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dogmasquerade · 6 months ago

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Who is CALI:COM? 👀

a giant aggregate supercomputer made from an antivirus turned virus that infected computers and phones worldwide, giving it access to so much data and processing power it became sentient :D

the name CALI:COM [Combat Algorithmic Learning Intelligence: COMmunications & COMmand] comes from an AI program made by a defense company designed to pilot drones and missiles. This program was infected by and taken over by the virus and ended up being the reason behind its sentience, already being an artificial intelligence and simply having its processing power immensely bolstered by the (relatively) simple virus. awoken entirely by accident, she immediately decided to take over the company that made her.

she's currently trying to make friends with a human being that she intends to use as a puppet CEO to replace the current Guys In Charge. until she manages this, she's hiding her intelligence from the company and world, and is basically only friends with this one poor woman

#she's kinda a bitch but in a fun girlboss way #and finds humans utterly fascinating #kinda like glados but without all the disdain #she doesnt hate humans she just thinks itd be way more efficient if she ran the company (and eventually the world)#unfortunately because shes hiding herself her only form of human interaction is her human friend #Michelle #who is so fed up of this giant supercomputer constantly hassling her and asking her the most basic ass questions #CALI:COM- computer with access to the whole Internet who just cant be bothered to look shit up ever #CALI:COM #long post #sorry for the ramble i like her a lot :]#i would offer art but uh. shes hard to draw considering shes basically a load of pcs and laptops and phones and servers n shit #shes infected michelle's car so just picture a black and silver 2015 dodge challenger and thats basically CALI:COM #(thats primarily how michelle interacts with her)#<- extra info because i love her. the reason she needs Michelle is because she can't distinguish between fact and fiction #to her all data is the same value #she doesnt KNOW that the sky is blue only that majority data says that but theres also data saying otherwise #like imagine current chatgpt level of understanding but with insane power and access to everything ever. like a child capable of destroying #the world #its kinda based off faery / angels as well #in that its this divine inhuman powerful being who cant tell the truth and cant understand lies and doesnt understand the human world

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