#sharpedowhisperer

[aquatrey]

I was going through the ol’ Skype logs and, well... 

Crack AU masterlist

Em: AU where annually the legendaries just possess whoever just for the shits and giggles for one day Ja: AU where all the kids grow up in Fallarbor Ja: AU where Moll has actually seen the films I reference Maz: AU where awchie is replaced by wario Moll: AU where matt is a princess and kennie is the dragon guarding his castle Moll: AU where kennie's ruthless tbh Moll: AU where someone kills stern before he can kill trey Moll: AU where kennie kills arzey Moll: AU where basil is a pumpkin and they just occasionally yell at it Ja: AU where all our kids meet as kids Moll: Au where kennie thought trey's name was trace Moll: AU where kennie is al Arz: AU where Trey is fascinated by skeletons instead of dinosaurs Ja: AU where our kids RP as us on the internet Moll: AU WHERE MATT IS 2FT TALL BUT STILL HAS AS MUCH STRENGTH

[redqueenofdisaster-deactiva-blog]

"I had a dream last night, I was a muffler. I woke up hella exhausted..."

“Car puns, huh? Well, someone recently destroyed my car, funnily enough.”

“…and I’ve actually looked into getting a new one recently but it isn’t working out. I was ready to commit but the car just keeps stalling.”

[tideofdevotion]

sharpedowhisperer

“ Can you show them to me? It would give me a better idea on how to help him. Maybe the toys may have gotten too small for him.” She inquires, studying the sharpedo’s many rows of sharp teeth.

“His toys? Yeah. Let me go get them alright?” The admin looked down to the sharpedo in the pool before heading out of the room and down the hall to his room to gather up the pokemon’s toys into the box. It wasn’t until he was doing this that he took notice of the wear and tear on the toys. Yeah-- Maybe it was time for a few new ones. Matt hurried back to the room with the box, a wear smile resting on his features. Sure he was a higher up but he really did expect to get chewed out a little.

[madrefondatrice-archive]

agate, dolomite,carnelian, zebra stone

Agate: how Madame Boss calms down.

The quickest, most accessible way, is for her to take a smoke. Truth be told, she hardly ever smokes out of pure recreation. It’s almost always a distraction, something to fill the space, something to calm her otherwise well hidden nerves. Nicola will also take to petting her Ninetales when she needs extra attention for the purpose, and as well she’s not above going out for a drink, either, although unlike smoking she will do that just for fun and socialization.

Dolomite: a sleep headcanon.

What a luxurious woman. She’s the kind to sleep in the king she doesn’t need, to spent the most money on bedspreads and headboards, and of course the mattress. She will not accept anything less than exceptional when it comes to her quarters, even when traveling. As for actual sleeping, she has a relatively set schedule, and she even goes drinking fairly early in the evening. If I had to guess, she’s probably in bed no later than 11pm and will wake up at 7 or 8, which is much later than she would have when she was still in charge of the Team.

Carnelian: an art related headcanon.

Ah, music certainly runs in the family. Now unlike her son and grandson, Nicola isn’t particularly talented at anything. She was a spoiled brat with no great dedication to the arts. But she does have very refined tastes, and you’ll find she takes great pleasure in listening to and even attending operas. She’ll of course have a bias for anything Italian, but you’ll generally find her listening to classics. Nothing too newfangled or outrageous. Her tastes haven’t changed in decades.

Zebra Stone: what gets Madame Boss excited.

The thrill of battle will always get Nicola’s blood pumping. She has a very odd way of showing it (which is to say she hardly does), but that thrill is why she continues to participate in underground battle on a very regular basis. To some extent, bickering with her son gives her a rush too, but as she’s aged, it’s begun to just make her tired. She also rather loves spending time with what grandchildren she knows of (and this entirely depends on the Silver, as she hasn’t learned of say, Tobi or even Blue yet). Outside of these, she’s not a very excitable woman. She has indulgences, but nothing that makes her bounce in anticipation.

[sugary---spice-blog]

“Yo, Aizy! You hungry?”

[aquagruntlaney-blog]

((new icon courtesy of sharpedowhisperer <33))

[rankingtwentysix]

     “For the record, I don’t      just ‘hang out’ with her.      She’s my girlfriend.”

[theagentlooker]

"Hey looker, did you receive the pa-" Interrupted by the sight of Looker's new look, Aizlin does all possible to not explode in laughter. Never in her life did she thought of seeing him like this. "What the hell happened to you?"

❝Yes, ha-ha, very funny; laugh as much as you want.Do believe me, there is a slight possibility that I might be laughing on the inside.❞

No.He really, really wasn’t.

❝You know what, I actually have no idea.A stranger thought it would be a wonderful idea to color my hair while I was sleeping.I need to buy some hair dye to straighten this mistake out.❞

[saltydogarchie-archive]

sharpedowhisperer

“Look, Aiz, we need to have a bit ‘o a talk.”  The team leader’s hand dips under the hem of his bandanna, idly scratching at a spot of hair he found there.  This was a conversation he dreaded, but it had to be said.

“Ye can’t...keep kickin’ people into the Sharpedo tank!  I know it’s fun ‘n all for them, but we ain’t tryin’ ta kill them!”

[pianoface]

Aizlin for sharpedowhisperer!

[nerdlordmaxie-blog]

sharpedowhisperer

Well, this one was a little young. Or at least, she looked young. “Hey there, welcome to Magmat-Ink. Before we go any further, I’m gonna have to see an ID.”

[magmaxmatsubusa-blog]

ASKBOX ROULETTE!!

result: To be tied to a chair

Maxie was quick to tie Aizlin to the chair with a thick rope, ensuring the knots were secure. “This ought to put an end to your constant thieving of my sushi rolls.”

[tideofdevotion]

"Greetings Prince Matt! I am Sir Pup a Lot and I am awesome! I shall now bop your nose!" The playful voice behind the fluffiest of the recent poochiena pups said. His paw gently touched Matt's nose as the pokemon barked happily.

“Ahaha! What an honor it is to be bopped by you.” 

Matt couldn’t help but laugh at the cute antics, reaching a hand up to gently pet the pooch’s head and give a little scratch behind its ears. Sure when Matt was working he went into serious mode but he couldn’t help but soften up at baby pokemon.

[aquamedic-archive]

     “I hope you’ll be happy to know that           you’re quite notorious around these parts, Miss Afia.”

[flamingriddler]

sharpedowhisperer

There had been an influx of Sharpedo swimming around the island recently. Normally, it wouldn’t have bothered Blaine, but it was the beginning of tourist season, and a lot of them would be flocking to the beaches and spending their hours of merriment in the water. As much as the old geezer didn’t like herds upon herds of people on the island, it would be bad press if one of them were to get attacked and eaten due to sheer stupidity on the tourists’ part. 

So, he called up the only woman in his phone book that could get the job done.

“Hey Aizlin, do you have a minute? I have a bit of a problem...”

[rankingtwentysix]

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