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ALL OF THE SHIPS.

YOU ARE CANCELED. YOU ARE THE FINAL SEASON. YOU ARE THE SERIES FINALE.

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Teddy x Juliette

who holds the umbrella when it rains: teddy. no arguments there, i mean they might argue about it a little but she’ll be too busy holding egg that she won’t have a choice but to let him hold the umbrella? he’ll be really smug about it though, and somehow that umbrella will end up bent because she used it to hit him in the head.

who is the grumpiest in the morning: juliette probably. teddy is a soldier he’s used to waking up early? so he’s kind of grown immune to it. besides there are other reasons to pout and it does not include the morning. he’s probably a happy morning person though, more often than not it’s because he hasn’t met anyone from the outside yet so it’s still a good day. he’ll let her sleep in though, make her breakfast in bed and probably be cheesy and romantic about it.

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: teddy. not that he has a right to be i mean this is the dude that let an injury get infected and almost died from it. still though he is a man and a hypocrite so just one scratch on juliette’s head and he’ll scream bloody murder? always being on top of her so she takes whatever it is that she needs to. juliette probably gets irritated with him when he’s sick because he’s that person who could have a bullet in his head and he’d still be like ‘ it’s cool, i’m fine… it’s fine. ‘ and she has the hardest time pushing him to stay in bed.

who plays pranks on the other: juliette, but once she plays a prank on him he’ll return the favor? however i feel like their pranks get really bad lmao. they piss each other off more often than not because of them. like they have the worst sense of humor and the pranks are always over the top. honestly i can see juliette locking him out because of one of his pranks. idk he sent a buddy to give her a letter and a flag once and he had to sleep outside for like three months or something.

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: theodore, like please he’s a big softy and he’ll always pull her close. won’t even ask… and it’s probably his favorite activity when he gets home after being deployed. juliette probably complains but i have a feeling that she secretly likes it not that she’ll let him know though because that’s just too much.

who insists on creating nicknames for the other: both of them but it’s not out of fondness it’s to embarrass each other. i mean there’s love there obviously but they are that couple who’ll walk through the store yelling out the most embarrassing nicknames just to cause a scene and make the other one want to crawl under a rock.

who drools on the other when they’re asleep: teddy and egg. both of them leave a pool of drool all the time. she once tried to stop it by shoving a sock into teddy’s mouth. he almost died, he loves telling the story in order to garner sympathy but all he gets is a kick under the table from her because he’s making her seem crazy.

who says ‘I love you’ first: i don’t think it’s happened for them yet? or maybe if it has it was like a once in a blue moon thing? he probably said it first then tried to take it back like 3 seconds later but she like whispered an i love you too and that was the end of that sappy moment. it was never spoken about again.

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People saying the ring promo was Ali and Emily and honestly I don't agree

You know what i was about to be all like “omg yes it is! the fingers were obviously thin and feminine!!” but then i took off my shipper hat and put on my theorist glasses.

While one set of hands do look like they could be Emily’s because of how thin, long, and “soft” they look….she’s wearing a certain nail polish. 

Emily is wearing a very loud, white color unlike the nude nails in the promo. 

@shcrmans also noted how there is a tattoo on the wrist. Ladies and gents, it is highly possible that this is not footage of Emison getting engaged……………..

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Rowan/Zoey

[ who holds the umbrella when it rains ] zoey, cause ro is an actual princess and can’t even fathom the idea of getting her hair wet. zoey’s the heroine of this story, lbh.

[ who is grumpiest in the morning ] rowan. she needs a bagel with cream cheese, a soy caramel macchiato, and zoey to hold her hand before she can even process the day.

[ who worries more ] this is an unfair question because my babies are constantly thinking about each other. i’m more inclined to think rowan because she’s an emotional wreck, but at the same time i’m like, if something ever happened to ro, zoey would do anything she had to do to make her feel better? so it’s a tie.

[ who plays pranks ] zoey, no doubt, and rowan has the best reactions. just totally over the top, and a lot of zoey having to stroke her hair and calm her down, cause she probably cries every time.

[ who is always the first to suggest cuddling ] honestly, rowan doesn’t suggest cuddling. she just cuddles. all up in zoey’s shit, constantly. a “pay attention to me!!” kind of girlfriend, tbh.

[ who insists on creating nicknames ] oh i think these two are total pet name girls. another tie because zoey says things like “baby, love.” and rowan’s a “honey, sweetie.” chick.

[ who drools on the other when they’re sleep ] rowan’s crazy ass.

[ who said i love you first ] rowan, and my heart is warm just thinking about it. but afterwards, zoey is defs the one who says it the most. 

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Nas/Tizi

[ who holds the umbrella ] neither lmfao they have people for that

[ who is grumpiest in the morning ] this is nas and tizi, they are both eternally grumpy, and relish in being a grumpy little unit. tizi probably has a little more energy than him, but even so they both contemplate beheading people 90% of the day so.

[ who worries more when the other is sick ] tiziana probably. not to say that nas doesn’t worry, but tizi feels so deeply about things, and nas tends to keep his shit under wraps until he’s behind closed doors. she’d definitely be at his side 24/7, even though she’s mad at him atm.

[ who plays pranks on the other ] tizi for sure. she’s just more playful and childlike than him, and he gets wayyyy too invested in his work sometimes, so she’s the one to remind him to come down to earth and smell the roses.

[ who suggests cuddling ] i mean, up until now, nas couldn’t keep his hands off of her, lmfao. it’s like torture for him to not be able to hold her atm. 

[ who creates nicknames ] tizi! nas moans and groans about it, but he likes it lowkey. 

[ who drools on the other when they’re asleep ] ignacio, and he’s not even sorry about it. he just has to hold her so close, yknow??

[ who said i love you first ] ignacio. it was while she was asleep, and she didn’t even hear him, but he was sat there watching her dream and said it quietly.

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✉ don/axton

2 am text:

[ text ] if i roll through ur house rn and ask for some milk will you hook it up? this a true testament of our friendship, i’m just sayin. my fruit loops DRY.

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☂ cella/axton

three tweets from my muse to yours

marcellsa: @ incrediblea reading a book. we have officially entered the twilight zone, people.

marcellsa: getting snapchats from @ incrediblea is kind of like waking up after a long night, and not knowing where you are. really confusing, and a lot of thinking “what just happened?”

marcellsa: don’t study with @ incrediblea unless you’re fully prepared to hear every verse from his super fire mixtape ‘study songs’ dropping this fall. pre-order now on apple music.

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Yo I was literally just thinking about Nate bbaby

“i’m alive because of you.”

im dead.

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Peter x Lexie

who holds the umbrella when it rains: peter because he’s a gentleman and lex is the size of a hobbit a boy has to fit under the umbrella too. she doesn’t mind though, because it allows for snuggling and she likes to snuggle so quite honestly she’ll pretend to be too tired to hold it and just pout at him and then just suggest they walk really close together to protect each other from the rain.

who is the grumpiest in the morning: jason. LMFAO, and i’m not kidding. no i don’t think they are here yet but once they arrive to such a place you can bet that big brother is gonna be calling her phone non stop… or who knows maybe he’ll just be in denial? we shall see. 

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: both of them do. however being the literal bunnies that they are, they always find something positive to say about it? like while lex was in the hospital it was like sure babe, you got shot but you get to eat all of the desserts and pudding you want. so if there were ever a time where peter was really ill or hurt, lexie would be there making him see the brighter side of things but honestly she’s a ford. she has the bossy genes… and she might be little but tiny girl can yell? she’d command those doctors lbh.

who plays pranks on the other: they are literally the most playful people who ever lived, it’s not out right pranks as much as it is playful bitting, ruffling of the hair, tickle fights or she’ll randomly jump on his back when she sees him in public. throw water at each other, chase each other around. it’s literally like 100% puppy love, it’s kind of sickening really. 

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: lexie. cuddles for rapunzel always and she’ll be obnoxious about it too. literally sit on top of him if he’s doing something else like okay, my turn pay attention to me now, but honestly it’s like cuddling while watching a movie and holding hands and pecks here and there. ( have they even gotten to a steamy make out yet? lmaoooo. )

who insists on creating nicknames for the other: RAPUNZEL AND FLYNN RIDER for the win. it’s literally both of them, honestly she 100% found a man who’s so compatible with her it’s ridiculous like jesus christ. but if it’s not the disney nicknames it’s a never ending string of babe, and love, and handsome and whatever else they can think of really… if peter was in high school they would be voted “ cutest couple “ or some cheesy thing like that.

who drools on the other when they’re asleep: lexie and she snores too but she sounds like a little piggy and he probably thinks it’s adorable but she’ll wake up and deny it? try and say that he snores too ( he doesn’t ) honestly at the hospital she kept asking the nurses if they could give her something so she didn’t snore, but he kept telling her it was adorable so now she’s like i’m an adorable sleeper or something ridiculous like that.

who says ‘I love you’ first: they ain’t there yet. although i have a feeling that miss alexandra might be the first to say it.

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Damn she pushed her head in between her legs. Okay Athena okay lmaooo

LMFAOOOOOOO. blame all of my smut research okay.

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Gene x Juliette

[ who holds the umbrella ] imagine they both have their own umbrellas. gene walking beside jules, with the egg in her arms, and a couple of other things. as she struggles to keep everything upright, he reaches over and grabs her umbrella. so he holds both of them while they walk side by side.

[ who is the grumpiest in the morning ] both of them. gene has been grumpy since he was born, and everyone knows not to mess with juliette. i don’t think a day of them knowing each other has passed by without them outwardly offending or judging someone? them, and roxy. they’re an awful trio.

[ who worries more ] neither of them are super emotional, so i don’t see them losing their cool in that instance. but their distress would be written all over both of their faces. unspoken worry is arguably just as bad, especially considering how well they know one another. all they’d have to do is look in the other’s eyes, and they’d be able to see just how upset they are, and how much their worry is breaking them.

[ who plays pranks ] what’s a prank? no no... this is a war. from gene waiting behind corners to scare jules, to juliette replacing the sugar he uses for his morning coffee with salt. it’s on going and everyone should be scared.

[ who suggests cuddling ] no one suggests it, i think it just happens? like they start off on opposite sides of the couch, like normal, platonic friends do, and yet somehow end up with his arm around her shoulders, and her head on his. 

[ who insists on creating nicknames ] they still call each other sugar and spice.

[ who drools on the other when they’re asleep ] eggsy, lmfao.

[ who says i love you first ] hasn’t happened yet, but its kind of a toss up. i’m more inclined to say gene, just because his feelings have been realized and are lowkey obvious af, but idk man. idk idk.

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Oli/Don

[ who holds the umbrella ] donnie, and they both stay dry cause he holds her so close that the one umbrella is definitely big enough for the two of them.

[ who is grumpiest in the morning ] as long as they wake up next to each other, neither of them is really grumpy. and if that ain’t the most disgusting thing ever, idk what is.

[ who worries more when the other is sick ] donnie, cause he’s a total fish out of water with it. she could have a head cold and he’d act like she’s dying of some fatal disease. “do you need anything??? what do you need??? soup??? tea??? idk how to make tea but???? i can????”

[ who plays the pranks ] both, but oli is better at it than him. mostly cause don is an absolute MORON and would probably tell her his plans accidentally. oli is 1000% smarter than him.  

[ who suggests cuddling ] have you seen them? what’s a suggestion? they are the epitome of boo’d up, and it’s beautiful. he doesn’t even know how to be around her without holding her hand, tbh.

[ who creates the nicknames ] olivia, she defs coined the pebbles and bambam moment, and i’m living for it. ever since they were little kiddos.

[ who drools on the other ] it honestly just depends who’s big spoon that night, lmfao.

[ who said i love you first ] oli, and it was the first time anyone had ever said it to him. sawyer didn’t, his parents didn’t, and now he can’t go through a day without hearing her say it, or saying it to her.

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shcrmans replied to your post: NU-UH, I’M NOT REPLYING TO ALL OF THAT @shcrmans

GOOD.

you are canceled tbh.

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Ollies gonna SCREAM

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♣ oli/don

a drunk message:

[ text ] baaaAAaAaAaAaabeee. r u up? say u are. i nede u rn its a ma tter of life and deAth! big john - my boy, bgi john - he ‘s so lonelY he nedes u baaAAaAaAbe. fUck it’ s been 3 hour s and i miss u. come back to meeee eee eeee. :(

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✘ lennon/josh

an unsent text

[ undelivered ] i miss you. is that fucked up? i do, though. you make me laugh, and smile, and sometimes when i don’t see you my day feels incomplete. like... who else is going to call me lemon and put me in my place? people try, but it’s just not the same. i miss you, shoe. you’re one of my faves, lowkey... all this to say that if you tell anyone i said that, i’ll deny it. like, really, super, fuck you deny it.