#she also wiped a big booger on the living room wall behind the couch but I don’t think that was related to her being mad | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

adamsandgirl · 1 month ago

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I am so sorry to the girl in elementary school who was so annoying to everyone specifically for saying it was weird her favorite color was yellow. Yellow is not just the pee color. It is the sun and flowers and warmth.

I’m only sorry about that though. Everything else was deserved.

#to be clear I did not bully her but I did find her a little annoying #she was invited to my slumber party once and she got mad because everyone wanted to watch a different movie than the one she wanted to watc #and to be clear that was a slumber party for my birthday so if anyone should have had too pick it was me not her #she also wiped a big booger on the living room wall behind the couch but I don’t think that was related to her being mad #she just did that #later when we were in high school we had the same Spanish class and she would get me in trouble because she would turn around and talk to m #and when I would tell her to shut up the teacher would yell at me for talking during class #I think on the last day of school when we were just eating food and watching a movie she turned her desk backward so it would face mine #and I remember other classmates made fun of her for setting up the desks like we were on a date #but in her defense I am irresistible to women and that was not even the only time or only girl who wanted to date me so bad #sorry ladies I am taken

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