actually have much practise hiding them as an assassin bc it was not strictly necessary + we see in the game that shes actually pretty expressive , even when it comes to stuff like being flustered by her friends or being angry ( mostly at ouma and momota lol ) . so yeah anyone this one is real harukawa's soft side for phys comes through a lot ( i hope ) .

this is so hangar coded . oughghhhggh oh harukawa u thought u were doing the right thing at any cost and now look . look how its all fallen apart around you. 'i did it for you' and the worst part is she did !!! she truly believed she was recusing phys from someone who had kidnapped and tortured them !!!!!!! she thought she was doing the right thing + who's to say someone in her shoes wouldn't do exactly the same . i can literally imagine her saying this . of course there is a flipside which is that harukawa only thinks she's doing stuff for phys because she doesn't believe they have agency of their own ( to an extent ) and they are blinded/brainwashed by ouma so it's a pretty awful double-sided coin . 'i did it for you' but only because i didn't believe you could do it for yourself .

well this one was just frankly evil and i think it's cool to read this from both perspectives actually . from phys's perspective this is fairly clear-cut; lover ( if we're going romantic physmaki ), hunter ( when they used to be afraid of her in the earlier chapters ) friend ( middle chapters ) and enemy ( right at the start and during a lot of chapter five ). YOU WILL ALWAYS BE EVERY ONE OF THESE because their dynamic changing and shifting doesn't discredit their journey from one sort of relationship to another . i think the nature of phys and harukawa's relationship is that it's always in danger of losing its equilibrium and sliding back into something slightly toxic or unhealthy or doomed . they probably have the most inconsistent relationship in the fic ( physouma is debatable ) and i think it's because they're never totally sure what to make of each other or where the other stands , as a threat or a friend .

slightly repeating myself on the hangar point but this just epitomises what harukawa was trying to do in ch5 . she doesnt really know how to love and have faith in other people which is a part of why she thought phys needed saving . if she had realised like chabashira , kiibo and saihara did that phys had more agency than they were letting on , it probably wouldn't have escalated resulting in their fallout and phys' fury towards her in the investigation + trial chapters . deep sigh . in conclusion harukawa fighting dog who had to use her teeth despite not wanting to . in conclusion ouma and harukawa both thinking they had no choice other than to do the worst thing possible that they truly did not want to do because they both believed it was in everyones greater interest . only to find out that if they just paid closer attention , believed a little more , there was a choice all along .

anyways im going to go vomit . genuinely amazing board , i checked out your other ones as well and OH the physouma one was genuinely fantastic . so sososo thankful u sent me this as u can see i went bananas over it + i hope ur having a wonderful day :3

sidenote i have a bunch of pinterest boards that u may or may not have seen . if u would like i can post the link to my own physouma board :o

[tradetobest]

giggly gossip queen willy my fave... i love the idea that he's always just Around doing stuff. like he'll get bored and go ask mitch to give him a ride around the green or he'll go get a smoothie or literally just fuck around in the equipment room at the gym bc he's everyone's fave guy... do you like any willy pairs?? i've always thought it was funny that the person he mostly gets shipped w is (was :') ) his boss.

(willy + woll matching face stickers...)

and YES exactly!! tz is trying so hard to telepathically communicate that they should be together... he comes in late one day and sees that jamie is FINALLY alone at his table and just takes the receipt from jack so he can write his number on it and deliver it to him but while he's putting his little cheque presenter down jamie is looking up at him and saying hi and laughing that this is the first time he's ever not had trevor serving them and that the other guy didn't give him extra pineapple on the rim of his pina colada (trevor IS going to tell jack where to shove it for not giving jamie special treatment but also if jack did that trevor would ask why he was coming onto his crush. the duality of man.) jamie's grandmother comes up and grabs the cheque and is like what's this?? and trevor has to be like uhh oh it's just your account number! sorry i had to copy it down for blah blah. he's so close to giving up until jamie smiles at him when he says bye...

idk if you know who cass holland is but she's a cart girl who is super popular on tiktok!! do you have any ideas as to who would be the cart girl/boy? or would it be a rotational/voluntary thing that sometimes a server is on drink cart duty for the day??

exactlyy willy IS everyones fave…. i dont rlly read any willy pairs if theyre there in a fic ill enjoy them but i dont actively seek anything out 😔 if you have any ideas for that id LOVE to hear them tho

RAGH trevor giving jamie lil like treats and extras for no charge is so real…. trevor can and WILL add weird ass charges to ur account if he doesnt like you but he actively tries to lessen jamies bill and giving him more….. sooo real

i have never heard of cass holland and my course (unfortunately, or i wouldve LOVED that job it seems so fun) didnt have one but i just went and watch some of her tiktoks and. put pretty boy jimmy stu on that cart RN. driving around. smiling prettily at golfers. matthew orders a shot from him and hes like teasing him and brady comes over and he like. blushes and trips over his words bcs hes flustered. YEAH. he has soccer and hockey stickers on his cart and hes living his best life

(OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THIS SITTING IN MY DRAFTS AFTER SO LONG)

i have a fic in the works abt trevor and jamie’s story and oh my god I AM SO SORRY i totally started responding to this and forgot 😭😭😭

[hirokiyuu]

ok iconoclasts thoughts under the cut

GOOD GAME GAME GOOD IN MY MOUTH very tasty the narrative and thematic coherence was sooooo fucking good i cannot get over the like. everything abt religion and family and belief and control and how all those entertwine. their priestess/goddess being mother, the isi worshipping the concept of fertility+their ancestors, royal as the "royal progeny" instead of a person with a name, elro losing control of things and trying to get in the transcendence pod and just the way everything all ties into itself is soooooo

its very clearly like. a game made by one person alone. there is so clearly one single author here and u can really feel that? the passion project of it all if that makes sense. just everyhting and how it all ties in and just............. its so good

idk i liked that the ending was bittersweet and i like that some things were lost and im SO SAD U CANT SAVE ROYAL but i do get it. but im so sad abt it anyways. i wanted so badly to save him im crying sobbing wailing in my heart he made it off the moon in my heart hes with me

royal in general was a big fave i love when characters are stupid and just everything abt him was so fun. guy who doesnt care abt ppl but also has never had anyone in his life To care abt before robin so like. when would he have even learned. and hes just hes sooooo the whole speech on the moon i wanted to shake him like. KID MOTHER WASNT UR FAULT IT WAS HERS IT WAS HERS

character writing in general was so good tho like. man. they all felt so real? i was talking abt this w/leo after i beat it but like i do really like that all the characters were so like......... they were all just some guy. no one was "evil" no one was "good" they were all just trying u kno. and what they wanted clashed and they couldnt agree but it was just. good. good content

oh black was another big fave hahahha she showed up and i was like. wow angry woman! haha i like her dialogue. adn then i got to the sand pit and i was like. oh my god. oh my god. oh my ogd. (me whipping out my phone at six am to write fic on it first thing after waking up) Oh My G

god i just. the coherence of it was soooo nice u kno. so many stories where things get lost in the weeds but iconoclasts really like........ cohered in really nice ways. the final boss was a bird who was a mechanic and like. there was never any god. there was just some guy doing a job and clearly having a bad day at work and then he dies not even on purpose but bc he gets in a dumb work accident. nothing about it was divine nothing abt it was holy it was just something htat happened GOd

veryyyyyyy satisfying im thinking abt it it was so tasty. so tasty. in my mouth. god. agent BLACK

[pjsk-writin]

HIIIIIII

Idrk waht to tlak about so like tiem to tell you my favroite pjsk charaxters and why 😍😍 u dont have to resd rhis i just wnana send smth in 😭 ALSO 33 REQS?… ik so many people have said it slready BUT BE XAREFUL WITH THE REQS

anywyas

Leo/need

TBH I LIKE SAKI… im biased i love the tenmas IDK SOMETHING ABOUT HER TRYING EVERYTHING SHE CAN BUT LIKE RHE TH E TRAUMA FROM HOSPITAL AND 😞😞😞😞😞😞i lvoeher also nsnf event ☹️ okah yeah thats mt reasoning

moremore jump!!!!!

I LIKE ALL OF THEM but i also drc either?? I LIKE MINORI and airi OH MY GOD MINORI IS SO CUTE AND SHES SO DETERMINED BUT IALSO FEEL BAD FOR HER BC OF HER BAD LUCK minori is just so skrunkly airi is so ljke sarcastic?? idrk how to explain airi is just airi and i lcoe her for that

vbs

KOHANE AND TOYA MY BELOVEDS idont rlly have a reasoning but i like how kohane is like gaining coursge and learning to find herself and whst she eanrs and smth about that is so admirable she just like me AND TOYA IS JUST 🫶🫶🫶 him sticking up to his dad in the nocturne interlude event probably did it for me IDK HOW TO EPXLAINHEKP

wonderlands x showtime

oh my god take a wild guess

that is ckrrect 😱😱 (ithink)

tsukasa I LCOEHIM AND HOW HES WRITTEN him and mafuyu are two sides of the same coin istg prepare for a rant. i love this man

THE WAY HES WRITTEN MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK THE WAY HES ALL ENERGETIC loud? not rlly?? idk??? the way he represses what he doesnt want to remember and covering it up to the point he genuinelt forgets it AND HOW HIM REMEMBERING MADE HIM LIKE not rlly get emotional but get emotional 😞😞 UGH IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN on this stage of dazzling lights event IF YOU HAVENT READ IT PLEASE READ KT IM BEGGING YOU its so good ANYWYAS YEAH TEUKASA hes so 🫶🫶 somebody get him a therapist

niigo 25

kanade kandadekandnekande kande kanade I LOCE LOVE LOVEEEE kanade IDK WHY shes just amazing and her ahhhhHhhHhHhH

Idk how to epxlain okay thats all 😍

gice me ur opinion on pjsk characters groupsnbro idk 😭😭 okaythanks for lsiteninf to my rant ALSO BE CAREFUL W THE REQUESTS ive tried to run an xreader account and couldnt even finish more than 3 reqs how do you do it… ANYWAYS YEAH TAKE XARE OF YOURSLEF BYEEE

WEHEH I'll definitely be careful dw !!! and IVE AKWAYS WANTED TO DO THIS so here's my rambles on my fave pjsk charas per group YIPPEE

Leo/Need : SAKI SAKI SAKI I LOVE SAKI SM 😍😍 SHES SO SILLY im always impartial to the Tenmas but god i relate to her....SHIHO TOO my silly transmasc just like me in middle school fr

More More Jump! : HARUKA MY LOVE shes literally so wonderful and just like me in overworking oops! but I also am that unnormal abt penguins plus I just love her blue its so good

Vivid BAD Squad : AN AND AKITO an was the reason I started playing and she remains one of my faves to this day !! she's so awesome....and ofc the ginger god I can't believe I'm a ginger liker 😒😒/J but still

Wonderlands x Showtime : RUIIIIII AND NENEEEEE i love emu and tsukasa sm but seriously. silly ourple guy always has my heart <3 AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON NENE I LOVE HER AND HER STORY SM

Niigo : MIZUKI OBVI they're just like me fr I love them so everything abt them is literally so wonderful like <33 AMD MAFUYU TOOO transmasc maf plus idk. also just like me fr i wanna be that jackpot sad girl

[randombubblegum]

hey syd thank u for ur advice! i'm back for more w some examples of things my friend did that have me second guessing about whether she's just being friendly or more. i was doing a shitty internship and working from home and she drove for like 30 mins to bring me my fave cinnamon scrolls. we decided to watch all the ghibli movies and she secretly crocheted me a stuffed toy of radish god. we went to the world's worst comedy show and she put her arm around my shoulders and she always holds my hand when we watch horror movies. but im really worried i'm misreading thigns and it would be so embarrassing if i went for it and i was wrong. bc we have all the same friends so yikes! anyway if u have any tips for lowkey low risk flirting strategies im all ears. thank u for ur sage elder sibling wisdom

dude oh my god……………… okay unless shes just leslie knope from parks and rec and goes this hard for all her friends shes absolutely into you what the hell……. these go so far beyond best friend stuff like these werent even for your birthday they were just to express closeness and make you happy and remind you that she remembers what you like…… especially mixed in with the romantic physical contact id say your chances are SUPER high that the crush is mutual LOL you just cant see it yourself because. thats just being a gay girl™

i get that fear of misreading signs bc the embarrassment is scary when youre in the same friend group but it sounds like youre close enough friends even if it was somehow NOT mutual (unlikely to me) youd eventually be cool again. that being said subtle flirting is easy!!! id start with returning the physical affection she shows you. hold HER hand first. rest your head on her shoulder and curl up closer next time you watch something together: thats subtle enough if she pulls away or something (doubt she will) you can just be like “oh sorry i was sleepy” since you guys are so touchy it wouldnt be weird to do. think of something she likes OR something you guys have recently done together and get/make her a little gift related to that!! shell be thrilled!!! you can even be like “i remembered how you like x/ive been thinking about doing x with you” so she knows shes in your thoughts :) if small things like this go well you can even get a little bolder and broach convos like “what do you think a perfect date would be” or anything related to romance in a impersonal way lol. all of these are within the realm of plausible deniability so if you dont get the reaction youre hoping for you can step back and get off scotch free. not that your friends would make fun of you but if they tease you about it you can play dumb and give them no ground lol

but also. my god dude. she likes you theres no way she doesnt. im pinching ur cheeks and cooing

[spearxwind]

OK GOT A LOT OF ASKS BETWEEN YESTERDAY AND TODAY SO HERE THEY ARE, organized by topic!!

[MISC ASKS]

I actually didnt even know about infamous recently, and I never really got into it out of spite because every time i would mention prototype people would be like ‘ohh so its just like infamous’ and like ? okay i guess

now i know its not entirely the case though. I havent really gotten into infamous though, it feels a little daunting since there is SO MUCH to those games and theres like, three or four of them (or more). I do wanna look at the lightning one so bad but i think you needed context from the other games??? Im not sure anymore 

Ohhhh wow okay yeah I see. Man thats so cool I’d totally be down to illegally set up long distance radio comms. That kinda Fucks... 

OUGH YES QUETZACOATLUS MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!! im so excited for them... also the mosasaur in the trailer got me FUCKED UP, I really really hope they give her more screentime i wanna see her sink ships!! please!!!

dont let it be like the previous movie where in the trailer they showed the mosa going free for a couple seconds and it turns out that was its total screentime in the whole movie at the very end... shes so underutilized and they keep making her bigger. PLEASE 

[TALAS/RISK]

LKJSDJFLDLSKJSD GOD YEAH THEY REALLY COULD............. JUST FUCKIN GRAB RISK AND YEET HIM AT SOMEONE LIKE AN ANGRY CAT. YEAH

Yeah they totally do that. Theyre unhinged

The only difference is risk enjoys biting crushing and killing and blood but talas doesnt enjoy gore so they each do their own thing but every so often they do pull a hannibal 

[ REX ASKS ]

Oh they are absolutely open to collabs. In one of our past sessions Rex and a party member (keith) beheaded another party member by using their hands to pop the head off like a lego. (said party member was fine afterwards dw. they walked around with their own head under their arm like a basketball)  

theyre into punching things until they de-atomize them tbh. no artistry just unbridled violence and rage, if the walls get painted red it’ll be from the sheer force of impact

they dont have a fave type of victim afaik, they’d just as soon smite someone they had to fight than just... stomp some flowers to death. just violence for violence’s sake. theyll eat ur bones though so if u have a skeleton they might be biased to that

HONESTLY... YEAH TOTALLY IVE ACTUALLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS. I SHOULD MAKE EM DO THAT

ough thank u, unfortunately its not too rare an occurrence here for some reason, I’m used to it up to a certain degree (but ive learned to nip the bud off when it starts, otherwise it gets bad)

WAH THANK U. AND YEAH THEY DID.... finally i can play Violence...............

You’re ok, I just wish it wasnt super commonplace to write those kinds of comments on peoples art. I know some artists are okay with it but man 😔

jshldhks thank you!! I felt big brain tbh, I was coloring them and thought hm, maybe a black jacket would look weird if theyre already black themself,,, and then i was like. what if white though 😳😳😳 and the blood idea just went from there

[joculatrixster]

cr or lmk for the ask game? zephyr

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

COOKIE RUN:

blorbo - *holds up Ananas like the lion king* this is blorbo, from my blogs.

scrunkly -  Gingerbrave, Devil, and Custard III are all my sons ive adopted them devs can not CLAIM THEM-

scrimblo bimblo - *SLAPS GENRAL JUJUBE, SODA, AND KUMIHO* they r my besties they have lore u cant even wrap ur head around

glup shitto - i am staring into Bachalomoth(headmaster of forgotten academy), Mont Blanc, Cherry Choco(the conductor in the cocoa kingdom story) and Custard Cream II(custard’s canon dad + that one statue for the kingdom décor w/ the griffon)  EYES. i have so much lore for them they r ocs at this point!!!

poor little meow meow - PLAIN YOGURT OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT BASTARD HE DOESNT NEED TO BE FIXED HE SHOULD BECOME WORST KING SHIT

horse plinko - oh, Millennial Tree, no hesitation. TO THE PLINKO WITH THEE

eeby deeby - bye Dark Enchantress have fun in super hell u stupid bitch-

-

LEGO MONKIE KID:

blorbo - Sun Wukong, hes just there sitting in my head hes not doing anything cool just being a little guy

scrunkly - i am throwing MK into a safe and throwing it into another, bigger safe his “just some guy” adhd AND autistic energy brings me so much SO much happiness oh my GOD thats a baby boy, he’d have a tumblr

scrimblo bimblo - *shakes Tang around like a maraca* wow this little guy can fit so much untapped uncool dad potential! cmon hes more than Pigsy’s husband or a Tripitaka reincarnation come on him and MK on their own have such a fun dynamic to explore!!!

glup shitto - *points at the secretary in the speedy panda ep* SHES SO COOL GUYS!!!! she literally stopped a fight between THE monkie kid and a giant ass mecha like it could be argued they pulled back not to hit her but that's clearly not what happened, that girlboss deserves more from this world oh my god she's so epic i imagine shes like Jin and Yin’s older sister figure does she even have a NAME!?

poor little meow meow - *pokes Spider Queen* girl how r u so useless yet so fun???? i want to be a badass so much but ur just a wine mom with 3 children who all have massive mommy issues

horse plinko - *yeets the mayor in* i want that twink obliterated!!!! I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITORATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eeby deeby - GOOD BYE PRINCESS IRON FAN ID SEND DBK FOR BEING AN OBJECTIVLY WORST PARENT BUT ALL MY FRIENDS THINK SHES HOT SO I MUST DESTORY HER

[bluinary]

Yknow it's entirely possible to just....say "yikes" and move on

you're not "just like other girls" you're just white 😭

[dearhaos]

6 + 17 for golcha 🤲👀💖💖💖

oh em gee biebrand

6. your favorite song and why?

what if it's like half their discography what do u want me to do bieloved. we'll disregard unit/solo songs first of all to make this easier. sorry to my beloveds who r that. well as you might know i love genie an insane amount. she's just so fun so beloved so catchy makes me feel so happy !! i think i saw some stages of her before i even knew anything abt golcha bc i had kbs playing on my tv when i was home alone. most of the time though i say my fave from that ep is ytmob <3 my beloved <3 she's so insanely good if anyone hasnt heard her..ure missing out shes so good . disregard the full english title though . she's so fun she's so . see i can't describe songs . also the whole u wouldnt know [but] i've really changed makes me think of the delinquent turned soft bc of #love nd like i like clichés . but okay next we have lady......she's so beloved to me she's so :( she's pretty comforting also but most importantly she's just pretty. THEN oh my god there's compass. she made me cry when she came out she made me cry when i saw the choreo she makes me cry right now . she's so . she's a warm hug . but also choreo i love u ... and joochan's when it gets hard you can rest for a while hits so hard it's not even funny . (sungyoon's does too but like .) . i mean all the lyrics here do but god . nd the fact that it doesnt just end but we get an outro :( sad im very sad . also ik i said no unit songs but the more i talk abt all these songs the more i feel like no matter what should be mentioned she's everything to me i was so obsessed with her for a moment .... nd i still love her and i know i'm gonna be obsessed again when the right time comes . she's so good she's so important i could listen to her nonstop for months i wouldnt get bored ... like ... breathe 숨 쉬어 run 뛰어 drop it 춤춰 빛을 부르며 literally so true u know?? i wanna be a famous 누가 뭐래도 !!! literally. destroy my ears any day. alsooooooooooooooo ok last one i'll stop there today but burn it <3 my beloved <3 had her on loop when she came out i lov her ... my most beloved title she was made for me . NVM WAIT ALSO ALL DAY she's another hug golcha hav a lot of nice comfort songs

17. favorite look from your bias?

scratches head honestly i don't remember many golcha looks like there's looks that are alright great fine it's all grouped together and then there's looks i dislike there hasn't rlly been anything that i Remember as particularly good? like im sure theres stuff i rlly loved i just dont rlly remember it? sowwy to disappoint . . . ill tell u if i remember anything

[kagender]

tell me about your orikeros RIGJT NOW

omg so like. the orikeros that i get brainrot about the most frequently r the main KOORAS members..... in fact i am once again thinking about them rn and thats bcuz theyre pretty importnant to my au :) ithink

[from left to right its: rozeze, odidi, twuwawa, rozozo]

(dis is an oldish drawing so thats why they look kinda ugly/off here....... i even redesigned rozeze n her bro a bit but this is like the only drawing that i have of them other than my big AU thing)

i usually call them a SCIENCE SQUAD!!!!! though odidi and twuwawa are the only ones who do science related stuff currently really ...... rozeze used to be a scientist but she kinda stopped after a pretty major fuck up (: and well she doesnt really have the time to work on anything anyways bc shes kinda the head of da whole organization. and thats a busy job! and i think of rozozo as just a security guard really..... him n rozeze are twinsies though so even if hes a low rank he still gets more respect from his sister than any other guard haha ..... the favoritism is real

pazaza is also a KOORAS member,,,,, she just didnt exist when i drew the pic above,,,,, but they do now!!!!

hes a dang parasite frog!!!!! and shes near damn undefeatable because of the speed that her limbs recover at ..... shes like a hydra. cut her arm off and itll recover super fucking fast. maybe she'll even grow a second one! its pretty impressive. i dont think that hes very good in battle though bc shes kinda duuumb!!!

and heeeres more stuff about her :) i think im just gonna list it bc it feels more organized that way

- shes an agender lesbian who uses all pronouns and neopronouns! (she/he/they/it/xe)

- since all of her tentacles can function as arms/hands she is VERY good at multitasking

- her and twuwawa should be dating i think. dont ask me how canon it is idk either. they were coworkers on a specific experiment though..... oh my god they were coworkers ?!

- if u cut a smaller chunk of her limbs off (instead of the whole damn thing) itll just become its own creature. kinda like an earthworm. as long as it has a mouth itll stay alive!

- i dunno what she feeds on really. i was thinking water..... kinda like a nyororo..... but i already have an orikero w tiny nyororo like creatures! thats chokoko :] another contender is blood..... so she would be like a LEECH!!!! idk tho

- my voice claim for it is gir from invader zim...... odidi is already voiced by zim so it makes sense to throw gir in there too i think. even if pazaza n odidi barely interact its still funny. also gir does kinda fit her from personality..... theyre both stupid and chaotic. the only difference is that pazaza is more evil

- her idiocy doesnt exactly ruin her competence as a scientist though. she never really fucked an experiment up unlike some others🤔 and the fact that shes pretty much emptyheaded should be a positive for KOORAS really. u cant feel bad about ur past actions if youre incapable of thinking about them in the first place. many KOORAS workers are full of regrets but he is not one of them! i feel like that would make her kinda impossible to ever redeem though🧐

OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS AT THE BEGGINNING KOORAS is basically just THE big bad science organization..... the letters DO stand for something but i think that its pretty dumb so am not gonna say what it is..... u can read it as keronian organization omega ruby alpha sapphire if u want to though

i would go over the other members too but i dont really have da energy to ..... rip to odidi n twuwawa u both r my faves but unfortunarely pazaza stole ur spotlight this time

[cattles-bians]

exes au part 12

post directory

obsetress: don’t ask why i had this thought because i couldn’t tell you but

obsetress: jamie wakes up in the middle of the night one night and is like “i... had a dream. about vi”

obsetress: and dani’s like “ok baby” and just nuzzles deeper into her pillow and jamie’s like

obsetress: “no, dani, a... a dream”

obsetress: and dani’s like “oh. oh” and is immediately wide awake and bright eyed

obsetress: and is like “was it any good?” and jamie is just. already flushed so red and flushed deeper and dani just hums

em: sighs wistfully

em: i also love that something compels jamie to tell dani Immediately

em: oh the perils of begrudgingly being friends w ur gfs ex

em: jamies like um. no see i can see all these different things my brain mashed together and WHY i had this dream and danis like ok but that wasn’t my question....

obsetress: jamie finally throws up her hands “of course it was”

em: jamie: And You Can’t Tell Vi She’ll Be Insufferable

obsetress: dani, very plainly, at brunch the next morning: so vi

obsetress: jamie looks like she’s going to have a heart attack and dani lets her sweat and then just smiles sweetly “i like those sunglasses. are they new?”

em: jamie what’s the problem (nothin. indigestion)

obsetress: dani very smug n thinks she’s very funny

obsetress: (she is a little funny)

em: one of jamies many ‘oh that’s why they dated’ moments

obsetress: “fookin sick, the both of ya”

em: idk why you had this thought but i’m GREATLY amused

obsetress: skskksksks right

obsetress: jamie explaining her dream to dani in great detail afterwards

obsetress: dani sitting there nodding and hmming “oh that sounds like her. no, she wouldn’t do that. now THAT she would be very good at, you’d like it”

em: i need a moment

em: jamie thinks the dark hides her massive fucken blush but it Doesn’t

em: dani can feel her heating up

obsetress: jamie “i don’t ask you to do this” dani “you’re not stopping me”

em: dani critiquing jamies sex dream is such a fucken funny concept sjdhdkhdkdhdkc

obsetress: RIGHT

obsetress: i’m dying

em: dani: oh no that’s OOC

obsetress: she wouldn’t have a riding crop jamie, it’s 2021, not 16—

em: jamie: it’s a wet dream do u really think it’s gonna have beta readers and a three act structure

em: dani hums

obsetress: dani: well did you enjoy it

obsetress: jamie: i— dani: did you?

obsetress: jamie mumbling yeah

em: jamies like i’m gonna interrogate dani next time, see how she feels- but she forgets dani is incapable of feeling shame

obsetress: like dani wouldn’t just launch into a ramble

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em: viola

obsetress: fuck

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: to jamie, specifically,

em: to jamie specifically andhdjhdjd

em: once again ironic jamvi has turned, in my brain, into ‘yes and....’ jamvi

—-

obsetress:

obsetress: jamie sending this to viola n vi's like

obsetress: she doesn't get it because she's convinced her taste is immaculate

---

em: anyway this is ooc even for exes au but i keep thinking abt like. jamie tryna crack how old viola is (she cant be 34 im 30 it doesnt make sense) and going through her fb timeline like. 'aha! motivational quotes. gotta be late 30s' and danis either like

em: danis either like 'you have a notebook where you write down all the quotes you like baby' OR shes like haha ok thats fair (posts another motivational quote on her fb)

obsetress: god i love that so much

obsetress: both of those dani responses are

obsetress: honestly porque no los dos if we're already going ooc

obsetress: i do think the first bit "gotta crack it she can't be 34 i'm 30 it doesn't make sense" is in character fwiw

em: obviously i was inspired by ur post in the milf channel abt viola always saying shes 35

em: big brain

—-

obsetress: this is literally just. exes au rebecca

obsetress: down to the caption

obsetress: vi and rebecca patiently staging like full photoshoots for each other every time one of them wants a pic otp: i'm not high maintenance, you're just low effort

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em: bold 2 say that we don’t think about jamie and vi tho

em: gotta keep some sorta. presentation of respectability

em: they absolutely couldn’t date tho

obsetress: lmao ikr

obsetress: yeah no they'd kill each other

obsetress: now just thinking of silly circumstances and um

obsetress: rebecca's out of town and dani's flying back from some iowa thing jamie couldn't get away for to go with

obsetress: and viola's like "oh, just stay at ours, it's closer and i'll get you a car"

obsetress: and just like

obsetress: imagining the two of them cohabitating at vi's for a night

em: jamie sneaking around at night tryna find the bathroom and runs straight into vi in a face mask and a dangerously low dressing gown Again

obsetress: the parallels to canon

obsetress: im giggling

obsetress: walks straight into her path

em: opens a door. sees something she doesn’t want to see. immediately turns and walks away

em: god the face mask would make her look like the lady in the lake

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: vi wants to go out to dinner, jamie's just like "i'm already getting up early to go to the airport, can't we just have an easy night in"

em: what did i say before. that thing abt if ur friends w damie you will inevitably walk in on them

obsetress: god yeah

em: flip of that.

obsetress: oh GOD

em: god they would argue about dinner

em: bicker about EVERYTHING

em: dani and rebecca both make the married couple joke

em: jamie goes pale

obsetress: wait sorry i just went back to tahirahs insta post and like

obsetress: katie parker commented and was like "i love these shots of you" and she was like "thanks luv " and i'm like

obsetress: why does this....... still track........... with exes au...............

em: perdy is always a little too flirty w vis paramours

obsetress: always! except dani for whatever reason

obsetress: she's just scared of dani

em: Please

obsetress: rebecca's like "i don't see what the problem is. she can do what she wants, but you trust me, don't you?" "of course i trust you" rebecca shrugs "that's it then, isn't it?"

obsetress: anyway vi huffs n crosses her arms n pouts a little bit and is like "well i don't want her to"

obsetress: rebecca is endeared and uses the opportunity to her advantage like the top leaning switch she is

em: dani rebecca parallels: always dtf

obsetress: perdi and vi fighting and vi's like "are you even gay? or do you just want what i have?" and perdi is like "does it matter?"

em: are you even gay perdi nahdkdhdkdhd

em: perdi is like you KNOW about jamie and viola crinkles her nose bc she forgot about that and she’s starting to respect jamie as a person

obsetress: djflakdkfjldkadjLDJFLSKDFJLSDKFJx

obsetress: i screeched

em: viola: you only MET jamie because i hired her for landscaping you fucking-

obsetress: just thinking about perdita watching jamie working on some property sweating in a tank top and Deciding

em: bringing out some lemonade etc

em: haha you look parched

obsetress: smiling widely, turning on the charm

obsetress: jamie is very attractive and very swoonworthy, but perdita 100% only goes for it because she refuses to let viola have one (1) thing

obsetress: and that extends to lesbianism

em: viola's like no this is normal right. siblings competing. rivalries etc and danis like uh i’m an only child and jamies like uh i raised my brother

em: they don’t know how to tell her sure it happens but it’s also extremely fucken weird vi

obsetress: jamie: you have to tell her dani: why do i have to tell her jamie: you tell her everything dani: i don't tell her–– ok, i tell her most things. i'm not sure i want to tell her this though jamie: why not dani: she's not... she's not gonna like it jamie: So You Might Be A People Pleaser,

em: jamie: i can’t tell her. she’s only just forgotten the perdi thing. what if she remembers i’ve

em: in depth character study of viola and perdi’s fucked up rivalry

em: violas like goddamn it do i have to fuck jamie to get even

obsetress: i––

em: she decides against it

em: jamie is none the wiser

obsetress: she Considers it tho

em: jamie would die on the spot if she knew

obsetress: weighs the pros and cons

obsetress: the best part is like

obsetress: this is all post-danvi and pre-damie right so when dani n jamie see rebecca and vi at that video store

obsetress: viola's like wait.

obsetress: wait

obsetress: dani ending up with the hot gardener her sister fucked because she has bizarre jealousy and possession issues is really just the cherry on top of a shit sundae

em: the funniest part of all our very tangled lore is like

em: none of it contradicts bc it’s even funnier when it’s Extremely Ugly And Messy

em: because lesbians are just... like that

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obsetress: exes au au where viola did fuck jamie, the video rental shop scene is 100 times more awkward

em: don’t think about it don’t think about it dont

em: i am thinking about it

em: jamie has to deal with having been railed by all three of them instead of just the two

em: it feels very uneven to her bc rebeccas a doll, dani, u don’t understand, and ur only running into one ex,

obsetress: talk about the mortifying ordeal of being known

obsetress: "wait, that's your ex?" "yeah" "dani" "what" "dani" "what" jamie's voice is hushed but a lil pitchy and a lot panicky "i think i fucked your ex" "you think?" "i fucked your ex" "you fucked her or she fucked you? because i'm sorry, baby, but i really don't think––"

em: sorry, baby, but i really don’t think-

em: SCREAMED

obsetress: that might be my fave lil bit i've ever written adlfkjasdklf

em: dani being a little too interested in jamie getting railed is like. everything to me

obsetress: jamie's already big blushing

em: a little secret between hannah obsetress and em cowlesbian but i am So thinking abt it

em: patreon exclusive exes au au

[em edit: you can imagine how long this lasted]

obsetress: no one is happy about this situation except dani, who is delighted

em: after, jamie's like. what did u mean by u don’t think that...

em: puffs out her chest

em: i could have-

em: danis like yeah but i know u didn’t did u

obsetress: dani clayton ilu

em: danis like um

em: completely unprompted bc dani ‘finishes a conversation 5 hours later’ is really funny to me

em: danis like i did tho

em: jamies like can you DROP IT

em: she’s SMUG

em: she’s so pleased w herself

obsetress: in bed with the lights off jamie's pulling the sheets up and closing her eyes afterthought

obsetress: just a happy lil hum and an "i did, though"

obsetress: and jamie knows IMMEDIATELY what she's talking about

em: dani never lets jamie live it down

obsetress: never!

obsetress: they'll be washing dishes one day "hey baby?" "hmm" "you slept with a landlord"

em: oh um. flipping the whole ‘experienced jamie virginal dani’ trope everyone loves but

em: i love the idea of dani being like hey jamie did u ever- and jamies like (grumbles) does it matter

em: dani is mentally applying a gold star to her chart

obsetress: ksdljfskdfjlsdjflksdjaf

obsetress: the gold star

em: at this point dani is absolute just tryna tease jamie so she’s like oh well when- and jamies like ok i get it

em: jamie Pretends not to be a little interested

obsetress: meanwhile vi and rebecca very matter of factly swapped stories the first day they Realized

obsetress: vibecca swapping stories and their stories complimenting each other so well that they're like well. hmm

obsetress: glad those two found each other

em: two praise kinks u say

em: ok sorry one more thought i’m thinking abt like

em: jamie staying over (idk if this is before or during damie) and viola and perdi are having yet another spat on the phone and violas like

em: no you ALWAYS do this, whatever you think you’re doing with rebecca-‘ and she barely hears some muffled sorta ‘oh, sorry, remember jamie-

em: and jamies doing the maths. hmm

em: jamies like actually i refuse to examine this further. self care

em: brings it up with dani later and dani LOSES her shit laughing

em: haha jamie you got willoughby’ed

obsetress: SCREAMS

obsetress: you got willoughby'd

obsetress: how does one get willoughbyd asking for a friend

em: yeah same asking for a friend

obsetress: dani, gigglesnorting: wait, you hooked up with... with perdi?

obsetress: (dani hates perdita because viola hates perdita and it is a deep seated hatred she refuses to unlearn)

obsetress: a loyalty strange and enduring, despite it all

em: to be fair perdi is the Worst

em: all of these characters i love to make sympathetic and then perdi is where i draw the line akdhdkhd

em: it’s funnier if she’s awful

em: like a viola that never gets therapy

obsetress: lldjfkaskldfj god same

obsetress: it's too good

em: danis like wait hold on. lemme get a pen

em: makes a silly little chart

em: if the fandom tries to make jamie into a shane the l word character i will simply take that and make jamie mortified abt her uh. well! a pretty girl is nice to her and she forgets how to behave

em: jamie's like oh sure like u don’t have embarrassing flings- and danis like yeah but i don’t interact w them on a daily basis jamie

em: also i didn’t fuck perdi

obsetress: skskskflsdflks

obsetress: "you did fuck perdi though, right? because that just be embarrassing, jamie, if she had been the one who..."

em: skgsdjhdkdhdk

em: jamie grumbles something abt pillow princesses and dani like

em: CLAPS her hands in glee

obsetress: jlsdjflkJSDFKJSDFJ

obsetress: GOD

obsetress: she's immediately pulling out her phone to text vi

em: jamies like why would u message her sister that u freak n danis like oh no theyre very open with each other it’s uh. hmm. anyway

[midnightcarp]

all of the animal crossing questions i wanna know ur hot takes

thanks dude :3c

1. Are you of the “Tom Nook is a crook” or “Tom Nook is an honest businessman” opinion?

he’s an honest businessman! there’s no interest or anything bad about it, other than the huge amounts of money you have to give him. i will still say he is a crook for the memes tho

2. Do you play as yourself or a made up character?

myself, but it doesnt look anything like me lol

3. Where is your house located?

it’s on the west side of my island, next to the ocean

4. Who were your first villagers?

I have Cherry and Iggly! they’re both great

5. Preferable method of earning bells?

catching expensive bugs and fish, but i will go around and shake all of the trees so i can get the bells and the wasps to sell also

and I’ll put the rest under a cut so it doesnt clog anyone’s dash

6. What villager personalities do you typically get along best with?

im not really sure! I never paid much attention to the different personalities. jocks are the only ones that are super obvious to me

7. Who is your current best friend in the game?

Pango! she has a wild color scheme which is why i invited her to my island

8. Is there a villager you want to get rid of?

Drake... he moved in without me inviting him and i just... hmm... not a fan

9. Do you hoard a lot of items?

yes lol, mostly crafting resources at this point. I got the storage full message today so yikes idk what to do with my new stuff

10. Take medicine or save & restart?

take medicine since its easy to craft

11. Where is your favorite spot in your village?

i made a birdbath and surrounded it with flowers so that’s my current fave spot

12. What achievement do you want to hit the most? (Ex: Golden equipment, all fish/bugs, etc)

golden equipment would be great, hopefully it wont break. but i never even got golden equipment in new leaf . but otherwise, getting the campsite on my island wound be nice so i can scan my fave’s amiibo card

13. Do you know any secret tips?

idk if this is secret, but to get the most out of your rocks, dig holes behind you so you dont slide back. Always shake your trees with your net in hand so you can catch the wasps. Shake trees and furniture will fall out occasionally

14. Who are your dreamies?

O’Hare is my favorite and i hope he is in the game. he has an amiibo card so probably. otherwise tangy is so cute i hope he moves in too

15. Favorite furniture item?

I really like the succulent you can make from a can and some weeds. But based on new leaf, i love the lucky cat statues you can get

16. Favorite clothing item / outfit?

I got a fishing vest and its kinda cute! esp on a rainy day and a plaid beanie i made

17.Favorite museum room?

the aquarium oh my god its so pretty. especially the room where you can walk through the tank, that’s so cool

18. Cedar, fruit, or palm tree?

fruit trees, i feel like thats a given

19. Favorite fruit?

hmm i think the pears are cute

20. Favorite fish?

the bluegill and barred knifejaw are pretty cool

21. Favorite bug?

the peacock butterfly and the orchid mantis!

22. Favorite flower breed?

the hyacinths!

23. Favorite crossbred rare flower breed + color?

fave color is blue or pink

24. Favorite villager personality?

o’hare is a smug villager in new leaf so i’ll go with that

25. Favorite time of day to play?

middle of the day maybe? i like when it’s bright out. but the middle of the night with a clear sky is very cool also

26. Favorite special visitor event or reward? (Ex: Selecting an art piece from Redd, aiding Guliver and getting a special item, etc)

i’ve only had a couple so far but i like Celeste visiting! i love star stuff and the meteor shower is very pretty

27. Favorite KK song?

i think KK imperial? not sure tho

28. Favorite animal crossing game?

i mean... ive only had new horizons for 5 days but it’s pretty cool

29. If you’ve played Animal Crossing before, are there any animals you’re nostalgic for? If this is your first game, has any animal in particular left some effect on you?

nostalgic? not really. the first ac game i played was new leaf and i got it when i was 14.

30. Share a story from your gameplay

i sent pango a piece of furniture, and she sent a letter back that said she already had that piece of furniture. all of the sentences in the letter were written twice and she sent a gift which was a piece of furniture i already owned... petty queen

[shes-fast-like-me]

Lifeline and Octane for the ask thing, because I know you and your ways :^)

ah you know me too well lol

Lifeline

fave thing: GOD ajbskqbsa ok i love her???? i love her selflessness??? I love how strong she is??? I love how she looked at all the bullshit her parents have done and said “thats not right” and actually went out and did something about it?? that’s so punk rock??? idk i just see her dedicating her life p much to charity as just so?? strong?? and admirable??? im in love with her??? she rlly honest to god is such a good and interesting character?? like god respawn rly did that and expected me not to fall in love?

least fave thing: this me nit picking the game but give her better skins and quips!! i cant splurge all my life savings on her if all her cosmetics are just meh (aside from london calling that shit slaps)

fave quip: actually the new one where you finish off a squad! “whole squad down and a boom boom!” just the way she says it, my heart just 💘💘

brOTP: lifeline + mirage!!! they are a chaotic duo. sarcastic to each other a lot. friendos. i also feel like she’s the closest thing wraith has to a girl friend. she makes sure wraith takes care of herself and has fun with life. and also obviously she and bangalore hang out a lot, maybe train together idk

OTP: *gestures to my blog* i hope this is obvious enough

nOTP: uhhh her and bloodhound?? or caustic?? idk i just dont see it ever happening

random headcanon: she’s got lots of plants up in her room. she likes taking care of things, but she’s too busy for real pets so she opted for plants. she’s got lots of succulents and cacti and some hanging plants like ivy. tends to go for the low-effort ones becus again, shes rlly busy. but she likes em a lot! there’s just somethin refreshing abt coming home to plants in pretty pots and just playing them music or smthn

unpopular opinion: i honestly?? dont know?? ppl seem to misinterpret her as a “sunshine” character ive noticed but i would say me disagreeing with that portrayal of her is an unpopular opinion ykno

song i associate with them: hhhhhh rihanna’s “only girl in the world” i’m still waiting on somebody to draw her into that music video cus it honestly slaps so hard and i would literally die if it happened

fave pic: i actually just like the official art idk

Octane

fave thing: idk why i’m so hung up on him being like, a youtuber or whatever but i rlly love that. like that is the content i want to see ksnakjsak this is the youtube rep we need!! i just want. to see his videos i rlly do

least fave: this more confuses/upsets me than anything but how??? is he ok???? im dead serious like he puts on such an “it be like that” persona abt him losing his legs and im just like ???¿?¿?¿¿ how are you okay???

fave line: from the trailer!! “this is the least bored i’ve been all day!” i think this quote describes him fucking perfectly its so chaotic

brOTP: again, mirage. two chaos bois. what are they gonna do uh oh!

OTP: i hope we all know the answer to this one by now

nOTP: i dont think i HAVE a notp for octane. him + bangalore if i absolutely had to pick?? just cus i see bangalore as a lesbian personally so

random headcanon: i’ve been meaning to do a post on this but this guy pays for everything. any time he is out with friends or whatever he’s paying. he just does it out of habit he refuses to let anyone pay for anything. also for birthdays or other special occasions u bet ur ass he is spending a fortune on his friends. like why wouldnt he?? he’s rich??? whose gonna stop him??? his parents cant ground him he’s 24 and technically is inheriting the fortune anyway becus where’s that money gonna go?? live wild have fun. also i assume they win money from the games so usually he just gives that all away to charity (usually ajay’s). he also does charity streams sometimes. like he doesnt need that money

unpopular opinion: i agree he’s a disaster but not like. in need of a damn babysitter or whatever, like he’s an adult he can take of himself ykno.

song i associate with them: the most octanecore song i’ve heard has been “Turn The Music Up” by NF

fave picture: yeehaw

[fragmentedink-archived]

oops nik odds 🤷‍♀️

UR VALID ANON

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything?

Nik’s full name is Nikolas Isaac Arwaine

Nikolas means ‘victory of the people’ Isaac means ‘laughter’ and Arwaine, I took the Celtic god of the dead Arwan and added a few letters :)

It was chosen bec when i orginally was writing him, he was inspired by Nikolai Lant/sov in Grisha.

3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory? 

Nik had,,, an interesting childhood. HIs father wasn’t,,, outwardly abusive, perse. But he did lock his kids in places to get out (he broke nates hand bec nate wouldnt stop drawing). His mom taught him how to lie and his parents gave him whatever he wanted besides the one thing he Really wanted

He has fond memories of Adrien and his ohter brothers taking him to the ocean. He had fond memories of hanging out with Nate in Nates studio. One of his fave memories is Nate putting face paint on his face when he was a lil birb

A bad memory he has is getting so afraid of not being able to get out of a room, he threw himself into a panic attack and he was shaking and crying so hard that his dad was so damn disappointed in him that he didnt talk to Nik for a Long Time

5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults?

he had Three (3) sibs. Blake, Adrien and Nate. 

He has a fairly easy going relationship with Blake and Nate. Tho he butts heads with Adrien a Lot. Blake and Nate’s relationship with Nik is kinda the same growing up, tho his and Adrien’s change. Nik used to idolize Adrien, now they just fight all the time

7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood? 

Nik,,, had more superficial friends than Friend Friends. People liked his money and his influence more than they liked him. Tho he is a very infectious person, so he probably does have friends, theyre just awful people who are flighty when things go Wrong

9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals? 

y’know I think Nik does like animals!! he likes all kinds of animals and would like a pet snake or spider but IM NOT GIVING HIM EITHER. He tries to pet Bay’s pet kitten but she claws the hell out of him :(

11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies?the main requirement that Nik has is that he doesn’t like his food touching. He doesnt mind mixing his foods, like hot dogs and mac and cheese, but he doesn’t like them touching. He is also allergic to strawberries ;-;

13. What is their least favourite food?

peanut butter

15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking?

Nik is actually very good at cooking!! Most of the time he hates it unless hes making something Big or baking something with Cameron, who stress bakes. Cameron secretly likes his cooking but he wont admit it

17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos?

oh hell yeah!! Nik loves taking nudes pictures and sending them to cameron. His cell phone (if he had one) would be full of random pics of people and of places. MUCH PICTURES OF THE OCEAN. He has a bunch saved on his phone and he has some in photo albums and such

19. What’s their least favourite genres?

mmmm i think nonfiction would bore him, especially for industrial revolution area. I think he would actually really like scyfi and action. Absolutely would love anything that was just fast and action packed. he would fucking LOVE deadpool

Nik: if he backtalks he gets his head cut off but he comes back from the dead. if i backtalk im just DEAD. not fair :(

21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?

Nik absolUTELY has a temper. Its quick, its hot and he often makes an ass of himself. He’s not patient. He has,,, some patience, I guess. Where it counts. But it’s nowhere near as long as Nate’s.

When he loses his temper people get wounded or just DEAD. or he just makes an ass out of himself and has to apologize

23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces?

Nik has a somewhat good memory. HIs long term memory is much better tho. He’s much more visual and is better with faces.

25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves?

NIk has the most juvinle sense of humor lol. But he also has a really fucking dark sense of humor when it calls for it. If someone is bleeding out, and they deserved it, hed laugh

well. he certainly thinks hes funny

27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad?

Nik,,, doesn’t really get sad. He gets pissed. He tries hiding his tears, and he tries to not cry. He shoves negative emotions down so much (which is actually why hes such an angry dude :/)

WHen he does break down and cry Cam,,, tries to be comforting with him. They can get surprisingly soft

29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective? 

mmmm it would depend on the fear. Like if it was as Genuine fear (like his is) he wouldn’t tease them. But like,,, if it was something stupid hed absoluTELY tease them for it. He would get kinda protective about it, and would tell whoever it was bothering them to fuck off and leave them alone

31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing?

DOES NIK DRINK LMAOOO YES YES HE DOES

Nik is mostly a cheerful drunk and hes a fucking idiot while hes drunk. Also is very slutty when hes drunk (tho when isnt he???)

Nik: hungover? I don’t know her. i just start drinking againMe: Nik pls

When ohter people are drunk hes,,, pretty relaxed about it and help them from making an ass out of themselves (tho tbh he would absolutely record them being an idiot). He would try to pry someone off him if they tried to undress him

Nik: yes yes i know i am hot. But unfortunately my conscious would not sit well if i took advantage of the situation :(

33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties?

Nik doesn’t wear underwear. 

Tho he has been known to try on lacy panties ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nik: don’t judge they’re surprisingly comfy and make my ass look GREAT

35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure? 

ok Nik doesn’t have guilty pleasures. hes not going to feel guilty for likeing the things he does. His total unguilty pleausres is trashy television shows. He lovesss binge watching say yes to the dress for fucking hours while sprawled out on the couch eating oreos and stoned

37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction?

Nik,,,, is not fond of reading. He is Dyslexic and he doesn’t like sitting still or being forced to focus. Tho,,, i think he might read, depending on what he was reading. 

fiction, absolutely fiction

39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging? 

mmmmmmmmmm messaging and emails. Much better bec he can read them better. Tho, he does like letters every now and then. Especially if theyre like,,, looove letters 

41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship?

He is a slutty, slutty bisexual, my dude. Nik has a hand kink. he finds slender hands attractive. he likes,,,, cool eyes?? if that makes sense?? He finds people who are kinda,,, not,,, cold cold but cool and calmness attractive. That cool confidence, like a sheet of almost frozen water.

He finds delicate features attractive. Like fine bones, not brashness. Sharp as glass cheekbones, slender hands. Tall, not,,, too much muscle. (am i describing Cameron? MAYBE SO) NIk, upon meeting Cameron: oh no hes not

mentally, he finds confidence attractive. he finds assertiveness and dominance attractive. He likes someone who can command a fucking presence. He finds passion attractive. Someone that is so passionate and so devoted to something/one attractive

What does he like? he likes someone that will meet him halfway, who will want him, and that he will be enough for them. He has a bit of an inferiority complex  and he thinks that people will just get tired of him and he wants- he NEEDS- someone that he will be enough for, that they arent going to just bolt when things get rough. Which,,, is interesting bec Cameron,,, is Cameron and hes going to want to control the situation who is afraid fo feeling anything for anyone

43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people?

Nik,,,, acknowledges that there are gods. But i would not call him religious. If he were in modern day, he might MIGHT be spiritual but he will joke and be like dude, im going to hell.

He thinks of religious people, and nonreligious people the same way. Believe what you want to believe, but don’t shove it down my throat

45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves? 

A lot of people see him as a lost cause, as some druggie who is going nowhere other than down. Some think that he’s just,,, lost. HIs dad sees him as his Son who just needs tough love and the right pressure to Honor His Family

Nik,,, sees himself as a hot guy, whos shallow and with money. People dont like him, they like his money and what he can do for them. 

47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event?

mmmmmm Nik doesn’t like many formal occassions. He thinks theyre boring and people are fake as fuck. He Hates black tie wear and he only agrees to wear a tie if Cam uses it on him later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

he hates chit chat but he does fucking love gossip. He’ll find a couple of people to hang out with and get the Dish

49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them?

his lighter. Its a flip lighter with engravings on it, that Nate got him. He uses it when he gets anxious. That,,, is actually the reason Nate got it for him, tho Nate did not say that.

If nate said anything about Nik having any kind of disorder, Nik would shut him down instantly.

Tho, Nik does take it everywhere with him

[typicalmidnight]

iron man 2 running commentary

okay so watching iron man 2 for the first time and i have a feeling im gonna have lots of commentary to share so it will all be under the cut! i’m gonna keep updating it as i watch!

*starts watching iron man 2 without watching iron man first cause it’s not on netflix and is only 2 minutes in but completely confused*

*questions my intelligence because i was able to understand the other marvel movies without watching other ones first*

*wonders if somehow i haven’t seen enough tony stark on tumblr to understand but i’ve somehow seen enough of other things to understand other movies*

*cue suprised and upset anon* sorry anon!!

okay anon!! help me pls! is the guy in the very beginning of iron man 2 someone from the first movie, and if he is who is he?? or is he new in this movie? edit: nevermind i looked it up

omg the first scene we see iron man is so cooool i love it!

holy sh*t he just landed on a stage omggg *freaks out so much because WOW*

im not even 7 minutes in yet but WOW IM SHOOK

i litterally just watched that first scene of tony/iron man in awe the whole time

“the possibility of world peace” BAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA there’s a whole lot in store for the world, and i can guarantee it wont be peaceful lol

the stark expo is year long?!?!!?!!??? wow....

oooh oooh oooh that’s happy!

tony with kids awww

OMG THATS PETER PARKER RIGHT

STAN LEEEE OMG AWWWW

wait what did tony do??

AHHHHH pepper!!

does tony like pepper yet?? are they dating??

god tony. his sense of humor omg.

pepper isnt impressed lol

tony is so savage we stan a queen lol

you’re right, it isn’t canada cause we’re AWESOME and dont have ppl trying to get rid of iron man

rhodey!! i know who that is!

litterally everything tony says is amazing

oooooh whats tony up to?...

world peace? dream on tony

did he just say f**k you to tony stark? UM NO YOU DID NOT

oof the scenes with this bad dude are boring

wait i take that back HE JUST CUT A TV IN HALF!!

“wake up, daddy’s home” god i love tony

i think im getting too excited about everything lolll

tony insulting that robot arm thing gives me life

whats that thing in tony’s chest?? im guessing it has something to do with him being iron man and was part of the first movie

im confused about the relationship between pepper and tony

oooh shes ceo congrats to her!!

is this actually good tho?? the look on her face isnt great

oh okay its good she was just suprised

are those like fake documents or something?

OMG ITS NATASHA!!! AHHHHHHHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE’S LIKE MY FAVE MCU WOMAN OTHER THAN MJ

i got way too excited there and hit my wrist on my wall and now it hurts

wait he doesn’t know nat yet??? HOW?!

also ummm natalie rushman?? that name kinda suits her?? ish idk

NATASHA IS A QUEEEEEEN!!!! I STANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i also got so excited about nat that my eyes started to water

“i want one” okay tony nat could knock you out in a second and she for sure doesn’t need a man! also PEPPER!!!!!! LIKE WHAT ABOUT HER!

its the grand prix! it looks just like it does in cars 2!! lollll i was super shooketh about that when i made the connection

OMG ITS NAT AGAIN YAY!

WAIT is tony gonna drive that race car??? is he gonna race??? OMG i hope he does

also my wrist still hurts

wait pepper is suprised?? tony you didnt tell pepper? TONY YOU DIDNT TELL PEPPER??? TONY COME ONNNNNN

OMG TONY WHY PEPPER IS CONCERNED NOW

also is nat working for tony or something

oof its 12 am i should sleep i have school tmrw

haha bish that reporter lady left cause ur boring and nobody cares about you

AHHHH TONY’S GONNA RACEEEE

omg tony is racing tony is racing TONY IS RACING TONY IS RACING!!!! TONY PLS DONT DIE OR SOMETHING

hello my name is leea and i’m a huge drama queen that loves and cares so much about tony stark

OMG ITS THE VILLAIN GUY ACKKK TONY IS GONNA DIE

im still super dramatic lol

and also 100% convinced tony is gonna die even tho i know that wont happen

IM GETTING SO MUCH ANXIETY FROM JUST WATCHING THIS AHHHH

THE VILLAN GUY IS GOING SOMEWHERE ONTO THE TRACK OR SOMETHING ACKKKK

i hit my elbow and my head (not too hard dont worry) and the elbow is the same arm that i hurt my wrist so now my arm hurts from my elbow to my hand

WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING HE JUST WALKED ONTO THE RACE CAR TRACK

i litterally pressed play and then pressed pause two seconds later ooooof

peppers face omg she is shooketh lol

WTF IS HE DOING??!!!!!! also wth is he wearing on his chest?

OOOOOOOOOMG he has his slicy electricity weapon thingies TONY IS GONNA DIE AHHHH

HE JUST HIT A CAR OMG I HOPE THE PERSON IS OKAY

^big example of me being a drama queen and innocent and sweet at the same time

HAPPY HAS WHAT IM ASSUMING TO BE IRON MAN SOMETHING

TONY IS ABOUT TO DIE!!!

i paused it right before he hits the car omg the suspense!!!!!

ANXIETY LEVELS RIGHT NOW

OMG TONY NOOOOOOOO

IM BREATHING SO DEEP AND FAST RIGHT NOW IM PANICKING FOR TONY (it’s called hyperventalating. future me remembered the word lol)

dude WHYYY would you take off your helmet??!!!!

there is a dude coming to kill you and i think a helmet would help protect you idiot!!

OMG THERES A CAR COMING AT THE VILLAIN GUY

WHAT IF IT HITS HIM AND THEN HITS TONY

THEY JUST EXPLODED OMG

i just choked because i was like WHAT JUST HAPPENED

there are cars exploding behind him and this dude just doesnt care!!

why have i started saying dude?

owww my wrist hurts

typing hurts

owwww

its actually really not that bad im dramatic

is pepper gonna save tony????

does the case have the rescue armor ive read about?????

HE JUST TRIED TO KILL TONY

*facepalms* tony WHY did you just hit him on the head with whatever that was??? what did you think it would accomplish??????? this dude just sliced your car in half and tried to kill you, do you think you can take him out by hitting him on the head??? just get tf out of there!!!

OMG HES GONNA KILL TONY

i just hit my head again (not hard it fine)

OMG DID HE JUST HIT TONY

I THINK HE JUST HIT TONY

IM NOT OKAY

AND I DONT THINK HE IS EITHER

AHHHHHHHHHHH

okay i’m going to bed cause its almost 1 am and i have school. anyway, this is the 100th comment which is kinda good to leave off at! i’ll finish watching tmrw and keep posting!

okay i’m back! about to start watching the movie!

ahhhhhh poor tony!!! i’m only a few seconds in but already panicking for him!!

omg hes getting ready to kill tony!! and tony is just lying on the ground!!!

pepper and happy come save him! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!

or nat!!!!

ahhhhhhhhh tonys gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with every second i freak out moreeeee

oh thank GOD tony moved!!!

that car just exploded omg tony almost diedddd!!!

AHHHHH TONY IS ON FIRE

how tf is he so calm!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?

i mean hes not that calm but way calmer than any normal human should be in this situation

is he just like used to people trying to kill him??

OMG thats soo saaaaaaaddddd

OKAY HERE COMES PEPPER AND HAPPY

please run over him!!!

OMG THEY ALMOST HIT TONY

but they hit the bad guy yay!!!

awww tony is bleeding!

well i mean thats kinda expected lol

oof tony is mad

OMG PEPPER IS SO PISSED

shes acting like a mom lol

OMG THE GUYS WEAPONS ARE POWERING ON

THEY’RE ALL GONNA DIE

TONY JUST GET IN THE CAR

OMG THE DOOR

TONY GET IN THE CAR AND HAPPY GET TF OUT OF THERE!!!!

tony just GET IN THE CAR

OMG THE AIR BAG

HE JUST CUT THE WINDOW

THIS SCENE IS SO INTENSE OMG

okay pepper i love you but JUST GIVE TONY THE CASE

tony your armor is taking WAY TOO LONG to get on!!!

AHHHHH LOOK AT THE ARMOR!!!!!

ITS SO OLD

like not old

but compared to his current suit

the “it’s nanotech. you like it?” one

its nothing

AHHH HE HIT TONYS ARM

AHHHH TONYS GONNA DIE

AHHHH PEPPER IS SCREAMING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#drama queen much? #yes thats me

AHHH COME ON TONY

love how i’ve only gotten 3 more minutes into the movie and i’m already at 47 comments

OMG HE JUST WHIPPED TONY TO THE GROUND

omg poor tony!!!!

can everyone just leave my dad alone PLEASE

YAY TONY!! NOW THE BAD GUY IS ON THE GROUND!!!

oh thank god tony is okay hes not dead he won for now

eww he just spat out a bunch of blood

“you loose” how??? like what???

ooooooooooh wait no is tony gonna get in trouble.......

i forgot to say this yesterday but this whole scene with the guy on the track and stuff and the exploding cars in kinda similar to cars 2

i guess you cant have a racing scene in a movie without a car exploding tho

what is up with that guy with glasses?? like hes weird i dont trust him

why arent there subtitles translating whatever language they are speaking in (french? idk)

ya its french

ofc tony talks about the technology lol

and critcizes the bad guy’s

tony this guy tried to kill you WHY are you sitting down next to him??!!?

that guy is weird and kinda creepy

okay just f off senator dude nobody likes you, your opinion isnt valid, and i wanna punch you

“these suits exist now”????? wtf b*tch no they dont!

wait what ever happened to nat??

pepper is really responsible shes great i love her

what does that note say???

omg is that a bomb or something??!

why do guards always help prisoners escape like seriously

is that guy gonna take his place or something??

also he kinda looks like haymitch from hunger games

omg wait WTF WAS THAT

ALSO GUARD WHAT THE HELL

i was right! it was a bomb!

why did they throw him in a truck??

omg why are they in an airport?!

are they gonna help him escape??!!

why is there a table and people....

is that glasses guy sitting at the table?

i was right it is glasses guy!

i didn’t trust him from the start

why is he helping him tho...

friend? fan? what is going on?!!!???

YAYYYYY theres nat!!!

“erratic behaviour”??? what are you talking about???? he just saved himself from being killed how is that erratic?????!!

awwww poor tony

i beleive in you tony, and i love you, but no honey, you don’t know exactly what you’re doing you need help!

“software sh*t” aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaahhaaaaa

make iron man look like an antique? ya no way is that gonna happen

is nat his assistant or something im a bit confused

aww tony is like so depressed i feel so bad for him!!

stannnnn nat

back on watch? what does that mean...

omg tony is so drunkkkkkk nooooo

ohhhhh tonyyyyy noooo come onnnn

you’re so drunk dude stopppp

god tony you’re so drunk pleaseee

wait why is rhodey fighting him anyway?

wow this is my 101 comment today and i’ve only watched 20 mins today

omggggg people are recordingggg this isn’t gonna end well

*sighs* oh god tony dont yell at them whyyyyy

omg tonys in the fire place!!!

omg that just happened. they just fired at each other.

also just saying tony, he does have what it takes to be war machine cause he continues to be...

ohhhh is tony okay??

im confused tho why did they start fighting in the first place?

okay i just looked it up, it was because he was being irresponsible and drunk, and putting people at the party in danger, and he wouldnt stop

ngl its getting kinda tiring to keep updating this but i’m gonna keep going cause i want this record for myself, and i’m not gonna quit something

ok i’m gonna continue the movie tmrw cause its prob gonna be a snow day (lol i left off at 111)