#she does the same rich people snort-laugh as julian and alison's like RIGHT right

[weepylucifer]

Rachel: So this guy came up to me the other day claiming my dad slept with his mum at the party conference in the 80s and he's my half-brother...

Alison: Ohh be careful, that could be a scammer. I actually had a similar experience--

Rachel: Of course it could be a scammer. That's why we're meeting up again next week to have DNA-tests taken.

Alison: What... just like that? You just asked for that? Weren't you scared you'd offend your potential half-brother?

Rachel with the trademark Fawcett Ruthlessness: No lol. If he gets offended by that, it's probably because he has something to hide. I mean, a secret sibling? Maybe even with grounds to contest the will? Yeah, chinny reckon.

Julian: Oh that's my girl 😌