#she can even holepunch and staple things for you

[the-lumpfish-king]

Gods I need to do this with the printer in the middle school's main office. Fucking beautiful machine

the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy