#she also almost scared me half to death because she wasn't eating full meals for like a week. full hunger strike right in my kitchen

[rabbitindisguise]

I forgot how much having a cat was about getting into ten thousand tiny little arguments a day where they do their best to die via unnatural means (poison, electric shock, etc) and you're just like. excuse me. excuse me. please do not??

and then they run around the house a bunch and bite you bite you bite you

[virtual-luvr]

Couch nap

☇Pairing: Jumin x Reader

☇Pronouns: male; he/him

☇Warning: none

☇Description: Jumin gets just a little suprised when he sees you sprawled out on his couch with his cat right on top of you

☇Note: request by @luckymunchkin <33!! I wrote this like half asleep so im hoping its not bad-

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A glass door slams open, a little more force and it would have broken.

Jumins guard jump into action and many of his workers flinch.

"JAEHEE YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND" your booming voice could be heard through the whole room and soon enough Jaehees heels are furiously clicking against the ground.

In just seconds shes right beside you, gaze trained on what was in your hands.

She gasps, "you didn't!"

"Oh but i did!"

You both happily jump around and you were about to skip away to her desk and watch the limited edition zen film~

(Provided by her secret compartment where she watches her zen movies which are stored in her office)

"Where do you think you're going?"

Oh no-

"Jumin....heeeyyy~~" you say, a blush permanent on your face, giving out a small wave and a sheepish smile

Well you're fucked.

"I don't know who gave you permission to be here and also distract my workers" he says giving out a glare to all his workers who were staring at you

Oof, harsh.

"Come on Jumin, Jaehees just...on her lunch break!"

"Her lunch break was an hour ago"

Okay he got you there. Jaehee sneakily grabs the movie in your hands and sprints away to her desk.

Damn you Jaehee, leaving you all alone with Mr. CEO

"Soo, how ya doing?" You look down at the carpet and kick it lightly with your foot, noting the awkward silence.

You look up when Jumin doesn't answer and you see him, once again, glaring at all the people that were looking at you

You chuckled and the glare that was once directed at everybody else is directed towards you

A shiver goes through you and you glare back playfully, you stick out your tongue at him and he only responds with an eye roll.

Before you can even start teasing him he scampers away saying something about a "business meeting"

"If you didn't want to talk to me you could have just said so" you sigh out, a playful pout forming on your face.

You know he definitely heard you when you heard his sigh from a mile away

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You were planning to just sit around and be lazy but no.

"I am so, so sorry for asking this of you. But Jumin has given me lots of stuff to do and adding his cat into the mix is KILLING me. Can you please catsit Elizabeth??" Jaehees hurried voice rings through the phone and you can barely catch a full sentence since shes hurrying her words so much.

You felt bad for Jaehee, and you really loved Elizabeth so you said yes

You weren't regretting your decision until, "okay great! You can just stay at Jumins while catsitting and we can go to eat afterwards"

What did she just say-

At JUMINS???

He's not going to be happy about this.

"Jaehee are you sure that's okay? I don't think Jumin likes me too much"

Jaehee gives out a small chuckle, "nonsense, he doesn't mind you. Now come! I have to leave in ten minutes"

You hurry and get your keys, trying to put on a shirt and hang up on the phone at the same time wasn't as easy as you thought it would be.

You get there as fast as you can, making sure to drive as safely as your gay ass can.

When you get there your hair is disheveled and your clothes are a mess but Jaehee pays no mind to it. She places the spare keys she has for Jumins place in your hands, saying a quick "thank you" and running back to her office.

You grumble as you try every key one at a time. With your luck you found it when you got to the last key.

You open the door and you're greeted by the smell of Jumins cologne and everything being as clean as clean can be.

Figures, especially after you bumped into his maid on the way there.

You fumble with a few things you brought, putting your bag on the ground and flop down on his couch, your hand falling in contact with the floor after you get comfortable.

You were about to pass out but suddenly soft fur comes in contact with your hand. You flinch and it scares eben Elizabeth.

"Oh Elizabeth baby im so sorry, i didn't mean to scare you" her eyes were making you feel even more apologetic and you coo at her.

Grabbing her you put her on your chest and start to softly pet her.

She purrs and nuzzles into you, if you could you would take a photo right now.

Hearing her purrs and the way it resonated against your chest you feel yourself starting to fall asleep.

Next thing you know your eyes are closing shut as so are Elizabeths.

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Jumins pace is quick and he almost stumbles right in when he tries to hold on to the door of his apartment.

The door opens wide and Jumin almost crashes to the floor if it weren't for his good reflexes.

"This maid, this isn't the first time, my god-"

He stops when he sees your figure, passed out on the couch and a white fur ball right on top of you.

He barely takes notice of Elizabeth though, for once you're his main focus.

"What an idiot, im guessing he's the one that left the door open" he says while crouching down

'A cute one', he was about to say that aloud but hesitates. If you heard that it be the death of him.

He tucks a strand of your hair behind your ear and then pets Elizabeth. She wakes up and starts purring seeing the face of her owner. She nuzzles up to you even more and even though it makes you stir a little, you don't wake up.

Jumin can't help but take a sneaky picture, he'll use this as blackmail later.

(But also just because it was cute as hell)

He decides to leave you two alone and cook something for you and him.

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You stir awake, immediately smelling something good which gets you wide awake.

Pulling Elizabeth off of you, with some resistance from her, you rub at your eyes and walk to the kitchen.

You sit on the counter as you walk Jumin cook. The sleeves in his white button up now rolled up to his elbows, his hair slicked back a bit. It low-key made you want to play with it but you stopped yourself.

"Didn't know the great Jumin could cook"

"Didn't know you could fall asleep so easily"

Oh no, you forgot about that.

Is he going to be mad at you?

"Stop overthinking, im not mad or anything. Come on, do you want some food?" He says while nodding his head towards the plate in his hand

You eagerly nod and your mouth waters at the sight of the food.

For once in your life, you hear his laugh and he keeps on laughing a bit while putting some food on your plate.

After you two sit down and eat together you start conversation and playfully teasing each other like you did at the office.

You softly smile at each other while finishing your meal.

Hm, you could get used to this.

[1278 words; aug/15/2020]

[thedyingmoon]

🖤 I See My Future Before Me 🖤

~ A V X Reader set in an Alternate Universe where you get to play a game of hide and seek with V. 🖤

~ This part is dedicated to all my new followers. I couldn't mention all of you, you know who you are. Thank you very much! 🖤

~ Psst, @acieoj , a new part for you to stay awake for. 🖤

~ I couldn't thank you enough for all the likes and reblogs, @heaven-on-a-landslide . Thank you so much! 🖤

~ That's my game screenshot. Aww, V looks so cute drinking whatever energy drink that is. 🖤

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V

You wearily looked at the three boxes of pizza on the glass top table in front of you, one being almost empty, courtesy of Nero. Then, you looked at Nico, who settled on the sofa across you, legs apart and one elbow on a knee.

"Dinner?" Nico offered, getting a slice herself.

You shook your head.

"I'm not having any of that." Your friend for ten years retorted, picking a slice and forcefully handing it to you. "Eat!"

You two have always been like this, you refusing food and the freckled girl always shoving them your way, anyway.

The moment you woke up in their home ten years ago, you were aware that you were so close to dying due to starvation. But, due to the strict orders of those scumbags who abducted you, you were taught to avoid temptations like hunger. Of course, upon realizing how malnourished you looked, Nico and her mother practically forced you to eat, telling you to not die on them. And on the following days after that, you were fed all sorts of home - cooked meals, thanks to Nico's mother, that slowly improved your impoverished state.

You took a little bite off the pizza, slightly wincing on its spicy taste, then threw all kinds of pretense out of the window and took a box for yourself, digging in and giving in to your hunger.

"So, what you mean to say," Nico began, her mouth half - full of her food. "... is that V is who you are looking for all these past ten years?"

You nodded, unable to answer with a full mouth.

"How could you even tell? I mean, you told me that the man in your visions had white hair."

It's true. After the events that took place in that cursed castle, the entity has been giving you little visions of the future. Sometimes, it's just trivial things, like predicting Nico's results in her exams as a student, the weather for the next week, and visitors.

But, one prominent thing that the entity was always showing you was the vision of a white - haired man playing the violin. And what's more, the entity would sometimes speak to you in your head, subtly whispering stuff like,

"You must find him."

And

"You must go to him."

However, just a year ago, the entity gave you vague and horrifying warnings about this man, telling you all of a sudden to,

"Protect him at all cost."

"Save him from his death."

And

"Fulfill the wish."

Especially the second and last warning. Despite the vision staying the same for ten years, the warnings were getting more and more drastic that it simply could no longer be ignored. You had no idea how to "fulfill the wish", but you were very certain that the entity would show you how when the time comes.

Which led you to the events that were beginning to unfold right before you.

"Dude with white hair,..." Nico mumbled. "If it is Dante, then I would understand. But, V?"

"I told you." You replied. "I felt it the moment I saw him in the park earlier this afternoon. That,... feeling I didn't have when I met Dante." You took your third helping of the pizza and looked at Nico gravely in the eye. "But, this man. I could feel it, Nico. It's him. I must fulfill the entity's wish, and I won't rest until I do."

"Alright, alright, honey, you've made your point." Nico leaned on the comfortable sofa and crossed her legs. "So, you sure you're going?"

"Yes."

"Very well." Nico stood and went to one of the rooms. When she came back, she was carrying a large, white box. She placed it down on the floor, considering it was too big to place on the table, and carefully opened it, revealing its contents.

Your eyes widened in delight and surprise at such wonder. "It's so breathtaking!" You admired the object inside the box.

Nico smiled at you and lightly punched your shoulder. "You have to look your best this Saturday."

You gently took the glistening fabric, holding it like it was the most fragile thing in the world, and frowned.

"Aww, don't tell me you don't like it!"

You glanced at Nico and held the thing closer to you. "No, it's not like that. I just couldn't believe that I'm finally going to meet him."

"Well, if you're that excited, why didn't you just introduce yourself earlier like a normal human being?" Nico had a point.

"I'm scared." You answered, and it was the truth. You did find V very intimidating, especially that time when he just transported right above you earlier in the park. "What if I screw this up? How can I be able to protect him if I'm like this? You saw him and how powerful he is! He's got some,... pets with him,..."

Nico's eyebrows furrowed. She knew you were very shy and that you needed the proper motivation for you to keep moving forward.

She stood up and went back to the sofa to eat pizza. "I was wondering. You, a weak girl without the help of your entity, trained to be a good fighter against Demons, bugged me to death a thousand times for a weapon of your own, and even deliberately blackmailed Dante into letting you join Devil May Cry, all because of this funny mission your entity gave you." She leaned in to get a closer look at you and eyed you very seriously. "What is your motivation? And don't ya dare keep your mouth shut because ya haven't told me a single shit about it. Spill the beans, honey."

You sighed, no longer able to think of some clever way out of this. You put the fabric down and joined Nico at the sofa.

"That vision with the white - haired man, that was not the only thing I saw." You took Nico's right hand and gave it a light squeeze. "Beyond that, I saw something else."

"What is it?"

You looked at Nico and slightly shook your head, brows furrowed at the thought. "It wasn't quite clear to me yet, but I saw myself with this man. And there was a child."

Nico's eyes widened, her mouth forming an O. "Is that your future baby, then?"

"I'm not sure. I told you, it wasn't quite clear. And then, I saw a house, an afternoon picnic, him playing the violin again, and,..."

"And - ?" Nico was fully anticipating the next thing you would say, when you suddenly squeezed her hand too tight with all your might, hurting her. "Ouch! Hey, watch it!" She withdrew her hand from you, rubbing it and hoping for the pain to go away. She was about to scold you for it when she saw you becoming red from forehead to chest. "Aha! You saw something lewd, did ya?!"

"NO!" you screamed at her face, your blush deepening even further, and knowing that she will not believe you because of it. "Anyway, the point is: I finally have a chance to build something I lost when I was a child. A lovely house, afternoon picnics, a family to call my own! Nico, this is it! My dream of a perfect family, and the entity has led me right into it!"

"You really should have introduced yourself to V." Nico muttered, shaking her head and frowning. "You might get along pretty well,..."

"That's not how it works, Nico. To have that, I must fulfill the entity's wish to protect him and save him from his death. The vision will not come true unless I follow the entity's conditions!"

"So, you mean to say, V's gonna die,... unless you do something about it? Is that right?"

You almost lost your nerve after building it up with a dream of a perfect home a while ago. "Yes, you could say that."

"So, that's why you trained to be strong."

"Yes."

"But, that doesn't explain why you have to work for Dante."

"Remember what you said earlier about Dante and perfectly understanding it if it was really him in my vision?" You said, taking Nico's hand and squeezing it again. "Well, I thought so, too, believe me. But, I was wrong. The vision is a man who looked like him, but not him!"

"You - " Nico began, then stopped, processing everything she just heard from you. "How could the man in your vision look like Dante and not V? How could it NOT be Dante and how could it BE V? Honey, that's so confusing! Unless, he's hiding a twin brother somewhere, which V clearly is not,..."

"Yes, I know that." For the second time, you squeezed Nico's hand way too hard for the woman to take.

"Ouch!" Nico shrieked, once again withdrawing her hand and keeping it firmly close to her.

"Sorry. It's just that - I felt a connection to Dante and to the man in the vision. Like, something very powerful was linking the two. And now that I've seen this V person, I became certain of it. He also holds a deep connection to Dante." You went closer to Nico, your hands on the sofa. "The decision I made about working in the Devil May Cry was not far off, actually. And I' am glad for that," you took something from your pocket and showed the same black envelope containing the details of the event for the coming Saturday. "... and for this."

"Whatever you say, honey." Nico said, but before she could even stand, you two both heard noises coming from outside the unit. "They're back already? Hey!"

Nico called after you, but you were too fast. You were already outside the door to your room, carrying the large, white box, and smiling at her.

"Good night!" You gleefully mouthed, opening the room, entering it, and finally retiring for the night.

And at the same time Nico heard the lock to your door click, Nero opened the front door and let V and himself in.

Right then and there, V was very positive - he knew you've been there, the one who almost "chopped him like onions", as per Griffon, and the one who yelped behind the window. In fact, he could sense your presence all over the place, especially behind that one particular door. After all, he could still smell you. What was that again? Oh. Fresh flowers blooming in the morning.

"Hey, this box is almost empty!" Nero said, mystified as to how an unopened box of pizza got almost ravaged by a lone woman during his absence of only thirty minutes.

But, V perfectly knew that Nico was not the only one who ate. And it was totally confirmed by the woman, herself.

"Well, sorry about that. (Y/N) was really hungry." She admitted.

"You mean the owner of this unit?" Nero asked, opening the third box and dedicating to finish it himself. "Where is she, anyway? Why won't she show herself? She got fangs, bumps, or something?"

"My thoughts,... exactly." V added, letting Griffon and Shadow out with a simple smile that could actually be considered as sinister. Someone wants to play hide and seek with him, so he would play the game, as well, and with much enthusiasm.

Nico laughed at what Nero said. "She doesn't have fangs, but she does have a bump or two, you know what I'm sayin'. She's probably asleep by now. Don't mind her." Nico answered. "She's just tired as hell. You'll see her in the morning."

And, so he must. For if you don't show yourself by then, heaven and hell help V, but he would definitely find a way to meet you and go after you, just like what Griffon initially suggested. In a space of thirty minutes while he and Nero were away in search of formal clothing, he may have found out one of the reasons the Yamato brought him closer to you. And if you avoid him once more, he would have no choice but to spam the Yamato on you if he must as a last resort.

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